YOU BROUGHT GOBLINS HERE???

YOU BROUGHT GOBLINS HERE???

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ye goyon den ya daft cunt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I socked this 2000 BC Joshua lookin garden gnome right in the face.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't, let him live and continue his quest all the way to BG. My mistake. This guy really the Chosen of Yahweh, Avatar of garden gnomery.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cool it with the anti-Semitism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What an absolute goober if you really think about it.
      >takes contract from a powerful tower dwelling wizard that is plastered on every wall
      >doesn't even google what the fuck is Nightsong even is
      >gets his crew killed
      >wants a refund
      >can't even get through the bouncer
      A mercy kill is what he needs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 23 year old roooooner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The more I think of this tiefling fag the more pissed I get.

      He's bitching at the adventurer for "leading goblins back to camp" and then almost locks him out, but it's not his fucking camp.
      The only reason he's there is because Halsin let the tieflings in and it was his choice to go adventurin.
      He's a refugee given shelter and then saying he's now the boss of border control.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because hes a paladin sworn to protect the kids and civilians from the tiefling caravan?
        If anything you should be pissed at the druids for not doing anything to help even though they are next

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The druids are neutral worshippers of Sylvanus, they gave temporary shelter to some red morons and then the red morons are stealing their shit and trying to run the show. The druids have already gone out of their way to help them.

          If it had to be a druid, she was right there.

          >here are the tadpol meds
          >have a nice day
          No, thank you.

          I wish I had a doctor like that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the druids are all fucking brainless assholes,
            halsin is the worst for not disciplining any of them, much less kagha the cunt
            everyone talks how great and wise halsin is, how hes an amazing leader, yet the first fucking thing he does is fuck off to your camp and leave the grove unattended, after the druids decided to attempt the ritual on their own.
            i just went back to the grove, stole the idol and got rid of them all, if the goal was to make them unlikeable they got me. i wish i could tell halsin to fuck off too
            dont even get me started on nightsong and isobel

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the only solution is killing everyone and establishing a monarchy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you fail to notice how his people are the border guards or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you braindead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in my game i punched zevlor
      then i sided with this mancunian lad
      he gave me his nightsong contract for being a bro
      later on in act 3 he shows up at the wizard tower trying to get paid for it anyway
      also he's only level 3
      tells me to watch it m8
      i tell him the nightsong isn't a gem its a now dead aamarwank thing
      told him there's no reward and i have to break the bad news to the wizard fag instead of him
      he thanks me and walks off
      next time i long rest he shows up at my camp asking for the bounty for the gem i stole anyway
      you got paid for the job m8 i want my cut
      somehow has 8 other bandits with him including three female halfling barbarians for some reason and a male dragonborn cleric with a female voice
      they're all level 10
      he's still level 3
      he tries to attack my MC and dies instantly to a riposte
      well, okay then
      next time i'm punching you instead of zevlor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao what a shithead.
        >three female halfling barbarians
        Fucking asshole stole all the shortstack companions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >next time i long rest he shows up at my camp asking for the bounty for the gem i stole anyway
        you got paid for the job m8 i want my cut
        LMAO i knew he was gonna do this that's why I reloaded and killed him on the spot after telling him the nightsong isn't an object

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >long resting constantly feels immersion breaking
        >miss all these events tied to long resting
        Thanks larian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even know that Astarion's family can try to kidnap him on a long rest in town. Not sure if it's because I bought the Tavern Room or not, but I thought that was pretty neat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This dude is really annoying but he looks better than some of the other companions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frfr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the fuck is this guy? i bumped into him in lower city and he was acting like i knew who he was

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's the guy Zevlor is yelling at when you first get to the grove

        https://i.imgur.com/nQ0Eg0e.jpg

        YOU BROUGHT GOBLINS HERE???

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what connection does he have with me? also
          >game expects me to remember someone i met for one conversation in the first 20 minutes of the game 100+ hours later

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He wants the Nightsong. He's the one who gave you the quest early on in Act 1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >roll to sucker punch him
      >fail
      >reload
      >roll to sucker punch him
      >fail
      >reload
      >roll to sucker punch him
      >success
      >quicksave

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And this is precisely why SSD was put into system requirements.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I fuck a goblin?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's LITERALLY pedophilia, chud.
      Now go have an open relationship with the gay bear and Shadowslut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't I fuck a kobold?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd hope for a DLC with a goblin companion, male or female but I doubt they would want to get all the voice actors together again for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because literally pedophilia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Degeneracy for me but not for thee.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love his reaction when you lead the goblin forces there and open the gate
    >you betrayed us! WHY?????
    Priceless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "At least you'll be dead before the goblins get to your children."

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell drow location of camp
    >outside of camp surrounded by tnt
    >surprised when I betray her
    Drow are not very bright, huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she was more surprised that you would fill the front of the Emerald Grove with explosives, given the amount of preparation and dedication that sort of thing would take.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't we get Zevlor as a companion instesd of Halsin?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it had to be a druid, she was right there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >here are the tadpol meds
        >have a nice day
        No, thank you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Euthanizing someone who should be turning into a monster at any moment is a completely reasonable course of action.
          Based Nettie looking out for her tribe. Just take the "meds".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, Canada

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, this. Having a novice on their first real adventure as a companion instead of the crazy level 20 dickheads would have been a breath of fresh air. She had an adorable voice, too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No Femdwarf or any Dwarf companion
        >No Halfling
        >No Gnome
        >No Goblins, Hobgoblins or Bugbears
        >Not even any Dragonborn or Half-Orc companions

        Instead, we get flooded with Elves and Humans. Absolutely robbed, in every sense of the word.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >halfling, gnome, dwarf
          >Least played races
          >No companions
          take a hint, they suck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, DnD and Fantasy in general are infested with failed normies. It explains the shit taste.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You suck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >halfling, gnome, dwarf
          >Least played races
          >No companions
          take a hint, they suck.

          I bet if they added kobolds, they would be ridiculously popular unfortunately.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't halsin ramming that shortstack poon in ea? Did they remove that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If there was any indication that they were having sex then I missed it. I think you're just misremembering.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i knocked out this bitch and took her hat for my wood elf tav

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nettie wouldn't be able to cuck you, please understand this was a big priority for the writers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >flaming homo gay
          >writes the best hetero romance in the game

          this guy's alright.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I murderhobo'd the bird she was healing right in front of her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would been so much better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nettie for a Dwarf companion
        >Alfira for a Tiefling Bard
        >Barcus or Wulbren as a companion depending on choices
        >Nere for another Evil companion to at least make up for potentially losing half you squad
        >That halfling werewolf

        We were robbed honestly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Barcus or Wulbren
          I don't think anyone would actually want those gay bald underground garden gnomes as a companion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked Barcus. I played a Duergar so it was funny to see him immediately think I only saved him from the windmill to make him my own slave. Then when we met at the Inn in Act 2 he was still apprehensive, but glad to meet me. Wulbren is also just funny even if he's a huge dick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it were PF Barcus would join you as a grenadier and not as a guy sitting in a corner waiting to give you one (1) good grenade before simping for his terrorist friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could been a paladin alternative to Minthara aswell and you get him in act 2 via freeing.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larian really dropped the ball on the betrayal aspect of this.
    I thought I'd be able to stab the goblins in the back after they started the attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Not opening the gate and getting them all in the open to try and storm the gates is the "stab in the back."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen the 90s Last of the Mohicans movie? I imagined that scene with Magua and the marching column with my party in the thick of it
        Instead I got wall humping drow bugging out and branding herself over and over after massed range attacks killed everyone of consequence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Needs a specific option to betray someone instead of just setting explosives all over the place they show up and blasting them away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're stupid for not just murdering them in the temple.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is literally stocked full of smug, fertile goblin fuck-sleeves
    >no option to plap a single one of them anywhere in the entire game

    remind me why people are saying this garbage is the savior of gaming?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the smug tiefling brats ripe for a PLAPPING and in need of correction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their london crackwhore accent kills my boner

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what makes them sexy. They're lower lifeforms. Savages. And they need a dicking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry dude only people who have visited the upper city at least once get to fuck goblins
      do you get to the upper city often?
      oh, what am i saying, of course you don't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can save sazza multiple times in one playthrough
      >no option to plap
      We were robbed Sazzabros

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH BEX

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get inside goblin camp with sazza's help
    >bail her out of trouble a 2nd time
    >forgive her for trying to sell me out
    >fight dror ragzlin
    >all the goblins are hostile now EXCEPT SAZZA, who is cowering in the corner as a neutral party
    >surely this means i will be able to romance her now
    >kill every enemy except her
    >continue on to kill minthara
    >come back
    >sazza randomly dead on the ground
    fuck u larian ur just racist against goblins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than me fucking the dialog up and seeing her pushed into the spider pit
      Biggest regret of the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually retarded as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with Larian?
      Does she say anything if you try talking to her about rekting Ragzlin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think she would just loop "eep please dont hurt me" or something afterwards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no secret sazza companion/romance route

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a mega simp and deserve it. She literally tries to get you killed the moment she leads you inside. I laughed as she got pushed down the spider pit.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer ass looking motherfucker

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally cant play this game without crashing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switching from Vulkan to DX11 worked for me

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone says act 1 is the best
    >it's a bunch of boring ass goblin fights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >act 2 a bunch of undead fights
      >Act 3 is a bunch of running around the city like a dumb asshole with a fight every 2 hours.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE YOU FOOL!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soulful low graphics no shadows toaster laptop screenshot

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can kill goblin children
    >it doesnt break the paladins oath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has to be an oversight because you don't get XP for killing them either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you kill a dog that attacks you
      >it breaks the paladins oath

      Shouted at Scratches dead master, he attacked me, drew blood, and where I was a Vengeance paladin I though, 'yeah, bye doggie', smashed his head in and suddenly "oath broken". I was not expecting that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T JUST KILL EVERY DOG I SEE?
        catmorons are too funny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scratches is the highest moral authority in any given conflict, you fucking retard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you can't kill the heckin' doggerino!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        justice for scratches

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I broke my oath by making a pact with gortash instead of taking on a gorrillion steel watch bros.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly there is too much shit breaking the oath of vengeance

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me one good reason to side with the goblins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minratha is the best female companion in the game, at least personality/story wise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had to stop my save where I sided with the goblins, bc everyone's saying her shit's still broken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only way to kill the tiefling kids and you get Minthara. It's not enough to actually warrant doing it, but there ARE some good reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dab on tiggers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get to save a hyena in act 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      minthara's grape flavored pussy juice

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you give your character's virginity to him?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wyll and Karlach fuck off and Halsin dies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no karlach
      So there's no reason to side with them? And I can leave Halsin to die on his own.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ ROONIN

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats your favorite class, Ganker? I cant decide on what to play as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bard is op if you put 11 points into sorc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighter, unironically. Getting to attack 5+ times a turn makes my cock hard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. Twinn spelling haste on Bae'zel and Minthy to let the do all the work is fun and they enjoy it too. Wouldn't call it a long "rest" tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then take monk retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Storm Sorceror. Zap Mothafucka and fly after every spell. Play blue dragonborn for maximum kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pick any of the CHA classes so you can pass dialogue checks + all of them are really strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin for performance, warlock for fun factor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just made a Warlock, it's what I like to play in D&D normally
      just eldritch blast everything and add some flavor with invocations and pacts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack of all trades starting with Fighter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin at first, then ended up liking the monk more simply because I get to punch people and I had good gear for the class.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wizard. Always. Having access to every spell in the game is infinitely more interesting then swinging 4 times in a turn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warlock if I just want to feel like an OP powerhouse

      Barbarian if I want to be the full retard throwing enemies into enemies and using their corpses to beat other enemies with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Warlock if I just want to feel like an OP powerhouse
        No save knockbacks are good in act 1 where all the encounter design went but what else is really so OP about Warlocks? EBs don't scale as hard as martials even with their wet dream cantrip buff gear and even perfectly spaced 6 high lvl casts a day doesn't compare to a proper full caster

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Force damage is just really really good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Divination wizard. Love fucking baddies' dice rolls over. Oh, you saved vs. Disintegrate? You hit a nat 20 on your attack roll? Think again, gay, you rolled a 4 and a 7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue Assassin for that sweet stealth crit on everything. having high charisma also helps with all the dialogue checks as well so its pretty good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        any rogue class on its own is really bad tbh. rogue only really works well when its multiclassed with something else. like 5 rogue (assassin or thief, both works for different niches, assassin gloomstalker synergy will blast a target into oblivion turn 1) 5 gloomstalker 2 fighter is really strong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who asked? fuck off munchkin gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just dont be a dead weight shitter anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Game isn't hard enough to warrant needing to multiclass at all, even on tactical. I don't know why people resort to class viability when you can literally get 1 character to solo every single encounter muchless with a full party

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >get 1 character to solo every single encounter
            Nah you would get action economy to death in most fight
            The only way it would be possible in some very few encounter would be to play a pussy range

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cull the weak + martial = 80% of any encounter dead by level 8~. This isn't even getting into the fact that summons exist and are easy as fuck to abuse with certain items.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We are talking about a solo run from level one mate
                I really want to see a solo player pass the hag fight at lvl 3/4
                Even by cheesing hard the game it would be a nightmare
                So no you can't easily solo every encounter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We are talking about a solo run from level one mate
                No we're not, you are. Point to me where I said you can solo the game straight from the start as level 1. You can't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                here you stupid fag

                Game isn't hard enough to warrant needing to multiclass at all, even on tactical. I don't know why people resort to class viability when you can literally get 1 character to solo every single encounter muchless with a full party

                >when you can literally get 1 character to solo every single encounter
                If I read that correctly you did use the word "EVERY", meaning all the encounter from the start of the game to the end, now explain to me how you can pull a lvl 8 with cull of the weak cap at 8 tadpole in act1
                stupid piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Light Cleric. Lots of nice spells, you can take Spell Sniper to get Eldritch Blast for an ordinary attack action, and Radiance of the Dawn is satisfying as fuck to land. Monk is a close second, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barbarian because they have the best dialogue options and rage is fun to use

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was really pleasantly surprised by the barbarian dialogue. I find the fact that they're always in bold bizarrely funny
        >Hag tries to offer her pubes for the girl's life
        >Can persuade normally
        >Or barbarians can threaten to skin her and use her bones to make a bedpan, with advantage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ROAR
          >with advantage
          I don’t know why I have advantage but I basically succeeded every persuasion check with other bonuses
          Fuck everyone who says you need a charisma party face member

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was able to call her a non-threatening bitch compared to Lolth. I also got Shadowheart to question her faith by pointing out how similar our religons are.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I also got Shadowheart to question her faith by pointing out how similar our religons are.

              That sounds interesting, what did she say about Lolth?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i also outdrank that pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oath of Vengeance Paladin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all the fun of paladin with half the cimmitment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thematically, war cleric. Sadly it is very boring. Storm sorcerer and battlemaster fighter are very fun but not as cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ignore the palafags, play monk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played as rogue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bored of EB spamming warlock so I'm rolling Rogue(3)/Sorcerer focusing on cold spells. Latest patches enable sneak attacking with spell so I can hide and snipe enemies making them either slip or frozen for the melee party member to clean house. The damage can get pretty jacked when enemy's wet like the usual lightning shenanigans & sometimes you can get lucky and land a frozen status which doubles damage for your melee fighters. Casting spells while hiding also increases your accuracy so it feels smoother.

      Of course, an assassin/warlock spamming EBs would be shitting nukes left and right but that's way too cheesy.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the fact retarded shit like this makes me laugh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My sense of humor is fucked beyond repair.

        You're not alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My sense of humor is fucked beyond repair.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the most fun class? (Doesn’t have to be good)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cleric, simply because it gets you extra reactivity from your deity.
      Should have been an option by default for all classes to pick a god to worship, but I digress.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cleric, simply because it gets you extra reactivity from your deity
        I went with Tymora and I don't think I got a single specific reactivity in all three acts, only generic good boy options

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monk if you like the idea of Spider-man/superhero shit of free jumps and dashes while punching enemies.

      champion Fighter/thief Rouge two handed multi-class gets silly mid game where you have all those extra actions, easier crits and the means to take massive vault leaps without damage.

      Sorcerer/Warlock eldritch machine gunning if fun too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What specifically does Rogue bring to this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Extra bonus action, so you get two main hand attacks and two off hand attacks. Really good with hand crossbows for example.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of my 3 characters so far Warlock has been the most fun. EB works well with illithid powers like the 1d4 psychic one, and spells feel super good to use because they're upcasted. They lack utility but that stuff can be found on gear, and you still get stuff like slow/confusion.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post short goblin babes with HUGE titties.

    DO IT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna go Monk for my tactician run, wish me luck

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not the line. You don't actually play videogames.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God what i would give for a lil goblin slut all my own. She'd like you do fucking ANYTHING

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KANON!
    NO!!!

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine betraying your species to live with the kobolds. Disgusting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Jesus looking longingly at that lizard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine betraying your species to live with the kobolds
      I've always liked the idea of a human knight who wears dragon scale armor and rides a wyvern becoming the king of a tribe of kobolds.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No 5e classes except maybe paladins are more fun than their 2e or 3.5e counterparts. None of the classes in 5e feel like they have any real flavor or mechanical depth to them when you compare them to how wizards used to get an opposition school or create their own spells as an arcanist, the fluff was better too because the settings were actually cool and creative instead of all being set in the fucking Sword Coast. Dark Sun, Spelljammer, Greyhawk; all kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHH I LOVE PAYING THE FEAT TAX HELP ME GYGASMAN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is a metagaming gay wojak poster

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, yes they are. Nobody makes a shit subpar character on purpose.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Said the person who has obviously never played an actual tabletop game. If you enjoy playing d&d as a microsoft excel spreadsheet sim, then go for it, but don't push your powergaming gayry onto people who make characters instead of vehicles for doing math

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >plays an RPG
              >but actually just wants to roleplay and not play a game
              lmfao @ you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you can't do both
                4e was shit, if you want a soulless number-go-up autism simulator then go play WoW you imaginationless chud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. I unironically only play RPGs to make fun characters with cool friggin backstories.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Larian say if they'll release a toolkit for the game? DOS2 had one but it was trash tier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wizards of the Coast will be damned if a video game ever threatens DnD, so no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They sadly said that they won't, claimed it's too complex and too much of a mess. Shane, we could have gotten some sick custom modules on this engine.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IWD3
    >NWN3
    >ToEE2
    >PS:T2
    >KotOR3
    >Unnamed Ravenloft game
    All of these belong to Larian now. Obsidian and Beamdog cucklets need not apply.
    >

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of those will happen except maybe the Ravenloft game and it'll suck ass because Larian can't write a serious story without Marvel-tier quips littered throughout the dialogue. Also they never stick the landing so have fun with your 2 minute cutscene of Strahd dying offscreen with no epilogue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Larian could do well with Spelljammer.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I have a wizard or whatever in my party? currently it's the frog girl the devil girl The shart girl and a rogue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Triple jump, feather fall and longstrider are free outside of combat and useful. Darkness is busted for Rogues.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have no idea what any of this means, this is my first dnd game but I'll look out for it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go back to the starting area if you missed Gale

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's so many potential companions yet Larian didn't capitalize on this, why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude, imagine just how many incomplete and buggy companions we missed out on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cocksucker

        Honestly, this is something that has bothered me with every RPG game I play. I will constantly encounter characters that would much rather have in my party instead of my actual companions.

        Zevlor, Kagha, etc. Could've been interesting companions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, this is something that has bothered me with every RPG game I play. I will constantly encounter characters that would much rather have in my party instead of my actual companions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as Swen breathes the retarded origin character system stays and takes priority over everything else. It's a miracle we've got non-origin companions in this game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been making games for 20 years and only 2 if them have this origin system
        If anything, their own stats support the fact that people prefer playing custom characters in this type of rpg

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >their own stats support the fact that people prefer playing custom characters
          True. Yet despite that they're still keen on wasting resources and dev time making a set of companions work as origins instead of just making more companions in general. Not to mention that these origins are very hit and miss as companions to the point of people preferring to play with custom mercs instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >their own stats support the fact that people prefer playing custom characters
          True. Yet despite that they're still keen on wasting resources and dev time making a set of companions work as origins instead of just making more companions in general. Not to mention that these origins are very hit and miss as companions to the point of people preferring to play with custom mercs instead.

          This might change with Dark Urge. Dark Urge was a huge success.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Urge was the original custom character before they pussied out and split them. Nevermind that in DOS2 you could completely change looks of all origin characters which is absent in BG3.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that probably has to do with how detailed the cutscenes and facial animations are
              i assume this is also why there are so few faces to choose from when you're making a character, all of them are animated pretty well with good attention to detail

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have a nice day, my man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >party wizard comes out as a gay
      >gandalf chimes in telling him that his ex told him to kill himself

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro you're literally a demon, I'll invite whoever I want wherever I want.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i killed half the goblins, i killed the spiders under moonhaven, i killed the ogres, i killed the harpies, i'm killing the hyenas and gnolls and about to walk into waukeens rest and holy shit man im so fucking tired of it
    i just want to hear dialogue and talk to astarion and murder people in my sleep for bhaal and deal with party drama, i don't want to grind for xp yet the game is forcing me to
    >lol lmao just lower the difficult haha lol
    fuck you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are already tired of the combat in the first area you should probably uninstall

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larian, remake bg2 pls.

    B2 has better story and sheet game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want Larian to touch bg2 with a 10 foot pole. if it ain't broke, don't fix it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we will still have the original.

        i would like to play BG2 remade with Larian's engine.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone playing Gloomstalker (ranger)? misty step all day

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alfira should have been recruitable instead of Halsin. I was hoping he would be cool during Early Access but they thrust him into the role of overly-horny social retard while bizarrely Astarion is the least gay of all the male companions

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't want a full party but the difficulty of the encounters forces me to have one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even want to imagine how long are fights without full party.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, I wanted to just conquer the world and have fun with just my wizard and astarion
        lol nope you can't do that
        you fucking idiot you fucking retard you absolute cretin fool how dare you try to have fun in the video game, you MUST have dumb frog bitch and cleric slut in your party constantly bickering and bitching at you and each other and the rest of the entire fucking world lol lmao isnt it awesome and fun and great?
        such a stupid fucking decision that goes against everything dnd is about

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the difficulty is way overtuned for solo play but you can use whatever combination of characters you want even without respecing them
          I benched shart the microsecond I recruited a fourth person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I finished the game with only the main character and Shadowheart, I either killed the other companions or straight up reject any other offer to join the camp
      I played a Berserker and reclassed Shadowheart to be a Sorcerer.

      There's a lot of savescumming in every fights, but it's doable

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try hunter ranger
    >the entire class is just setting hunter's mark and autoattacking
    what a piece of shit

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does no one play monk?
    also when can I change the class of my characters? I heard that's something you can do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you meet mr bones. It's like 20-30 minutes from the start of the game if you beeline for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to break Withers out of the tomb at the start of the game, behind the locked door on the beach
      he resurrects people at first, then later is able to change your class and recruit party hirelings

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you meet mr bones. It's like 20-30 minutes from the start of the game if you beeline for it

        can I change my party members class like lazer or shart?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can’t change their initial class
          Wyll will always be at least a warlock 1 etc but you can respec any other levels you did

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can definitely change their initial class, you just can't change shit like their background

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played monk on my most recent playthrough and I think it might actually be broken, and that's without doing stupid meta shit like dual classing rogue and taking tavern brawler

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does dual classing rogue get you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thief bonus bonus action

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING GOBBER OUTSIDE THAT GATE I'M GOING TO SET FIRE TO THIS FUCKING GROVE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Khaga was basically also going to set fire to the grove.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, goblins in this game are the definition of butterfaces. I have no idea why they made their models so fucking hot if you can't even fuck them

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I wanted to burry my face between her legs imagine the smell of sweat and boggo pussy juice

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Currently on my evil Durge run and about to head into the goblin camp to wife up Minthara and massacre the Grove. What are the quests that you can't do once you proceed to act 2? Want to rush to act 2 immediately to get Minthara and then go back to do all the act 1 quests I can still do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think everything in the underdark except maybe the grymforge shit with nere, duegar, etc is unimpacted.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No stop being racist against us we are not demon spawn :~~*((
    >omg goblins! KILL THEM KILL THEM KILLTHEM KILLTHEM KILLTHEMKILLTHEMKILLTHEM
    Why are tieflings such hypocrites? Is it the devil blood in their veins?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nudge the idol with mage hand
    >suddenly the druids flip out and slaughter all the tieflings
    a little extreme I must say.
    Zevlor did go out like a champ tho, was surrounded by like 4 dead bear druids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any other instances where you can cause NPCs to sperg out and start killing each other. I wanna do a troll run where I cause as much chaos as possible without getting caught, pretty much just go invisible and watch everyone sperg out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, there's barely any reactivity in the game past act 1. The closest thing to the idol is killing Nightsong which instantly dooms entire Las Light inn.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would yall?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saved that bitch so many times I got a freaking achievement, she OWES me sex and should become my personal cocksleeve.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She glitched out and won't talk anymore. I had to kill her. No idea what use I can get out of her after I raided the goblin camp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, if only because of how much effort they put in to keep bringing her back. She should definitely be a camp follower that just scrounges up junk or some shit.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hows this game run on PS5? I don't have a goo enough PC to run this.

    Is the deluxe edition bonus items worth it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game is actually fine at 30 FPS for once but framerate in act 3 on PS5 is laughable.
      No, they are actually completely worthless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They keep making patches for the game right? I hop they patch act 3 then.

        How worthless are they? I never played D&D Before

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They don't have any effects and the only weapon included has stats of a butter knife.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought there was a maske that lets you change your appearance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just got done doing the raid again and I forgot how underwhelming it is.

      two cosmetics: a cape and hate, a shitty rapier, and the only useful thing is a disguise mask which you really don't need but the option is nice I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mask of the shape-shifter is alright If you don't want to waste a spellslot for disguise and the dye looks nice on any armor but beyond that not really.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of the deluxe items.
    >Fane- Mask of the shapeshifter
    >Lohse- Lute
    >Sebille- Dagger
    >Red Prince- Cape
    >Beast- Hat
    >Ifan- ??
    Did Ifan not get any representation or is the dye somehow related to him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ifan got nothing.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miss
    Miss
    Critical Miss
    Miss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just switch Shadowheart out already.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch
        Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Miss
      >Miss
      >Critical hit 3 damage
      >Hit 9 damage
      How do you explain this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use any concentration spell
      >right on cue, the AI whips out their magic missile

      holy fuck just let me fucking use my spell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hit enemy for 98% of their health
        >still concentrating
        >enemy so much as breathes on you
        >CONCENTRATION BROKEN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          learn how saving throws work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Concentration checks are CON saving throws. Don't dump CON on your caster or try to get Advantage on CON saving throws.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never understood this fight. Sometimes he'll just walk up to you and you can tell him to kill the gays in the cave but sometimes he'll just fight you to the death

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you prevent companion deaths? With enough disapproval I assume they can leave you permanently?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >With enough disapproval I assume they can leave you permanently?
      This is a game for casuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wyll, Karlach and Gale leave permanently if you kill the tieflings but I don't think they just randomly fuck off otherwise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they still leave if you don't kill the tieflings directly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No but you miss out on the tiefling content down the road which may or may not be a big deal

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone make playable goblins yet?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NONONONO

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what people see in this boring ass game. I have never played such an efficiently stultifying mix of "seen it" and too much fucking cutscenes and waiting around.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf won't be watching me play this garbage because we don't feel included.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >84 hours in
    >almost done with Act 3
    >realise I never found this gay and left him to die
    >gonna load a save from 20+ hours ago

    fucking goddamnit I'm never gonna be done with game am I?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Insight says Gortash totally won't betray you if you just buddy up with him
    He is absolutely betraying me the nanosecond he can. There's no way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let the players side with bad guy
      >realize they will have to do more work to make this work
      >kill him immediately in a cutscene at the very first opportunity in result
      Bravo, Larian.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, don't get me wrong, it was just convenient to agree at the time, even the fucking squid said 'we'll just fuck him if it works out better for us', I just find it baffling that the insight check said he was cool

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes sense more or less, to be fair. Shit is about to blow, you prove to him that you're level-headed and he's all for it. Backstabbing can come later.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He invited me to his personal chamber with his 30 ten-ton fuckbots and Wyll's fucked up brain-eaten dad, I was fully expecting him to just try to kill us if I told him to fuck off

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