>you enter a tavern

>you enter a tavern
>the barmaid goes round back and comes out with a high chair for your little Halfling/Gnome/Dwarf ect. companion
How do they react?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They become mildly annoyed

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They spontaneously combust in an explosion the size of a Hydrogen bomb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A couple nights ago I got into a call with one of my friends but it was late at night and I could barely think straight. I started rambling for a long time about hypotheticals such as "What if there were werewolf nukes? Like nukes that could turn into wolves and into a hybrid nuke/wolf form?" Bro had no idea what I was talking about.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Gankerermin.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you enter a tavern
    No I didn't.

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaj

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drop pants.
    Drop wench.
    Get on the floor.
    EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thank the barmaid for being so accommodating toward other races.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We must finally be getting out of the sticks if they have tall chairs here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You idiot, it takes big sticks to make those tall chairs. We're in the very depths of the sticks.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play lalafel
    >devs assume you want to be treated like a child

    Don’t see anything wrong with this. Am I missing. Something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The people who play lalas apparently have a massive stick up their ass. The thread was just so full of them clearly making up shit that allegedly oppressed them and thinking people would be mad if they added giant litter boxes for Miqo'te and a sun lamp for Au'ra like that also wouldn't be hilarious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally a cat tree already in the game. Miqote players love it. A guy in my FC has it as his dedicated chair at our little 'conference table', and even put the basket of twine balls on one of the levels t double down on the joke.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think that thread had a lot of faked indignation. A lot of Lalafel players like to act as if they have short man syndrome and the satire is often lost in there text. It was pretty much a parody of several other threads that occurred in the past like the one that was complaining about the Native American costume with full eagle feather headdress released during Heavensward.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >normal people
      >"haha cute"
      >red flag people
      >"I am sick of the constant infantalism of my chubby toddler race. I am not a pedophile, I hate pedophiles!"

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By hiding your useless thread

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thank ye kindly miss

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Appreciating the gesture

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crush her kneecaps with a mace and rape her.

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