You fricking ASSHOLES, I've been playing this all week and it's the most fun I've had in a game in years.

You fricking buttholeS, I've been playing this all week and it's the most fun I've had in a game in years. WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME???

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't lie to you, I've been too busy playing Palworld

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker when banjo kazooie nuts and bolts
    this sucks >.<
    >Ganker when zelda nuts and bolts
    OMG GOTY :OOOOOOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go frick yourself, Ericsnoy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon died this week anon, it's time to stop lashing out at strawmen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >.<

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DIFFERENT THING BAD
    The late 2000s-early 2010s ruined all of the innovation we were seeing in games. With full sincerity we ourselves ruined games. Angry Joe, Jontron, the whole lot

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't THOUGH. I fricking told you it was the definition of "good game but bad X game" but Banjo-Threeiegays just can't let their eternal rage at Rare go long enough to judge the game objectively. And look, I get it. I was mad at Rare too at the time. Seething, even. But then...as much as I wish we'd have gotten one last proper HD Banjo title for road, I actually begrudgingly played it. And you know what? I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fun fricking around for hours just building and driving around weird shit. Even if the challenges get repetitive, it's still fun to try and find ways to break them for better times, and it's cool that the developers literally designed the game to be broken in that way. You don't see very many console games like it today, or at least you didn't, until Zelda ripp-- I mean uh "innovated" it back into mainstream consciousness.
    >but muh "antagonistic writing directed towards Banjo fans who just wanted Threeie"
    Okay, yeah, I can see where you're coming from there. I could've gone without the "Oh boy I Banjo fans are gonna FREAK." tone the game had when it was being meta, and that in and of itself got a little tiring after a while too. But you have to remember: N&B was written by a Britbong, and they love their bantz, so maybe don't take it so personally? I don't think Rare genuinely had any sort of animosity towards their fanbase. If you read the old Rare Scribes section of their website back in the early 2000s, you'd see all sort of responses from Lee Loveday just roasting some dumb kids that wrote in asking about some autistic shit. That's just how they do things over there. Look at literally any other British media. Sonic The Comic had a very similar way of talking to their readers in the letter sections, for instance. It was all in good fun. I think that in N&B's case, it was just a moment of tone deafness on the writer's part to bantz the fans in the way that he did considering how controversial they knew it might be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good zelda game, but a bad banjo kazooie game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's the best Ocarina of Time-like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is bullshit British people don't love their bantz they are all thin skinned AF and will run home and take their ball the moment anyone says anything close to a cross word

      >lol they luv the bantz in Old Blighty

      no that's bullshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this
        >FOOTBOL? LAWL MOWR LOYK HANDEGG
        >soccer is gay
        >*weak attempt at going for the throat*NOYN UHLEVUN AHND SQEWL SCHEWTANGS!!!!
        >yeah we joke about those too....
        >WEHWW NOYN UHLEVUN AHND SHQEWL SCHEWTANGS
        yall homies aint got no banter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but muh "antagonistic writing directed towards Banjo fans who just wanted Threeie"
      >Okay, yeah, I can see where you're coming from there

      It happened exactly ONE time in the ENTIRE game, and if you fricking read this dialogue and somehow you thought they were making fun of 3D platformers, and not shooters, then you're dumb as FRICK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Log (villain) was always representative of the tonedeaf publisher, I hate nuts n bolts and hate that I have to run defense for a character rhats moronic that youre not supposed to like

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most people just built dicks that shoot water/fire in this game and called it a day. That's about the max creative capacity the average human being is capable of

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was funny

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are a baby with no context. Enjoy your game baby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf does this post even mean I can't decipher the heiroglyphics

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should have ordered the small pizza.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah its whack and a total baby game
    >LET YOUR CREATIVITY RUN WILD!
    >game is designed to be beaten by the run of the mill truck, helicopter, and racecar w/wo tow hook
    Im glad zelda morons are deciding to revise history but no, this shit was gay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i told people the game isnt that bad wdym
    i only said it shouldnt have had banjo kazooie branding and they could have used tiptup or ratchet and clank (because at least that would make more sense)

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think just about anyone who has actually played it has talked about how the game itself is actually good, just blindsided BK fans. Most of the later levels are poorly designed though.
    Also my secret design I've flown around the test track for hours on end, simply a suck&blow gadget facing backwards for propulsion on a seat and two wings. Maybe 1 or 2 body parts to look nice

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how well does this emulate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like dick dude and ass
      t. 3080 and i7 32ram

      even shit like Rogue Squadron 2 and 3 are still mostly unplayable, I'd love to emulate Mercs 1 on the Xbox but even just trying to get through the intro is a nightmare.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its a 360 game though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It runs fine on the Xbox, but if you're talking about PC emulation it runs like absolute ass, I'm just stating that all of those games listed on their different respective platforms also perform like ass with a more than moderate rig. It's just the current state of emulation.

          For example you can play Red Dead Redemption 1 and Undead Nightmare just fine at 60FPS with the setup I listed on Xenia's Canary branch but Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts will shit the bed the moment you make it to the central hub for the first time.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jontron was an overreacting homosexual that ruined this game forever, it was never that bad

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because people wanted another Banjo-Kazooie game not a fricking vehicle building sandbox game

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Banjo was never good.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I shit you not. I hated this game because I just wanted them to make more Viva Pinata. I hated that this was their last game before they moved into Kinect shovelware.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fml I'm learning Spanish and still let this typo unchecked.
      *Piñata
      That tilde makes so much difference.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am going to kill you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black person pinata isnt a word, anyone that knows what a piñata is will real pinata as such.

        ***editors note: the 2 L's in quesadilla are actually pronounced like a Y***

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Viva pinata 1 was better than 2 ngl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl I wasn't a fan of the hunting areas. But overall it had more piñatas therefore it was better.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I still have to get an Xbox to play this or is it easily emulatable now? I've been dying for the Rare Replay to come to PC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3070 and a 12th gen i5, its ugly and jittery.

      ?si=aTH2SF2UyL-yPbSN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It runs fine on the Xbox, but if you're talking about PC emulation it runs like absolute ass, I'm just stating that all of those games listed on their different respective platforms also perform like ass with a more than moderate rig. It's just the current state of emulation.

      For example you can play Red Dead Redemption 1 and Undead Nightmare just fine at 60FPS with the setup I listed on Xenia's Canary branch but Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts will shit the bed the moment you make it to the central hub for the first time.

      3070 and a 12th gen i5, its ugly and jittery.

      ?si=aTH2SF2UyL-yPbSN

      It's unplayable which is a shame I don't want to go out and buy an Xbox just to play this

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This game is probably the Metroid prime federation force of Banjo. Not a bad game but people were not expecting it.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forgive rare for what they did. I was gonna buy a 360 just for banjo and then this garbage came out. Suffice it to say I did not buy an Xbox. And no, I will NOT play the nuts and balls.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >takes the word of strangers on the internet instead of seeing for yourself

    idk op, you might just be a tool

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poor you. at least be happy that you can enjoy trash.

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