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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is. They also tried to sell buttplugs to kids on Xitter.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want your buttplug game even for free.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds pretty hot but I can only have a prostate orgasm from a constant deep pumping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it support dragon dildos tho?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >treating a mod as official content
      The dev retweeted it as an obvious joke but posting it as if it's a core part of the game is as dumb as complaining about getting impregnated in a skyrim mod you installed.
      You've chosen to save an image of that tweet and post that you apparently want nothing to do with the game, yet you've sought out the thread and posted in it early on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >funny mod that supports buttplug
        >dev points out funny
        >rightoids brains so rotten they think he's legit pushing buttplugs to push an agenda
        Anon, people here dont like jokes if the wrong person makes them or even act like they arent jokes to begin with

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh le funny
          >the community is apparently infested by troons now
          well, jokes on him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of the many issues with the site now. The kids infesting this place have no humour and expect everything to cater to them. To the point where they enter threads for stuff they have no knowledge or interest in and moan about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            75% of them are Russian bots LARPing as rightists. But you're right, there are many impressionable incels who replaced vidya with complaining like tumblrinas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >funny mod that supports buttplug
        >dev points out funny
        >rightoids brains so rotten they think he's legit pushing buttplugs to push an agenda
        Anon, people here dont like jokes if the wrong person makes them or even act like they arent jokes to begin with

        >the joke is that he's gay
        Wow, that is extremely unfunny.
        I am less inclined to pirate or buy the game now knowing how terribly unfunny the dev is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You made him cry, Anon

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the dev Finnish? This is a pretty common ideology around here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mongols steal and loot
      colour me not surprised

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it
    then why isn't the game free on Steam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >then why isn't the game free on Steam
      because dude's gotta eat, labor dont in art and culture should be rewarded, and you're missing the point on purpose for the sake of bad faith

      read Das Kapital, you capitalist bootlicker

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just virtue signaling
    omg le heckin deverino is pro pirating he’s so based and cool and not like the evil corpos! give him all the money and upvotes!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hakita seems like a genuinely cool guy, he’s just spent too long surrounded entirely by his sycophantic fanbase of speedrunning troon autists and reddit lunatics. He’s doing what he thinks is going to make his game better, because the only people talking so he can hear are these terminally online twitter troons who all think this is the Best Thing Ever

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about pozzed. I don't get that vibe from playing it. But the poor character movement and explosive color pallet is nauseating. Which is why I don't personally like it. No reason to dislike a game for culture war reasons when there are other more obvious things to complain about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His future success lives and dies depending on how relatable he is to his audience. He'll never have a hit like Ultrakill again, so he may as well curry favor while he can.

      The movement is genuinely bad, because he can't program it any better. Most of the game has been a series of happy accidents.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The movement is genuinely bad
        That’s a little much. It’s not like the game stands on the merits of its movement mechanics or anything but it’s not BAD. It’s serviceable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what turned me off is the amount of weapon switching to really do good in it
      you look at any amount of gameplay and its the most moronic shit ever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any actual issue with that or do you just not like it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more of a personal taste thing really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the poor character movement

      His future success lives and dies depending on how relatable he is to his audience. He'll never have a hit like Ultrakill again, so he may as well curry favor while he can.

      The movement is genuinely bad, because he can't program it any better. Most of the game has been a series of happy accidents.

      >the movement is genuinely bad
      what the hell even is the problem
      combining movement options is amazing
      the most basic movement feels fine, lack of momentum makes sense and works for this kind of game. if you want momentum and speed you can always create it

      the only complaint is that 1/2 the game so far doesnt have the encouragement to use the full extent of the movement

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >developer supports giving away his game for free to low income basketball americans
    sounds like communist welfare shit to me

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your indie game has made over 30 million dollars and is almost 4 years old. why would you care if it was pirated? But hey, thanks for giving tacit permission to pirate indies (you know, the genre where 99% of games don't make any money?)

    I'm sure the thousands of devs who get less than 50 reviews on their games thank you.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do you anons have any favourite custom levels?
    I really like All guts, No glory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all guts no glory is insanely good, in some ways its better than vanilla levels

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this normal, he punched me with an open fist and got yeeted out of bounds, had to restart to get back

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I'm just impressed when I see someone under 30 that knows how to download and extract ZIPs. Piracy was mostly defeated by tech illiteracy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just impressed when I see someone under 30 that knows how to download and extract ZIPs.
      Surely people under 30 aren't moronic enough to not know how to do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is so convenient and streamlined these days, you'd be surprised. Even the situation where you'd most frequently be fricking with ZIP files in games these days (modding) has mostly been reduced to "just use the mod manager / steam workshop lol"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I work IT in a white collar job with a lot of early-mid 20s people and have to explain very basic computer shit to people more often than you'd like to think. Decompressing archived files is one of those things. Zoomers are actually moronic.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's right but Ganker will seethe and contrarian themselves into cucks just because they think the dev is an industry plant

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it
    AND THAT'S WHY BRO IS THE FRICKING GOAT

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond based. I unironically purchased it after seeing this tweet

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the "pirating is OK" position doesn't have as much weight when the guy already made millions of dollars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He made millions of dollars? Source?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://gamalytic.com/game/1229490
        approximately 33.9 million dollars, yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ultrakill sold a massive, frickhuge, moronly high ammount of copies, on top of merchandise
          its far more relevant and popular than all of new blood's other inferior lame games

          >For individual games, our tests have shown that 77% of estimates were within 30% margin of error, while 98% were within 50% error margin.
          Doesn't seem like a very accurate source. But even so, 30% of that goes straight to Gabe Newell, no? How much profit has this guy made?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            30% towards newell
            Only up to a certain, not very large milestone. Games with tons of sales like that are far, far beyond the milestone
            even if you assume new blood takes 50% of his profit (probably less), he would still have about a dozen million dollars at minimum

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All of these words but no sources. You're basing your information on guesses, a website that touts a 50% margin of error on top of the 30% cut that we know for a fact. This is basically woman math but for incels

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the game has 100000 steam reviews gay
                The site spouting a 50% margin of error (i wasnt the one who posted it) would point to over $15 million regardless
                Said site also considers the cut to be about 30% so i dont even know why youre complaining about the site, it aligns to everything you suggest

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there is no more accurate source than gamalytic because hakita has chosen not to reveal that information. almost always when a developer gets very rich, they explicitly do NOT want people to know because it could hurt their future sales. whatever mental gymnastics you want to pull, there's no way that a $24 game with over 100 thousand reviews didn't make millions.

            30% towards newell
            Only up to a certain, not very large milestone. Games with tons of sales like that are far, far beyond the milestone
            even if you assume new blood takes 50% of his profit (probably less), he would still have about a dozen million dollars at minimum

            30% cut until $10m revenue. after that it's 25% until $50m where it drops to 20%.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the game has 100000 steam reviews gay
              The site spouting a 50% margin of error (i wasnt the one who posted it) would point to over $15 million regardless
              Said site also considers the cut to be about 30% so i dont even know why youre complaining about the site, it aligns to everything you suggest

              >whatever mental gymnastics you want to pull
              >literally using mental gymnastics to come up with a figure that he made up in his head
              incelmath

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >100,000 times 24 is less than a million
                moronmath

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >100,000 people bought the game at $24
                Source? Or is this another case of incelmath being used in lieu of factual numbers?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >100,000 people didn't buy the game at $24
                Source? Or is this another case of moronmath being used in lieu of factual numbers?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no source because the game was never $24

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ultrakill sold a massive, frickhuge, moronly high ammount of copies, on top of merchandise
        its far more relevant and popular than all of new blood's other inferior lame games

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the original poster even bragging about this in the first place

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHOVE
    IT
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    GAME

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