You cant play pyro because. you just CANT

You can’t play pyro because…. you just CANT

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    W + M1

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need more?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I like Pyro.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pyro bad
    >sniper good
    Why are TF2 players like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pyro is bad yes he is the worst class in the game contending with spy for that honor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite the meme about MUH skill, headshotting isn't that hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sniper is the complete antithesis of tf2's design
      >game is mainly centered around close to mid-range battles
      >except heres this class that can hide behind the rest of his team like a b***h and instakill you before you even realise he's there
      spy at least has flaws, he's basically fricked if he's found out. if a sniper is found out you can't really do much but completely ignore a massive chunk of the map unless he's woefully out of position (and even then, if it's 1-on-1 theres a good chance he can instakill you anyway, if not cripple you and leave you on deaths door as any class other than heavy who coincidentally is also the easiest class to hit headshots on)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sniper was fine before they nerfed all the things that kept him paranoid.
        >spy now has to risk loud, slow revolver shots to kill him if he's using the razorback
        >demo can't be anywhere near as much of a bully to snipers with uncapped sticky jumper + caber
        >scouts can't use them for sandman target practice
        >scout also can't maneuver around to get to high sniper ledges easily now that the atomizer requires being out
        >scout also can't take advantage of hilariously high groundspeed with the BFB to flank, either
        Literally every time Sniper has something that can be a consistent problem for Sniper, it gets nerfed because of moronic compgays since a problem for snipers is almost always also a problem for Medic on low player count teams, so even though this godforsaken game is designed around 12v12 and 16v16 they keep making dumbfrick changes that only ever make sense for 9v9 and 6v6.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also
          >DDS nerfs the only thing that disables sniper's ability to aim for 10 secs
          >Nu-Vacc doesn't have native crit immunity without uber.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both classes are fun and the only thing Sniper should have changed is the Sydney Sleeper being reverted to non-minicrit AoE headshots and not having the Razorback.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not having the Razorback.
        Razorback does nothing, if a Spy is close enough to backstab they can just shoot you instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Backstab hitbox is 180 degree angle and you still need three shots to take out a sniper.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Razorback was just a horrible idea from ground up. As a result any scenario where it suddenly proves useful feels wrong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to love jumping behind enemy lines and flaming all the snipers, good times

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This feels bad, just like looking at another mercenary with breasts and ass attached. Imagine heavy, with boobs :/

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT PYRO'S A BLOODY SENTRY WOAHOHOHOH

    LOHOHAAAOHohoh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the character but why did they make a black-man Scottish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because his silhouette was too close to Soldier's, so making him black was an easy way to differentiate the two visually.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He seems chill

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He had a few people killed but who wouldn't if they could, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >works with explosives
        >assume his dark skin is ethnicity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT MEDIC'S A BLOODY MEEEEDDIIIIIIIIIC

      Jawohl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [muffled No]

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t use the scorch shot because… your ruining everyone else’s fun?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't more soldiers use the battalions backup? the passive itself is nice but goddamn the banner itself is ridiculous for pub pushes. Certainly feels like more than 35% damage resistance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buffing other people
      you queer son?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey, I can't help it if my personal mini uber just so happens to splash onto others

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mini uber
          sounds like healbawd talk to me boy you've gone full homosexual soon enough you're gonna be putting on thigh highs and looking for a russian to call daddy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            soldiergays will very rarely play with the team unless they need a medic up their ass, they usually just pick their favorite shotgun/boots or the concheror and frick around trying to get as much kills as possible, the only time i have ever seen a non concheror buff soldier is when we were losing a match in barnblitz and we were just trying everything to break the last line of defense consisting of a lot of engies and heavy's.

            why don't more people want to play for the team in TEAM fortress two 🙁

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because a lot of soldier, scout, sniper, and spy mains suffer from main character syndrome

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Certainly feels like more than 35% damage resistance
      The battalion backup always reduces static amount of damage regardless of the damage rampup.
      Let's say you get hit by a rocket, it will always reduces 31 damage at any range, which makes it more effective than you think.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soldiergays will very rarely play with the team unless they need a medic up their ass, they usually just pick their favorite shotgun/boots or the concheror and frick around trying to get as much kills as possible, the only time i have ever seen a non concheror buff soldier is when we were losing a match in barnblitz and we were just trying everything to break the last line of defense consisting of a lot of engies and heavy's.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to make people understand that they are fricking invincible right now.
      Buff makes your weapon glow.
      Conch makes you fast.
      Backup gives you a little shield icon which doesn't fully explain what it does.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every pyro main I've had the displeasure of interacting with have turned out to be pedos or trans.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come Scout's voice actor used to be the most involved with the community, and now he's nowhere to be seen while all the boomer voice actors are doing shit like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The other VAs were probably like "oh yeah people still like this game", whereas Scout has been associated with it for so long that he got tired of the gig

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