You get a 500m budget to make a true AAA Pokemon game. What do you do?
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You get a 500m budget to make a true AAA Pokemon game. What do you do?
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RICHER
Make Cynthia a marriable character.
>500m
lmao as if you'd need all those money to make a good Pokémon game
pocket all funds except 5 million. let gamefreak sort out the rest of development.
wait a year and enjoy the 100 million profit our game has just made.
It’s the other way around. Pocket 495 million, give GameFreak 5 million and they’ll make 500 million profit no matter what.
that's LITERALLY what i said
Give the development to Tose as they have a large crew and already have experience making monster taming games.
Give them five years to make it.
Then pocket the rest which means I'll be taking home at least 450 million since Japanese work for cheap.
some of the most beloved pokemon games are literal romhacks made by one single autist. They're balanced, fun, have a long roster and lots of shit to do. On a budget of exactly zero
name nine of them.
What fricking roms are you talking about, I've never heard about this. You're just pulling shit out of your ass.
>some of the most beloved pokemon games are literal romhacks made by one single autist
>They're balanced, fun, have a long roster and lots of shit to do
There are no good pokemon romhacks
>one single autist
Who? Drayano?
Make 3rd version for SV. Change the academy colors to green. Switch up some pokemon. Pocket the rest.
Spend it all on crack and make the same bullshit as always, maybe Scarlet & Violet 2.
People will still buy it.
I would officially make all post 2nd gen pokemon noncanon and scrub them from existence, then make a game that is primarily focused on a 10 year old exploring a large world which gives them a sense of adventure with fantastical beasts everywhere.
Spend the majority of it on merchandising and pocket the rest. I’d bring back these along with making various ones of other Pokémon, like Dunsparce, Altaria, and Lugia to name a few.
There would be no game.
I take the money and run
add a dating sim (humans-only)
regi hunt, thats it
make game big
mega pokemon
all pokemon
hard mode
pocket the money and shit out some garbage because they will buy it anyway
$499,000,000 for me
$1,000,000 for the pajeet company to rebuild red/blue but with a new map and new mons
no new moves
no new gimmick
no old mons
no competent coders so you can glitch the equivalent of mew into your game
no lore
just wham bam poke a man
XD Remastered.
I would make it like an Ubisoft open world game but live service and DLC would just be new regions.
pocket the money and make another ds tier game like the last one
Give 10 million each to fund 5 games then spend the rest on marketing. Pokemon’s entire strategy is being just shit enough so people don’t expect too much but just good enough to have lots of repeat customers
Make the same game, because people will still buy it.
Pokegirl Headpatting Sim
Blow it on coke and hookers
Make:
>Pokken 2
>Snap 3
>Conquest 2
>PMD Explorers DX
>A new TCG game in the vein of the GB games that uses modern cards/rules
>Make a good online simulator for the TCG
Pocket the remaining cash.
take a holiday somewhere nice then pretend its research for a games region
shove some c**t a couple hundred K to shit out a new game
pocket the rest
still earn another 500m in sales because pokegays are drones
you really cant knock gamefreaks hussle, I'm on board
Spend 50k on romhackers, 200k on artists and spend the rest on cocaine and travel.
Collate a list of the best game designers and directors who love Pokemon, interview them, listen to their ideas and make a shortlist. Pick the one with the best mix of originality, creativity and passion for Pokemon (and vidya in general).
Let him lead the development. Include the Legends : Arceus staff as the backbone for the new game.
I imagine the money for most of these high budget video games go to absolute bullshit
stockmania RTS
Just take HGSS and paste everything good on it to SV. Also hard mode, an expanded Yancy-like event for the waifugays and petting/eating animations/interactions with a few risqué ones for a select few mons for the pokefrickers.
sega bass fishing but with fish/dragon/kyogre pokemon
Introduce myself into the canon and have me married to May