YOU LED 5 GOBLINS, A WEIRD WOLF, AN ORC, 2 SPECTATORS,A ROBOT, A DROW MILF, A HAG, SCRATCH THE DOG, BROTHERMAN'S SELF-INSERT AND GITHYANKI RAIDERS TO THE GROVE????
YOU LED 5 GOBLINS, A WEIRD WOLF, AN ORC, 2 SPECTATORS,A ROBOT, A DROW MILF, A HAG, SCRATCH THE DOG, BROTHERMAN'S SELF-INSERT AND GITHYANKI RAIDER...
Who led the thief lings to the grove?
WE WUZ RUNNING
yea cus u yelled at me fuck you ugly bitch
Trust the plan, Z
BG3 is such a weird fucking game
i dont know much about forgotten realms or whatever and you start the game and gett some weird cthulhu tentacle head and dragons and time space warp shit
then you are dropped into bum fuck no where with assholes everywhere and then the first "civilization" is a hippie camp and then refugees but you have no context for either the refugees or the hippies
i just quit the game about then
the setting was just to off putting
who are the refugees where do they come from and why should i care about them.
goblins are attacking shit and your like oh i guess im part of this
>Oh no, a game with lore and history
Forgotten Realms lore sucks a giant dick though.
I read up on the 'lore' of the dead 3 and its a complete joke. Planescape was better.
there is no lore or history
its just shit happens and then you react
its not like you are in a good spot to explore that history because the game is just weird
for example morrowind does it infinitely better
you are brought to a new land as a prisoner
the mc and the player are both fish out of water as they explore vvardenfell and there is ample room to rp and position how your character thinks and behaves about the world around them
maybe an imperial mc is still imperial aligned so joins imperial factions
an mc of different origin may dislike the imperial for imprisoning them so join the native factions etc
the first bit of baldurs gate did not allow for that because your rp positioning is sort set with the tadpole shit
its not like you are a novice unexperienced adventurer going to baldurs gate the first time trying to settle in and learning about new stuff which i would have profoundly desired over
imagine the game just being about buidling a party and doing quests to become notable adventurers? where the combat and developing skills was the focus instead space alien tadpole impregnation shit or whatever
Fuck off n'wah
This is dunmer land
You (insert race here) need to go back where you came from
I can't believe Dunmer's are so racist. Meanwhile we had a twitter gay talking about how oppressed tieflings are. Dunmer are the true evils dumb egg eating knife ears
>imagine the game just being about literally fucking nothing
Fucking retard.
>about being nothing
and it would be better than larian shit
give an adventurer sim not some shitty story
you can throw in stories through quests you take
but not everything needs some grandiose purpose
i would prefer using skill checks to find an old ladies cat instead
There's so much to actually criticize in this game but you're too dumb.
>its not like you are a novice unexperienced adventurer
You're not? You didn't even play the game, you already said so.
shut up moron
you are just a larian bitch mad that i dont like the game
>there is better criticism
which you wont say because you are a moron
im saying what i was put off by it
You're braindead. Can't think, can't communicate and you didn't even try the stupid game you're ranting about, you can spend the entire game saving cats.
He's a streetshitting bethesdrone, the fuck did you expect?
>im saying what i was put off by it
Go and off yourself period, retarded morongay.
Please talk more so I can feel better about myself and the brain I have.
people hate him, for he speaks the truth. the only reason to play this shit game is multiplayer.
Echoing this anon's sentiment:
FR is one of the most boring kitchen sink fantasy settings I've had the displeasure to experience. Considering that worldbuilding is an important part of story and exploration driven RPGs it's a miracle the Baldur's Gate games are as good as they are.
Wtf is incoherent rambling? Anon, are you ok?
its valid criticism of BG3
>i know nothing about D&D/FR
>wtf why is this shit happening in the third entry to a series where i skipped all the other games?
>this game sucks
bad game design still
did all the normies who bought for gay bear sex play all the previous entries as well
no
so shut the fuck up
They did, baldurs gate was extremely popular little zoomie.
no they didnt retard
stop lying
maybe the 43 balding streamers you watch did but not the fucking tee hee penis and boobies reactions did
>bg2
>streamers
zoomie
Yeah it wasn't popular at all that's why they decided to pick it up 20 years later.
Good morning sir
standard larian shill defense force
you esl you no have opinion
shut the fuck up
you are all morons
no one was enthralled with the opening of BG3
it was a clusterfuck
all your interactions are forced though le tadpole mcguffin and its shit
>you esl you no have opinion
>shut the fuck up
>you are all morons
>no one was enthralled with the opening of BG3
>it was a clusterfuck
>all your interactions are forced though le tadpole mcguffin and its shit
>BLOODY BITCH BASTARD DO NOT REDEEM BG3 YOU BENCHOD
its nothing but a weak way to disregard/deflect criticism
i will state it again
BG3's opening was horrendous and did not instill me the desire to the game
i hate that companions are made on the premise of the tadpole
i hate that every action and the pull of the quests is tadpole related
without that shitty mcguffin there is nothing going on in the game because exploring the world of forgotten realms or table top inspired gameplay is tangential to the the stupid storyline
GOOD MORNING SIRS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND DO NOT REDEEM BG3 THANK YOU SIRS AND DEARS
You people get off with the pajeed retard pretending or it is a legit defense for the game pushed by discord groups?
>You people get off with the pajeed retard pretending
Rajesh, please.
So its an actual sexual thing for you?
You're an ESL.
Yes I know multiple languages. I don't know how that is supposed to be offensive.
You are acting very strange dude. Do you have friends or something to call you out when acting like this?
You can't speak english for shit, lmao.
>You can't speak english for shit
>He says as we talk.
You sound a bit nervous now.
Cool, cool. No wonder you hate BG3, your pajeet ass got filtered by pure EUROkino.
>More and more squirmish replies.
>Obsession with the pajeet thing
Damn son.
We really would just prefer it if you learned our language before coming to our websites.
You have no right to criticism if you can't communicate it clearly, try talking about the game with your own people.
>hate that every action and the pull of the quests is tadpole related
Yeah that is a very shit thing to do. Its the "forcing the player absolutely with threat of immediate death".
Very bad writing trope.
These are issues with you being a retard, not the game.
The list of shit to criticize is endless but doesn't include "failed to appeal to the dumbest retard on the planet". The game is too easy and full of braindead characters developed by a committee on twitter like Halsin. It's still good.
you are the retard moron
i can call you the same thing
get an actual argument or shut up
you are just name calling thinking that it means anything
fuck off
the fact that a moron like you plays this game
speaks to its quality
You're too dumb to say anything. I have to spend brain power to interpret your incoherent ramblings because you don't spend any on making them.
So far I gathered you didn't play the game because it seemed too complicated and overwhelming for your childlike brain. That's not really criticism.
Larian wanted a Mind Flayer story
WOTC wanted a Bhaalspawn story
If it wasn't the tadpole it would have been Durge shit being the front and center motivating factor. It sounds like you should go play NWN modules.
Good morning sirs
They are really fragile.
Blood basterd marchiod
I don't know what 5e is like but it's Larian/WotC going ham without giving a shit. Essentially like a DBZ power level problem.
Shit like devils, mind flayers and a nautiloid of all things should be level 14+ content. Instead you're thrown into it immediately. Yeah I get it, the tadpole resets your character to level 1 but the game's plot and setting plays like it starts from the ending of a game but at the beginning instead.
Then you hit the goblin camp which is considerate for the level you play at but then you're thrown into the Underdark and fighting Drow and Githyanki at level 4 - a setting usually made for higher level parties.
There's no meaningful sense of growth, not like how the original trilogy did it, where you start humble first in the wilderness ready to get assfucked by wolves.
>Then you hit the goblin camp which is considerate for the level you play at but then you're thrown into the Underdark and fighting Drow and Githyanki at level 4 - a setting usually made for higher level parties.
Literally what the fuck are you talking about.
The shallow layers of the underdark with drow, duergar, and myconids are perfectly appropriate for minimum level parties.
It's the middledark where things get messy and you start finding beholders, aboleths, and smaller illithid colonies. And the lowerdark where you find shadow dragons and the illithid fortress-cities.
>I started a fantasy crpg
>It was too weird...
>shit/10
Does Ganker REALLY
>the setting was just to off putting
too*
>who are the refugees where do they come from and why should i care about them.
play the game and find out 🙂
>goblins are attacking shit and your like oh i guess im part of this
you don't have to part of it at all lol you can just walk past them asking for a healer. go leave everyone to die if you want. it's literally not your problem if you're not a good enough character to make it yours.
>but you have no context for either the refugees or the hippies
So talk to them
Nice blog retard, but I don't remember anyone asking.
>and gett some weird cthulhu tentacle head and dragons and time space warp shit
this. D&D "lore" is gay as aids
>I don't read ever
Yes we know but you'll read the shit you type and word vomit everywhere to let people know what a dumb moron you are.
it's a game with terrible pacing and worldbuilding
I appreciated the candour.
I never heard any of the names or races in the game beforehand and yet, by the power of reading and listening I understand all of that. I think the issue you're having may be that you suffer from dumbfuckitis
Being dumb as a fucking rock sounds fun
>anti bg3 are this retarded
HAS to be bait
he's literally not wrong and I have 200hrs in game so far. the story is trash.
I was not saying the story is good in any capacity. This anon is clearly a lazy cunt. If you cannot infer the level of intelligence of anon just by his post i'm afraid you're doomed.
Best bg3 review.
They hated him because he spoke the truth. Half life 2 didn't start you in the middle of a gunfight between the rebels and the combine because that's a shit way to start a story you open the setting with an introduction showcasing the world in its neutral state so that you know what the baseline is to define the conflict. This is modern television at work. Narrative structure is just too LIMITING for these designers we need to put the climax at the start and then the build up second and then who knows what comes after that so UNIQUE and INTERESTING!!!!!
Forgotten Realms is kind of like that
You have hyperdimensional aberrations a teleport away from some backwards village threatened by ordinary goblins while a fuckhuge multicultural metropolis full of DONUT STEAL OCs an hour's walk away.
Bruh, it's a character RPG, your supposed to talk to people to figure out the shit you don't know and make your own choices based on what you find out/care about. You can literally tell the camp to eat a dick and go off to do your own thing.
Kill Tieflings.
No thanks, BRO.
But why?
Demon tainted blood.
>tells me to kill a bunch of refugees including children
>I do it
>get a blowjob
>she fucks off due to her insane religion
I feel like if ISIS were a bunch of hot women I would be a danger to society
here's your local chaotic evil cleric
Yes mommy I will drain my seed for you to spit in the eye of my god. Anything for you!
Feet
you´re human after all, dont put the blame on yourself
as you command mommy
It's a shame I can't side with the goblins right away. I fucking hate tieflings AND DRUIDS ESPECIALLY and I always have. Druids always fucking suck in these games.
total teethling death
>Let's in a bunch of refugees
>Immediately fucks off, leaves, and gets captured by goblins
>Doesn't transform into a smaller creature to get out of his cell for some reason
>Needs to saved and gives someone else the task of killing the goblin leaders
>Is a sex pest
Halsin is a terrible leader.
Typical druid behavior.
He just wanted an excuse to kill the goblin kids
>Doesn't transform into a smaller creature to get out of his cell for some reason
He actually does. He transforms into a rat when you tell him all three leaders are dead. If you ask him to leave before that he says he doesn't want to until the threat to the grove is eliminated.
That's especially funny because in my game he was being annoyed by goblins in a cage while I just did the ignore option because it's not my place to tell shits not to piss off a bear in a cage, then he breaks out and attacks both the goblins AND me. Killed his ass, then cast speak to the dead to get info from him.
>He actually does
ONLY when you kill the leaders
He literally dies in his cell if you don't save him though.
He could have easily escaped the goblin prison by turning into a bird, Halsin is a retard and a sexual predator
He knew Kagha was up to weird shit so he fucked off before the others found out so he wouldn't be blamed
I never met Halsin but some bear attacked me for playing with goblin kids
>I never met Halsin but some bear attacked me for playing with goblin kids
I kek'd
He explains calmly with a smile that he can't control himself from seething rage so he gets stuck in bear form. Everything about Halsin is beyond stupid.
>Transform into mouse to escape
OR
>Stay as a bear
>Wait for goblin kids to throw rocks at you
>Can now kill them in selfdefense
He has 8 Int.
Halsin is a fucking degen and refused to escape capture (despite being obviously able to just fucking leave at any moment) because he was hoping for a repeat of his Underdark days when he got captured by drow and kept as sex slave for 3 years.
Mother fucker literally peaked in highschool
>is a sex pest
I hated having him at my camp. I talked to him every long rest to see if I needed to for story reasons and every line is just him aggressively flirting with the PC. I was glad he left when I didn't lift the shadow curse. Thankfully I romanced laezel too so I didn't have to deal with more halsin headaches.
After getting buttfucked watching gale do magic tricks I left his ass in camp too. Why are there so many male rapists in this game?
Yep, and that's just the distraction for the federation ship coming from the other side.
I hope you enjoy battling guntanks.
I would throw every tiefling off a cliff with immense force but this guy is alright.
>a cat is fine too
What did he mean by this?
displacer beast sexo
Imagine the feeling of your dick being in two places at once
That is more disturbing than halsin turning into a bear. Atleast halsin is a Druid what’s the excuse for the displacer beast which is a literal animal
Wait until you learn that he secretely marinated her food in succubus pussy juice.
Speak With Animals means anyone can consent if you pass the persuasion check
He's a literal devil, anon.
Fucking animals is his ticket home.
This guy attacked me on sight everytime
I don't even believe it can be possible to talk to him
Is this bait and if not, how?
If you outmaneuver his ambush he instantly turns hostile.
You have to walk in there from the front like a retard, then you can talk to him.
So I have to be a retard, got it
yes you can talk and more
Follow the displacer beast so that you walk into the ambush correctly, going in from the side is no good. I also had Volo's eye and they all failed the save, if that also helps
>I also had Volo's eye
I still kek how picking the most obvious bad choice in videogame history leads to a literal buff.
His whole thing is goofy guy that subverts expectations so I wasnt too surprised honestly. The hag deal seems more obvious it was gonna end badly.
It's an actual buff only because Larian pussied out and took out pretty much every negative consequence to your actions. Hag eye used to be an actual bad thing to have and Volo's eye was only +1 to Charisma from what I remember.
Volo eye used to be +1 CHA -1 INT
I thought that was a pretty cool option, since it can be a good thing for some builds, while bad for others.
As it is now, there’s no reason to NOT get it
It can make you look like a retard particularly if you have demonic eyes
Huh? When does he say this? The cat was his cool pet
he fed the cat aphrodisiacs
Yeah
OPEN THA GAYTE
THEYS NO TIME
He screamed calmly
Is Minthara really worth the genocide?
What genocide, niglings and druids are fine killing each other with little push
Yes, Drussy's based
pls do not bully the Gale
>We have Viconia at home
Underrated comment
I kek at Gale's foresight. Gale is both cringe and based at the same time.
No. She's bugged, boring and brings nothing new to the table. Plus, you lose Karlach and Wyll.
>muh sexo scene
Watch it on pornhub, retard.
>Plus, you lose Karlach and Wyll
That's a plus though.
Nobody cares about Wyll.
wrong, thanks to mizora
I would if he wasn't black. isn't there any mod that deals with this stuff already? I hate seeing Africans in medieval European high fantasy armor/setting.
>inb4 muh demons and froggos and dragons exist
yeah but it doesn't detract from the setting at all. so fuck that argument
>europe
You've already lost.
dragons and lizards don't distract you because you're racist, but unlike most racists in this place you don't even have the balls to admit it, to yourself or to the people here - the people on anonymous forum of all places, too. so you can't say you hate blacks and you don't want to see him, for you it's "i-it detracts ok it just does". i hope you're fine with human on bear sex, guy on troll sex, undead lesbian sex, and the like, otherwise you might not have a good time even with your snowflake mod
I don't want to see Americans in general. Just like with blacks it's not about some seething hatred, you're just annoying and saturate all media with your annoying bullshit. You would still be annoying in small doses but you jam your nonsense everywhere, there's no escape from it.
Aren't you part moron yourself, rasheed?
>you lose an annoying character who is written to act like a millennial and a shitty nig
And?
If you kill karlach you get the best warlock and sorcerer robes in the entire game
>killing one of the tankiest characters in the party that also has a ridiculous damage output
Enjoy your robes.
*respecs someone else in to a melee frontliner*
Oh no, anyway...
you also lose Dammon the smith plus Karlach is the only character that can use Soul Coins
>Dammon the smith
Oh no. One less shop in the game?
Is there literally anything worth buying?
At first I was a retard and picked up literally everything I found so I could sell it for even one gold but then I eventually realized there's fuck all to buy really.
He makes you Flawed Helldusk Gloves for Infernal Iron that shit is really good.
Well, okay then.
Unfortunately Dammon is probably the only shop worth buying from in Act 3 considering he sells the best heavy armor in the game .
who cares about this minmaxing bullshit? I would never know that heavy armor existed, nor would I care. as a paladin of vengeance I killed every demon or demon pacted on sight, thus karlach, wyll, every tiefling in the grove that could die, dead, I don’t give a fuck what bullshit you reddited or looked up in a fucking wiki. also imagine minmaxing when this game is retarded easy on the hardest difficulty
it's also probably the best looking heavy armor in the game
I could give a shit, only good demon is a dead one
none of them are demons thoughever
they look demonic and are infernal with demonic ancestry, therefore they get exterminated on sight like demons
>they look demonic
you look brown polcel
Tieflings are neither demons nor demon pacted, retard.
You should've played a barbarian instead
>he sells the best heavy armor
Better than Raphael's and the Mothril from the forge?
>mythril from the forge
that is act 1 stuff my dude, armor of preservation is way better considering it has 2 more AC, grants you a good amount of spell resistance and cuts all physical damage in half
>Raphael
The biggest benefit of that armor is that characters not proficient in heavy armor can wear it, it's wasted on your frontliners that can already wear heavy armor since it doesn't do anything too special otherwise.
my entire party already has bladeward from the OP cleric gloves from the church tho
The soul coin boost is pretty shit. Who cares?
Damn I guess I'll just have to use all the high level gear the game hands you for completing the main story instead....
Oh no not the 1d4 fire damage
I can just use Lae'zel.
Which one? Is it better than Potent Robe?
>you lose Karlach and Wyll
>Nooo you have to get every companion in every playthrough.
Karlach is a fat dyke and Wyll is a boring gay + he's a literal cuckold.
He literally disapproves thrice if you decide to bang Mizora, Wyll can't catch a break.
YOU FORGOT TO ASK SOMEBODY!!!!!
Mizora sacrifices souls to have sex with you btw you’re evil if you sleep with her
>you sacrifice damned souls if you use them as lube
bro who gives a fuck?
Karlachs already got a handwave for this as for why she eats soul coins
The souls in question belong to the DEVILS now and would only be used for evil so killing/destroying damned souls is actually a good thing.
Yeah because this happens if you impregnate Mizora.
>Wyll seethes -15
>Wyll dilates -10
>Wyll copes -5
No, but I do the genocide anyway because I hate druids and tieflings.
Most of the tieflings die anyway on the way to Baldurs Gate, you just lose Wyll and Karlach and potentially Gale if you fail a roll
I'm gonna have to replay at least Act 1 just to let this stupid shit get herself killed again then kill the parents when they poison Kagha.
Her entire plot line was abandoned in act 3
It's easier to list things that weren't abandoned in Act 3.
Her parents die in act 2 no matter what.
What's the best dialogue option when Zevlor confronts you?
STOP LEADING PREGNANT MALE KOBOLDS TO OUR SANCTUARY CITY CAMP
You're literally a demon, what could I possibly bring that's worse than you
> sub 10 int
Tiefs aren't demons
This game is filled with so much bullshit but will never get called out for any of it because of the mainstream herd mentality that is too obsessed with pretending this game is perfect.
Does this game completely fall apart in Act 3?
No, far from it.
It falls apart in Act2. Act3 only highlights how none of your choices mattered in the game.
I always felt like that was a little overrated anyway. I'm roleplaying, I can feel bad about killing the queeflings or murdering a party member on my own without the game reminding me of it. Realistically, decisions like that would probably have little effect on the fate of the world.
Guys I just heard that Tencent owns about 30% of Larian!
Crazy isn't it?
Do you get off on being called a retard? Get a new pic to spam. This is embarrassing.
Damn, you keep that saved?
I save many, many things, chud.
>I save many, many things
bro that is some schizo behavior
I'm not your bro, ESL. Stick to your shithole and keep scrubbing the floor.
Damn you get triggered really quick
You lost, keep spamming that pic while people are laughing at you.
You sound schizophrenic and aggressive anon. Maybe you need some professional help.
Really? Are you sure it wasn't 30% of CDPR?
It's both. Eurofag devs ate the poisoned fruit
no, cdpr is a esg slave
A lot of devs are ESG slaves but they're the only ones I know of that made a public YouTube video about it instead of just convincing their investors privately. Has this ever been done before? It seems like something that should just be done in the background instead of presenting to a bunch of gamers who will undoubtedly blame the negative qualities of their games on it.
They will change the name soon.
https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/blackrocks-fink-says-hes-stopped-using-weaponised-term-esg-2023-06-26/
God I hate Fink, someone should off that gay.
This isn't a Witcher 3 thread.
waaah
keep crying
>0 results found
No idea if this is a false flag or not but LMAO regardless.
You must be confused, this is a BG3 thrad, not a witcher 3 thread, anon.
Swen Vinckle owns Witcher 3?
I had no idea.
>YOU LED HASTE POTTED LEVEL 12 FIGHTERS HERE?
>>YOU LED HASTE POTTED LEVEL 12 FIGHTERS HERE?
this would legitimately scare me.... hope they fail their WIS/CHA saves as I send them to the shadow realm (for a few turns).
I'm in the shadowed lands and rolan suddenly turned up dead and shadowed near the bottom of the map. The fuck was I supposed to do to prevent this?
He’s looking for his family you’re supposed to save him from the shadow creatures
Hurry and find him if you want him to stay alive. Some events run on invisible timers once activated and long resting or even taking too long in general sometimes will cause them to move on without your slow ass.
>convince him to stay at the grove
>bad things happen
you did this
This shit happened to me too. I walked near to where he gets ambushed by shadows and he was fighting almost off-screen. No idea why the fight started without me.
Next playthrough i'm going full Durge and kill everyone expect Minthara
>Did you just like really led 5 chuds, 2 energy-vampires and A LEO here!?
>THIS AINT IT SIS!
>YOU LED BANE TO THE PLANE?
>WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DRUID HALSIN
>WE WUZ RUNNING FROM THE BIG GUYS
>LOTS OF LOYALTY FOR A TRUE SOUL
Underrated
disturbingly underrated
I don't remember this cinematic from the game.
The grove plan I just listed with Silvanus lists me, my men, Dr. Halsin here, but only one of you!
given one of the bros literally worships BANE I'm was disappointed how little bane posting there is.
It’s cut content but you used to be able to be a cleric of bane too
99% of his Bane stuff is cut content, so.
wtf is this stupid forced reddit-tier meme about
Welcome to reddit the game.
I saw multiple women say they bought the game after the bear scene. Look at the women in that room squirting on their seats...
>dogs
>horses
>morons
>now bears
why are white women like that?
jfc and they wonder why white guys prefer asians
YOU LED FIFTEEN GOBLINS, AN OWLBEAR, TWO STONE GOLEMS, STRAHD VON ZAROVICH, HAMBURGER HELPER, FOURTEEN LESSER WATER ELEMENTALS, A BALD TREANT, DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY™ SERIES, ELMINSTER (Simulacrum), A SMALL GITHZERAI COMMUNITY, THE ENTIRE CIRCLE OF EIGHT, A GAY CENTAUR COUPLE, LORD GORTASH (Modo Final Fantasy), JOSH SAWYER, AN ADORING FAN, SIXTYTWO CREEPING COINS, MURPHY'S GHOST, BRACCHUS REX, A BALOR, ELMINSTER (real), A MUL WITH ASPERGER AND..."DOGMEAT" (?) TO THE GROVE?!
>AND YOU COULDN'T FIND ONE DRUID?
>ONE FUCKING DRUID???
>WHERE IS MY FUCKING DRUID TAV
But it was Aradin who lost the druid...
They wuz runnin'
for theys lives
>LORD GORTASH (Modo Final Fantasy)
Hah. I get it.
Which Salvatore's books are worth reading? He's the only D&D novel writer I know of.
None of Salvatore's bullshit is worth reading, but if you absolutely want to try then you can read the Cleric Quintet. Avoid the Drizzt garbage like the plague.
Any other writer then? I want to try some D&D books.
Honestly, none of them are particularly good so keep your expectations low. You could try reading the Avatar series, which expands upon the Time of Troubles and why some of the gods ended up the way they did. Alternatively if you have some Dragonlance/Ravenloft knowledge, you can read Knight of the Black Rose, which is about Soth's trip to Barovia and has some entertainment value.
>Alternatively if you have some Dragonlance/Ravenloft knowledge
I have none which is another reason why I'm looking for novels. As I understand modules and handbooks aren't a particularly interesting read unless you just want lore and only lore.
The Jarlaxle and Artemis stories are great though.
That would require him to sift through thousands of pages of Drizzt's whiny, angsty, mary sue bullshit. As much as I love Jarlaxle it's really not worth it.
The best course of action is to convince Kagha to not side with the Shadow Druids, but also kill Halsin so she remains in charge. Sexual predators shouldn't be allowed to roam free.
When should I start the raid? I am exploring the underdark but it just keeps going, should I finish that plot first?
You can do it whenever, really. Though I always put off that particular quest (either) until I was done with most of act 1. For some reason I've played through it three times and the only thing I had left before choosing between druids and goblins is always the mountain pass.
The best robes in the game or Reddit cringe companion I kill karlach every playthrough even the good one
>The best robes in the game
The ones you get for killing the Bard?
I still think potent robe is better.
If you're a CHA caster, yes, but Wizards use INT.
is it possible to get this armor as durge?
Yes. Knock out Alfria so she doesn't come to your camp.
I havent tried it but you can knock the bard bitch out before she comes to camp and end up killing some scallie instead. No idea if you still get the robe later though.
>No idea if you still get the robe later though
Why wouldn't you be able to? Alfira's still alive in my game and as far as I know all you need is all the Tieflings alive by the end of act 2.
I did that in a previous Durge playthrough; broke them out of Moonrise and talked to Alfira at Last Light and I dont recall getting the robe
Luv me Paladin
>tieflings won't leave because they're scared of goblins on the road
>could literally take a single right turn and never see any goblins, get nowhere near goblin camp, and take the mountain pass to baldurs gate
idgi
Shhhhhh. Orin is sleeping.
YOU LED THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER, LO-PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S. PRESTON, AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN TO THE GROVE?!
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, YOU FOOL!
>kill karlach
>save the grove
best of two worlds
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Borislav absolutely sucked in BG3, doesn't hold the candle to his work in DOS2 whatsoever. Which already was a step down from Kirill's music.
Bruh that was a straight up banger fr no cap
xD same meme over and over and over except less funny every time! 2023 neoeneoneovee put me in the screencap!! and can someone make me a CHUDJAK 😀
Modern D&D (critical roll) demographic.
why is everyone immediately suHispanicious of my Drow Sorcerer?
>Drow
you picked the black people of dnd
He's a Drow, not an Orc.
We've already established that anyone who looks at an orc and sees a racist caricature is themselves a racist, but drow are actual morons. Orcs fight because they like to fight, drow will backstab you just so you don't succeed. They are literally a society of crabs in a bucket who only thrive because lolth thinks it's funny to watch
>but drow are actual morons
Drow can maintain societies.
did you not read the rest of my post
did you literally read that, stop and then reply instantly
I think you are the one that don't get it...
morons also can maintain their own moron societies
Are you dumber than a moron or something?
They actually can't. They literally need Lolth's divine intervention 24/7 in order for their society to not immediately collapse.
>will backstab you just so you don't succeed
>society of crabs in a bucket
>matriarchal
>dark skin
>deeply insulted if you don't know all their complicated rituals
>no awareness of other points of views or cultures
So they're Americans.
>you picked the black people of dnd
actually
Around drows close your windows.
Around drows, draw your bows...
That doesn't rhyme.
read what you chose on character creation my dude, drows are irredeemably evil cultist shit head edgelords who worship a giant spider, the only reason they're selectable as a player character is because people are obsessed with Drizzt, an insufferably gary sue from the R.A. Salvatore novels, there is absolutely nothing redeemable about the average Drow, but just like Tieflings we have to include the option for cringe snowflake gays to have their le hecking brave and valid OC's
but it said only the Lolth sworn are evil
And as a percentage, how many drow do you think are Lolth sworn vs. Elistraee liberated?
It's more than a 90% lean to Lolth.
Most of the Sword Coast and Baldur's Gate in general are dumbass hicks. They see a Drow they think Lolth.
Drow are cool you can literally be a cute purple girl that can see in the dark. Also, spiders are cool. Also also, vast underground areas are peak videogaming locations.
If Drow were snake motifs instead of spider motifs they'd be beyond perfect.
>vast underground areas are peak videogaming locations
And sewers are the worst. The city sewers cast a shadow over the entire third part.
You're evoking associations wherever you place me so don't place me where I'm surrounded by literal feces. Spiders are scary and spooky, feces is not.
Why does everyone just know I was the one who killed the bard? Literally washed my hands. This is bullshit
cause you're weird and bad at lying
Should have gotten rid of the body.
Shut up, William Shakespeare.
Because your paladin oath forbids lying so you admitted to your sins like a man.
I'm stunned Lae'zek is so easy. 3 hours in and she already wants to bone my character.
Why is /ourguy/ Wyll not popular with the ladies?
Astarion is a vampire, the defining sexy beast.
Gale is just pretty good looking in general.
Wyll already has his whole succubus storyline.
cuz most people will have his devilfied form and he looks like a freak
I realized thanks to bg3 that horned blacks look like utter shit
They probably thought wyll looked badass like that but he's just ugly
He's unironically the most vanilla, or chocolate of all the companions. Very boring, despite all the attempts.
>He's a swashbuckling hero of the people!
He's boring.
>He's a warlock!
He's boring.
>He has a evil mastermind devil mistress that fucks with him!
She's cool but he's boring.
>He grows horns.
Ha! Good one, devil lady, shame he's still boring and doesn't even react to it.
>He's the son of the duke!
'k
And that's as far as I've gotten with him. He's now permanently benched but I guess I'll still manage to progress his quest in act 2 since his dad is somewhere in the tower.
Honestly with him being so cookie cutter I feel like he should've been generic white hero
I actually finished an entire run with him. He's not boring. He's very boring.
Apparently he was supposed to have a bit more flavor to him in that he placed being a narcissistic dick with an ego above the welfare of others, and you can still see traces of it in some banter and dialogue, but they cut it out because people complained there was no true 'good' companion.
That would actually have made him interesting, maybe. Was it the gays on the Larian forums that complained or something?
They rewrote his story cause he was the least used companion. He used to be a fraud that made a deal with mizora to be a hero there was nothing involving tiamet cults and he lost his eye from goblins and had sexual relationship with mizora or something I don’t think he hated her as much as he does in the current game.
How have these retards already shat out over two thousand fan fictions?
a lot of them are probably very short.
Karlach: fucking fuck hehe
Wyll: I am here.
Durge: arrg i am to be killings now. i am needings bloods
Durge: nevermind
Shadowheart: wow the writer of this dialogue is so handsome
Gale: indubitably good sir edit: thanks for the gold
Mystra: kill urself lol
And then they all had sex.
>Shadowheart: wow the writer of this dialogue is so handsome
Kek
it's mostly just smut and all smut reads the same, you just change character names
because he's a moron
next question
he's bad in bed (confirmed by laezel) and is boring. meanwhile astarion
>good in bed
>has a tragic past
>a walking chuckles dispense
>knows how to bantz
>is a vampire
as well as a dozen other fetish fullfillmentas well as fitting into like a dozen fetish niches. other male characters simply didn't stand a chance
>bro don’t take the tadpoles you’ll face irreversible consequences
ok I won’t
>find out later there is literally no consequences and all I did was miss out on cool powers
>encounter grove
>see tieflings argue with druids then leave
>decide to see what was up
>druids there threaten to tear me apart as a bear because I just happened to walk there
>say fuck you and attack them because they threatened me harm
>they then play a cutscene of them killing every single Tiefling
>I kill the druids
>grove is now empty
>apparently I missed out on the majority of act 1 content as a result because Larian expects me to sit there and get threatened by tree gays and not attack them and put them in their place first for them threatening me.
Nice game.
The grove isn't even close to a majority of Act 1 content.
I missed out on the majority of act 1 content
Bullshit, all the side quests are open to you and you inadvertently solved the grove conflict. You miss out on bitching druids and tieflings, maybe one of the companions won't join you but another will as well as a few side quests later on with the tieflings.
This "boohoo I missed content" bullshit argument is absurd anyway. You're supposed to play a character. A lot of posters complain there is less content if you choose evil decisions but so what? If you're an evil character you wouldn't be helping out any of these tiefling shits anyway, and you can still do all the Last Light quests and get Jaheira and Minsc in your evil party.
>Tard rage
Druids were the real tards, and always are in every form of media they are in
ok Druids are tards, but they just want to live their tardation in isolation
I could understand that if they actually just told me to leave, but in game they tell an obvious outsider who is obviously not associated with the tieflings and are just passing through, they are going to tear them apart just for being there, instead of asking you to leave.
I gonna be completely honest here, I just hit 35 hours on act one the other day and that was when I went down into the grove and saw the cutscene with the snake bitch. So, you're a real lying gay to say that the grove is the majority of act 1 content.
nothing to be suHispanicious about, just a female Lolth-sworn Storm Sorceress
So now the game forces me to kill Shart too? And the bitch had the gall to talk about me seeing reason, lol.
Already had to put down the frog and Jaheira, at this rate I'm gonna run out of companions.
>forces me
No it doesn't.
>he failed the rep check and the persuasion roll
smartest paladin-warlock metaslave
I didn't fail any rolls, if there was a persuasion option it just wasn't something I wanted to say. I'm not gonna read wikis and pick dialogue based on the outcome it leads to.
that part is pretty bad. There are two dialogue choices that sound the same but if you pick the more pleading one she tries to kill you.
The real bad part is that you actually have to tell Shadowheart to kill Nightsong, otherwise she always drops the spear.
dumb boomer
It makes no sense that Shadowheart gets aggro with you for pleading not to do it. I dont care that its her "character journey" I dont want her killing an important NPC so I cant just sit back and hope that she 'makes the right decision'. No, I dont care that so far in my good run she hasnt been truly evil so I should have to blindly trust her and not intervene.
Shes like an annoying teenager that gets mad for being told to do what she was probably already going to do but she cant expect anyone to read minds, especially when the outcome is pretty big, or expect anyone to be comfortable with how she withholds her true intentions from you. Bitch its not your game its mine.
It was an interesting twist if a dumb one. Still reloaded.
>an important NPC
That's really stretching it. Not to mention there's no difference whether you save or kill her.
She plays a part in Act 3 both a quest with the wizard Lorroakan and helps you in the final battle. Id say thats important enough as far as NPCs go.
But even just for RPing purposes, especially on a good run or playing paladin, its just not right to let your companion go amok against someone that is prisoner and cant even fight back.
For sure especially when your approval bar at 100 literally tells you your companion is easily convinced by you so youd expect shed listen to your pleas. They werent even rude or commanding options, either.
its extra retarded if youre fucking her that she still tries to kill you without a second thought despite saying youre the most important person in her life. Shadowkek posters were right
well, zealotry is a powerful cringe.
>warlock has 20 charisma
>eldritch blast hit chance is still around 65-70%
what the fuck do i have to do to hit stuff in this game?
just don't get unlucky bro
i think you need DEX to hit and CHA determines the damage
Find gear that increases your spell attack bonus.
Nah isnt CHA what gives him spell attack bonus
To get the Drussy you have to deal with.
1. Karlach, Wyll, and Halsin gone. Lots of content gone
2. Tieflings quests in act 2-3
3. Pure good or pure evil route off table (Minthara becomes surprisingly good and you are expected to cater to her weird justice)
4. A character that was basically shelved and abandoned by devs
They really didn’t make a compelling evil route, Durge shows they could make a character, but not a narrative direction.
Conclusion, just use a mod to spawn in Minthara in act 1 and don’t bother trying to get her legit
>3. Pure good or pure evil route off table (Minthara becomes surprisingly good and you are expected to cater to her weird justice)
What are you on about? She is regretful about the things she did as an absolute thrall but she openly encourages all evil decisions. She gets dialogue telling Shadowheart to kill the aasimar (she is the only party member to support this vocally), Astarion to do the profane ascension, and the dark urge to become the chosen of bhaal and use the absolute to murder millions.
Minthara is too based for BG3
I laughed when she said she would cut the hand off any kids who try to pick her pockets, then approves if you say "Why not their heads?" and in an earnest tone says that all children deserve a second chance.
I thought the part where she says, "The Harper is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Harper and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I’ve been found out'," was a bit out of place. I guess it made sense though
YOU LET /QA/ TO Ganker??? WHERE IS THE JANNY??
>Now if you excuse us, we must fuck
Absolutely based, Both Isobel and Aylin are great, My yurifag heart is pleased, act 2 is fucking awesome.
My dream visitor is a sexy hag, I'd be easily manipulated by her
>sexy hag
oxymoron
Thinking about going Monk in my evil playthrough. Any monk items locked behind the good route?
>Eldritch Blast
>miss
Great game
I'm taking the day off from BG3 today I think.
I failed to rescue Zevlor and people told me he is actually a pretty powerful ally in the final fight
How good is he actually?
Anon, it's a piss-easy game aimed at casuals. None of these final fight allies matter in the slightest.
I'm just curious about what kind of abilities he has, that's all
him and the boys killed 2 of the dream visitors, most of the tentacles and kept the dragon's fire away from my characters in the final battle
He's alright.
He killed two Mindflayers in my run before charging the dragon for the rest of the battle, he was unhinged.
i could not find him, found the other tieflings tho
good distraction, beefy enough not to croak and can do some damage. Nice to run interference for the tentacles and dream sluts
Orin killed him. My strongest ally was owlbear and the strange ox lol
Dykesong was useless
Release the daisy cut i can’t replay the game knowing the babe I create is actually a squid trying to groom me into becoming his femboy mindflayer bf
my favorite part about Zevlor is that it's implied multiple times how much of a coward he actually is once you get settled and move beyond the grove.
There are tons of dead tieflings saying how Zevlor ran and abandoned them.
Then he does the same thing almost to your face in Act 2.
Unless there is an outcome where he isn't a pussy I haven't seen it. I've done Act 2 Thrice now.
You've played the game three times and still don't understand that not everyone has a plot cube to unmindcontrol themselves, thats crazy
Mind Flayers essentially forced Zevlor into a wisdom check and he failed it. You get to see why they directly target him considering he oneshots a Mind Flayer and is a carry in the final battle if you have him.
why even call itt baldurs gate its nothing like the other ones
Should I just kill Wyll in my next playthrough? I forget what story reasons there were for doing so. Like I killed Karlach because there was a contract on her head. Does someone want to kill Wyll? I forget. I still need a reason, being black and his faggy dancing isn't quite enough.
If you recruit Karlach first Wyll disappears from the grove and then barges into your camp when you long rest to kill Karlach. I guess this is your chance to kill him story-wise.
Nice. That's what I'll probably do. I'll probably let Shadowheart kill Laezel too since I've heard her story. I guess I could kill Shadowheart too but I can't think of a good reason.
>I could kill Shadowheart too but I can't think of a good reason
Play Dark Urge, romance her and don't kill Isobel. Game will "force" you to kill her in her sleep.
Sacrifice him to BOOAL
>no red wizard gigachad companion
Which caster is the most fun to play? Im a lvl 4 sorcerer but im kinda bored. I only have like 5 spells and none of them do anything interesting or good damage. Also my accuracy is abismal.
Wild magic is fun if you want chaos. Storm sorc is fun for me because I love the lightning theme and playing with wet/lightning for big numbers is fun.
Otherwise Wizard, you get so many fucking options and can play it in a variety of ways. Sorcs are pretty limited to just blaster caster.
Druid, Wizard, and Tempest Cleric are easily the three best casters.
But the game kind of wants you to play a Bard, and Bard is okay.
Level 5 is where you get the good shit in level 3 spells
Mushroom Druid sounds fun. I’m told it’s shitty, but fun. Wild magic, bard for the dialogue.
shit ai thread tbh
That would explain all the pajeets bitching about Kino Gate 3
>Really want magic missile on my warlock
>Pick up Magic Initiate Sorc as my first feat
>Long rest to charge is kinda rough but I was gonna use my cantrips anyways so fuck it
>Uhh actually you spend the slot but it doesn't upcast fuck you 🙂
FUCK OFF I WANT MAGIC MISSILE AAA
ya that initiate shit is so fucking worthless it's insane. I only ever dip into them for shield because of how retard OP shield can be. (with already high AC from heavy armor or mage armor + high dex)
Bro just do 8/4 sorc warlock or something
>Losing access to level 5 and 6 spells and limiting my warlock slots to second level
>Just because I want magic missile on my warlock slots
I thought caster levels added up no?
Magic Initiate Druid is the only good Magic Initiate Perk IMO.
I'm in act 3 level 11 bros and I'm having a hard time caring about anything anymore. I found half of the clown's corpse and I still have all these im assuming end game dungeons for each party member but goddamn i dont give a fuck. i just want to find wyll's dad
>i just want to find wyll's dad
Everything is more interesting than wyll or his dad. I let him die so I could save some random gnome I never met instead. Then I was given the option of reviving him and said no thanks, for the good of the sword coast.
i just want to have my doomguy ending with karlach
if i accidentally broke my oath as a paladin can i just use Withers to respec or do i really have to pay 2000gp to the oathbreaker to get rid of my necromancer powers
2k to respec. Withers doesn’t work.
well that fucking sucks.
You get a shit ton of gold anyways later on.
Or just run with it. Oathbreaker is a fun class. Have gale be a neceomancer and run around with an undead army.
>GUYS I'M GETTING TIRED THERE'S TOO MUCH TO DO IN ACT 3
then don't do it
>NOOOOOOOOOO
*A while later.....*
>GUYS WHY DID THEY CUT UPPER CITY ACT 3 IS TOO SMALL HUR DUR
>GUYS I'M GETTING TIRED THERE'S TOO MUCH TO DO IN ACT 3
it's not so much, too much, it's more like
>why do I give a single shit about all this gay shit?
and it feels more like being a good bitch boy to help your companions and the various NPCs you meet and putting everything right before all hell breaks loose anyhow.
Yeah the fact that by fairly early in Act 3 you're most likely level capped and with no post-game or expansion in the works, just stuck in Lower City Baldurs Gate, its like fuck it might as well finish it now. The endings don't change anyway.
>The endings don't change anyway
this is the real black pill too. I never used the "gather allies" thing ONCE.
it did FUCK ALL for the story.
Doesn't everyone says act 3 is 40 hours of content? Why didn't they add upper city? Make it double
80 HOURS OF ACT 3, that's what we all want
good morning sir
What is it bloody sir? BENCHOD bastard
Just change to Act 3 (lower city) and Act 4 (upper city). That should make it easier to manage mentally.
>blunder into some haunted house in the lower city
>every enemy is invisible
>there are skulls everywhere that push you with massive force
>cant leave because constant fight mode
>found a painting upstairs that i cant interact with for whatever reason.
what do i do here, anyone know?
You can lift the curse if you find a store owned by a mummy lord, if you saved the painter in act 1 it's a quest. If you didn't you may still be able to lift the curse, you need to get a torch from this mummy lord and burn the painting.
Not worth it, fighting in that manor over 3 floors with the push skulls fucking sucks and you get shit all for the quest reward
Reminder karlachs ending is literally the failsafe bad endings for not repairing her heart.
The map is too small and party too restrictive, every one of these games overwhelms me with the constant
>uh one of the ten people at camp need you to bring them here
But with this I feel like I'm missing out on something every time I turn a corner and run into another companions quest I don't have with me.
just ignore the ones that are annoying
>gay vampire tries to bite me in my sleep after not using or talking to him in ages
>stake him in the heart
>entire party approves
His voice annoyed the fuck out of me anyway
>killing one of the most interesting companion by far
your loss
?t=14
>is a smug gay guy
>interesting
If you just smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and sternly say "no", it's never brought up again. Turns out he's the least troublesome companion in the long run, every fucking one is defective in some way.
I am playing this with pretty much zero save scumming...
is this actually a good way to play? I don't see anyone else going into areas and quests blind, and taking the dice rolls as they come
Nah, I’ve been doing it too. I’ve been playing on Tactician and only save after long rests or when I can smell a fight coming.
its fine, consequences can be interesting when they happen but it still sucks to roll a Nat 1 on a DC10 that you have like 12+ proficiency in.
>hey guys am I enjoying playing the game like this??
what's wrong with zoomers? why do you need to be told if you're enjoying something or not? and why do you think that someone else would be able to tell you? as a kid, did you sit there and play with your toy and turn to your mom and ask her "mom, am I enjoying myself?" or something? is that how you ended up this way? fucking surreal
To be fair I wish someone had told me Xcom 2 was unplayable your first run without savescumming. Even on easy. Would of saved me a ton of time.
Why are you so angry? I am asking to compare the way I've chosen to play against ways other anons have played, because I don't know much about dnd at all and want a good first exoerience
you need to empty your pockets my dude fr fr sheeeeeeesh
It’s the only way to play. Absolute fucking blast. This will sound retarded but I love playing this way as you learn new perspectives and challenge yourself through hard choices and consequences.
You can tell which Anons were raised on savescumming by how fragile they are.
It's the best way to play. Being able to instapass every check is retarded, there should always be a chance of failure.
>be a paladin who wants to expunge every goblin, demon and fiend from the world
>lae'zel is trapped by a couple of tieflings
>kill them because they're part demon
>this somehow makes me an oathbreaker
>>kill them because they're part demon
they're planar touched, not fiend at all..... wtf
>you see, I just LOOK like a demon, and share physical traits with a demon, and ACT like a demon, and my soul is bonded by blood to a demon, BUT
if you don't kill them on the spot before the second comma you're not a paladin. you probably should do it before the first.
>killing someone for the sins of their fathers.
seems kind of douchy to me.
I would totally kill a german if you put them in front of me right now
>Tieflings used to look less demonic but were more effected by their heritage in earlier editions
>Now it's the opposite.
Honestly, the idea of people "touched" by the hells not being impacted by that on any level besides cosmetic is fucking lame in the first place and a greater symptom of D&D's move towards mass-appeal. Behead all Thiefling players.
>Honestly, the idea of people "touched" by the hells not being impacted by that on any level besides cosmetic is fucking lame in the first place and a greater symptom of D&D's move towards mass-appeal. Behead all Thiefling players.
yes I agree with you actually. that's the worst part. these races are gay. it was better when D&D, much like tolkino was pure racism.
Life must be so tough.
it is. thank you for understanding my fantasy racism and why I think the classes like dragonborn and tieflings are gay as fuck. honestly throw the gith in there too.
But all of them are shitheads. That's not from the demonic corruption?
That's merely (unintentionally) from the writing, I'm afraid.
>violate oath
>powers stolen
Tieflings are humans or the descendants of humans how have been touched in some form by evil outsider influence, not all Tieflings are the result of a Devil or Demon shagging a distant ancestor.
Why do people keep using this bait. Why do people keep falling for it, too.
Because the Paladin class keeps attracting the most briandead retarded gorilla morons imaginable.
>I'm a paladin
>I literally broke my oath on those exact two tieflings
In my defence, my actual retard friend attacked them and Im role playing his tard wrangler that has to protect him from his retarded decisions.
Racism isn an oath, anon
Not with that attitude.
LET ME FUCK LAWFUL EVIL MEN, SWEN, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>his boss song
Absolute kino from the Absolute itself
Yeah but having two tags often interferes if you only want to do Durge choices
Hell hell
Hell has it's laws
Hell hell
Homos are deplored
Thrown from roofs without pause
Squirm squirm
Now down here come the guffaws
LIIIIIIIIIIIIVVESSSS
ALLL MORTAL LIIIIIIIIIVVVESS
EEEXXXXPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREEE
Defend ever playing a Male Lolth sworn Drow
I want to be someone's bitch
I can't, you're supposed to play the canon BG3 protagonist: white dragon born Dark Urge
Dragonborn isn’t canon for durge.
If he was, there would be more dragonborn interactions in the game.
Dragonborn and half-orc seem like last minute adds to the game
>Dragonborn isn’t canon for durge.
They were.
Its why you don't run into almost any of them until act 3. And its still not that many.
Which just made the lack of interactions weirder. You seem to be as rare as a Unicorn outside of Baldur's Gate(where you're still uncommon) yet almost no one reacts to you despite likely never having seen a Dragonborn in person before.
Yup.
My character is a dragonborn and his race is mentioned maybe 3 times throughout the 100+ hours i have played.
Some of the interactions you do have like intimidating the Tiefling with Lae'zel aren't even original and are used for both Half-Orc and Dragonborn.
>Dragonborn isn’t canon for durge.
Given you can find a White Dragonborn corpse in Orins room if you play regular Tav, I'd be inclined to say that the default Durge is canon Durge.
They should have made him a companion.
The game has like only 1 truly evil companion.
>Dragonborn and half-orc seem like last minute adds to the game
You can bet you ass that dragonborn are only in the game because of Swen "Dragonfucker" Vincke.
>but gave no option to fuck a dragonborn
I'm disappointed in Sven.
White Dragonborn Sorcerer is the combo they have always used to represent Durge. And given that Durge himself is likely the canon protagonist, this combination is probably the canon one for BG3 as a whole.
>Playing as a furrymoron
Miss me with that gay shit
>Defend ever playing a Male Lolth sworn Drow
I want to role play ryld and pharaun, duh.
>pick warlock thinking I get to cast evil spells and be an edgy wizard
>pic related is what I actually got
It’s a good spell though.
>translator note: not actually a glock 40.
Is there rust on it?
looks like it, kek.
it's just a shitty Hi-Point JCP which is probably why the nig was confused and called it his Fohtay (threw glawk in there for reasons beyond my understanding)
this game was made by and for people who wear butt plugs and programming socks while gaming and are into puppy diaperpooping
so hows your playthrough going
finished it like 3 weeks ago, not sure what you latefags are doing still playing this
Been playing since day 1.
Put 102 hours into it and still in act 3.
Some people don't rush through games.
ok latefag wagie
t. 205h
Why yes I do have a job, wife and two daughters.
I can't play a game for 10+ hours every single day.
>two daughters
Is there anything more cucked than this?
three daughters
>I can't play a game for 10+ hours every single day
Why even live then?
Trust me I would love to.
But I'm not 15 anymore and I have bills to pay.
>Can't recruit Kagha
She's kinda ugly but also weirdly made my dick diamonds.
>wanting another elf companion
Game has more than enough as is.
Are Drow the shittiest race in the game? This is even without their sunlight weakness. I remember back in the day they were OP if you wanted to play one and had inherent spell resistance and shit.
Is long rests the only way "time" actually progresses, or do some quests progress in real time?
I wish for my 2nd and so on playthroughs there was a mod that tells you what clocks are ticking down for your current objectives and for how long
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1879
Nice, thanks anon.
Still doesnt help for world quests like how long you can rest before the moonrise prisoners die for example
fair, but it'd be kind of weird if you could just get an alarm telling you "uh oh! the guys are about to choke!". not very larian, i guess, since their design is usually fuck around an find out.
>Is long rests the only way "time" actually progresses
Some events like Rolan getting ambushed progress in real time. Others like Neer being trapped and choking on poison fumes is not real time. No idea what the Waukeen's Rest event is tied to.
I'm never going to use these 2000 different arrows and scrolls am I
Then just use them.
I never find a good time to and on the rare occasion I do it feels like a waste. I think I'll just sell them all and buy me some equipment or something.
If you have someone as an archer and aren't using the arrows than you're retarded.
> Dragonborn isn’t canon for durge.
He is doe
Meant for
>cant play as undead
Why?
undead don't have souls silly
I bet she tastes like blueberries.
man she's so hot, too bad they didn't add necrophilia to the game
i would impregnate so many femtieflings bros
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Thoughts on the cut dark urge ending?
this is based though. why did they cut this?
Cause it’s deranged
and having sex with a bear isn't?
>ZOOPHILIA GOOD
>RAPE BAD
Yikes.
Not bestality since its a sapient elf guy.
Thats how they got away with it.
so is being the chosen of fucking bhaal, what's your point?
They cut practically all of the endings. That's why they hyped up the thousands of endings they had before release and then the final game has one short ending with some small variations. They even left in the audio for Withers summing up a bunch of them in an epilogue scene in the files.
Based af and canon as well (Bhaal fucked everything that moved before he died to produce a horde of bhaalspawn)
Shame they removed it
As a lamashtu worshipper I pray daily that this ending is put back in and maybe even perhaps there’s a variant for faithful durges as well….
If you make a companion a paladin do they break their oaths if you are the one making the decisions?
How do I build an eldritch blast spam lock?
Step 1. select Warlock, raise CHA, and learn Eldritch Blast
Step 2. achieve level 2 and learn the Eldritch Invocation, Agonizing Blast
Step 3. cast Eldritch Blast on anything that twitches
congratulations you are an eldritch blast spamlock
but it does shit damage
It scales as you level up.
Rescue the tieflings in act 2 for the Potent Robe and it will do amazing damage.
>shit damage
instant death from fall damage is good though........
>accidentally instakill the last goblin leader by blindly walking in, aggro the whole room and have wyll i am shoot cummie blast at the right place and angle to send him flying off the edge
I was legitimately disappointed.
Is it just me or does the relationship system in the game do such a disservice the characters - especially the male ones?
Like Wyll and Gale seem like bro-tier characters, but them constantly trying to force gay sex on you make them annoying to deal with.
They should’ve let you pick your sexuality on the character creator, so that you can turn off bisexual crap
100% agree, it's just uncomfortable having these dudes openly trying to fuck you constantly.
They aren't bros because companions are written as sex partner first and foremost.
>play woman
>laezel gets off on your sweat
>karlach can't stop wanting to ride you
>minthara is perpetually horny
It's just fair, but you won't complain about this because you like it.
you literally only have to tell them to fuck off ONCE you fucking moron jesus christ you gays are so obsessed
Gale, wyll and Halsin were literally haunting me for my entire first playthrough.
I turned them all down AT LEAST 2-3 times before they fucked off
>meet Astarion
>reject his advances once, if even (he isn't into you anyway)
>never asks to fuck again
That's because Astarion understands boundaries.
Gale, however, is a renowned violator of boundaries to the point he went too far with the goddess of magic because he wanted that glowing pussy so much.
Yeah, Astarion tried to hit on me once in Act 1 and then never tried again, I guess Gale flags just bugged or something.
No, he just has an ego the size of a mountain.
Fuck him and then tell him it was fine, he goes
>HOW ABOUT I BLOW MYSELF UP, IS THAT "FINE" TOO
Shut the fuck up you lying bitch, I've had to reject Gale like 3 times over the course of the playthrough.
>Wants to fuck at the grove party
>Reject him
>Later wants to show me his homoerotic magic show
>Reject him
>Then wants to cuddle me while watching the sunrise
>Reject him again
>All this while he whinges about muh Mystra
GET A CLUE YOU FUCKING PREDATOR
>>Then wants to cuddle me while watching the sunrise
you can just watch sunrise as bros, unironically, no dicks touching or anything
FASTER