You didn't buy me, that's why there are only oversized handhelds like the Steam Deck and Switch now.

You didn't buy me, that's why there are only oversized handhelds like the Steam Deck and Switch now.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did though, excellent handheld. Ended up using it more than my 3DS

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did though, and a psp. You punished me by forcing proprietary memory cards.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That was to encourage you to buy physical games instead of downloadable slop.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I guess they should have made better games then. In any case they're modded now and I can play whatever downloadable slop I want without paying sony any money.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That would be the case if the memory card didn't corrupt all my save files for my physical copies only game safe from it was katamari since it saved to the cartridge

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    But I did buy one, it's great for emulating psp games

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it didn't need a stupid touch pad and other useless features and shit like proprietary memory cards
    it needed to be the PSP with a second stick and not more
    also no games

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you sucked, that's why I didn't buy you

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the Vita was also oversized. There hasn't been a proper handheld since the 3DS, even the New 3DS was kind of pushing it

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did buy one, but it was trash because it had the same problem as the PS5.
    No games.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not a handheld if it can’t fit in your pocket. Nintendo and Sony need to make smaller handhelds NOW!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >MP Freedom Wars on PC never ever

      Works on my pocket 🙂

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good

    frick snoylets

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"mmm yes nintendo please give me 8 inch handheld that won't fit in your pocket"
      >"yes daddy nintendo abandon handhelds after perfecting the design that'll show the filthy snoys"
      tendies are moronic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >still THIS mad about vita flop
        maybe if snay had games hahahaha who am i kidding

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kek! I upvoted!
          Edit: Thanks for the gold, anons.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you don't belong here

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but are you really that brain dead that you can't catch sarcasm?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Consolewarriors are braindead. Actually, most of the board is either completely braindead or inhuman.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the butthurt snoy was a redditor
            imagine my shock

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Kek! You sure showed that butthole!
              Uprooted! Nintendo 4 life!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >buy PSP
    >dies after warranty expires
    >buy a PSP slim
    >same deal
    >two 3DS, one original the other XL
    >still working to this day despite not turning on the XL since late 2016 and the original being modded the frick out of by my nephew
    You're right, that's TOTALLY on me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      actually yes, my PSP still work today
      now nintendo handheld where designed to survive being mistreated by children so that tell a lot about you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it is on you. The 3ds and the XL especially are flimsy pieces of shit with horrible battery life. The Vita is way better built than them.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know any PC controller that has a Psvita dpad?? I have been looking around and only seen chink handhelds have vita style dpads but not any controllers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, but as someone who loves the Vita Dpad and has a lot of controllers, I find the Xbox series X/non elite/"core controller" and the 8bitdo Saturn controller the best Dpads I have on PC... The Stadia controller has a clicky feel you might end up liking too, but it just doesn't feel right to me...
      (It's actually really weird how good the Xbox Dpad is for fighting games and stuff. All their Dpads were from bad to passable before this one)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I used the xbox sex controller with pcsx2 for fate U/c but the input lag was quite annoying.
        I'll test later how it is as an external controller with the psvita, the ps3 controller works quite well.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I actually bought the stupid wireless adapter for like $20. I think I actually did have pretty bad results with it with Bluetooth, despite most other controllers having no problems... The problem is tll these controllers give you different results where some work way better than others through Bluetooth, but often a wired USB connection makes no difference too.... It's hard to remember how they all stacked up, but I know the Switch Pro controller was one of the worst as far as input latency all around. (Because I actually love the shape and feel of that controller. The Dpad on it is horrible though too).
          I'd probably try to find good up-to-date data if you're looking for one sole purchase though, because there's been firmware updates and changes to Steam Input or whatever some controllers may require too.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did though, but frick you, vita3k is all I need now.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bought one recently. I’ll still grab a Steam Deck at some point, but this little guy is great. I’m glad people are still porting games over and keeping it alive.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did buy you. You had the worst ergonomics of any console I've ever had

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to get you but then I saw that not even sony wanted to support you.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    love of my life
    now I'm just pirating everything on it and play on pc/xbox just out of spite

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CONSOLES ARE MASSIVE!!!!!!!!!
    Buy the Xbox Series S, also stop buying big phones.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no disc drive for 360 and original games
      genuinely worthless

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Got mine for $100, cheaper than any other console I’ve ever bought
        Worth it, if I want a disc drive I’ll buy a series X

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My precious.
    Vita slander will not be tolerated.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't buy you. I got you second hand from a guy who pre-ordered you on launch day and then got buyers remorse two months later. I sold him those pre-orders and got everything like half price since it was more than trading in would have been.
    And then I got a second one from a survey at Tokyo Game Show one year!
    But OP is fricking wrong and doesn't know about the AYANEO or GPDWin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Ayaneo or GPDWin
      shitty chinkhelds are irrelevant

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that's why there are only oversized handhelds like the Steam Deck and Switch now.
    just say you don't play videogames anymore grandpa

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the switch lite sucks and has an inferior screen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's OLED.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy you next time, I swear.
    Please just give me a good handheld that can be hacked.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    but i played my vita just yesterday, i almost want to say it's my favorite gaming system ever, everything about it is just amazing

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have you my guy, i even bought case for you so you feel special. I shouldnt have added that analog cover tho.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >only oversized handhelds like the Steam Deck and Switch now.
    retroids are plenty small

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I sure am glad the Switch ended up being the Ps Vita's spiritual successor.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I did, vita rocked
    Sony's moronic marketing. I don't know why they thought a kids title was a good flagship to push.

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