>You didn't beat the game.

>You didn't beat the game.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a stream of the game from start to finish. I beat it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you also watch your gf/wife get fucked too?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck yeah I do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it was a Sony exclusive?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        clearly not exclusive if it's on youtube, dumpass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally no difference between watching a playthrough and playing the game, only boomers think otherwise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up millennial

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He speaks the truth.
        Why would I waste my time trying 10 times to beat a boss when I can watch someone do it in 30 seconds?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well using your logic I imagine you've watched porn before so I guess that makes a genuine dicksucker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        True, I also love Sony games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true for jrpgs and vns

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I watched the tetris championship
      >I am a tetris champion
      >I watched John Wick
      >I am Keanu

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate that image
        Gtfo you reddit-dwelling 2007 faux-poster

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that gif is like 15 years old
        what does she look like now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i watched that one guy who makes challenge runs beat Calisto protocol multiple times and I have no intention to play the game.

    • 1 week ago
      Underwater miniboss

      Thank you Hades.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, literally me

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The social commentary was sometimes too on the nose but I liked this movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >too on the nose

      eh no it really was way over the top. im sure at some point someone looked at the script and said 'nope too subtle, gotta make sure even a child knows exactly who were shitting on in this movie'

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The social commentary was sometimes too on the nose but I liked this movie.

        There is no commentary.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ur a bad person if you're a cooking/restaurant enthusiast
          >ur a bad person if you're a chef
          >ur a bad person if you're a critic
          >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants
          >ur a bad person if you aspire to be like your idol
          >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants without appreciating the food
          >ur a good person if you're a cynical hooker who scoffs at fine dining

          everyone except the main character was 'I AM SILLY'

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this the first movie you ever see?
            Like, unironically asking.

            You talk like someone who's only connection to media has been MS Paint comics and greentext stories.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im sorry but the dialogue is super ham-handed, head chef guy, asian waitress and the hooker do nothing but clap-back at a room full of pompous caricatures of people everyone hates.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What a pretentious post.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nothing i said was incorrect. you just like the movie because the redditor boyfriend kills himself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art.

                i still really enjoyed it though because suspension of disbelief is literally part of watching a movie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ham-handed
                Where did this come from? Why are people being gays now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you've never heard the term 'ham handed/ham fisted'?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you say -handed when it's -fisted?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ham handed is a real thing too, fisted is just more common.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't. Stop being a gay, gay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Na, you're just being a faggent. Faggent.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ham handed is a real thing too, fisted is just more common.

                ill be honest the first time i heard the phrase was in a zero punctuation video a decade ago so ham-handed may be the UK way of saying it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but this was a really level headed statement, so kys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fine dining
            >not serving bread
            based retard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the movie was 'I AM SILLY'.
            the protagonist was included just to make the movie more palatable to audiences.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is this an A24 movie? it sounds like the kind of retarded shit they'd make

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >chef cracks because the people who consume his art are never truly sated, always want more
            >the guests crack because theyve convinced themselves their value is correlated with the value of the art they consume
            >someone who doesnt want to die, and doesnt care about the art, *but* can also relate to being worn away by a career offering oneself up consumption, asks for a cheeseburger to go and leaves
            >poster on Ganker missed the point by a country mile

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon its impossible to miss the point of the movie because the two main characters spell it out for the audience multiple times. its a very lame message, everyone who creates shit has their work taken for granted, vain people are always going to be vain and hookers should get real jobs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how the fuck did you misunderstand the movie so badly? The chef believed if you produce nothing of value for anyone you deserve to die. The whore challenged the chef by saying he's just as bad as the others because all night he was deliberately avoiding giving people something they'd value just to fuck with them.

            the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art.

            i still really enjoyed it though because suspension of disbelief is literally part of watching a movie.

            >the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art
            I simply assumed that at that point he was a cult leader for them. The isolation of the island and the amount of control the chef had over their lives was identical to a full blown cult compound.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no you see, the movie was actually about the chef being wrong!

              if this was actually the message, they would not have made all the other characters so unsufferable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no you see, i can't understand messages on chinese forums either
                lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who were shitting on
        The movie wasn't about shitting on people, it was about shitting on the provider-customer dynamic. The characters were over the top for comedic effect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watched this and bullet train and few days ago, back to back kino

      Just saw this movie

      It was KINO as fuck

      >people say it's too pretentious
      >it's just a comedy
      >tfw only person in the theater that was laughing

      watch more films

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus that movie was terrible.

      >social commentary
      What?

      What movie?

      The Menu. These movies are a dime a dozen in the horror genre. The ones where a group of people are locked in a room and a crazy person kills them off while explaining his motivations directly to the camera/audience.

      >ur a bad person if you're a cooking/restaurant enthusiast
      >ur a bad person if you're a chef
      >ur a bad person if you're a critic
      >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants
      >ur a bad person if you aspire to be like your idol
      >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants without appreciating the food
      >ur a good person if you're a cynical hooker who scoffs at fine dining

      everyone except the main character was 'I AM SILLY'

      Are you 12? You don't seem to know what social commentary is. Did you just hear someone say it on Ganker once?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. am on a high horse but also bottom 3 percentile IQ

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched this and bullet train and few days ago, back to back kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hiroyuki is in bullet train
      do something about the chud mods instead of chasing your dream of being a hollywood pedo, hiro.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker's bullshit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat your mom (in bed (with my fists))

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your
      personally idgaf but you type like somebody who GAFs so idc
      i lost my flashlight in ur moms butt whole can u tell her to text me

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the vidya equivalent?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomer shooters, must-save-the-world JRPG, arcades racing game, solo RTS, slice of life/farming, arena deathmatch FPS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2D action platformer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario

        Tetris

        Pong

        Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition

        Unironically a sandbox like Gary's Mod.
        Because the burger is the perfect meal.
        >protein from beef
        >fat from cheese
        >carbs from bread
        >infinitely customisable
        >swap out the sides
        >add your own condiments
        >simple and easy to make
        >can get silly with it

        >literal genre-defining original creations
        I take it some bros here didn't watch the movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >movie
          no Ganker, we didn't watch your biopic, my 600 pound life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tetris

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone else is a dinosaur. The answer today would be CoD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a sandbox like Gary's Mod.
      Because the burger is the perfect meal.
      >protein from beef
      >fat from cheese
      >carbs from bread
      >infinitely customisable
      >swap out the sides
      >add your own condiments
      >simple and easy to make
      >can get silly with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The burger looks good even though I'm a fan of more toppings and just a single patty, BUT- WHO THE FUCK LIKES FUCKING CRINKLE ASS FRENCH FRIES???
      Literally the worst type of fry and that's coming from someone who had them TODAY at Culver's
      FUCK CRINKLES, GIVE ME CURLS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if they were crispy maybe they'd be alright but i think literally every time i've had them they've been shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all curly fries taste the same. they're all made in the same factory. you always have undercooked curls and crispy lil potato claws

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care, they are the top tier french fry
          Closely followed by Rally's
          Pretty much as long as the fry is orange (seasoned salt) it will be good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The burger looks good even though I'm a fan of more toppings and just a single patty, BUT- WHO THE FUCK LIKES FUCKING CRINKLE ASS FRENCH FRIES???
      Literally the worst type of fry and that's coming from someone who had them TODAY at Culver's
      FUCK CRINKLES, GIVE ME CURLS

      >the bit was that he was going to make a cheap but soulful no-frills homemade-style burger
      >still overdoes it and makes a pretentious burger that would cost $15 in a restaurant
      i appreciated that the fries were clearly frozen crinkles, but the burger literally looked too good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still overdoes it
        what, by putting salt on the fucking burger?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he literally said it was going to be a cheap shit burger. does that look cheap and shit to you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bruh it was literally just a cheeseburger. putting salt on it was the fanciest thing he did and thats like entry-level burger tech

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you arent answering the question. if you bought that burger in a restaurant, how much would it cost?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                $9.95

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so not a cheap burger.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a double quarter pounder at mcdonalds is $7. $3 more than what mcdonald's charges is what you'd expect from a cheap restaurant, at least $10 more than what mcdonald's charges is what an expensive burger would be.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, it was basically a Five Guys Burger, which is both not super fast food cheap but still fits the made with love/ soulful meal description. It will also be the best burger you can buy. I think that fit with what was happening in the movie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so not a cheap burger.

                [...]
                yeah probably ten to fifteen bucks at red robin.

                picrel is what i was expecting him to make. not some half pound monster. especially since they show him smashing the burgers and the patties still come out huge.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >especially since they show him smashing the burgers and the patties still come out huge.
                He didn't smash them that thin, smashing is just to get a crust you can leave it somewhat thick and it will still puff up like they did in the movie
                You have to smash it paper thin if you want a real smashburger

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the point was that he made a simple hamburger and not some fancy art/commentary piece, not that it would be dirt cheap.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a professional that puts passion into his work. Just because a burger is a simple meal doesn't mean he shouldn't do his best.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                $9.95

                yeah probably ten to fifteen bucks at red robin.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Red Robin used to be decent but I had a burger there recently and it tasted bland as fuck
                It's like they didn't season the meat

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah agreed. two quarter pound patties and like four slices of cheese on a quality bun plus a side of fries, that shit would not run you 9.95
        you can't even get that at mcdonalds for 9.95 anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that
        >pretentious
        You gays are insufferable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halo 3, just a well made Halo 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A burger is nothing without its vegetable elements. Not even a fucking tomato slice, this is horrible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a burger bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imo, cheese should stay off burgers. it barely adds any flavor, same with lettuce. it should be burger slice, tomato slice, onion slice OPTIONAL light mayo or mustard. the tomato slice should be equal in thickness to the burger and the onion should be a quarter thick as the burger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too much tomato dude you're out of your fucking mind
          all you need is bun burger onion and seasoning

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She ordered a cheeseburger with American cheese aka the best kind of cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without tearing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >because it melts without tearing
            what

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tearing splitting

              tomato tomato

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              american cheese is literally designed to melt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                honestly i thought the the thing with american cheese was that it'd catch fire before it melts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                been watching chinese propaganda tiktoks again, anon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't change the fact that it isn't legally a cheese.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >legally
                according to who

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the cheese police, bitch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they can eat my dick cheese then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the FDA.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the FDA.
                so no one then?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. It's not cheese. it's processed garbage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry but american cheese tastes great, this is an objective fact.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1 week of lobbying is all it takes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >processed

                buzzword based exclusively off emotions and ignorance.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cheese itself is already processed garbage by definition. What the fuck do you think they do to cream in order to get cheese in the first place if not processing? Plus, the processing done in order to get American cheese is extremely minor - emulsification and natural dye (in the case of American slices), sodium citrate in the case of nacho cheese/velveeta. We invented these processes because, through a series of hilarious hijinks, the government created an enormous cheese surplus that we have never really recovered from. Cheap processed cheese doesn't take away from the wide range of other varieties, and it plays a role in and of itself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its cheese.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Eurobros... How will we make fun of American food now...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't change the fact it melts before the burger turns to rubber.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The legal definition of cheese hasn't caught up to the reality of how people use cheese

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You got had. It was chinese cheese in the webm. Them and their plastic rice grains.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tomatoes are awful and I'm tired of pretending they're not. Ketchup? Great. Tomato sauce? Great. Salsa? Fantastic. Canned tomatoes? Great ingredient. Raw ass fucking tomatoes?
        >more watery than a watermelon
        >add a cold, ice water sensation to anything they touch, worse than pickles
        >singlehandedly ruin 90% of the mexican dishes I don't like
        >takes the juicy, meaty exterior of a good burger and dips it in bath water
        if I never have a burger with a tomato on it ever again it will be too soon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          based
          ate out recently and had a steak that came with a tomato, decided to try it since i haven't tried one since i was a child and it was shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're missing out on real tomatoes, friend. buy some heirloom tomatoes or farmer's market tomatoes. Make a nice tomato sandwich with medium thickness slices, generous salt and pepper, and a slather of a decent mayonnaise (dukes or kewpie are ideal, but anything other than miracle whip will work).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Patties not smashed therefore too much meat to bun ratio, no lettuce to protect the buns, fries have no salt, burger is mushed before customer receives it
      It's like a mushy piece of shit, not a good burger or fries

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's not supposed to be it's a $9.95 cheap shitty burger

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >$10 for a burger is cheap
          $3 maybe, but $10? You're paying for quality at that price

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Burgerland recession really fucking you guys up, huh

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, you're paying to not be eating emulsified cow offal between two sugar buns. This is low bar to being calling fancy, you slop gobbling zoomers.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          is that like Australian currency, because $10 for burger is pretty shitty for a high end place that has its own island and shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >food analogy
      Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw this movie

    It was KINO as fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What movie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boku no Pico

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Menu go in without watching anything about it.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people say it's too pretentious
    >it's just a comedy
    >tfw only person in the theater that was laughing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was like 50/50 "Horror"/Comedy.
      Insane people didn't find it hilarious.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ocarina of Time (N64) back when it was new

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Any game you play on PC

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie isn't midwit, it's not even entry-level

    despite fiennes's decent performance, it was just fucking bad, and everyone saying otherwise makes me feel more and more like i must have watched a different movie or if this is what capeshit retards think is a worthwhile story

    god i hated it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok then what did you think the movie was about?
        any cop-out answer signifies your defeat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          regardless of what i post youll handwave it and call me a retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            inb4 victory is claimed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i refuse to post my opinions cause they're too powerful for you, stranger

            wow the exact cop-out answer i expected. come on man

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i refuse to play your games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You lead a sad existance who's only meaning you can derive from other people agreeing with your most basic dislike of banal activities. You're complaining about the lack of depth in a ball pit, and much like an adult in one, your existance is meaningless.
      I hope this stroked your ego enough you may never need to post again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct

      You lead a sad existance who's only meaning you can derive from other people agreeing with your most basic dislike of banal activities. You're complaining about the lack of depth in a ball pit, and much like an adult in one, your existance is meaningless.
      I hope this stroked your ego enough you may never need to post again.

      You're a pretentuous gay

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The menu was some of the most pretentious fag shit i've ever seen in my life
    the definition of a smart movie for retards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pretentious fag shit
      oh yeah, I see what you mean

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the only people that hated the menu are the ones that felt personally attacked by it. i.e. pretentious foodfags.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you think this movie is dumb you must be one of the types of people being criticized in it!

      man im sure the writers didn't expect THIS outcome. totally not planned.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a black and white thought process you have. The Menu was definitely written for retards like (you)

        Nah
        It's the people who don't like having their time wasted by boring derivative trash that relies on wit it doesn't have to preach obvious basic bitch ideas about art
        The Menu is the epitome of vapid arthoe culture and the braindead zoomer existence. You know your audience is retarded when all the praise comes from people who think your film is about the fine dining scene.
        It's also boring terribly written/directed. Just because they attempt a takedown on critique doesn't excuse making a copypasted soulless piece of art.

        >bunch of triggered foodfags reply
        you literally have no self awareness.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The movie's not about food, you completely retarded fag. You are the person this movie makes fun of and your flatline zoomer brain is too fucked to realize it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >n-n-no! its y-y-you!
            holy cope

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Meme yourself harder into believing your thoughts aren't those of a retard
              It's a dumb, safe movie made for dumb, safe people who are so basic they couldn't conceive of the supremely basic messages of this budget-NYU graduate cheap A24 ripoff on their own. It's a movie for retards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a black and white thought process you have. The Menu was definitely written for retards like (you)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah
      It's the people who don't like having their time wasted by boring derivative trash that relies on wit it doesn't have to preach obvious basic bitch ideas about art
      The Menu is the epitome of vapid arthoe culture and the braindead zoomer existence. You know your audience is retarded when all the praise comes from people who think your film is about the fine dining scene.
      It's also boring terribly written/directed. Just because they attempt a takedown on critique doesn't excuse making a copypasted soulless piece of art.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM a wizard

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie about a cult
    >attracts a cult

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A cult of sub midwit fags

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why everyone is so up in flames about the movie, it's weird to be this emotional about something.

    >Foodie dude rushing to look through the window instead of running away
    >Egg dish
    >"You're dying anyway"
    I just thought it was fun.
    It was funny.
    Plus the dude from The Pest in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of running away

      he knew everyone was going to die. he wanted to die too because his gf left him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he didn't you retard.
        He wanted to die anyway cause he's some weirdo fag and his gf probably found out and fucked off. He's literally nonstop jerking off the entire movie while everyone's dying.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He wanted to die anyway cause he's some weirdo fag and his gf probably found out and fucked off. He's literally nonstop jerking off the entire movie while everyone's dying.
          yeah he was 100% a follower of the chef cult but too incompetent to actually join it. Manson family wannabe met Manson and was ready to die for it

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's only a matter of time until they make an A24 movie about Ganker

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hit credits

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look, the message is obviously basic bitch shit, but I still enjoyed watching the movie itself and Fienne's performance. If you truly valued your time you wouldn't be shitposting on Ganker.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit remimded me of Lady in the Water with how smart it thought it was while being extremely mediocre and average
    I bet it desperately wanted to be eother loved or hated by people, but it wound up being totally down the middle, loved discord bots and soccer moms and ignored by everyone else

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Tyler was one of those guys who liked to say "ludonarrative dissonance"

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a distasteful ironic twist, the bulk of the conversation lies within the message hidden behind the art, the subtext, the meaning of it's existance.
    And yet, no one is pausing to think about the movie's content itself, the physical reality of the movie, the meat.

    Almost......
    Like a dish who no one stops to savour........

    Wow.......................

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So video games have Signalis, movies have The Menu

    What mediocre pretentious garbage is beloved by arthoe midwits these days in Anime and lit?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lemme guess, this is some pretentious fart huffer social commentary movie disguised as a comedy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just looked it up and im surprised it's not n A24 movie based on this thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wishes it was an A24 movie lol
        It steals its entire aesthetic, tone, structure, direction and score from Air Aster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the whole movie is shitting on pretense. i wouldnt really call it a comedy, but there are a couple moments that made me exhale sharply through my nose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        them giving the critic lady giant bowls of cracked emulsion was pretty funny. the birthday cake too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lemme guess, this is some pretentious fart huffer social commentary movie disguised as a comedy

        I thought it was hilarious. As an artist who never bought in to the masturbatory culture that surrounds art, it hit very close to home for me. It's very much shitting on pretentiousness.

        My art friends scratched their chins and sniffed their farts about it. My service worker friends thought it was hilarious. Take it for what you will.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you jump in Super Mario World? You didn't beat it

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe he didn't give her any ketchup for her burger and fries

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't put ketchup on good burgers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You put ketchup on every burger that's why they invented it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you put steak sauce on every steak thats why it was invented
          inb4 kneejerk "Yes." reply because its a hypothetical question

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >steak sauce
            When there's perfectly good ketchup? Are you mad!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I genuinely can't remember the last time I put ketchup on anything
          I hate it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I put ketchup on your moms toes while I was sucking them.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen so many npcs crammed into a non-Signalis thread

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shitters complain about pretentiousness while being pretentious themselves
    These bots lack zero self awareness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being pretentious is fine if you're interesting and fun about it. The Menu is gay and boring. basically a Rian Johnson movie. It's the bad kind of pretentious, though you're too dumb to understand any of this.
      It's a dumb average movie that thinks it's clever and sleek and desperately tries to prove how clever and sleek it is throughout its entire runtime. Bots who love being told whether or not something is good instead generating their own opinion love it for that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the bad kind of pretentious, though you're too dumb to understand any of this
        I'm sorry I'm not here to deal with this pretentious retards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretentious just means "it's not deep enough for me" which in itself is pretentious as fuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it really doesn't.
        Zoomers are fucking retarded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, you're not pretentious, right? Post your top 5 films. A nonpretentious person will do it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having top 5 favorite anything is fucking retarded
            Go update your discord bio with your top 5 favorite influencers under your pronouns, bot. Also describe yourself as esoteric in your internal monologue a few more times

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh damn you are joyless. did middle school ruin your ability to open up to people at all?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy npc
                You're chatting with anonymous people on Ganker. You are an embarassment to yourself. Go rewatch Rian Johnson's filmography and jerk off to Anna Arthoe Joy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >demands an organized metric ranking of art
                >accusses anyone else of joylessness
                Ladies and gentlemen: Zoomers!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alright buddy, recommend 5 random movies for your Ganker friends. Surely someone who is not pretentious will want to spread the joy of film?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1. Death Race (1975)
                2. Death Race (2008)
                3. Death Race 2
                4. Death Race 3: Inferno
                5. Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tbh it is kinda hard for you brainraped zoomers to find great movies since Google redirects you to capeshit and trash like the menu when you try to find stuff to watch
                RRR is the only true masterpiece of 2022

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i can't imagine what it's like to be such a coward you're afraid of anonymously telling strangers on the internet what your top 5 movies are holy shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Having 5 favorite pieces of art from a specific medium to list off the top of your head is the most joyless pathetic thing I can imagine. Go masturbate to feet and anime children after updating your discord profile with a new anime girl

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >remembering anything you've consumed is the most joyless pathetic thing I can imagine

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cope by imagining that's what I meant, you soulless gay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Cope by imagining that's what I meant
                What the fuck did you mean if you think remembering 5 pieces of art enough to consider it your favorite is pathetic? You're literally saying it's pathetic to not just consume and forget.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Literally, I'm not saying that. You're just extremely stupid. Try thinking it out without Google searching a "Top 10 reasons why I have shit taste" article

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                11 TIMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                11 TIMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT

                No wonder you bots loved the movie; you genuinely didn't understand it

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and you want to know something? you never will.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Thank you for enjoying Skyrim chef. You'll surely be delighted by my next project, Starfield."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The most tragic character of all. He didn't deserve it like that bros

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There were no characters. There were a bunch of PowerPoint slides

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seriously saying that if you only had one day off and you spent it watching Norbit you wouldn't want Eddie Murphy dead?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I get what you're saying, but Norbit is based. It's one of my favorite bad movies from my childhood

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how does it feel to be an aging, failing actor that plays an aging, failing actor? Gotta be embarrassing, right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like John Leguizamo thought he was channelling Johnny Depp at first before finally realizing he's playing himself

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the movie but anyone who uses the word pretentious as a criticism is not worthy of respect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are a number of movies that would change your mind unless you're a raving gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are better, more accurate words to use than one that has been raped to death and treated like the ultimate "gotcha".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean if you're talking about the gays who swoop in an say "looks pretentious didn't watch" yeah. But that isn't about the word, that's about them being shit-breathed retards like always.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go Dex first run
    >Actually have to dodge enemies
    >Probably one of the greatest gaming experiences in my life
    >Make Strength & Poise my 2nd run
    >Game becomes a piss-easy joke
    >People "beat" the game that way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is an OFF TOPIC THREAD
      stop talking about videogames please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat Wednesday on my PS5

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything's always the same, meaningless one upmanship. Watch the Woman in the Dunes. Old ass film from 1964. I kind of liked it, and you will look a little cool if you wanna impress your buddies! Don't mention Kurosawa because he's too mainstream though!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, because nihilism is sophistication
      Hopefully we get to find out what is behind the silver door in The Menu 2's prequel, which will kick off the menu cinematic universe! There'll even be a crossover with Danial Craig from Knives Out and main character white woman lead characters from The Hunt and Ready or Not!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Step back and read what you just wrote.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          simply reading it would be ineffective. he'd have to read it out loud to another person to have any understanding of how incomprehensible what he said was.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          exclamation marks have been the designated punctuation mark for sarcasm for the past ten years, where have you been?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no you need to use /s at the end of your post or people literally can't tell if you're being sarcastic. this is the internet we created.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I love how you made so many assumptions from

              Step back and read what you just wrote.

              Lovely

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt beat stalker anomaly because it ran badly and I sucked at the game... would get killed by random mutants constantly...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stalker runs on an engine that's like 15 years old. What kind of rig are you running? Post specs now.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, I don't have a top 5 film list too
    I'm not a movie buff though, I don't watch much
    For example I saw Star Wars 4 and 5, but didn't bother with the other parts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      4 and 5 are the only ones worth watching

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Dark Knight
    >Blade Runner 2049
    >DodgeBall
    >that one Tarantino movie where the old guy confronts the gangbangers in his neighborhood
    >GI Joe The Animated Movie

    Not necessarily my top 5, but the 5 movies I most vividly remember enjoying watching

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Blade Runner 2049
      dumb fanservice slop with an incel shortfilm sandwiched in it that gets memed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that one Tarantino movie where the old guy confronts the gangbangers in his neighborhood
      what movie could you possibly be talking about

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think he meant grantorino

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure he mixed up "Gran Torino" and "Tarantino" LMAO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that one Tarantino movie where the old guy confronts the gangbangers in his neighborhood
      oh man I loved el camino

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >more glass onion shlock
    yawn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck is a glass onion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's something that looks like it has many layers but you can plainly see what's inside

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony exclusive comes out
    >[Game] Full Movie: All Cutscenes

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tries to make a smash burger
      >fails to do so
      lmfao

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm such a big fan of X, can't wait for the remake so I can finally play it!

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I saw everything you did. Whether I beat it or not means nothing to me.

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