You are an Orc. Your job is to harvest lumber, mine metals and build buildings for other Orcs. If you impress your superiors, they might upgrade your hatchet to a battleaxe and shield and you can join the rest of the Clan in battle.
You are an Orc
You are an Orc. Your job is to harvest lumber, mine metals and build buildings for other Orcs. If you impress your superiors, they might upgrade your hatchet to a battleaxe and shield and you can join the rest of the Clan in battle.
Do I still get to fuck my hot orc wife? Do I have orc kids? What's the climate like? Are we at war with other clans or fantastical fairy tale races?
>What's the climate like?
Temperate, usually between 10-15 degrees. Usually you get about 100mm of rain a month.
>no mention of the freedom unit equivalents
Cringe and ill-advised
>I am too dumb to understand base 10
America
Breeding rights are reserved for the tribe chieftain and his inner circle
So the tribe soon dies off due to inbreeding and infertility. I think I will pass on this campaign thank you.
Job's done.
Work, work, work.
Theoretically, what happens if I fill the entire world with mutton?
You are an goblin, or possibly humie. Your job is to harvest lumber, mine metals and build buildings for Orcs. If you impress your superiors, they might rough you up less, or eat you last when the rations run out.
You also get a spear so that the lads can krump enemy cavalry once their charge has blunted on you and your like.
Dat's goblin an' work! Or stooped 'umie slaves, when we ain't eatin' em! If you don't shut yer gob I'm gonna krump ya!
Fuck the promotion. I'd rather be a builder.
...okay. We got a new Barracks to build.
Awesome! More bricks to lay and nails to hit.
Work work
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>You are an orc
>job
LOL, fuck that. I'm an orc, I'm gonna rape and pillage until some guy in steel pants cleaves my skull. A JOB?! Fuck outta here with this humie bullshit, pinkskin.
Get back to work Peon!
Me not that kind of orc!
Zug zug
Is this a quest in disguise?
Even worse, it's a fun thread.
I use my experience and go and become an independent contractor to hopefully make enough money to build the bar and grill my wife wants to run. In the mean time I'm polishing up my cooking skills so that way I can be the best cook in the realm and many of the chief's warriors regularly ask me to cook for them already.
>Your job is to harvest lumber, mine metals and build buildings
Me not that kind of orc
Me say we seize means of production and redistribute wealth to orcers.
Me agree, think it strange that leader sit around and do nothing while farm orc have to harvest and follow his command