You and Sebastian aren't doing anything, are you?

You and Sebastian aren't doing anything, are you?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uh yeah, we're having GAY sex, blind dumbass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're practicing DARK MAGIC AGAIN?!?! How foolish could you be! You've gone too far this time!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah bro it's for his sister don't worry
        Anyway could you teach me another spell?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What the FRICK was his problem?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We seduced his boyfriend away from him with our giant wand

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blind people gross me out so fricking much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather be blind than look at that ugly mug of yours

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We were shagging in your special room whilst laughing about how small and pathetic your wiener is.
    Oh and before I forget... ABRA KADABRA

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ominis' opinion about dark magic doesn't much matter after I kill him.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was just introducing Sebastian to my wife, Poppy Sweeting. Would you like to meet her too, Ominus?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My wife
      yeah, you and the rest of the forbidden forest
      you just know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how can she be so cute and so goddamn ugly at the same time?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you if you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up lol

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blindness somehow can't be cured by magic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's supposed to be cursed, I think. By other Gaunts. Not that easy to break these.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so attractive? After centuries of interbreeding I think there’d be more damage than just some lost vision.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this dude and sebastian carried the game, story-wise
    sequel better ditch any grand chosen one plot and focus on student hijinks

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like Sebastian SWALLOW lmfao, frick him and that blind homosexual

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm getting my pussy banged by big wiener sebastian and learning all his dark magics
    dumb ass blind incel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a witch

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no it's me.

        Back off;
        Sebastian is for real women.

        There are no real women in this thread

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no it's me.

      Back off;
      Sebastian is for real women.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We were just rubbing our wands together in your secret room and laughing at how dumb your blind eyes look, Ominus

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BIPOC LOVER
    BIPOC LOVER
    BIPOC LOVER

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in love with Imelda and I will protect her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The chick who got killed by the Arab guy?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill goblins
    Behead goblins
    Avada Kedavra goblins
    Imperio goblins and make them commit seppuku
    Descendo goblins into the concrete
    Depulso a goblin baby into the trash can
    Cruciatus on filthy goblins
    Conjure feces into goblin food
    Levioso goblins into the sun
    Flipendo goblins into active volcanoes
    Feed goblins to Highwing
    Transform pregnant goblins into red barrels and use ancient magic to throw them into each other
    Urinate on goblin's shields
    Diffindo goblins in half
    Stir-fry goblins in a cauldron
    Report goblins to the ministry
    Cast incendio inside a goblin's anus
    Arresto Momentum goblins in front of Hogwarts Express

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's only racist for like 2 missions and then he feels bad about it unless he goes to jail

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      s cool
      he's not racist in the end of the game

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just sold this POS, not bad only lost 12$. What a shit game.

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