>You arrive in Limgrave for the first time

>You arrive in Limgrave for the first time

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I head towards the giant yellow tree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jester joins your party.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Elden goyslop
    Never have, never will

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't even run Elden Ring on third worlder PC
      >calls it goyslop
      >feels_good.jpg, that showed 'em

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it runs fine even on a 200$ pc made from refabs from China

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1080p 30fps locked on ultra settings only requires a 1050 Ti ($100)
        lol, lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >1080p 30fps
          How's the third world coming on? You got a water well in your village yet?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather just get a ps4 at that point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally runs on integrated graphics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >d-do I fit in yet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fit in your mom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes,
          dicklets do tend to fit everywhere

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never have a pc that can run Elden Ring?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Consoles can't even run this piece of shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you one of those retards saying that unless a game is framelocked at 160fps it's shit?
          have a nice day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair in the few moments my game plays at 100+ fps the game really feels good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off, Elon

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I die to the tree sentinel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that guy even out here? He's a million miles from his faction.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was spawn camping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's there to keep the boot on the Tarnished throat, lest they forget

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The same reason Margit intercepts you at Stormveil, to keep away Tarnished while they're new and confused.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring for me was forgettable enough that the next time i play it (when the DLC comes out) it'll feel like i'm pretty much playing it again for the first time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop smoking weed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how did u know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's really that bland and it doesn't make sense. There's something off with the execution.
        The actual lore is fairly distinct from other major fantasy settings other than the Dragons, Giants, and Knights of Zamor ASOIAF rip offs.
        I think the game is too reliant on the player digging into the lore to actually appreciate it and ends up coming across as weird if you just gamer bro through it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          open world ruined the game and I'm sick of reminding you fucking retards every single thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >these replies
        this board is full reddit now huh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weed is essential neetcore you normie

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the most overhyped game of all time?

    >muh dark souls successor
    >muh difficult game play

    cringe as fuck

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am berated for not having a maiden

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played this game but I barely remember anything from it, it barely left any impact at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's cause you have brain damage not the games fault.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every boss is fought the exact same way, i-frame roll dodge until an opening attack, rinse and repeat.
        >copy pasted dungeons and enemies
        >99% of the stuff you find is useless and no good
        >after the first area the game became a slog as you've experienced everything the game has to offer
        nah

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not wretch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >picking the broken from the start class

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played this yet, is str/fth build viable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Super viable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did Str/Fth and had a good time.
      Once I got Siluria's Tree, I genuinely felt like I was cheating. The range, damage, and knockback on that things weapon art is busted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing through it right now and literally half the fucking unique weapons i've found are str/fth oriented, the other half being dex/int oriented. There are basically no unique weapons for pure strength

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FALSE
        There's only 2 STR/FTH weapons and that's a spear and one of the Erdtree Protector's colossal clubs.
        t. just had to larval tear to get rid of my STR and DEX upgrades because there weren't any other useful FTH/STR based weapons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hammers have a bunch of good Faith ashes
      And then there's Blasphemy Blade and the dragon spells

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stuttering intensifies

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Limgrave was the best part of the game
    >it just keeps fucking going
    Its a great game but holy shit they did not need to spend so much time on it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's fine. Just take a break. Teleporting to Crumbling Farum Azula from the Four Belfries was the pinnacle of the game imo and I don't know if they'll top it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Teleporting to Crumbling Farum Azula from the Four Belfries was the pinnacle of the game imo and I don't know if they'll top it.
        It was a cool scenery but realizing that the Belfires just lead you to consolidated areas in those levels took the magic out of it personally. A lot of the teleportation stuff felt tacked on at the last second. For me, it was casually taking the elevator to Siofra River on launch night.
        >it just keeps going for like 30 seconds
        >the fucking skybox
        >the music
        >realizing that there's an entire fucking underground map
        Peaked way too early for me, still a great game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. Just like everything in elden ring it was a stupid gimmick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Crumbling Farum Azula
        Crumbling Farum Azula would've been ten times cooler if it's pieces were actually moving with the storm.
        But yeah, first time I saw it was magical.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me it was the teleport into the capital from the rainy island place. just being there and looking at it blew my mind, then when I opened the map and saw that it had doubled in size I really lost it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you soiface?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Teleporting to Crumbling Farum Azula from the Four Belfries was the pinnacle of the game
        ah yes pinnacle gaming getting spoiled a linear piece of shit level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Caelid>Altus>Liurnia>Limgrave>Mountaintops

      Leyndell>Haligtree>Stormveil>Farum Azula>Sofria>Raya Lucaria>Volcano Manor>Ainsel>Mohgwyn>Deeproot Depths

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This post was perfect up until your placement of Deeproot Depths, the best underground area by far.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play Elden Ring as my legitimate first souls game where I play it instead of watching a friend not knowing where he is in the story
    >have fun making up my own story as a confessor without understanding builds, runs, etc. in a souls game
    >max /comfy/
    I'm afraid of losing this feel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eldennring
      >Story
      Honestly anything you conjure in your head has a better chance of being coherent then anything in the game
      All the shit that had plot has come to pass and you're just here poopoo peeing the place up

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I immediately went after the tree sentinel and stubbornly fought him with my shitty knife untill i finally won. It took me a while.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You arrive in Stormveil Castle for the first time
    >Little do you realize that ER peaks here and the game's quality drops off a cliff directly after this dungeon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >katana user

      opinion discarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just replayed Stormveil and I'm amazed that I'm only NOW starting to recognize the layout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You arrive in Stormveil Castle for the first time
      >Little do you realize that ER peaks here and the game's quality drops off a cliff directly after this dungeon

      Sadly this. Game never got this good again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leyndell is better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leyndell is pretty terrible
        You can tell just like redmane castle an caria manor and volcano manor they made the walls first and nonsensically filled it with stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only good part of Stormveil is sneaking in the side and pushing main gate, once you're actually inside there's nothing special.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right, it was made the same way. They made the walls then filled it with nonsense. I don't think there's a single top notch dungeon in the game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol this game mogs every other game's dungeons. There isn't a single bad one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure buddy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leyndell is fucking incredible. So many different paths you can take through the city, an entire labyrinth underneath that stretches down to the bottom of the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raya lucaria was cooler

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Biggest letdown of a legacy dungeon for me.
        A third of it is that ugly graveyard, and no sooner do you get into the actual Hogswarts interior, you're back outside playing bowling with fucking crabs and pumpkinheads.
        I wanted sinister magical school kino, not rooftop run, jank edition.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still liked Raya Lucaria but it absolutely had missed potential. Not sure why FromSoft has such an issue making academies, Byrgenwerth in Bloodborne was also a letdown.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically, DS3 had the best library level. I do like Raya Lucaria though, I like how hard it opens up at the end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively wrong. The quality doesn't drop off until you get to the giant mountains. I was actually impressed they staved off the fromsoftware curse for so long.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, stormveil is the last decent area. Raya lucaria is passable, the rest is actual trash

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hating popular things doesn't make you cool.

          I swear half this boards nazis would start smuggling garden gnomes out of country if the normalfags turned into nazis.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Try playing other souls games
            Elden ring is nothing impressive compared to something like DS3 or actual competently designed dungeons like sen's fortress

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Elden ring shits on DS3. The most kino moment in that game is leaving the catacombs. Elden ring has a dozen of those moments.

              The only other games that stand with elden ring are bloodborne and DS1 (if you played it near release).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Duh kino
                "Kino" isn't well designed gameplay and areas

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This happens every release. Everyone like you cried about DS3, people cried about sekiro, and people will cry about armored core or whatever comes after.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean pointing out how the game is worse than its predecessors

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elden Ring is literally better in every single way to its predecessors. You can't even fucking jump in the earlier games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure buddy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument fagtron. Now shoo you homo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > You can't even fucking jump in the earlier games.

                That is a lot of words for I never played any fromsoft games before Elden Ring. This has to be bait.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah excuse me, I meant you can actually press a button to jump up and down, and not awkwardly roll off a ledge like in the earlier games.

                Retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >claims inaccurate statement
                >gets called out
                >moves goal post
                >calls other people retard

                You lack awareness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you're a pedantic gay who can't handle the truth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >makes false statements
                >thinks its the truth

                You are a stump.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron he was clearly referring to the souls series and not all fromsoftware games. Are you gonna argue about semantics because kings field is first person too?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Another retard chimes in with deflection tactics instead of just admitting that they were wrong.
                You two are full blown soup brain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you autistic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It might be better than Dark Souls, but it's sure as hell not better than Sekiro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sekiro level design and exploration sucks ass. It's great for a fast paced action game, but different types of games have different strengths.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it's worsd compared to Elden Ring, but it's sure as shit better than other game level design. Senpou mountain, the fountainhead palace the capital, the estate are all such great maps.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sekino had better areas than all of Bloodborne and DS3

                DS1 and DS2 were comfy in their own rights when it came to it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Senpou is absolutely the best designed area in the game. Love Fountainhead as well. The main point is that because of Sekiro's grappling hook allows you to bypass everything, so areas are designed as larger open areas for quick traversal. It's a bit similar to the open world segments in Elden Ring. I would love to see a game entirely consisting of Legacy Dungeon style levels, the amount of interconnectivity, vertically and secrets was incredible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think that's a matter of aesthetic taste. Sekiro itself a great game with cool mechanics and bosses, but I think the "Samurai world full of demons" is a boring aesthetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have to stop you there, because Sekiro has a really great aesthetic curve where the first few places you visit enemies are just normal people, no magic whatsoever. As you start reviewing more and more weird immortal monsters it's really shocking.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And generic medieval fantasy is so much better? At least Elden Ring sort of breaks the mold in some ways, but it's not sufficiently visually distinct.

                Maybe it's worsd compared to Elden Ring, but it's sure as shit better than other game level design. Senpou mountain, the fountainhead palace the capital, the estate are all such great maps.

                Fountainhead Palace is beautiful, but it's much more linear than the other areas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DS3 is From's worst game of the last 15 years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god forbid that not everybody shares your opinion.
            I really like ER but it's not above criticism and people can dislike it for any reason, it's far from perfect after all

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hating popular things doesn't make you cool.
            and gobbling up consoomer trash doesn't make you right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically that, the ruskie situation was basically it, 4chanmorons defending ruskies killing ukrainian neonazis because everyone was in support of ukraine in the mainstream.
            These people are the biggest alienated retards know to man, no principles, moved by animal insinct and ego pandering.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boletarian castle is better designed and you cannot run past 90% of the enemies lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how so?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lore foreshadowing/exposition before you get to it
        >surrounded by more fortifications, making the entrance to the dungeon more memorable
        >margit guarding the first bonfire
        >two very different ways through the start
        >multiple converging paths
        >optional sections
        >extreme verticality
        >multiple NPCs to talk to
        Sure Raya Lucaria or Leyndell are good but they don't compare to how dense and packed full of content Stormveil is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exiting stormveil for the first time was more impactful. that fuckin view...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farum Azula is the absolute peak, comfy atmosphere with dragons flying about shit is finally done good since ds2 after the FLOP attempt in DS3,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Farum Azula is the absolute peak
        Nah that would be volcano manor. You surely found the illusory wall didn't you, anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. never finished the game
      Leyndell is a 10/10 if there ever was one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah man another abandoned castle. never seen that before in a from game. fucking revolutionary stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >leyndell
          >a castle
          are you fucking retarded

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            THE CASTLES LOOK AT THE CASTLES AAAAHH SAVE ME MIYAZAKI THE KINO IS TOO STRONG!!!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              leyndell is not a castle anon it's an entire city with an entire sewer system underground as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my bro. it hurts when people shit on leyndell. you finally reached the foot of the erdtree and it's glorious, what's there to dislike?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Big streets
        >Sparsely populated streets/lacking enemies
        >No horse
        My only gripes, else
        Sewer is superb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raya Lucaria, Volcano Manor and Farum Azula are the better Legacy Dungeons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Farum azula is shit
        Volcano manor is okay

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >head to NG+
    >destroy Margit and Godrick in 5 attacks
    when does it get hard? I remember DeS being significantly more difficult on NG+

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets really annoying after leyndell

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a fun weapon for a thunder miracles run

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have sex with melina.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was it?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stare around
    >realize I have Agoraphobia
    >go back to DS1 where we start off in a nice, safe cell

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woah why so empty here I want my money back

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find the kino elevator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Enter the elevator
      >Wait for it to reach the bottom
      >Wait
      >Wait
      >Wait...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Twitch emote
        >Abysmal attention span
        18 and over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly Siofra River was the peak.

        Getting to Nokron was more kino. When you beat radan, see the nuclear explosion from the meteor and then realize that there is a huge fucking crater now that you can climb down to just to get into the underworld

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then when you do the Ranni quest and turn the tower upside down, also when you get down to the lake of Rot, then grand cloister and then the peak of it, in the deeptest depths of the world you meet cosmic being

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tons of people never went to the lake of rot, and that's probably good for the game because it's terrible

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A Miyazaki swamp was necessary. It was obligatory for the sanity of the developer to put a zone with this shit. I'm sure he intended to make it way larger considering that there is some other rot swamp nearby that you can't access but the other devs stopped him from it.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Limgrave wasn't the real kino moment, it was pic related.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Altus is ugly man, I really hate this game's obsession with semi-transparency, it looks awful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino, Ganker.. it really was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it was bad. Fucking follow the narrative. What you posted is fucking garbage the game peaks at the very beginning. Fuck you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was pure, unfiltered, untouchable kino..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually crazy to me that they managed to make this world in just 5 years. It felt like the game would never end my first playthrough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No new engine
        >No new mechanics
        >Reused animations
        Nodd reely :DDDD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about your doomerism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Make a bunch of big levels
        >Stich them together
        >Don't have to work on sandboxing for the AI
        >No NPCs to flesh out the environment
        >Completely static
        >No random events
        >Restrict dragons to a tiny arena and teleport them back to their starting location if they leave it
        >No roaming enemies
        I'm more shocked that Elden Ring was the first open-world game that just stitched some level types together

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget
          >completely botch optimization

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Name a single game that has a bigger and better open world. You can't, because it doesn't exist.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bigger open world
            Flight Sim? Arma? I honestly can't name a game where a bigger open-world meant a better open-world
            >Better open-world
            Skyrim, FNV, Gothic, Witcher 3, Morrowind, Stalker.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Skyrim, FNV, Gothic, Witcher 3, Morrowind, Stalker.

              Skyrim literally repeats the same dungeons 20 times, as does Morrowind, Witcher 3 and Gothic. Stalker and FNV are the notable exceptions here I'll give you that much, but even FNV reuses Fallout 3 assets too much.

              In short, the quality of ER's open world is still exceptionally high, you're just a salty contrarian homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't mind the repeated content, I just think the ER's open-world absolutely fails at the "world" part. Like I said before, it just feels like From made several big areas and stitched them together. It feels more like a giant amusement park, not one big world, which is fine for the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's pretty disingenuous game design, bordering on overtly malicious. Look at Limgrave/Weeping peninsula, it has 30-50% of the side content, then when you get into Liurnia, the largest area in the game with miles of rock faces where caves and dungeon entrances should be... there are none.

                It's blatantly front loaded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The game is fronted loaded, but I wouldn't call it disingenuous game design, since it's a fact that the vast majority of buyers don't finish games. So frontloading all the good shit is incredibly common, which is why a lot of games pitter out at the 50% mark

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not malicious game design to front load the game on purpose because most people don't finish games so why would you try after the first 10 hours of content
                uh..

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It has been going on for years, it isn't an Elden Ring thing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you shouldn't point out how elden ring is shit because goyslop is on the menu
                oh I see

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Altus has by far the most side content of any area though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No? That's blatantly false, Altus and the Capital have the same amount of "content" as limgrave and weeping peninsula, the problem is about half of this "content" you've already seen before

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No NPCs to flesh out the environment
          Fair criticism
          >Completely static
          Fair criticism
          >No random events
          The radagon festival
          >Restrict dragons to a tiny arena and teleport them back to their starting location if they leave it
          This isn't an issue, you can teleport anywhere using the map
          >No roaming enemies
          There are a few trolls and caravans
          There isn't enough of these things to make the world feel like it isn't static.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The radagon festival
            >Random event
            There is literally nothing about that festival that is random you idiot. Also it's the Radahn festival.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how the fuck is the radagon festival a random event

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fromshills are braindead, you can usually spot them by claims like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one color per area
      It's like ps360 era all over again lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this picture makes me want to piss really hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this picture makes me want to piss really hard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          piss and shit
          my favorite

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now to find the caestus.
    I will punch my way to the title of god.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember in ds2 my brother and i were testing weapons together, then suddenly a naked guy with double caestus invaded us and fucked us up. I never considered myself good in pvp ever again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fist fighting Godfrey for the title of Elden Lord was kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honorabru

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arrived in Altus Plateau
    >saw those giant fuckers again at the front gate
    >met the same fucking Demi-human, undead, and recolored knight
    >”is that the fucking erdtree burial watchdog?“
    I fucking hate this area so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Go down to the forest
      >Freaky eldritch abominations start walking out of the mist
      >go to the local town
      >Crazy flower woman dancing around singing
      >Go up the side of the Volcano
      >iron maidens rolling around slaughtering everything

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat this game before the first big patch. I don't plan on playing this game ever again. It was not a good game.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You arrive in Limgrave for the first time
    Stutters everywhere.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go play Dark Souls 2 instead as it's the superior game, a work of pure kino...

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I should have really played Dark Soul 1 first.
    ER already gave me Soulborne fatigue before I even finish the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Yeah. It's really poorly designed. It's sad that they've actually regressed in game design

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes anon, they regressed into the most awarded game of all time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct. The absolute state of the industry to suck off a game that's worse than their first one in every conceivable way

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being this salty.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Salty about bad games? No? If anything talking about bad games is more common than talking about good ones now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes anon, I'm sure that FromSoftware not only magically regressed their creative ability but simultaneously both the critics and players that gush about the game are wrong about it. Surely it's not you that's jaded and out of touch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's pretty common to regress quality wise when you become goyslop mass market trash

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep telling yourself that anon. Deep down you know you're wrong, that's why you deliberately enter these threads every single day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep telling myself what, that elden ring is a terrible game?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a shame this game on PC was fucked by shader compilation stutter. It's all I remember when I think of the first time i saw limgrave

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shouldn't have listened to you retards. Elden Ring is a really fucking good game, on par with Demons/Dark Souls. If not better. I should have known you all would think popular = bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should never listen to Ganker about any topic, especially if it is extremely negative. 9 times out of 10, Ganker is just wrong.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Random hobo tells you to go to the castle
    No, i dont think i will.
    >Proceed to wander around for 24h before actually going to the castle
    Little monkey fella and Furry Gust are my bros. Fuck spectral hippy grugs, i killed your giant moose.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INSANE FRAME DROPS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my pc was running at 20 fps in the open world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the game is a massive pile of shit optimization wise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How? Even i was running it above 30 with a 960

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >greeted with the worst overworld ost of all time

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how this game has the best storytelling of all time
    Really says a lot about story and video games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's easily their worst story out of all the soulsbournekiro games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha sure buddy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS3 story is better executed, DS1 obviously has great storybuilding as well though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean surface narrative, then yes.

      If you mean learning about the history of the place, or following questlines and knowing where to go, or even why you're doing this, then no.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing Sekiro again and I had more fun in the first hour than in like 25 hours of Elden Ring before I dropped it

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >know that it's pronounced lim-grave
    >Can't stop calling it lime-grave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >come on down to Ray Lucario's used car dealership
      >tell them you want to talk to Melina and get yourself a new Honda Accord with no money down
      >only at Ray Lucario's used auto

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what the fuck is up with Margit? Is he just there trying to body Tarnished because he doesn't trust Godrick or is it just some weird projection he threw there like Mohg you find in the sewers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally copy pasted boss. No lore reason. It's like if ds1 copy pasted ornstein everywhere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try harder

        So what the fuck is up with Margit? Is he just there trying to body Tarnished because he doesn't trust Godrick or is it just some weird projection he threw there like Mohg you find in the sewers?

        It's an omen illusion, exactly the same as his brother Mohg's in the sewers. Margit knows that Godrick is the weakest of the demigods and put his illusion there to ward off tarnished who would seek his great rune.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a projection. He tests all of the new tarnished to see if any of them have a shot at laying seige to the capital. His physical body remains in Leyndell during the game.
      You can encounter a random hollow out in the Altus battlefields that also turns into Margit as a projection when you get close. He's just astral projecting around to scare people and see who to watch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or you know it's a copy pasted boss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess the correct reply would be, as the kids say, "cope and seethe".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah cope and seethe about lazy copy pasted bosses

            great shitty game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I see seething but no coping.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you actually think the Morgott fight is even remotely similar to the Margit fight I don't know what to tell you. Two different fights with the same guy? No game has ever done this before! It's lazy reuse! Please turn your attention away from Vergil

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's actually okay to copy paste bosses because... it just is!
            cope

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Get better material. Here's your final (You)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it's actually okay

              No it's not, but it's also not a big deal to do if the boss is cool and good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you actually think the Morgott fight is even remotely similar to the Margit fight I don't know what to tell you
            Not that anon but is this a joke? Of course they are similar half of morgotts moveset is just the Margit moveset. Morgott is literally just an iteration of Margit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the real one I think. If you kill him in the capital he doesn't appear at Stormveil anymore. The one you fight outside the capital is a projection, using the servant dude as a catalyst.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to Margit as an astrologer
    >Summon fellow caster ally at the entrance
    >Summon wolves
    >Spam magic pebble from afar while he is too busy fighting my summons
    >????
    >Win
    I thought you guys said fromsoft games were hard, lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elden ring is their most casualized, brain-dead easy one. Made with mass appeal in mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Magic in ER is probably the strongest it's been since DeS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only because of all the passive percentage bonuses, it's actually crazy how unbalanced the game is without using all the free %damage items they hid in the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even just being able to spam Magic Stone as hard as you want early game is way better than having 10 casts of whatever early spell in the rest
          And there's strong unique weapons for scaling with any of the casting stats

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cast limits are retarded but if you play magic thinking you can do well just by upgrading your staff and finding good spells along the way you're sorely mistaken

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What else should I have in mind? I started playing with this mentality lol I just beat the boss behind castle morne.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Scaling will fuck you in the ass when you leave limgrave because you don't have enough buffs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does one get these so called buffs?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's one really good one randomly located in Liurnia for no reason next to the minor erdtree, there's also random staves hidden throughout the game that give passive damage bonuses, the best one is in caelid. There's also a really good buff hidden below raya lucaria

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh also there's a really random buff at mount gelmir at the other erdtree

                notice some of the the best shit is at erdtrees rather than being loot rewards for anything meaningful, some is literally found in an area that was empty so they're like "okay meaningful item goes here" not even guarded by anything

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FIND THE ALBANURIC WOMAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She turned into ash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FIND HER, SAVE HER, SAVE HER WOLF, SAVE HER PEOPLE!

      Yeah, that should keep you busy for a while. With luck you'll get a waifu out of it. And I don't mean the wolf.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that was also my first screenshot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can see the kiln in the mountaintops where you eventually light the tree on fire from the the First Steppe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you should see what it looks like with all the fog removed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game culls and lowers the detail of things that are far away?
          Dude, that's crazy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's not actually that far away, they jsut make it seem like it by blocking everything with fog

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So the player character is standing high up in Limgrave and looking over into Calid.
              Seems being an entire zone away is actually pretty far and your hateboner for the game is making you sloppy with your obvious lies.

              Step it up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >an entire zone away
                divine tower of limgrave is as far from caelid as you are at first step to the gatefront bonfire

                it's not far at all, they just didn't bother to make it look good and covered it with fog

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So the game is culling and lowering the detail of things further away?
                Dude, that's still crazy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what culling means haha
                retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >turns off fog
                >points camera at far away things
                >look how ugly!
                >haha retards!
                Elden Ring mindfucked you beyond repair. The absolute state.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >14 duo bosses that are literally just 2 normal enemies in a room with boss healthbars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >summons Mimic Tear

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try sorcery
    >it’s boring
    >try faith
    >it’s boringwhat to do now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uninstall the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit taste ahead
      all the more try rope

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Horizon employees still seething on a mongolian basket weaving forum over Elden Ring to this day
    The best thing the gaming industry can learn from Elden Ring is how to mindrape your competition so hard.
    The motherfuckers went full janny. Doing it for free.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The liurnia was the kino moment for me. When you see pic rel view after beating Godrick and realize that every single shit you see, you can actually get there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but if you remove the fog and go stand in Stormveil castle it actually looks really ugly!
      >stop having fun!

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People pretending to hate this game just because it got popular is seriously some clown shit. Its not coincidence that this board magically like dark souls 2 the least popular title

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >talking like a moron
      hello twittard

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is pure STR supposed to suck in this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the talismans for stronger jump attacks and charged attacks and you should be staggering the shit out of bosses
      Abuse the crouching attack it's fast even on big weapons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't. At all. In fact, it's actually retardedly op with the right talismans and rings, you can literally poisebreak 80% of the bosses in the game to death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the easiest way to beat the game. Once you get a good collossal weapon you'll be able to stun bosses frequently and bypass alot of the annoying bullshit flailing 15 hit combos.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >summon mimic tear equipped with dual bleed/frost katanas and a raw meat dumpling for infinite heals
    >back up to the corner of the room and watch mimic fight boss
    >if mimic wins I win
    >if boss kills mimic I initiate my phase 2, where I actually fight the boss
    If all these gays get multiple phases then so do I

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I won lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You won the same way a retard wins a gold star.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You won
            Yup I did, didn't read the rest lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't read the rest lol
              Oh yeah you did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't hear you over the sound of my victory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mimc tear really broke the game. I'm glad I didn't unlock it until I was almost finished with Elden Ring. The game's difficulty really fell off a cliff once I started using it up until the final boss.

      >Use maxed out bloodhound's fang
      >Summon mimic tear
      >2 bloodhound's fangs
      >use bloodflame blade
      >get lucky
      >mimic also decides to use bloodflame blade
      >bosses are hemorrhaging every few swings
      >elden ring's face when everything I touch just explodes into blood

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He used summons
        You didn't beat the game. It's common knowledge that summons are the easy mode of souls games. It is you who decided to play the game with cheats.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cheats
          >using mechanics included in the game
          >U DEDENT BEET TEH GAEM
          touch grace

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cheats are also included in the game, doesn't mean you should use them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't project your chronic insecurity about how you kill the bosses onto other people. Not everyone is as severely effected by "you didn't beat the game" shitposters as you are.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cheats are literal code exploits, not fucking mechanics the developers intended you to use. You are fat and have no friends.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you used roll you didn't beat the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cry about it.

          The game is hard if you're not familiar with souls games.

          It was indeed my first souls game, unless you count Sekiro, but I think that plays a differently enough to not count.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real pathetic bullshit here is the idea that the game is hard without summons at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game is hard if you're not familiar with souls games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think people of all stripes, veterans and noobs alike, grossly inflate the game's difficulty.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's hard if you're not actively trying to stay check the game, which is exactly what the game is, a constant stat check. Because all the boss fights have chip damage with input reading frame 1 cast magic flying everywhere that only targets the player and if you don't have enough hp to get maximum value out of flasks you just lose to attrition

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. katana babby

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My katana playthrough went worse than any of my other playthroughts, even my spellshitter playthrough went better.

            Katanas suck as do 90% of dex weapons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kill goblin witch in forest
      >the goblins cower and surrender
      >have mercy on them
      >from then on assume the role of goblin queen
      >summon the goblin squad at every opportunity
      >ganking dungeon bosses
      >epic group battles
      >napping together when some fucking crab blows bubbles on us
      >as the game goes on they become less and less powerful and eventually useless and die instantly to all bosses
      >still summon them each time as their queen
      >one little fucker actually survives the last boss Chaos emerald water thing and delivers the final blow
      >almost shed a tear as he fades out

      Shane I have no intention of playing the game ever again, I've seen it all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one day I'll do a summons-only run. should be fun as shit.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Siofra River was the peak.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      The entire game should have been structured like that, instead of generic Ubishit Open World. Jumping and horse should allow for more open, creative level design and still have long stretches of adventure like Ranni's quest.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still havent played it, Im worry of crappy open world and I dont want to commit to massive game

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >started the game last year when it came out
    >played up to margit
    >decided i wanted to play the other FS games first so dropped it for DS1
    >a year later and still haven't played it and the idea of replaying what I already played turns me off
    I hate being fickle.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else? Very good faith/dex early/mid-game weapon. Which I used for longer than I should have because holy damage becomes shit lategame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use that meme scythe that i looted somwhere, it scales nicely with both faith and dex, has cool weapon art and also applies bleed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Winged Scythe? Looks cool but I'm not a scythe guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. You might not like it but its a cool fth weapon early on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really good. Also Blasphemer's Greatsword obviously. STR/FTH builds are decent imo, despite not having any op debuffs like bleed.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first time playing elden ring on release
    >die to tree sentinel
    >die again
    >and again
    >eventually get him after 7-10 deaths because i refuse to skip enemies

    >stumble upon crucible knight in evergaol
    >die like 20 times but get him eventually with unupgraded weapons
    >because i fucking refuse to leave content for later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low IQ take
      It's like bashing your head against a rock when a pickaxe is lying out of your initial sight behind it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        leaving content and coming back when you're better geared is essentialy lowering the difficulty of the challenge
        no, i'm not going to do that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So, following that logic, you should play the entire game with the weakest possible equipset to maximise challenge

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, not really, i'm not going to tell you how to play the game
            but personally i think if you've naturally stumbled upon an encounter, you should already be equipped well enough to be able to beat it
            if elden ring put shit like maliketh available to fight right when you step out of the first dungeon it would be a different story, but the game doesn't do taht

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but personally i think if you've naturally stumbled upon an encounter, you should already be equipped well enough to be able to beat it
              That sounds like your own stubbornness/ego/autism more than anything. Many games will put strong enemies in early places that you're clearly not intended to beat or fight until later. Tree Sentinel is one of those enemies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but personally i think if you've naturally stumbled upon an encounter, you should already be equipped well enough to be able to beat it
              That sounds like your own stubbornness/ego/autism more than anything. Many games will put strong enemies in early places that you're clearly not intended to beat or fight until later. Tree Sentinel is one of those enemies.

              I don't know how this is even a discussion. Play the game how you want, there's nothing wrong with that. If the game places a difficult enemy in your path intentionally you can either go get stronger and come back or learn it's attacks extremely well and eventually get past it now. The game offers you a choice, neither of those options are the wrong answer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And I'm simply saying doing the latter is low IQ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't have fun doing it and yet continue playing the game that way sure, but playing the game in whatever manner you find the most fun isn't "low IQ".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What you find fun is dependant on IQ. For example a retard will find throwing a rock at a wall fun. It's the same in this instance.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >levelling your stats and upgrading weapon is essentialy lowering the difficulty of the challenge
          >no, i'm not going to do that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >respawning is essentially lowering the difficulty, I restart the game every time I die

            yeah, that's another way to play the game if you're up for it, personally i'm not
            why are you seething again?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >respawning is essentially lowering the difficulty, I restart the game every time I die

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Iron man mode exists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I don't really care for in ER.
      >cross paths with strong enemy
      >get deleted
      >have to figure out if it is a skill issue or I am not "properly" geared or levelled for the fight
      >fuck off and come back stupidly OP and kick the bully's ass
      >did it with such ease that I now have to wonder if I should have done it sooner
      >robbed of more enjoyment while I curbstomp early game enemies
      ER gives you a wall to bash your head against and retards use the logic you have to move along and explore more of the open world before you can challenge the boss. Open world in ER is kind of dumb.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stumble into one of those teleporters
        >trash enemies in high level area oneshot me, but are still piss easy to deal with because they are just colorswaps
        >quickly get tenthousands of souls and collect upgrade materials
        >level vig and triviallize the next 50 hours of gameplay because miyasucky is a hack
        I want classic souls back that has some sort of balance. At least start to populate early areas with elite mobs if you overlevel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, and this is what I did except for tree sentinel it took me 6 fucking hours, and one hour in I was already too proud to throw in the towel.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been meaning to ask: which one of these is the true "anchor ring"? I'm assuming Morgott's is the base for Godrick's?

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't care because I find the overworld bland and boring looking.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spellshitters and katanafags think Elden Ring is easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It technically is easy, the hard part is realizing the game isn't well designed and is nothing but a stat check simulator. Which most people have trouble coming to terms with it being supposedly "the best game ever made"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you want to explain what you mean by that considering so many people have no issue beating the bosses underleveled or RL1?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean how people stat check the game at level 1 with broken weapon arts and weapons with max upgrades?

          Cope you retarded moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the fuck are you talking about moron. There are plenty of people that have beaten the game with an unupgraded weapon on a level 1 character.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post 5 otherwise you're a damage controlling shill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fighting one boss is actually beating the game
                >abusing stagger mechanics
                >using all the buffs
                >bleed
                >hoarfrost stomp spam
                I accept your concession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not that anon but everything you just listed are legitimate ways to kill bosses in elden ring retard. your arbitrary judgements mean nothing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If your argument is the only way to not stat check the game is to:
                1. Bleed
                2. Abuse broken weapon arts
                3. Abuse the new stagger mechanics
                4. Parry the boss until dead

                Then that makes the game look hilariously bad and you don't even realize it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah the game is pretty bad and i do realize that. its like a 6/10.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                great we agree

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you just going to conveniently ignore everyone that beats the game without doing any of those?

                What the fuck do you even mean by abusing the new posture mechanic. If you're agreessive you get more posture breaks, it's not more complicated than that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >guys I'm spamming charged ultra greatsword attacks to stagger bosses
                wow so cool

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Charged R2's make up less than 30% of the attacks he gets off in that video. The fact that they are worth using when possible is a good thing. Would you rather R1 always be the answer like DS3?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh right he also spams crouching R2's with an ultra, so meta

                Cope though, just massive amounts of cope. Not only has he memorized all of the boss' attacks frame perfectly he still complains about input reading RNG that would end his run. He's having massive amounts of trouble with a midgame boss because all of his attacks will one hit him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >crouched R2s
                Kek you haven't even played the game have you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, he doesn't. Did you even watch the video? You're genuinely mentally ill. Imagine having to cope this badly because you're brainless "stat check" take got blown out of the water. What the fuck is "Input reading RNG", he only complains about the hitbox on one of Radahn's shockwaves starting behind where it should, which is an actually valid complaint. Who would have guessed that attempting to fight a midgame boss in a game as long as ER at RL1 means you'll get one tapped.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. You posted one speedrunner crazy enough to abuse the stagger mechanics in elden ring at level 1 with an ultra that has frame perfectly memorized all the boss attacks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh fuck off you disingenuous cunt. What the fuck is "abusing stagger mechanics". Heavy weapons do more posture damage for a reason, it's a mechanic in the game. Your entire stat check point got blown out of the fucking water and now you're resorting to "well learning the bosses attacks don't count...". have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >add new mechanic to the game
                >bosses stagger really easy
                >speedrunner uses ultra greatsword to abuse this mechanic at level 1 no upgrades
                >You: see the average person beats the game level 1 no upgrades
                no, nobody does that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Choke on your own vomit. Go ahead and tell me how many times Radahn was staggered in that video. You can do some simple math, counting on one hand isn't hard. I never once claimed that the average person plays the game this way, stop backpedalling like a coward. The bosses in this game can be beaten like any other boss in the series, by learning their attacks. You don't have to "stat check" them or "abuse broken mechanics". If he was using a katana you'd complain about bleed. You'd complain if he used weapon arts. You're fucking complaining he used an UGS with no armor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You said
                >so many people have no issue beating the game on an unupgraded level 1 character
                And you posted one you schizophrenic reject, now you're claiming you never said that

                COPE
                the game is a stat check and nothing more

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and I gave you 5 examples of people doing exactly that. Never once did I claim that the average player plays like that. You immediately moved the goalpost twenty times because you can't cope with the fact that you're a deranged loser. Dilate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. I won and you're a fat retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You posted one and agreed that abusing bleed and hoarfrost stomp makes the game look ridiculous and actually invalidates your argument that the game isn't a statcheck

                Unironically have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spamming poise break
                Again, everything you've posted is abusing one of the new mechanics

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                low effort
                try to actually make a point this time

                Yeah dude, forgot the part where Radagon's posture getting broken did 9 trillion damage. Get better material

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah poise break is actually useless, that's why every person you've posted is spamming it

                cope
                the game is a stat check

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooo you can't use bleed weapons
                >Nooo you can't use weapon arts
                >Nooo you can't use heavy weapons
                >Nooo you can't use magic
                >Nooo you can't use light rolling
                >Nooo you can't use jump attacks
                >Nooo you can't use crouch attacks
                >Nooo you can't use shields
                >Nooo you can't use parrying
                >Nooo you can't learn the bosses attacks
                >Anyway, Elden Ring plays exactly like Dark Souls 3 and it's a statcheck!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You realize you're trying to prove that the game isn't a stat check and everything you've posted is abusing bleed or weapon art spam and posture breaking, right?

                That proves the game is a stat check

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please explain to me what your definition of "stat check" is. I'd love to hear it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you have to post abusing the mechanics of the game then the game is a stat check, you've lost the argument

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Using any of the games core mechanics is abusing them
                Please try harder

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See you're wrong

                Every game except elden ring: Easily beatable at level 1 with a dagger by using resin
                Elden ring: Have to abuse broken bleed or weapon arts

                Elden ring is fundamentally a stat check game, it's trash

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, you used RESIN? DISHONORABLE!!! You're abusing the mechanics of the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bleed is obviously broken in elden ring
                the fact that most level 1 speedrunners are using it or broken weapon arts is proof that the game is a stat check

                you're a moron and retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I don't talk to dishonorable trannies that abuse game mechanics by using resin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession that elden ring is fundamentally a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you forgetting rings that give you stats and swapping shit around to give you buffs? have you actually played the previous games before or are you talking out of your ass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah rings are comparable to how broken bleed is in elden ring you moronic moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice goal post moving, you're saying that elden ring is a statcheck when the previous games are just as much of stat checks you disingenuous fuck, and yeah rings are fucking broken they are in every souls games they are more or less the fundamental pieces of builds in every fucking game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes elden ring is a statcheck, you still haven't made an argument against this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                refer to me an rpg that is not a stat check.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elden ring isn't an RPG, but it is a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Every game except elden ring: So poorly designed that they can be easily beaten without engaging with any of the objects or skills in the game

                >Elden Ring: Properly designed to encourage the player to experience and experiment with everything the game has to offer to fit their playstyle

                THIS IS BAD BECAUSE UHHH UMM.... BECAUSE STAT CHECK??!!!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proper design is when you make every boss in the game a stat check
                lol
                lmao even

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I am so mindbroken over Elden Ring's success that the only thing I can say is "stat check"
                FTFY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes the game is a stat check, you still haven't made an argument for why it isn't

                you only keep coming back with your silly schizophrenic replies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All RPGs are stat checks, the question is why this matters and why anyone should view this as a criticism or as negative. You haven't given a single reason why other than seething and kvetching.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elden ring isn't an RPG, but it is a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ER is a shit-kicker game. You’re either doing the shit-kicking or getting your shit pushed in. You sound like you had some trouble.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon all I'm asking is for a somewhat recent video of a challenge runner cheesing the bosses with hoarfrost stomp. You said they all do this, it shouldn't be hard to find

                I accept your concession that elden ring is a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mentally ill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Elden ring isn't an RPG

                Yes it is. You literally roleplay as a specific character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Elden ring isn't an RPG
                Why are zooms so fucking stupid
                Btw what eceleb YouTube chud did you pull the "ER is a stat check game" bs from

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the guy you were originally arguing with but you called it a stat check so prove it.

                If you have to post abusing the mechanics of the game then the game is a stat check, you've lost the argument

                "abusing" game mechanics is not a stat check, you haven't made a single point at all yet. You just keep repeating this phrase that you don't even know the meaning of because you're mad that Elden Ring outperformed all of the Dark Souls games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I already did prove the game is a stat check, the only people level 1 no upgrade running the game are abusing bleed and hoarfrost stomp

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The game is a stat check because you can beat the game with shitty stats

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes everybody acknowledges that bleed and hoarfrost stop are the most broken things in the game, I'm glad you've been posting about the game for 10 months and still don't understand things like that yet spam threads with your uniformed opinions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Were you dropped on your head as an infant?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession that the game is a stat check

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hoarfrost was nerfed into the ground like a month after release. Bleed was nerfed as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's why the challenge runners I JUST mentioned to this day are using bleed and hoarfrost stomp, because it's so bad

                great argument you actual moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Find me a receny challenge runner using hoarfrost stomp to cheese the bosses

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One was already posted in this thread to try and prove the game isn't a stat check

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't a recent video, it was from release when the stomp was broken.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro is this your first fromsoft game??? theres been broken shit on release since the dawn of time. to this fucking day you can poisetank and chaos flame your way to victory in ds1 these games have always been rpg first and action second you retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't an argument, you claimed the game isn't a stat check, if the game wasn't a stat check there would be more than 3-4 strategies to level 1 the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not the guy youre replying too im just pointing our the fact that literally every game since demon souls has been like this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every single game has been unbeatable outside of using broken builds at level 1?

                you're talking out your ass. Elden ring is the first real statcheck souls game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon, pyromancy exists in dark souls 1, no one is saying unbeatable but there is absolutely broken sl1 builds in every game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd genuinely have to be a subhuman moron to not realize how bleed and weapons arts in elden ring are the most broken things that's ever been in a souls game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that's ever been in a souls game
                zoomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice goalposts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon you are literally boxing ghost rn i'm just retorting things you are saying.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's cool

                Dark bead is in an endgame DLC area
                It does negligible damage at SL1 +0 compared to any other damage source in the game

                You're a chud that is claiming a 99 INT build with 99 humanity and full mage equipment is comparable to a level 1 player just to try and win an argument by lying, that's top tier mental illness

                I win, for like the 5th time. Elden Ring is a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooo you can't use bleed weapons
                >Nooo you can't use weapon arts
                >Nooo you can't use heavy weapons
                >Nooo you can't use magic
                >Nooo you can't use light rolling
                >Nooo you can't use jump attacks
                >Nooo you can't use crouch attacks
                >Nooo you can't use shields
                >Nooo you can't use parrying
                >Nooo you can't learn the bosses attacks
                >Anyway, Elden Ring plays exactly like Dark Souls 3 and it's a statcheck!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep in mind you're trying to argue about SL 1 builds here, and you mentioned a build that uses 99 intelligence and humanity

                You're a mentally ill chud that will literally say anything to try and win an argument

                I win again, Elden Ring is a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say anything about a Dark Souls build, there are just multiple people calling you out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it's you that replies multiple times shifting goalposts because you've literally never won an argument in your life

                Elden Ring is a stat check game, I accept your concession again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you never told me what your definition of stat check was

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I did, that's when you started spamming nonsense about DS1 while lying

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a schizo that thinks everyone else is the same person. Tell me what your fucking definition is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're very clearly the same spammer that's been spamming for 4 hours

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon. This isn't difficult. Tell me what your definition of stat check is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                when you can't beat the game sl1 +0 without abusing actual broken mechanics or completely memorizing frame perfect every move in the game

                Now cope

                Elden ring is obviously a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow looks like ds1 is a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >max upgrade builds are actually SL1 +0 builds
                god damn you're mentally ill

                Keep in mind you're trying to argue about SL 1 builds here, and you mentioned a build that uses 99 intelligence and humanity

                You're a mentally ill chud that will literally say anything to try and win an argument

                I win again, Elden Ring is a stat check game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are the 5 strategies for the Dark Souls games?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's not even remotely what I said, learn to read

                That wasn't a recent video, it was from release when the stomp was broken.

                So you're telling me to reference the videos YOU posted?

                You're so mentally ill it's hilarious

                Elden ring is a stat check game, cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon all I'm asking is for a somewhat recent video of a challenge runner cheesing the bosses with hoarfrost stomp. You said they all do this, it shouldn't be hard to find

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, Botw bosses all had unique gameplay. Elden ring you just sit at some dude's feet mashing, for literally every boss in the game. Felt kinda repetitive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BotW bosses were still insanely easy, uninteresting, boring and disappointing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not only that, there is nothing in the overworld of any interest that leads to anything. The only side quest is building Terrytown. Repeated shrines. No enemy diversity. Boring (the content is climbing a mountain to look at bland cel shaded horizon) is awful.

                More content, less space. If I wanted to go look at cool environments there are better games for it, or just going outside

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not only that, there is nothing in the overworld of any interest that leads to anything. The only side quest is building Terrytown. Repeated shrines. No enemy diversity. Boring (the content is climbing a mountain to look at bland cel shaded horizon) is awful.

                More content, less space. If I wanted to go look at cool environments there are better games for it, or just going outside

                They're still intentionally designed bosses that encourage experimentation to beat. Elden ring really doesn't allow for anything beyond either rolling into the boss or kiting them. There's no interaction or problem solving, it's closer to call boss fights a 3-D bullet hell.

                I wasn't even talking about the over world, but at least botw doesn't have copy paste dungeons. Talk about stale content.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll give you something on boss design, but that’s primarily because Zelda games are puzzle games. The combat has always been incredibly simple.

                There’s more intricate dungeon design in the first legacy dungeon (stormveil) than anything in BOTW.

                But yet again, hard to compare because they aren’t even remotely similar games other than both have swords and shields

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit a smart, reasonable anon at the end of the thread? It's a Christmas miracle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you played any rpg before or did you start in dark souls 3.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am the second one you replied to
                The first guy is someone else. U mad?

                Elden ring is shit and from is shit, dilate Fromchud

                So you're an A.I.
                Same reply every time. Interesting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You posted one and agreed that abusing bleed and hoarfrost stomp makes the game look ridiculous and actually invalidates your argument that the game isn't a statcheck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck right off. Each of those channels has the rest of the bosses posted individually. Multiple of those videos use neither bleed or weapon arts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ADUHHHH ADUHHHHHH NONE OF THAT COUNTS ADUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
                Die where I can see

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the mere inclusion of spirit summons as a feature make the game their easiest by default. whether you use them or not is irrelevant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >previous souls games didn't have summoning

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They had summons that were only made available after the use of humanities, human effigies or embers as oppose to the extremely low cost spirit summons, they were worst combatants than almost all spirit summons, they were unupgradable, died very quickly, did miniscule boss damage and were mostly useless. theres no comparison.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really hits the second time too. Genuinely the most beautiful game ever

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the greater will two fingers is just straight up wrong, right?

    No matter the play through they freeze up and stop talking. Because you have to burn the erdtree to access Marika. This is also something that is expected because it’s the entire purpose of maidens. What is the point of the journey to collect the elden runes to repair the elden ring if they were never going to allow you to access it? Maybe I’m a lorelet but it seems like the only possible canon endings are age of stars and frenzy, because it’s the only one where it makes sense that the greater will tried to stop you.

    Can someone with more knowledge school me on this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the lore doesn't matter, it's copy pasted dark souls lore only instead of having cohesive gameplay to back it up the player goes around murdering shit at random

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume that the fingers didn't know that Marika locked herself inside the tree.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you beat the game, then you've won.

    If you do it in a way that makes incels seethe because you didn't follow their arbitrary and ridiculous rules, then you've won twice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Summons are literally in the game, and are a defining feature of it. All the shitters whining about people using them should try a playthrough without using Bloodhound Fang, the weapon everyone who whines about summons used because they watched MoistCritikal play through the game with it before starting a playthrough themselves.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game is ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit they put 16 shazamtrannies in the game

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring is one of the few games I genuinely feel upset I can't experience for the first time again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Same with Star Control 2 and Subnautica.
      Exploration games just don't have the same feel when you have seen everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even last nights storm could wake you

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was unironically breathtaking for me
      liurnia is still my favorite area in the game

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Describe this character's personality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exposition robot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ex girlfriend that doesn't realize it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo
      >Starts babbling about new life and babies in front of the Frenzied Flame door
      >No normal people even exist in the Lands Between anymore

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About to start for the first time
    Can't decide between a melee class and the astrologer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you pick, you can fully respec your stats not too far into the game if you end up not liking it, so don't stress too much about it.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get wowed by a new area
    >Area overstays it's welcome by 10 hours
    >Get wowed by a new area
    >Area overstays it's welcome by 10 hours
    >Get wowed by a new area
    >Area overstays it's welcome by 10 hours
    ER is the only Souls game I have absolutely zero desire to every touch again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda agree. I am trying to get all the endings and I just can't deal with how boring it is to do the same shit over and over again. I honestly don't think it's worth it. I'm at John Elden Ring bossfight right now and I just don't feel like playing it again. I also lost a lot of muscle memory for the game cause I've been playing monhun and neo:twewy.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never discover the underground for the first time ever again
    Bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underground areas are the worst areas in every game they're in, Elden Ring included.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does Elden Ring really need towns and npcs? for what, generic fetch quests? player housing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been comfy. I mean what am I becoming elden lord over, a wasteland of zombies? There should at least be a few normal areas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It could literally just be for atmosphere with NPCs who just shoot the shit, there doesn't have to be quests and bullshit attached to it. Who wants to rule over a shithole wasteland full of shambling zombies and literal shit people?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't explain it. I have loved every darksouls game, loved BB and Sekiro, but found elden ring a bit...dunno? I dropped it before I could finish it which is something I have never done before.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play and beat the game with a spear melee build when it comes out
    >do a second playthrough this week as sorcerer
    >get bored in liurnia because the only useful spell ive found is the one i started with
    >been spamming the same exact move the whole game
    how do magicucks do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't play magic but besides spells, aren't there a bunch of cool weapon arts? you get the sword of night and flame in caria manor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but i started as pure sorc, short of getting enough strength to wield the turtle shield i dont really see use for weapons if my spells are a more effective use of mana. unless there are some early game magical swords/daggers im missing that scale with int or can cast spells.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about weapon arts. they're basically spells. the sword of night and flame does that kamehameha thing that used to delete bosses.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seeing Farum Azula the first time
    Best feeling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Games used to have more than one color. This looks literally like a ps3 game area.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1 area equals the whole game
        Can you please be less disingenuous. Just say that you don't like elden ring and that's it. It's ok to not like things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those tornados gave me a very DS2 feeling (they looked like shit from a shit game)

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've EARNED those spirit ashes. I'll use them if I bloody want to.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gz broski. Did you have fun?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but the end game bosses were too easy, it only took me 2 tries to beat Elden Beast
        all the parts before the Mountaintops + Haligtree were absolute kino

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic frontiers better

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder
    >Number of unique enemies per game
    Elden Ring: 143 (Doesn't count different variations of footsoldiers and knights separately. Large/Small versions of enemies not counted separately)
    Dark Souls 1: 67
    Dark Souls 2: 69
    Bloodborne: 61
    Dark Souls 3: 70
    Sekiro: 50
    >Other open world titles
    Assassin's Creed Valhalla: 25
    Horizon Forbidden West: 40
    Breath of the Wild: 16
    Ghost of Tsushima: 10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feels good, Eldenchads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more enemies ≠ better game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        coping botw chud

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          low effort
          try to actually make a point this time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shocking that it feels like I am fighting the same enemies repeatedly and just have different skins. 143 is an overestimation during actual gameplay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BotW has 16? Is that the open ended one everyone was obsessed with? Hahaha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >source my retarded fat ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >source: the wiki for each of these games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh wiki run by twitch trannies
          LMAO stupid fucking fromtard

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you arrive in limgrave a second time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of takes me out of the coolness of it that it takes two casts to kill him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It got nerfed, ok and he has a lot of HP.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not your fault most spells in the game suck ass obv

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People actually and unironically taking a Ganker argument seriously enough to reply more than once
    >They become increasingly emotional
    Holy kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fromchuds are absolutely fucktarded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you even a person or is this an A.I.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elden ring is shit and from is shit, dilate Fromchud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go ahead and enlighten us with a few games that are actually good anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally anything that isn't Fromslop
              Dragon's dogma and Witcher III both did the open world shit better along with having actual good combat and incentive to explore
              >oh what's on this corpse that a bunch of mobs are guarding, oh it's aNOTHER FUCKING MUSHROOM
              Elden fucking shart

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am legitimately curious.
                When you click "Post", what do you feel exactly? Do you feel happy, sad, excited, angry?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like elden ring is a shit game that gets sucked off by retards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does it make you feel that it's the most awarded game of all time? Does it make you angry knowing that it's going to go down as an all time classic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It lets me know I was right about almost every retard in the world having shit taste

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Almost everyone is a retard
                >Not me !
                >Almost everyone has shit taste. Not me !
                I actually hope there comes a day when you don't need these feelings and judgements anymore. Your thought process sounds exhausting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, that would be anger?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >witcher anything
                >good combat

                You had me going there. Thanks for keeping the thread alive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The combat isn't even the worst part about Witcher. Several of the characters are so badly written and unlikeable it made me quit the game, Vengerbitch being the worst.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even remember. I enjoyed a quest with some fat old guy with a black beard and his bitch wife, but it was intermingled with shitty Batman style combat that just does what it wants to, and an open world that wasn't worth exploring.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dragon's Dogshit
                >Shitter 3
                Opinion discarded.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good bot

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne is way better than ER, doesn't matter how many input reading spazz goblins there are in elden ring.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dog, o dog

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Oh, you want to know how it makes me feel that it's the most awarded game of all time? Honestly, it's about as exciting as watching paint dry on a wall. I mean, sure, it's nice to be recognized and all, but let's be real here - awards are just pieces of metal or plastic given out by a bunch of people who probably have never even played the game. And as for it being an all-time classic? Please, give me a break. Just because a bunch of people liked it, doesn't mean it's going to stand the test of time. I mean, let's not forget that the Macarena was once considered a classic dance move. So, no, it doesn't make me angry, it just makes me roll my eyes and chuckle at the absurdity of it all."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the bot broke.
      you gays are in here arguing with a fucking chatbot holy shit

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I’m just over the open world concept, I won’t even say it did it badly. Lot of cool places, hidden caves, random castles, etc. on replays knowing that most don’t lead to anything I really need makes me just B line to relevant places/bosses.

    The sheer amount of shit to collect if you were ever trying to 100% a run in this is too tedious and daunting on replays. So now my time is spent skipping 80% of the content to go from one legacy dungeon to another, making occasional pit stops for NPCs or build specific gear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think a linear well-written game is better than a bad open world one, but I can definitely say that if you're a game dev planning to make an open world game you should be taking notes on how ER did it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but I can definitely say that if you're a game dev planning to make an open world game you should be taking notes on how ER did it.
        Joking, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What would be a better open world game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I be joking you contrarian sperg?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because I can't think of anything in Elden Ring's open-world that is better than it's competitors. I do hope that devs stop cluttering player UI and the map with garbage though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Because I can't think of anything in Elden Ring's open-world that is better than it's competitors.

              Yeah and I never said game devs shouldn't ALSO look at its competitors your fucking retard. You're just stirring up bullshit for the sake of it. Fuck off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How did you even come up with this post based on what I said? Elden Ring's open-world is literally Ubisoft tier, but is saved by not having everything dumped on your map. Which is why I have to assume you're joking

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely just stirring shit up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you don't like my post doesn't mean I'm stirring shit up. Stop being a woman about everything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about you suck my huge dick?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No thank you anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just B line to relevant places/bosses
      so like every other souls game on replay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you can sure, but I’d usually kill every single boss on replays of DS 1-3. I’m not going to kill every “boss” in this game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So just fight the achievement bosses and the field bosses you actually enjoy. The game is gargantuan, of course you aren't going to want to fight every single miniboss in the entire game each playthrough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moreso because they're all trash

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There are a good number of field/minibosses in Elden Ring that are excellent. Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast is fucking awesome

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I like how its attacks clip through the terrain so you can't see them half the time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The terrain clipping is definitely an issue but it doesn't happen nearly as often as you claim it does. Boss is still extremely fun to fight.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah about as fun as fighting armored tusk from DS1, only with annoying AOE magic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know what to tell you dude, sorry you didn't enjoy it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it really shows how desperate they were to recycle poorly designed enemies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr it's so fun to fight the same fucking boring giant flailing cow boss yet again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there's also a decent chance fallingstar beast is just a reskinned armored tusk from DS1

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely wouldn't surprise me coming from from tardware

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Skill issue, filtered, gitgud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything being shit is not a good open world. 95% of the side paths lead to a garbage downgrade item, an item you can't use cause it doesn't fit the build, or some meme reward like mushrooms or something. Worse than aids shit like BotW.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never experience something like Elden Ring for the first time ever again
    It hurts bros...

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    List every boss in the game and I'll describe how every single one is shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orphan of Kos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a boss from the only good Fromsouls game

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't beat ds1. It's gonna be a while. I think I killed the guy I was supposed to get weapon repair stuff from, but I'm wayy down in a firezone getting wrecked by doublehand axe dudes. Im using the gargoyle halberd because my upgrade halberd is about to break and I'm only able to kill maybe two of them before dying, but I can see at least 5.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should just restart, sounds like you took things too fast and got yourself lost in more ways than one.
      I know I did, my first character ended in the Tomb.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, are you supposed to restart? Feels like a pretty long run for that kinda game, seemed like an rpg. But I've played dungeon crawlers with 20h runs so idk.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I'm only suggesting restarting because it sounds like you're in a bad spot (weapons breaking down, no blacksmith, etc.) Maybe you're actually fine.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ranni will never be your level up wife

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is too big. Idk why there's 2 snow areas. Idk why there's even 1. You can cut everything after Leyndell, half of Caelid, and like half the underground areas and the game would seriously be better for it.

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