eh no it really was way over the top. im sure at some point someone looked at the script and said 'nope too subtle, gotta make sure even a child knows exactly who were shitting on in this movie'
>ur a bad person if you're a cooking/restaurant enthusiast >ur a bad person if you're a chef >ur a bad person if you're a critic >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants >ur a bad person if you aspire to be like your idol >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants without appreciating the food >ur a good person if you're a cynical hooker who scoffs at fine dining
im sorry but the dialogue is super ham-handed, head chef guy, asian waitress and the hooker do nothing but clap-back at a room full of pompous caricatures of people everyone hates.
1 year ago
Anonymous
What a pretentious post.
1 year ago
Anonymous
nothing i said was incorrect. you just like the movie because the redditor boyfriend kills himself
1 year ago
Anonymous
the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art.
i still really enjoyed it though because suspension of disbelief is literally part of watching a movie.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>ham-handed
Where did this come from? Why are people being homosexuals now?
1 year ago
Anonymous
you've never heard the term 'ham handed/ham fisted'?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why did you say -handed when it's -fisted?
1 year ago
Anonymous
ham handed is a real thing too, fisted is just more common.
1 year ago
Anonymous
No it isn't. Stop being a homosexual, homosexual.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Na, you're just being a gaygent. gaygent.
1 year ago
Anonymous
ham handed is a real thing too, fisted is just more common.
ill be honest the first time i heard the phrase was in a zero punctuation video a decade ago so ham-handed may be the UK way of saying it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
nta but this was a really level headed statement, so kys
>chef cracks because the people who consume his art are never truly sated, always want more >the guests crack because theyve convinced themselves their value is correlated with the value of the art they consume >someone who doesnt want to die, and doesnt care about the art, *but* can also relate to being worn away by a career offering oneself up consumption, asks for a cheeseburger to go and leaves >poster on Ganker missed the point by a country mile
anon its impossible to miss the point of the movie because the two main characters spell it out for the audience multiple times. its a very lame message, everyone who creates shit has their work taken for granted, vain people are always going to be vain and hookers should get real jobs.
how the frick did you misunderstand the movie so badly? The chef believed if you produce nothing of value for anyone you deserve to die. The prostitute challenged the chef by saying he's just as bad as the others because all night he was deliberately avoiding giving people something they'd value just to frick with them.
the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art.
i still really enjoyed it though because suspension of disbelief is literally part of watching a movie.
>the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art
I simply assumed that at that point he was a cult leader for them. The isolation of the island and the amount of control the chef had over their lives was identical to a full blown cult compound.
>who were shitting on
The movie wasn't about shitting on people, it was about shitting on the provider-customer dynamic. The characters were over the top for comedic effect.
The Menu. These movies are a dime a dozen in the horror genre. The ones where a group of people are locked in a room and a crazy person kills them off while explaining his motivations directly to the camera/audience.
>ur a bad person if you're a cooking/restaurant enthusiast >ur a bad person if you're a chef >ur a bad person if you're a critic >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants >ur a bad person if you aspire to be like your idol >ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants without appreciating the food >ur a good person if you're a cynical hooker who scoffs at fine dining
everyone except the main character was 'I AM SILLY'
Are you 12? You don't seem to know what social commentary is. Did you just hear someone say it on Ganker once?
Unironically a sandbox like Gary's Mod.
Because the burger is the perfect meal. >protein from beef >fat from cheese >carbs from bread >infinitely customisable >swap out the sides >add your own condiments >simple and easy to make >can get silly with it
>literal genre-defining original creations
I take it some homies here didn't watch the movie.
Unironically a sandbox like Gary's Mod.
Because the burger is the perfect meal. >protein from beef >fat from cheese >carbs from bread >infinitely customisable >swap out the sides >add your own condiments >simple and easy to make >can get silly with it
The burger looks good even though I'm a fan of more toppings and just a single patty, BUT- WHO THE FRICK LIKES FRICKING CRINKLE ASS FRENCH FRIES???
Literally the worst type of fry and that's coming from someone who had them TODAY at Culver's
FRICK CRINKLES, GIVE ME CURLS
The burger looks good even though I'm a fan of more toppings and just a single patty, BUT- WHO THE FRICK LIKES FRICKING CRINKLE ASS FRENCH FRIES???
Literally the worst type of fry and that's coming from someone who had them TODAY at Culver's
FRICK CRINKLES, GIVE ME CURLS
>the bit was that he was going to make a cheap but soulful no-frills homemade-style burger >still overdoes it and makes a pretentious burger that would cost $15 in a restaurant
i appreciated that the fries were clearly frozen crinkles, but the burger literally looked too good.
you arent answering the question. if you bought that burger in a restaurant, how much would it cost?
1 year ago
Anonymous
$9.95
1 year ago
Anonymous
so not a cheap burger.
1 year ago
Anonymous
a double quarter pounder at mcdonalds is $7. $3 more than what mcdonald's charges is what you'd expect from a cheap restaurant, at least $10 more than what mcdonald's charges is what an expensive burger would be.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Bro, it was basically a Five Guys Burger, which is both not super fast food cheap but still fits the made with love/ soulful meal description. It will also be the best burger you can buy. I think that fit with what was happening in the movie.
1 year ago
Anonymous
so not a cheap burger.
[...]
yeah probably ten to fifteen bucks at red robin.
picrel is what i was expecting him to make. not some half pound monster. especially since they show him smashing the burgers and the patties still come out huge.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>especially since they show him smashing the burgers and the patties still come out huge.
He didn't smash them that thin, smashing is just to get a crust you can leave it somewhat thick and it will still puff up like they did in the movie
You have to smash it paper thin if you want a real smashburger
1 year ago
Anonymous
the point was that he made a simple hamburger and not some fancy art/commentary piece, not that it would be dirt cheap.
1 year ago
Anonymous
He's a professional that puts passion into his work. Just because a burger is a simple meal doesn't mean he shouldn't do his best.
1 year ago
Anonymous
$9.95
yeah probably ten to fifteen bucks at red robin.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Red Robin used to be decent but I had a burger there recently and it tasted bland as frick
It's like they didn't season the meat
yeah agreed. two quarter pound patties and like four slices of cheese on a quality bun plus a side of fries, that shit would not run you 9.95
you can't even get that at mcdonalds for 9.95 anymore
imo, cheese should stay off burgers. it barely adds any flavor, same with lettuce. it should be burger slice, tomato slice, onion slice OPTIONAL light mayo or mustard. the tomato slice should be equal in thickness to the burger and the onion should be a quarter thick as the burger.
honestly i thought the the thing with american cheese was that it'd catch fire before it melts
1 year ago
Anonymous
been watching chinese propaganda tiktoks again, anon?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Doesn't change the fact that it isn't legally a cheese.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>legally
according to who
1 year ago
Anonymous
the cheese police, b***h.
1 year ago
Anonymous
they can eat my dick cheese then
1 year ago
Anonymous
the FDA.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>the FDA.
so no one then?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cope. It's not cheese. it's processed garbage.
1 year ago
Anonymous
sorry but american cheese tastes great, this is an objective fact.
1 year ago
Anonymous
1 week of lobbying is all it takes
1 year ago
Anonymous
>processed
buzzword based exclusively off emotions and ignorance.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cheese itself is already processed garbage by definition. What the frick do you think they do to cream in order to get cheese in the first place if not processing? Plus, the processing done in order to get American cheese is extremely minor - emulsification and natural dye (in the case of American slices), sodium citrate in the case of nacho cheese/velveeta. We invented these processes because, through a series of hilarious hijinks, the government created an enormous cheese surplus that we have never really recovered from. Cheap processed cheese doesn't take away from the wide range of other varieties, and it plays a role in and of itself.
1 year ago
Anonymous
its cheese.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Eurobros... How will we make fun of American food now...
1 year ago
Anonymous
Doesn't change the fact it melts before the burger turns to rubber.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The legal definition of cheese hasn't caught up to the reality of how people use cheese
1 year ago
Anonymous
You got had. It was chinese cheese in the webm. Them and their plastic rice grains.
Tomatoes are awful and I'm tired of pretending they're not. Ketchup? Great. Tomato sauce? Great. Salsa? Fantastic. Canned tomatoes? Great ingredient. Raw ass fricking tomatoes? >more watery than a watermelon >add a cold, ice water sensation to anything they touch, worse than pickles >singlehandedly ruin 90% of the mexican dishes I don't like >takes the juicy, meaty exterior of a good burger and dips it in bath water
if I never have a burger with a tomato on it ever again it will be too soon
You're missing out on real tomatoes, friend. buy some heirloom tomatoes or farmer's market tomatoes. Make a nice tomato sandwich with medium thickness slices, generous salt and pepper, and a slather of a decent mayonnaise (dukes or kewpie are ideal, but anything other than miracle whip will work).
>Patties not smashed therefore too much meat to bun ratio, no lettuce to protect the buns, fries have no salt, burger is mushed before customer receives it
It's like a mushy piece of shit, not a good burger or fries
this movie isn't midwit, it's not even entry-level
despite fiennes's decent performance, it was just fricking bad, and everyone saying otherwise makes me feel more and more like i must have watched a different movie or if this is what capeshit morons think is a worthwhile story
You lead a sad existance who's only meaning you can derive from other people agreeing with your most basic dislike of banal activities. You're complaining about the lack of depth in a ball pit, and much like an adult in one, your existance is meaningless.
I hope this stroked your ego enough you may never need to post again.
You lead a sad existance who's only meaning you can derive from other people agreeing with your most basic dislike of banal activities. You're complaining about the lack of depth in a ball pit, and much like an adult in one, your existance is meaningless.
I hope this stroked your ego enough you may never need to post again.
What a black and white thought process you have. The Menu was definitely written for morons like (you)
Nah
It's the people who don't like having their time wasted by boring derivative trash that relies on wit it doesn't have to preach obvious basic b***h ideas about art
The Menu is the epitome of vapid arthoe culture and the braindead zoomer existence. You know your audience is moronic when all the praise comes from people who think your film is about the fine dining scene.
It's also boring terribly written/directed. Just because they attempt a takedown on critique doesn't excuse making a copypasted soulless piece of art.
>bunch of triggered foodgays reply
you literally have no self awareness.
The movie's not about food, you completely moronic gay. You are the person this movie makes fun of and your flatline zoomer brain is too fricked to realize it.
Meme yourself harder into believing your thoughts aren't those of a moron
It's a dumb, safe movie made for dumb, safe people who are so basic they couldn't conceive of the supremely basic messages of this budget-NYU graduate cheap A24 ripoff on their own. It's a movie for morons.
Nah
It's the people who don't like having their time wasted by boring derivative trash that relies on wit it doesn't have to preach obvious basic b***h ideas about art
The Menu is the epitome of vapid arthoe culture and the braindead zoomer existence. You know your audience is moronic when all the praise comes from people who think your film is about the fine dining scene.
It's also boring terribly written/directed. Just because they attempt a takedown on critique doesn't excuse making a copypasted soulless piece of art.
I have no idea why everyone is so up in flames about the movie, it's weird to be this emotional about something.
>Foodie dude rushing to look through the window instead of running away >Egg dish >"You're dying anyway"
I just thought it was fun.
It was funny.
Plus the dude from The Pest in it.
No he didn't you moron.
He wanted to die anyway cause he's some weirdo gay and his gf probably found out and fricked off. He's literally nonstop jerking off the entire movie while everyone's dying.
>He wanted to die anyway cause he's some weirdo gay and his gf probably found out and fricked off. He's literally nonstop jerking off the entire movie while everyone's dying.
yeah he was 100% a follower of the chef cult but too incompetent to actually join it. Manson family wannabe met Manson and was ready to die for it
Look, the message is obviously basic b***h shit, but I still enjoyed watching the movie itself and Fienne's performance. If you truly valued your time you wouldn't be shitposting on Ganker.
This shit remimded me of Lady in the Water with how smart it thought it was while being extremely mediocre and average
I bet it desperately wanted to be eother loved or hated by people, but it wound up being totally down the middle, loved discord bots and soccer moms and ignored by everyone else
In a distasteful ironic twist, the bulk of the conversation lies within the message hidden behind the art, the subtext, the meaning of it's existance.
And yet, no one is pausing to think about the movie's content itself, the physical reality of the movie, the meat.
Almost......
Like a dish who no one stops to savour........
>You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
the whole movie is shitting on pretense. i wouldnt really call it a comedy, but there are a couple moments that made me exhale sharply through my nose.
lemme guess, this is some pretentious fart huffer social commentary movie disguised as a comedy
I thought it was hilarious. As an artist who never bought in to the masturbatory culture that surrounds art, it hit very close to home for me. It's very much shitting on pretentiousness.
My art friends scratched their chins and sniffed their farts about it. My service worker friends thought it was hilarious. Take it for what you will.
Being pretentious is fine if you're interesting and fun about it. The Menu is gay and boring. basically a Rian Johnson movie. It's the bad kind of pretentious, though you're too dumb to understand any of this.
It's a dumb average movie that thinks it's clever and sleek and desperately tries to prove how clever and sleek it is throughout its entire runtime. Bots who love being told whether or not something is good instead generating their own opinion love it for that
Having top 5 favorite anything is fricking moronic
Go update your discord bio with your top 5 favorite influencers under your pronouns, bot. Also describe yourself as esoteric in your internal monologue a few more times
oh damn you are joyless. did middle school ruin your ability to open up to people at all?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Holy npc
You're chatting with anonymous people on Ganker. You are an embarassment to yourself. Go rewatch Rian Johnson's filmography and jerk off to Anna Arthoe Joy
1 year ago
Anonymous
>demands an organized metric ranking of art >accusses anyone else of joylessness
Ladies and gentlemen: Zoomers!
Alright buddy, recommend 5 random movies for your Ganker friends. Surely someone who is not pretentious will want to spread the joy of film?
1 year ago
Anonymous
1. Death Race (1975)
2. Death Race (2008)
3. Death Race 2
4. Death Race 3: Inferno
5. Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy
1 year ago
Anonymous
Tbh it is kinda hard for you brainraped zoomers to find great movies since Google redirects you to capeshit and trash like the menu when you try to find stuff to watch
RRR is the only true masterpiece of 2022
i can't imagine what it's like to be such a coward you're afraid of anonymously telling strangers on the internet what your top 5 movies are holy shit
1 year ago
Anonymous
Having 5 favorite pieces of art from a specific medium to list off the top of your head is the most joyless pathetic thing I can imagine. Go jerk off to feet and anime children after updating your discord profile with a new anime girl
1 year ago
Anonymous
>remembering anything you've consumed is the most joyless pathetic thing I can imagine
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cope by imagining that's what I meant, you soulless homosexual
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Cope by imagining that's what I meant
What the frick did you mean if you think remembering 5 pieces of art enough to consider it your favorite is pathetic? You're literally saying it's pathetic to not just consume and forget.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Literally, I'm not saying that. You're just extremely stupid. Try thinking it out without Google searching a "Top 10 reasons why I have shit taste" article
1 year ago
Anonymous
11 TIMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT
1 year ago
Anonymous
11 TIMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT
No wonder you bots loved the movie; you genuinely didn't understand it
I mean if you're talking about the homosexuals who swoop in an say "looks pretentious didn't watch" yeah. But that isn't about the word, that's about them being shit-breathed morons like always.
>Go Dex first run >Actually have to dodge enemies >Probably one of the greatest gaming experiences in my life >Make Strength & Poise my 2nd run >Game becomes a piss-easy joke >People "beat" the game that way
Everything's always the same, meaningless one upmanship. Watch the Woman in the Dunes. Old ass film from 1964. I kind of liked it, and you will look a little cool if you wanna impress your buddies! Don't mention Kurosawa because he's too mainstream though!
Ah yes, because nihilism is sophistication
Hopefully we get to find out what is behind the silver door in The Menu 2's prequel, which will kick off the menu cinematic universe! There'll even be a crossover with Danial Craig from Knives Out and main character white woman lead characters from The Hunt and Ready or Not!
simply reading it would be ineffective. he'd have to read it out loud to another person to have any understanding of how incomprehensible what he said was.
To be fair, I don't have a top 5 film list too
I'm not a movie buff though, I don't watch much
For example I saw Star Wars 4 and 5, but didn't bother with the other parts
>The Dark Knight >Blade Runner 2049 >DodgeBall >that one Tarantino movie where the old guy confronts the gangbangers in his neighborhood >GI Joe The Animated Movie
Not necessarily my top 5, but the 5 movies I most vividly remember enjoying watching
I watched a stream of the game from start to finish. I beat it.
Do you also watch your gf/wife get fricked too?
Frick yeah I do
So it was a Sony exclusive?
clearly not exclusive if it's on youtube, dumpass
there is literally no difference between watching a playthrough and playing the game, only boomers think otherwise.
Shut the frick up millennial
He speaks the truth.
Why would I waste my time trying 10 times to beat a boss when I can watch someone do it in 30 seconds?
Well using your logic I imagine you've watched porn before so I guess that makes a genuine dicksucker.
True, I also love Sony games
true for jrpgs and vns
>I watched the tetris championship
>I am a tetris champion
>I watched John Wick
>I am Keanu
God I hate that image
Gtfo you reddit-dwelling 2007 faux-poster
that gif is like 15 years old
what does she look like now?
Literally me.
i watched that one guy who makes challenge runs beat Calisto protocol multiple times and I have no intention to play the game.
Thank you Hades.
holy shit, literally me
The social commentary was sometimes too on the nose but I liked this movie.
>too on the nose
eh no it really was way over the top. im sure at some point someone looked at the script and said 'nope too subtle, gotta make sure even a child knows exactly who were shitting on in this movie'
There is no commentary.
>ur a bad person if you're a cooking/restaurant enthusiast
>ur a bad person if you're a chef
>ur a bad person if you're a critic
>ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants
>ur a bad person if you aspire to be like your idol
>ur a bad person if you go to fancy restaurants without appreciating the food
>ur a good person if you're a cynical hooker who scoffs at fine dining
everyone except the main character was 'I AM SILLY'
Is this the first movie you ever see?
Like, unironically asking.
You talk like someone who's only connection to media has been MS Paint comics and greentext stories.
im sorry but the dialogue is super ham-handed, head chef guy, asian waitress and the hooker do nothing but clap-back at a room full of pompous caricatures of people everyone hates.
What a pretentious post.
nothing i said was incorrect. you just like the movie because the redditor boyfriend kills himself
the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art.
i still really enjoyed it though because suspension of disbelief is literally part of watching a movie.
>ham-handed
Where did this come from? Why are people being homosexuals now?
you've never heard the term 'ham handed/ham fisted'?
Why did you say -handed when it's -fisted?
ham handed is a real thing too, fisted is just more common.
No it isn't. Stop being a homosexual, homosexual.
Na, you're just being a gaygent. gaygent.
ill be honest the first time i heard the phrase was in a zero punctuation video a decade ago so ham-handed may be the UK way of saying it.
nta but this was a really level headed statement, so kys
>fine dining
>not serving bread
based moron
the movie was 'I AM SILLY'.
the protagonist was included just to make the movie more palatable to audiences.
is this an A24 movie? it sounds like the kind of moronic shit they'd make
>chef cracks because the people who consume his art are never truly sated, always want more
>the guests crack because theyve convinced themselves their value is correlated with the value of the art they consume
>someone who doesnt want to die, and doesnt care about the art, *but* can also relate to being worn away by a career offering oneself up consumption, asks for a cheeseburger to go and leaves
>poster on Ganker missed the point by a country mile
anon its impossible to miss the point of the movie because the two main characters spell it out for the audience multiple times. its a very lame message, everyone who creates shit has their work taken for granted, vain people are always going to be vain and hookers should get real jobs.
how the frick did you misunderstand the movie so badly? The chef believed if you produce nothing of value for anyone you deserve to die. The prostitute challenged the chef by saying he's just as bad as the others because all night he was deliberately avoiding giving people something they'd value just to frick with them.
>the most ridiculous part of the movie is that everybody working for the chef was down to kill themselves for preservation of art
I simply assumed that at that point he was a cult leader for them. The isolation of the island and the amount of control the chef had over their lives was identical to a full blown cult compound.
>no you see, the movie was actually about the chef being wrong!
if this was actually the message, they would not have made all the other characters so unsufferable.
>no you see, i can't understand messages on chinese forums either
lmao
>who were shitting on
The movie wasn't about shitting on people, it was about shitting on the provider-customer dynamic. The characters were over the top for comedic effect.
watch more films
Jesus that movie was terrible.
>social commentary
What?
The Menu. These movies are a dime a dozen in the horror genre. The ones where a group of people are locked in a room and a crazy person kills them off while explaining his motivations directly to the camera/audience.
Are you 12? You don't seem to know what social commentary is. Did you just hear someone say it on Ganker once?
>t. am on a high horse but also bottom 3 percentile IQ
watched this and bullet train and few days ago, back to back kino
>hiroyuki is in bullet train
do something about the troony mods instead of chasing your dream of being a hollywood pedo, hiro.
>Ganker's bullshit
I beat your mom (in bed (with my fists))
>your
personally idgaf but you type like somebody who GAFs so idc
i lost my flashlight in ur moms butt whole can u tell her to text me
What's the vidya equivalent?
Boomer shooters, must-save-the-world JRPG, arcades racing game, solo RTS, slice of life/farming, arena deathmatch FPS
2D action platformer
doom
>literal genre-defining original creations
I take it some homies here didn't watch the movie.
>movie
no Ganker, we didn't watch your biopic, my 600 pound life
Mario
Tetris
everyone else is a dinosaur. The answer today would be CoD
Pong
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition
Unironically a sandbox like Gary's Mod.
Because the burger is the perfect meal.
>protein from beef
>fat from cheese
>carbs from bread
>infinitely customisable
>swap out the sides
>add your own condiments
>simple and easy to make
>can get silly with it
The burger looks good even though I'm a fan of more toppings and just a single patty, BUT- WHO THE FRICK LIKES FRICKING CRINKLE ASS FRENCH FRIES???
Literally the worst type of fry and that's coming from someone who had them TODAY at Culver's
FRICK CRINKLES, GIVE ME CURLS
if they were crispy maybe they'd be alright but i think literally every time i've had them they've been shit
all curly fries taste the same. they're all made in the same factory. you always have undercooked curls and crispy lil potato claws
I don't care, they are the top tier french fry
Closely followed by Rally's
Pretty much as long as the fry is orange (seasoned salt) it will be good
>the bit was that he was going to make a cheap but soulful no-frills homemade-style burger
>still overdoes it and makes a pretentious burger that would cost $15 in a restaurant
i appreciated that the fries were clearly frozen crinkles, but the burger literally looked too good.
>still overdoes it
what, by putting salt on the fricking burger?
he literally said it was going to be a cheap shit burger. does that look cheap and shit to you?
bruh it was literally just a cheeseburger. putting salt on it was the fanciest thing he did and thats like entry-level burger tech
you arent answering the question. if you bought that burger in a restaurant, how much would it cost?
$9.95
so not a cheap burger.
a double quarter pounder at mcdonalds is $7. $3 more than what mcdonald's charges is what you'd expect from a cheap restaurant, at least $10 more than what mcdonald's charges is what an expensive burger would be.
Bro, it was basically a Five Guys Burger, which is both not super fast food cheap but still fits the made with love/ soulful meal description. It will also be the best burger you can buy. I think that fit with what was happening in the movie.
picrel is what i was expecting him to make. not some half pound monster. especially since they show him smashing the burgers and the patties still come out huge.
>especially since they show him smashing the burgers and the patties still come out huge.
He didn't smash them that thin, smashing is just to get a crust you can leave it somewhat thick and it will still puff up like they did in the movie
You have to smash it paper thin if you want a real smashburger
the point was that he made a simple hamburger and not some fancy art/commentary piece, not that it would be dirt cheap.
He's a professional that puts passion into his work. Just because a burger is a simple meal doesn't mean he shouldn't do his best.
yeah probably ten to fifteen bucks at red robin.
Red Robin used to be decent but I had a burger there recently and it tasted bland as frick
It's like they didn't season the meat
yeah agreed. two quarter pound patties and like four slices of cheese on a quality bun plus a side of fries, that shit would not run you 9.95
you can't even get that at mcdonalds for 9.95 anymore
>that
>pretentious
You homosexuals are insufferable.
Halo 3, just a well made Halo 3.
A burger is nothing without its vegetable elements. Not even a fricking tomato slice, this is horrible.
It's just a burger homie
imo, cheese should stay off burgers. it barely adds any flavor, same with lettuce. it should be burger slice, tomato slice, onion slice OPTIONAL light mayo or mustard. the tomato slice should be equal in thickness to the burger and the onion should be a quarter thick as the burger.
too much tomato dude you're out of your fricking mind
all you need is bun burger onion and seasoning
She ordered a cheeseburger with American cheese aka the best kind of cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without tearing
>because it melts without tearing
what
Tearing splitting
tomato tomato
american cheese is literally designed to melt.
honestly i thought the the thing with american cheese was that it'd catch fire before it melts
been watching chinese propaganda tiktoks again, anon?
Doesn't change the fact that it isn't legally a cheese.
>legally
according to who
the cheese police, b***h.
they can eat my dick cheese then
the FDA.
>the FDA.
so no one then?
Cope. It's not cheese. it's processed garbage.
sorry but american cheese tastes great, this is an objective fact.
1 week of lobbying is all it takes
>processed
buzzword based exclusively off emotions and ignorance.
Cheese itself is already processed garbage by definition. What the frick do you think they do to cream in order to get cheese in the first place if not processing? Plus, the processing done in order to get American cheese is extremely minor - emulsification and natural dye (in the case of American slices), sodium citrate in the case of nacho cheese/velveeta. We invented these processes because, through a series of hilarious hijinks, the government created an enormous cheese surplus that we have never really recovered from. Cheap processed cheese doesn't take away from the wide range of other varieties, and it plays a role in and of itself.
its cheese.
Eurobros... How will we make fun of American food now...
Doesn't change the fact it melts before the burger turns to rubber.
The legal definition of cheese hasn't caught up to the reality of how people use cheese
You got had. It was chinese cheese in the webm. Them and their plastic rice grains.
Tomatoes are awful and I'm tired of pretending they're not. Ketchup? Great. Tomato sauce? Great. Salsa? Fantastic. Canned tomatoes? Great ingredient. Raw ass fricking tomatoes?
>more watery than a watermelon
>add a cold, ice water sensation to anything they touch, worse than pickles
>singlehandedly ruin 90% of the mexican dishes I don't like
>takes the juicy, meaty exterior of a good burger and dips it in bath water
if I never have a burger with a tomato on it ever again it will be too soon
based
ate out recently and had a steak that came with a tomato, decided to try it since i haven't tried one since i was a child and it was shit
You're missing out on real tomatoes, friend. buy some heirloom tomatoes or farmer's market tomatoes. Make a nice tomato sandwich with medium thickness slices, generous salt and pepper, and a slather of a decent mayonnaise (dukes or kewpie are ideal, but anything other than miracle whip will work).
>Patties not smashed therefore too much meat to bun ratio, no lettuce to protect the buns, fries have no salt, burger is mushed before customer receives it
It's like a mushy piece of shit, not a good burger or fries
it's not supposed to be it's a $9.95 cheap shitty burger
>$10 for a burger is cheap
$3 maybe, but $10? You're paying for quality at that price
Burgerland recession really fricking you guys up, huh
No, you're paying to not be eating emulsified cow offal between two sugar buns. This is low bar to being calling fancy, you slop gobbling zoomers.
is that like Australian currency, because $10 for burger is pretty shitty for a high end place that has its own island and shit
>food analogy
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Just saw this movie
It was KINO as frick
What movie?
Boku no Pico
The Menu go in without watching anything about it.
>people say it's too pretentious
>it's just a comedy
>tfw only person in the theater that was laughing
It was like 50/50 "Horror"/Comedy.
Insane people didn't find it hilarious.
Ocarina of Time (N64) back when it was new
>Any game you play on PC
this movie isn't midwit, it's not even entry-level
despite fiennes's decent performance, it was just fricking bad, and everyone saying otherwise makes me feel more and more like i must have watched a different movie or if this is what capeshit morons think is a worthwhile story
god i hated it
you didnt get it
ok then what did you think the movie was about?
any cop-out answer signifies your defeat.
regardless of what i post youll handwave it and call me a moron.
inb4 victory is claimed
>i refuse to post my opinions cause they're too powerful for you, stranger
wow the exact cop-out answer i expected. come on man
i refuse to play your games.
You lead a sad existance who's only meaning you can derive from other people agreeing with your most basic dislike of banal activities. You're complaining about the lack of depth in a ball pit, and much like an adult in one, your existance is meaningless.
I hope this stroked your ego enough you may never need to post again.
This is correct
You're a pretentuous homosexual
The menu was some of the most pretentious gay shit i've ever seen in my life
the definition of a smart movie for morons
>pretentious gay shit
oh yeah, I see what you mean
reminder that the only people that hated the menu are the ones that felt personally attacked by it. i.e. pretentious foodgays.
>if you think this movie is dumb you must be one of the types of people being criticized in it!
man im sure the writers didn't expect THIS outcome. totally not planned.
>bunch of triggered foodgays reply
you literally have no self awareness.
The movie's not about food, you completely moronic gay. You are the person this movie makes fun of and your flatline zoomer brain is too fricked to realize it.
>n-n-no! its y-y-you!
holy cope
Meme yourself harder into believing your thoughts aren't those of a moron
It's a dumb, safe movie made for dumb, safe people who are so basic they couldn't conceive of the supremely basic messages of this budget-NYU graduate cheap A24 ripoff on their own. It's a movie for morons.
What a black and white thought process you have. The Menu was definitely written for morons like (you)
Nah
It's the people who don't like having their time wasted by boring derivative trash that relies on wit it doesn't have to preach obvious basic b***h ideas about art
The Menu is the epitome of vapid arthoe culture and the braindead zoomer existence. You know your audience is moronic when all the praise comes from people who think your film is about the fine dining scene.
It's also boring terribly written/directed. Just because they attempt a takedown on critique doesn't excuse making a copypasted soulless piece of art.
>I AM a wizard
>movie about a cult
>attracts a cult
A cult of sub midwit gays
I have no idea why everyone is so up in flames about the movie, it's weird to be this emotional about something.
>Foodie dude rushing to look through the window instead of running away
>Egg dish
>"You're dying anyway"
I just thought it was fun.
It was funny.
Plus the dude from The Pest in it.
>instead of running away
he knew everyone was going to die. he wanted to die too because his gf left him
No he didn't you moron.
He wanted to die anyway cause he's some weirdo gay and his gf probably found out and fricked off. He's literally nonstop jerking off the entire movie while everyone's dying.
>He wanted to die anyway cause he's some weirdo gay and his gf probably found out and fricked off. He's literally nonstop jerking off the entire movie while everyone's dying.
yeah he was 100% a follower of the chef cult but too incompetent to actually join it. Manson family wannabe met Manson and was ready to die for it
it's only a matter of time until they make an A24 movie about Ganker
I hit credits
Look, the message is obviously basic b***h shit, but I still enjoyed watching the movie itself and Fienne's performance. If you truly valued your time you wouldn't be shitposting on Ganker.
This shit remimded me of Lady in the Water with how smart it thought it was while being extremely mediocre and average
I bet it desperately wanted to be eother loved or hated by people, but it wound up being totally down the middle, loved discord bots and soccer moms and ignored by everyone else
I bet Tyler was one of those guys who liked to say "ludonarrative dissonance"
In a distasteful ironic twist, the bulk of the conversation lies within the message hidden behind the art, the subtext, the meaning of it's existance.
And yet, no one is pausing to think about the movie's content itself, the physical reality of the movie, the meat.
Almost......
Like a dish who no one stops to savour........
Wow.......................
>You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
So video games have Signalis, movies have The Menu
What mediocre pretentious garbage is beloved by arthoe midwits these days in Anime and lit?
lemme guess, this is some pretentious fart huffer social commentary movie disguised as a comedy
i just looked it up and im surprised it's not n A24 movie based on this thread
It wishes it was an A24 movie lol
It steals its entire aesthetic, tone, structure, direction and score from Air Aster
the whole movie is shitting on pretense. i wouldnt really call it a comedy, but there are a couple moments that made me exhale sharply through my nose.
them giving the critic lady giant bowls of cracked emulsion was pretty funny. the birthday cake too.
I thought it was hilarious. As an artist who never bought in to the masturbatory culture that surrounds art, it hit very close to home for me. It's very much shitting on pretentiousness.
My art friends scratched their chins and sniffed their farts about it. My service worker friends thought it was hilarious. Take it for what you will.
Did you jump in Super Mario World? You didn't beat it
I still can't believe he didn't give her any ketchup for her burger and fries
you don't put ketchup on good burgers.
You put ketchup on every burger that's why they invented it
>you put steak sauce on every steak thats why it was invented
inb4 kneejerk "Yes." reply because its a hypothetical question
>steak sauce
When there's perfectly good ketchup? Are you mad!
I genuinely can't remember the last time I put ketchup on anything
I hate it
I put ketchup on your moms toes while I was sucking them.
I've never seen so many npcs crammed into a non-Signalis thread
>shitters complain about pretentiousness while being pretentious themselves
These bots lack zero self awareness
Being pretentious is fine if you're interesting and fun about it. The Menu is gay and boring. basically a Rian Johnson movie. It's the bad kind of pretentious, though you're too dumb to understand any of this.
It's a dumb average movie that thinks it's clever and sleek and desperately tries to prove how clever and sleek it is throughout its entire runtime. Bots who love being told whether or not something is good instead generating their own opinion love it for that
>It's the bad kind of pretentious, though you're too dumb to understand any of this
I'm sorry I'm not here to deal with this pretentious morons.
Pretentious just means "it's not deep enough for me" which in itself is pretentious as frick.
Nah, it really doesn't.
Zoomers are fricking moronic.
Okay, you're not pretentious, right? Post your top 5 films. A nonpretentious person will do it.
Having top 5 favorite anything is fricking moronic
Go update your discord bio with your top 5 favorite influencers under your pronouns, bot. Also describe yourself as esoteric in your internal monologue a few more times
oh damn you are joyless. did middle school ruin your ability to open up to people at all?
Holy npc
You're chatting with anonymous people on Ganker. You are an embarassment to yourself. Go rewatch Rian Johnson's filmography and jerk off to Anna Arthoe Joy
>demands an organized metric ranking of art
>accusses anyone else of joylessness
Ladies and gentlemen: Zoomers!
Alright buddy, recommend 5 random movies for your Ganker friends. Surely someone who is not pretentious will want to spread the joy of film?
1. Death Race (1975)
2. Death Race (2008)
3. Death Race 2
4. Death Race 3: Inferno
5. Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy
Tbh it is kinda hard for you brainraped zoomers to find great movies since Google redirects you to capeshit and trash like the menu when you try to find stuff to watch
RRR is the only true masterpiece of 2022
i can't imagine what it's like to be such a coward you're afraid of anonymously telling strangers on the internet what your top 5 movies are holy shit
Having 5 favorite pieces of art from a specific medium to list off the top of your head is the most joyless pathetic thing I can imagine. Go jerk off to feet and anime children after updating your discord profile with a new anime girl
>remembering anything you've consumed is the most joyless pathetic thing I can imagine
Cope by imagining that's what I meant, you soulless homosexual
>Cope by imagining that's what I meant
What the frick did you mean if you think remembering 5 pieces of art enough to consider it your favorite is pathetic? You're literally saying it's pathetic to not just consume and forget.
Literally, I'm not saying that. You're just extremely stupid. Try thinking it out without Google searching a "Top 10 reasons why I have shit taste" article
11 TIMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT
No wonder you bots loved the movie; you genuinely didn't understand it
>and you want to know something? you never will.
>"Thank you for enjoying Skyrim chef. You'll surely be delighted by my next project, Starfield."
The most tragic character of all. He didn't deserve it like that bros
There were no characters. There were a bunch of PowerPoint slides
Are you seriously saying that if you only had one day off and you spent it watching Norbit you wouldn't want Eddie Murphy dead?
I get what you're saying, but Norbit is based. It's one of my favorite bad movies from my childhood
how does it feel to be an aging, failing actor that plays an aging, failing actor? Gotta be embarrassing, right?
I feel like John Leguizamo thought he was channelling Johnny Depp at first before finally realizing he's playing himself
I haven't seen the movie but anyone who uses the word pretentious as a criticism is not worthy of respect.
There are a number of movies that would change your mind unless you're a raving homosexual.
There are better, more accurate words to use than one that has been raped to death and treated like the ultimate "gotcha".
I mean if you're talking about the homosexuals who swoop in an say "looks pretentious didn't watch" yeah. But that isn't about the word, that's about them being shit-breathed morons like always.
>Go Dex first run
>Actually have to dodge enemies
>Probably one of the greatest gaming experiences in my life
>Make Strength & Poise my 2nd run
>Game becomes a piss-easy joke
>People "beat" the game that way
this is an OFF TOPIC THREAD
stop talking about videogames please
I beat Wednesday on my PS5
Everything's always the same, meaningless one upmanship. Watch the Woman in the Dunes. Old ass film from 1964. I kind of liked it, and you will look a little cool if you wanna impress your buddies! Don't mention Kurosawa because he's too mainstream though!
Ah yes, because nihilism is sophistication
Hopefully we get to find out what is behind the silver door in The Menu 2's prequel, which will kick off the menu cinematic universe! There'll even be a crossover with Danial Craig from Knives Out and main character white woman lead characters from The Hunt and Ready or Not!
Step back and read what you just wrote.
simply reading it would be ineffective. he'd have to read it out loud to another person to have any understanding of how incomprehensible what he said was.
exclamation marks have been the designated punctuation mark for sarcasm for the past ten years, where have you been?
no you need to use /s at the end of your post or people literally can't tell if you're being sarcastic. this is the internet we created.
I love how you made so many assumptions from
Lovely
I didnt beat stalker anomaly because it ran badly and I sucked at the game... would get killed by random mutants constantly...
Stalker runs on an engine that's like 15 years old. What kind of rig are you running? Post specs now.
To be fair, I don't have a top 5 film list too
I'm not a movie buff though, I don't watch much
For example I saw Star Wars 4 and 5, but didn't bother with the other parts
4 and 5 are the only ones worth watching
>The Dark Knight
>Blade Runner 2049
>DodgeBall
>that one Tarantino movie where the old guy confronts the gangbangers in his neighborhood
>GI Joe The Animated Movie
Not necessarily my top 5, but the 5 movies I most vividly remember enjoying watching
>Blade Runner 2049
dumb fanservice slop with an incel shortfilm sandwiched in it that gets memed.
>that one Tarantino movie where the old guy confronts the gangbangers in his neighborhood
what movie could you possibly be talking about
I think he meant grantorino
Pretty sure he mixed up "Gran Torino" and "Tarantino" LMAO
>that one Tarantino movie where the old guy confronts the gangbangers in his neighborhood
oh man I loved el camino
>more glass onion shlock
yawn
The frick is a glass onion
it's something that looks like it has many layers but you can plainly see what's inside
>Sony exclusive comes out
>[Game] Full Movie: All Cutscenes
>tries to make a smash burger
>fails to do so
lmfao
>I'm such a big fan of X, can't wait for the remake so I can finally play it!
I saw everything you did. Whether I beat it or not means nothing to me.