You didn't beat the game.

You didn't beat the game.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my girlfriend (Mimic is a girl) did though

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you discovered it on your own without knowing it's OP, you beat the game
    if you used a wiki, you didn't

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used friendly summons
    >used mimic tear
    >looked up guides whenever I got lost
    >looked up best builds and weapons to get through game
    >reach ranni's ending cutscene and view credits

    Huh, pretty sure I definitively beat the game. I've got a trophy on my ps profile that even confirms I did. Please tell me what moveable goalpost I didn't satisfy that makes you feel I didn't beat such an easy game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do you get lost in ER when grace shows you where to go

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of people are moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using built in visual cues from sites of grace to navigate

        Lol
        Lmao even
        Way to out yourself as a normie who very obviously didn't beat the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't see the ladder North of Mt Gelmir, near the Grafting Scion. I ran around for 30 minutes and gave up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Looked up guides and builds
      So you didn't beat the game yourself. Random internet spergs beat a large part of the game for you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asking for directions isn't the same as someone else doing it for you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is if discovery is part of the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah imagine letting a bunch of autists figure out deliberately vague shit for you just to save hours of time

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it was trash

    didn't pay for it either

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godskin Duo at rune level 1 with no summons or spells.

    Surely I beat the game didn't I?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using healing flasks

      Wow. Why even get that far in the game if you don't intend on beating it seriously

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spells

      Try beating it with spells only. It's harder than using melee or anything else if you actually do it instead of just assuming it's overpowered.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A miracles only challenge run of the game is the worst time I ever had with Elden Ring. There's a few setups you can use that give you a strong blast of damage but mana is a serious problem over longer rights, even with a ton of blue estus.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is it really so bad even with black flame spells and the rock

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I cheesed malenia on my 50 +12 coop file with lightning spear, how bad can a full run really be?
          Ancient dragon lightning strike already obliterates anything larger than a humanoid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure the approach I took requires more skill than any pansy ass mage build

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used magic
    >used colossal weapons
    >used bleed
    >used frostbite with fire arrow or some other fire damage reset

    You didn't beat the game

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, shut the frick up gayatron

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using ability you've acquired to win
    sorry I 'got gud' DAD!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I didn't beat the game, why did credits roll even when I used mimic tear on Malenia and Elden Beast?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat the game because mimic beasts ai bugged out and he just stood around and let me beat the shit out of him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mimic beast
        frick me, I meant elden beast, by brain is too fried from waging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using mimic instead of Tiche on final bosses

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you played after the boss nerf patches, you did not beat the game

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ring a ding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat the game.

      T-that's cheating!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't keep spinning on the dead apostle to get that sweet free damage that would have ended the fight then and there
      your literally brainless AI pet is better at the game than you are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using exploits
        You didn't beat the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's already using mimic with the pizza cutter and bull goats. he already didn't beat the game.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my 100% achievement completion says otherwise
    seethe & cope

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >miyazaki puts content into game
    >morons say if you engage in said content you didn't play the game
    Kys ugly gatekeeper!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never used it once. I thought it was those tar things from nioh so I thought it was shit

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I didn't. After a certain point I just wanted it to end. 139 hours and I'm not installing the game ever again. At the very least, I did beat Radagon and the Beast solo.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No badge of honor for you, gamer. You missed an important once in a lifetime opportunity.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for beating the hardest boss in the game in 25 seconds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THE WEAPONS, SPELLS AND FEATURES THE GAME INCLUDES TO BEAT IT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, sure you can use them. But is it any fun at all to play that way?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          Using whatever spells, weapons, items and strategies look cool to you, provide good synergies or are fitting for a specific build/roleplaying theme you're going for is very enjoyable.
          Much more preferable to being a metaslave or sadomasochist who thinks you can only beat the game if you're 100% naked and using only your fists without rolling or levelling up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Really? Beating everything by pressing 1 button repeatedly while the enemy is just unlocked and helpless is fun to you? Why not just use sheets to give yourself infinite health and damage then?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice strawman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rolled away instead of standing his ground
      Coward.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used pyromancy on O&S.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never used spirit ashes but also because I don't see anything in them beyond being glorified npc summons which don't increase the boss HP and sort of enable a pacifist run. Even back when they were revealed in teasers.
    You can't do anything interesting with them besides dressing up Mimic tear into op gear and fricking the boss' ass. You can't control them, command them, do anything cool or anything at all beyond a way to split aggro which messes up the bosses designed around a single player anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no shit you can't control them, do you think a second controller should be plugged in so you can dual wield? do you think a secondary menu should pop up any time you use one so that you can issue commands to it in real time? what a fricking inane complaint, it's not how the game works

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of absolutely boring person do you have to be to be presented all the different spirit options in Elden Ring and pick the one that's just a carbon copy of what you're already playing with?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The kind of person who wants an Ash that you can customize the weaponry of

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even better you can customise its spells and items and it has infinite or semi infinite anything bar flasks
        free shield perfumes? free frost pots? free cursed blood pots so mimic buffs itself? free regen spell casts? sign me the frick up

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gives a shit about you meta tryhard trannies
    you're not special
    Berserk is gay and dead and the anime will never be rebooted

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this debate because no one is happy and everyone is mad.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the original you didn't beat the game and I proud to have been there for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How new, BKH and Gravelord Sword were famous for trivializing the entire game

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the goal of having beaten the game is irrelevant. You can do so in a billion different ways, some easier and some way harder than others. Whenever someone just says they "beat" Elden Ring, unless they provide more context I'm just going to assume they did it in the easiest manner possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's not really about getting to the end of the game, it's about how much of it they experienced. Can you really say that 'Player A' who used summons, spirit ashes, and/or borderline exploitative spam builds that resulted in him only seeing 5% of a bosses moveset and none of their second phases and sprinted through every non essential encounter without engaging anything 'experienced' as much as the game as 'Player B' who didn't and saw everything, knows every bosses moveset, seen all their phases in full, and killed every enemy at least once? They both still beat the game but who experienced more of it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that resulted in him only seeing 5% of a bosses moveset
        who gives a frick all bosses have the same moronic moveset

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there any other fanbase than fromsoft fans where they actively ridicule people who use in game mechanics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the case in basically every genre, you must not play a lot of games. Noob tube is an older example of a much more popular franchise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should have specified single player game, elden ring does have pvp but in this context people are complaining about other using an in-game mechanic to beat the games story.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any other place like Ganker where morons and literal mentally ill troony discords spam threads with the most abhorrent shit everyday to get a reaction?
      You shouldn't take anything posted here seriously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta gays love talking about Non-Stop Infinite Climax which takes With time away.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *witch time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon kind of. You get shat on if you admit you used the switch battle style, exp share, legendary pokemon it throws at you, items during battle, etc.

      But the games are still easy enough that it's hard to be elitist about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't beat the game

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soulsgays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see anything about From games in your image, seems like it's exclusively about nintentrannies.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did, but I didn't.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >really like the idea of doppelgangers in RPGs
    >like it even more if it's an ally
    >it's ridiculously fricking OP in this game
    >can't use it without it trivalizing the shit out of every fight
    >can't use really any summons without them making shit way too easy
    I remember the pre-release shit for the game really making it look like you COULD play as a summoner, which would've been really fun if it actually had gameplay to it. I should've known better than to expect FROM to actually innovate on dks1 formula.
    Hopefully some gigachad comes along and gives us a dks2 of Elden Ring; not afraid to try new things and experiment instead of being eternally cucked.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't beat the game cause I just want to have sex with mommy tiche

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what happens when normalgays larp as hardcore gaymers
    fromtrannies were a mistake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      git gud skrub xd 360 noscope!
      >pick Master Key
      w-wait
      >pick Pyromancy
      stop...
      >pick Pyromancer
      STOP
      >get reinforced club ASAP
      YOU'RE NO-
      >reinforce it as soon as I kill Seethe the b***hless
      YOURE NOT BEATING THE GAME, STOP GITTING GUD AAAAH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >skips getting the chaos infusion

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's IMPLIED, OFC I PUT CHAOS ON IT

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    btw i want to remind everyone that ashes scale directly with weapon damage so no one stops you from putting literal magic on your guts gaysword and deal more damage than actual mages for most of the game

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if using any of the games mechanics and systems outside of pure melee is considered "cheating", then what constitutes as "beating the game" for the kind of people who chastise that sort of thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Allow me to demonstrate how to actually beat the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      naked, fists only, hitless, no estus, NG+, mommy using the cam to capture the gameplay so you can post clears with a birthday cake that says "myg0t ownz you".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NG+
        Wait a minute....how do you unlock the mode to beat the game if you have to beat the game first to unlock it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          first run is a tutorial.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tutorial is the entire game

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play fromschlop. My good taste won't allow me to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. filtered by Margit and critiques the game as a cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't play fromschlop
        >FILTERED FILTERED FILTERED
        Only subhumans play fromschlop, as is evident.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I post in threads about games I don't play
      For what purpose

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        op asked me to, being the wienersuck that he is

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mimic tear is boring and soulless, I never use it.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing Fia's quest
    >Starts hugging me
    >Tells me she's going to sleep with some dude and have a child
    What the frick is this cuck shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not cuck shit if you accepted that you never had a chance of entering a relationship with a video game character in the first place, you self-inserting weakling

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play gachashit

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing a run with Dungeater ash of war and he's fun as frick.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squishy wizard is fun to play
    I like watching Shard Spiral eat the health of those fricking gargoyle bosses I struggled against with my strength build.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't beat any souls game if you used a magic build

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even play the piece of shit.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't beat the game

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finished the game only using the grafted greatsword
    >no summons
    >no mimic tears
    >blind playthrough
    >fricking hated it, unfun all the way through
    >play again but with that convergence mod
    >have a blast
    elder scrolls tier shit game, needs mods to be fun

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looked at the screen
    you didn't beat the game

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I didn't, WE did it.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using a bladed weapon
    >using a blunt weapon
    >using any sort of spell or consumable
    >using torrent
    >using a screen to show you the visual representation of code being processed rather than a printout of binary sequences
    You didn’t beat the game.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a mechanic
    >use the mechanic
    >NOOOOOOOOOOOASDFNKASLKJDFN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ummmmmmmm yes? Everyone who's a REAL gamer knows that the only true way to beat a game is by using and doing the absolute bare minimum. Even less, if possible.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I use that lame slime? I used my wife Tiche, so yeah, I beat the game

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seen credits
    >got the achievement
    Zaki says otherwise

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