YOU LED THE DROW HERE!? BY THE NINE HELLS, WHY!?

YOU LED THE DROW HERE!? BY THE NINE HELLS, WHY!?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue pussy...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"For fucks sake, durge. You could've had as much red demon pussy as you wanted!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah man, it's gotta be blue, purple, or grey. Not enough blue succusluts hanging around the succuslums.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if only that was true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when they were brown. I WE LIKED IT THAT WAY TOO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drow used to be grey.
        Then they were pitch-black in a silly attempt to make them more inhuman and less sexy. Then they were grey, blue and purple.
        And now they're grey, blue and purple again.
        The only brown elves in FR were some variations of the Wild Elves.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEAR BROKEN

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and guess what else you devilspawn?! I'm working for them hahahahah
    >Scorching Ray

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Resist
      bro he's a literal hellspawn, are you retarded?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scorching Ray on a Tiefling

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Minthara sat me down and blew me. She sucked the nut right out of my balls.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non-white pusspuss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >halfling
      Violent vomiting.png

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ending is literally dragon age origins but shittier and no epilogue like Dao. LMFAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh... at least the beginning part of the game that was in EA for 3 years is a 10/10 though!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the game falls off hard, but Act 3 is still better than doodoofield, Singh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't bother playing cottonfield.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          act 3 is absolute dogwater. Atleast starfield doesnt have me reload my saves 10 fucking times because of a quest glitching out.
          sadly when bg3 definitive edition release all this shit will be forgotten about.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            performance patch hit a week ago or so, has made Act 3 way better to play. Not perfect but it's not as hard of a drop off, at least I can play for an hour without my frames dropping to 10 fps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think I prefer Act 3 to Act 2 overall, but it has some of the worst fucking quests and encounters in the game. Seriously, fuck the quest with the Artist - shit story, shit, tedious combat encounters, shit everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Act 2 is so on rails it ruins it and you can feel the re-writes all over the place with the plot and characters. I think act 3 being the biggest in terms of content was a mistake, Baldurs Gate should have been act 1 with subsequent acts being more focused and reactive to your decisions, as it stands the reactivity in this game is way overblown

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being better than bethesda trash is a low bar. A better comparison would be war of the righteous, which is far from perfect, but high art compared to BG3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I need a wall of text to tell me what happens 5 years after the game is over!!!!!!!
      Zesty-ass bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes anon, having some resolution to all the shit you did is a perfectly reasonable thing to want at the end of an RPG.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no its not obsidiot, play a real rpg for once

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's a real RPG anon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Obsidian invented ending slides
            Based retard who's first CRPG was BG3.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good RPGs:
              Pools of Radiance
              Knight of Krynn
              Lands of Lore
              Ultima 4-6
              Ultima Underworld
              Wizardry 5-7
              Wizards and Warriors
              Jagged Alliance 2
              Temple of Elemental Evil
              Gorky 17
              Arx Fatalis
              Deus Ex
              Dungeon Rats
              Age of Decadence
              Grimrock 1 and 2
              Elminage Gothic
              Knights of the Chalice 1 and 2
              Baldur's Gate 3

              Bad RPGs:
              The bioware/obsidian/bethesda trash you play.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like games from both categories :^)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                idc, if you like the games on the bottom youre opinion is meaningless to me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >youre opinion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you don't actually have an opinion, you're just shitposting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not, i genuinely think you don't have an opinion worth typing out if you like bioware/obsidian/bethesda games and you should keep it to yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you do, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cover myself in my own feces
                >what do mean I smell bad? BAIT BAIT BAIT TROLLLL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ywnb as good of a character as Fenris

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >DA2drone
                >2023

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my love for this elf doesn't die but everyone else's urge to draw fanart of him did

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm more of a DA2 apologist than most but Fenris is one of the most boring examples of the archetypical edgy character with a tragic backstory.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're being rude to my husband so I must ask you to leave.
                He's grounded and realistic is what he is. he's a normal person turned sour by a horrible situation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is sort of the problem with anonymity, you can never tell when the person disrupting discussion is some stupid asshole that likes DA2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Arrow emo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bad RPGs:
                >The bioware/obsidian/bethesda trash you play.
                Based and truthpilled, I especially hate Obsidian and BioWare dickriders since those act like they've made anything worth a shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Specially their gay ganbanging wolves with 4 combat inepts as starting gameplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game literally unfinished
        >epilogue sound files already datamined
        >devs talking about how they will add them soon
        >braindead drone still defends m'lady's honor as if not having them was a design decision

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every CRPG releases unfinished.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >LITERALLY unfinished
          as opposed to figuratively unfinished? redditor
          GOTY locked in
          96 metacritc
          96 user reviews
          100000000000 copies sold

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's much funnier than that.
          >So we are adding in extra epilogue stuff. It’s actually underway. Actors are being recalled, writing is happening on that. But it’s not (cut) content that existed; it’s something that we are going to create new.
          They went so hard with "we didn't cut nothing" angle that it seems now they can't reuse stuff people have datamined and called them out for.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy getting cucked by an islamic roided devil woman and her reddit moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah
      That's why all the threads about it only talk about act 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Upper City
      >Characters missing their quest endings
      >No epilogue or slides included
      >Released a month early because of shitfield
      Yeah...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah every single companion does not have an ending. I help astorian for what, I don't even see what the fuck he does with his powers. Same with gale. Same with wyll as duke. Same with laezel as leader of gith, same with fucking everyone. Same with the illithid just freed. What the fuck was the point of it all. Game is the equivalent of finally getting to 3rd base with a hot chick you've been seeing for weeks only to find out it has a dick. The game is garbage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Game is the equivalent of finally getting to 3rd base with a hot chick you've been seeing for weeks only to find out it has a dick. The game is garbage.
          I see mixed signals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >glitches galore
        >Astarion beats the game in his vampire mist form
        >when I brainwash the party in the evil ending he is a party sized ball of gas
        >and is stuck that way permanently

        I don’t mind the bugs though, it’ll get fixed eventually

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >7k vampires for a basic shit vampire magic

          Did dnd vampires were the inspiration of Twilight by how gay they are they dont even have bat monster form as they get elder?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Released early for Shitfield
        Good choice honestly, they absolutely ruined starfield for me. The Characters just seem so boring and bland by comparison

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Without comparison skyrim in space looks good, yeah?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Talking like a man who hasn't met CEO Ulara

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't tell if you're being sarcastic lol, she's just another bored boss bitch, this game has a million of them, I'm getting fatigued

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol it's fucking ridiculous. You have offscreen sex then shadowheart says 3 lines and credits roll in what seems is the middle of the conversation. LOL WHAT THE FUCK?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except Dragon Age was better in every way and had a satisfying ending yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I said retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like DAO as well, but do you honestly think Bioware is in any state to make a worthy sequel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BioWare has no fucking identify anymore. They were injecting SJW and tumblr themes into their games and getting bitten back on it before it was popular. Their entire MO was very quickly becoming "gays and blacks: fantasy europe". Well now that fucking theme is literally everywhere. You can't turn around without running into a series that places diversity and casting before writing integrity, narrative cohesion and acting ability. The Witcher, that one bullshit show from Amazon no one watched, Rings of Power, the list goes on. BioWare is going to have to fall back on story telling that draws you in like it used to or else Dragon Age 4, which is the audience Baldurs Gate 3 basically fucking poached, isn't going to have a damn thing to set it apart.

        BioWare might have something in the tank left but I'm honestly over waiting for them. They can do it or don't at this point. I bought Andromeda full fucking price day one. Learned my lesson.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this crying about the bears
    >turns out you can genocide them all in the funniest stupidest way possible
    well okay then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of all the egregious pozshit in the game can either be avoided entirely or atleast outright killed.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cursed to put my hands on everything

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker would slaughter an entire village for pussy
    you guys are the biggest simps of all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro she's Drussy royalty basically
      It's not some average run of the mill low noble Drow 11th daughter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker would have slaughtered them anyway just for the lulz. The pussy is just an excuse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are fucking demon freaks who gives a fuck
      I'm racist espcially for red devil satanic freaks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the "village" is full of rapefugees and furries, give me one reason why i should spare them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slavery of course, why kill a perfectly good asset?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you get to capture and abuse slaves later in the game (they're all black)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait really?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes really, the people saying the game is pozzed are legitimately retarded and did not play the game at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Picked up, time to break some bucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The other side are literal goblins.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you hate innocent goblins so much?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A good durge purges both

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I killed the pussy too. After nutting in her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did much worse for much less

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God i miss old fallout shit like murdering children , targeting groins and retard roleplay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >made before gaming got mainstream
          >made by a different studio
          I really should stop playing games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I killed the grove, then I snapped Mintharas neck after I fucked her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >world's most obnoxious sex scene
        >durge can special kill her

        how is this not considered the most based shit since forever. gorion's ward WISH he could have been this good

        god Ganker is full of zoomy shitters

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The cost to get Minthara is already prohibitive. Killing her on top of it for the lulz is just not pragmatic. If they wanted players to go full evil tard then they should have tempted players with power, not punish them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you a spastic? durge does get powers for being evil

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Companions> garbage slayer form

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moving the goalposts

                what do you want anon? full evil but no lost companions? a special power for every evil thing you do? surely there must be some narrative/gameplay based give and take

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Something compelling other than a cape you get in lieu for one of the best robes in the game and a meme transform skill that gets outclassed by the one the tadpole gives you with no ramifications.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no ramifications

                i feel like you care little for the roleplaying/story side of things
                and all transformations are OP because they're a free health bar at minimum

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >free health
                >16ac
                lmao, just paint a target on yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i feel like you care little for the roleplaying/story side of things
                What roleplay? You can be a total asshole and still be called a hero by refusing to become Bhaal's chosen and destroy the elder brain. The evil path blows dick, end of story.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being a dick and then having people still believe you're a hero sounds like a perfect ending for an evil character though.
                I mean, I know the game isn't written like that, but if it was then that'd be well done.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Being a dick and then having people still believe you're a hero sounds like a perfect ending for an evil character though.
                Not if it's the goddamn Narrator calling you a hero

                what is this line of arguing?
                >you can be redeemed (which has its own cutscenes and story beats) - THAT SUCKS!

                or you can still follow through on being bhaal's chosen?

                The devs keep jerking off BG3's reactivity and the game can't be assed to not call you a hero if you reject Bhaal despite genociding everything that moves.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man are you really saying the reactivity sucks because you've picked the "hero" ending and it called you a hero?
                the ending is not remotely perfect but the reactivity for durge in act 3 is fantastic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I'm just saying it's almost fine. But it's not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what is this line of arguing?
                >you can be redeemed (which has its own cutscenes and story beats) - THAT SUCKS!

                or you can still follow through on being bhaal's chosen?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A game that markets it's evil path as much as BG3 should have an evil path that has as much content as the good path.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only the invis cape is worth something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Power Word Kill is metal as fuck. If only it weren't one time only. Like give it extremely long cooldown or something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I already have trouble using regular spells slots and consumables, one time thing means I'll wait because maybe there's some secret super hard ng+++ boss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying men haven't done that since the dawn of time
      You should try reading the illiad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I raid the grove after helping to complete the Rite of Thorns? Thieving hellspawn are one thing but the druids were just minding their own business before they were flooded by 'fugees. I don't want to be a complete monster.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll yeah I will. There is difference between being a simp and donating to some whore online that will never acknowledge you and killing entire village for some good loyal pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correction, Ganker would slaughter an entire village for DROW pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd slaughter them for free, well, not for free, i get sweet XP from them.
      Pussy is just a nice bonus

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing personnel, kid.
    Now die in death!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pave my path with corpses
    build my castle with bones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      voice 5 is so fucking good. i also can't imagine durge as anything but dragonborn really, i did customise mine to be different from the default but he has so much swag as a dragonborn its unreal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Voice 7 is better for durge. Also, playing as a pretty half elf makes way more sense than some ugly lizard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ur gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone plays as elf/half-elf/human
          Only scalies (furries) and deranged people choose anything else really

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. You have to be sick to look at this thing trying to mimic human emotions and not feel disgusted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >elf/half-elf/human
            the master races

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oops sorry I meant the reddit races

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t.scalie/furry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot the arrow, redditor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >makes way more sense

          source?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is written as a civilized, one might say "aristocratic" evil. Dragonborn are basically beasts that would be unable to achieve a state of psychopathy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im not some tabletop spaz so i dont know the "lore" but the game certainly makes dragonborn's out to be very snobby and classist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're honorbound types with an intense social stratification. Dunno why that anon is just spewing human-centric garbage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          huh, I'm a voice 7, buff Half-elf durge
          it's awesome

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          such a fucking redditor take

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, a redditor would only do a redeemed durge route in which they would prefer to use some lowly race like Dragonborn since it plays into their racial nihilism.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ask me how I know you play female characters

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you are a autogynephilic pervert who deludes himself into thinking that others are like you in order for you to feel less shame?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you play an elf you are a fucking queer. I play my durge as a human male fighter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Low T basedboy take. You're a massive gay queer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm voice 7 with a dragonborn durge

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Voice 7 is the only good male voice.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think 1 is good as well. I actually haven't played with 5 because I thought it sounded bad in the samples. 3 just sounds like 1 in the samples to me so I haven't bothered with it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's better than nothing I guess.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Durge makes the least sense, there's virtually no other dragonborns in the game, and romances with dryskins would look awkward af.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the only reason dragonborn are in the game is because Swen is a huge dragonfucker
          >yet there's virtually no other dragonborns in the game
          It's funny, really.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chromatic dragonborn is the only way to go to play a murderous shizo

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did it for the social media engagement.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minthara? I killed her by shoving her into a pit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you can shove her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only when she has a concentration spell active

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can even break the bridge and kill her by falling in her way to kill tieflings inside her room KEK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep that's a fun way to do it, I knew about that one(you do lose out on her gear tho)
          Minor illusion on a bridge/ have a bard play on it, then just shoot it out from under her

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Answe me straight: Can I fuck a shortstack in this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can be the shortstack that fucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. You have to settle for creating one and masturbating to it and then seething at Larian afterwards for being coward gays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Duergar
        >normal skin tone
        sorry bro but you didn't beat the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's not even bald, he absolutely did not beat the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          um excuse me its Wisteria (1)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most everybody
        Lazy pig English

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hot vampire I picked up likes when I do bad things, so I figured this would make him like me more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think my theory worked, the drow bitch tried to fuck me that night, but I turned her down and fucked astarion instead

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because youre in a chud game

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Tiefling Death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tieflings are bad because....because they just are ok???

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >u deadass lead goblins heere?
    >where da mf druid??

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomer broccoli haircut
    >WE WAS-
    I liked the imperfect grammar actually, gave a good street thug vibe. Certainly more believable and fitting for fantasy than "Cuck".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically cuck is probably a more fantasy appropriate medieval slur than anything you find acceptable

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demon people deserve genocide

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Killed Halsin like the punk he is. What now lmao.
    Also, I take it back about what I said about Act 1. That Grymforge fight alone was kino. Can't believe I missed out on it the first time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there are people who unironically wouldn’t let Halsin fuck them

      I know it’s pretty gay but it’s also old school masculine to fuck with bros and he’s a unit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halsin looks way too bara to me in a bad way sorry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't bara enough imo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just let him fuck your booty bro it's historically accurate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's slightly moon-faced in a really gross way tbh. I was trying to place what he makes me think of and it's the Rugrats rendition of Pat Sajack.

        I'm bi and can appreciate muscular dudes but he's just really gross to me, seems like the kind of guy who would legit give you aids

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The guy canonically fucked hydras and probably other beasts, he's a walking bio-weapon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you kill him?
      >Shadowheart second place in Party
      OHHHHHH

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE YOU FOOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grooming child thieves with the elder having a sex pact with a gay devil

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (laughs)

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you want them to add in the upcoming patch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want the mod tools

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you want them to add in the upcoming patch?

        I just want the game to not bitch out whenever you try to remove a mod. Killed a bunch of my saves this way.
        Also, yeah mod tools so that we can get to see cool classes/subclasses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upper City.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upper city and a dm builder. I want to play all the D&D modules in bg3 engine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you want

        I want the mod tools

        With how popular the game is right now and some decent mod tools, we might get some really good shit from the community. Similar to what we had with NWN back in the day. But obviously Larian has to move quickly before people lose interest in the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Similar to what we had with NWN back in the day
          lol
          lmao
          Nothing similar to NWN is ever going to happen again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a retarded post to make. Of course it could, especially now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck no. Don't expect a dungeon builder, let alone a DM mode. Especially with garden gnomes of the coast trying to shill their virtual tabletlop mode

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dungeon builder, let alone a DM mode
                Mod tools can do what the dungeon builder did only 1000x more powerful. I don't give a shit about DM mode as I have no interest in multiplayer. I want new story modules and adventures and that is 100% achievable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With NWN new modules could be done with as little as 1-2 man teams, barrier of entry was very low and generally speaking it was a time when *lots* of people were experimenting and making mods for fun. Not to mention that everyone who bought the game was getting a separate license to make stuff and freely publish it.
                Last time Swen talked about mods he said you will need actual full teams to make something resembling a module and it will be hard to make. This alone shows how different things are now. Expecting anything close to what we had back in the day with NWN is just plain dumb, man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, they're updating it? Is it for consoles too?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the game's unfinished in certain aspects

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I just got into Act 2 and the game is nearly perfect so far. What are we "missing"?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally the moment you hit the end of Act 2, it all goes to shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In terms of what?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Twists" that just suck.
                >Game suddenly becomes really buggy.
                >New villains that are garbage and pushed really hard to try and get the players to hate them.
                >Buildup of multiple NPCs seem to just hit a dead end.
                It honestly feels like they wrote themselves into a corner toward the end of act 2, or new people took over to do act 3. The game up until act 3 was almost bug-free, and then suddenly you're finding bugs everywhere.

                do you realize how long the acts are

                Not really relevant.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wrote themselves into a corner toward the end of act 2
                Nah, act 2 is where you start noticing the rewrites.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >act 2 is where you start noticing the rewrites.
                Really? You didn't notice absolute lack of consequences from eating all the bugs in a1? No consequences for getting branded? That Wyll is a different, worse character?
                In a1 if you side with Minthara you can tell her about the artifact and she goes "whoa, that's crazy" and still sends you to Moonrise as usual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >eating all the bugs in a1
                Haven't eaten any in my entire playthrough. Not to mention that you need to rest enough first to be able to consume any.
                >No consequences for getting branded
                Not dumb enough to brand myself.
                >That Wyll is a different, worse character?
                Yes, I watched PFH. Never recruited him anyway.
                >if you side with Minthara you can tell her about the artifact and she goes "whoa, that's crazy" and still sends you to Moonrise as usual
                Not dumb enough to spill the beans about MacGuffin.
                So in my case I started seeing the cracks only in act 2.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Haven't eaten any in my entire playthrough.
                That's okay, it doesn't matter.
                >Not dumb enough to brand myself.
                That's okay, it doesn't matter.
                >Not dumb enough to spill the beans about MacGuffin.
                That's okay, it doesn't matter.

                Your choices matter btw.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh choices
                God I hate these lying fags. The only thing you control is which NPCs will be alive to give quests. Nothing else changes even the most basic bitch choice to side with the baddies isn't there you have to kill immortal man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most basic bitch choice to side with the baddies isn't there
                It's even more baffling when you're playing Durge. Why the fuck would I need to kill Katherine? They should have killed Orin and madr peace with PC

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >New villains that are garbage
                Orin is great and I'm tired of pretending she's not

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Orin is great

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In act 3 I had a character I had just killed tell me to bring the character she was speaking with back to her house so they could talk.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              do you realize how long the acts are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Act one is really long and was early acces frontload KEK

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the problem is act3. the city wrecks performance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moreso what I'd like to see for a definitive edition since I probably won't play again after this current run, don't expect any of it though. Upper city, avernus, fix tactician or add a new difficulty, more gear/better spread, transmog, custom companions actually integrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Artificer class.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's already a mod for it and it's really well done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at camp, being able to access all companion inventories without adding/dismissing them to the party

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fix for Silvanus idol so that I don't have to put it in a chest when I rest for it to keep working

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Complete game re-write

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more laezel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brawler class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brawler/Grappler

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Grappler
        That's gale

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alchemists,celestial warlocks and more class sub-classes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mod tools and workshop support, after that Larian can fuck off for all I care since the rest of the games problems can be solved by the community at that point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >solved by the community at that point
        https://forums.larian.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=642441
        After I accidentally come across this thread I lost all hope for any cool mods since BG3 is using the same engine.
        Now I remember that neither darts nor slings made it into the full game as well, fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach good ending. People saying her going to hell with you is a good ending are retarded and don't know how hard they will get stomped by Zariel when she finds out you took her dog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Off hand weapons with an empty main hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enable and port over mods for the console. This shit isn't anywhere near as fun as it is on PC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Playing a crpg in console

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love it so far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patron interactions for warlocks
      It is literally the only reason to play one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They said we could interact with the patrons as Warlocks in that last panel from hell. I've never played a warlock, is this true?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't ever seen my patron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No its a todd quote like the upper city

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do the tiefling children also die if you attack the Grove. Going full evil Durge on my second playthrough but Mol and the rest of the kids kinda grew on me so don't want to have to kill them if possible. Also convinced Roland and his family to leave becaue he's a bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they all escape to heaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of goblins kill them yeah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They get killed. If you go to their cave, their little corpses are all around
      The gobbos remark that goblin children fight better at that age

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you go to their cave, their little corpses are all around
        Did they change this? I couldn't find their bodies back in EA.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dammit anon now I'm questioning whether I should go through with it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stick to playing goody 2 shoes, pussy

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holding hands with Karlach.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When did people start fetishizing crass girls? She lost me the moment she compared Mizora to her taking a shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reality dictates fetishes. Did you know there wasn't BBW porn back in the day? Because the demand was low. Because American women weren't 70% obese yet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you know there wasn't BBW porn back in the day?
          how far back are we talking, here?
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro burlesque dancers in France, UK and Boston, US from the 1800s were all BBW.

          It was only during the early 1910s that overly skinny women became a thing. Throughout most of history "Thicc" bodytype was prefered.

          If anything we're returning to the mean.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A slim figure was literally marketed to us by "health" food companies, fashion companies, diet companies, and cosmetic companies. Its all a meme done to make money.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Throughout most of history "Thicc" bodytype was prefered.
            As an extra to this, this was mostly because thin women would likely be malnourished and thus less likely to both survive birth and sustain a child. But also "thicc" back then didn't mean the horrid obeseness we see today where it's more likely the person is eating like shit and not exercising properly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the fuck up dude, 'thicc' back then didnt mean some fat fucking obese cunt, just mean she was like 160-170 ish lbs, not some 250lb ham beast you see in walmart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweaty post-battle mating press breeding with Karlach

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >breeding
        Yeah, because the world is in dire need of more tieflings

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with tieflings? Nothing. Sure they got a teeny bit of fiendish blood, but it's clear they act like people despite that.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why?!
    What's wrong with drow?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOURCE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by Rapscallionvns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there would be way more naked drow if they thought like this

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna kill both the druids & tieflings on my bitchy lolth cleric run. Do the goblins and Minthara have reaction if you straight up wiped the camp before meeting them? Or should I point them to the camp and tell them to wait at gate then slaughter everyone inside to show them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they'll just show up and already occupy the grove after you rest instead of having to open the gate. mint will say something about how you started the fun without her or somesuch i don't exactly recall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She probably does as there is one for starting civil war in the grove

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why am I supposed to be risking my life out there when you're hiding behind wood and stone with greater numbers?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shartbros how are we doing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoying watching my wife get double penetrated by Halsin and male drow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is better than dragon age in matters of quests, exploration and combat, it definitely isn't better in matters of companions, BG3 companions are a downgrade for even DA inquisition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think theres a single character in DA i liked and i dont like that theres some group of morons out there that play "rpgs" solely for the companions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the writing of the characters and world aren't at the forefront of your priorities for an RPG then you're doing it wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, you have the personality a morbidly obese purple haired cat mom and none of these things have anything to do with an actual rpg. you will never understand what men see in these games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not reading you gay forum post, if you don't care about writing you can go play cookie clicker or diablo and watch your numbers go up you brainless troglodyte, go read Homer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >not reading you gay forum post
              thats the creator of dnd, are you retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol DnD is the shittest fantasy universe ever made, a complete mockery the legacy it's built on

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what men see in these games.
            There's a reason people used to shove dorks like you in lockers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DA companions have friendship even when you deny them romance, and they all have a retarded amount of content, even the DLC companion for DA origins has more content than most BG 3 companions.

        >DAI companions
        Come on dude. Cassandra and Varic are the only two that I remember being passable. Whos left? The greasy faced dyke? The negress kween? The incel Cole? The chud Solas? Blackbeard or whatever that boring guys name was? The gay sandmoron wizard? Iron Bull anus destroyer?

        Honestly I don't think they have good writing at all, however, I can't deny they had a lot more SOUL to them than BG3's companions
        >Chud solas
        He was fine
        >Gay sandmoron
        He's gay but he's cool as fuck, and if you deny his sissy ass he's still mega cool with you, meanwhile in BG 3.....
        >Gale: YOU DON'T WANT TO SUCK MY DICK? FUCK OFF
        >Wyll: care to dance with me, m'lady?..*gasps"*...*søyfaces..oh.....no..?....sorry I ever asked.........
        >Halsin: I know you never talked to me once, but can I suck your cock?

        DA has FRIENDSHIP, which already makes it a billion times better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for even DA inquisition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DAI companions
      Come on dude. Cassandra and Varic are the only two that I remember being passable. Whos left? The greasy faced dyke? The negress kween? The incel Cole? The chud Solas? Blackbeard or whatever that boring guys name was? The gay sandmoron wizard? Iron Bull anus destroyer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The gay sandmoron wizard?
        Hey that guy was cool

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Companion rating for someone who has been playing for the first time, now in act 2

    Top:
    Lae'zel
    Shadowheart
    Astarion (I personally dislike his flamboyancy though)

    Middle
    Karlach
    Gale (he's like Alistair, but not nearly as good)

    Bottom
    Halsin (killed him the moment I saw his creepy pedo uncle face)
    Wyll (that dance scene...)

    This game is missing some cool/weird fantasy companions, it feels too much like real life people roleplaying sometimes, I've felt this a lot in act 1, which is why I'm preferring act 2, the mountain pass is definitely the best part of act 1, shame it's fucking short

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it feels too much like real life people roleplaying sometimes
      This feeling pervades the entire game, nothing actually feels real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >feels too much like real life people roleplaying
        Probably intended. It's DnD shit

        I'm slightly autistic when it comes to thing like this, it's why my favorite game ever is oblivion.

        If the fantasy doesn't immerse me into it's world then it's shit, I still love BG 3, but I can't handle the IRL people roleplaying mood of the game, which Is why I'm enjoying Act 2's Shar temple and the whole thorm stuff, because it feels serious for once.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what irked me while playing BG3. It has zero atmosphere despite having the best graphics in CRPG ever. And you can't have immersion without the atmosphere

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mountain Pass (but not the creche) and certain bit of the Underdark felt like an actual adventure for once. Shame about the rest of the game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd add Shar's Trial or whatever its called to that list but yeah, civilization always feels like a stones throw away due to the small map size and the ability to teleport everywhere.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has its moments. I enjoyed the fuck out of Bhaals Temple as Durge for instance

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's what irked me while playing BG3. It has zero atmosphere despite having the best graphics in CRPG ever. And you can't have immersion without the atmosphere

              Act 1 felt like a big playground, like I was in Baldur's GateLand or whatever , literally walk straight and you'll find the goblin camp, they could have easily solved this with some DA Origins type of map, make a relatively big map for the grove then you need to fast travel to the goblin camp, and on the way you get attacked by goblins and that's how you find the place, something simple as that would set the mood in a fantastic way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Larian has this retarded location design philosophy where pretty much all things are few steps away from each other. There's no exploration, it's practically negative value of it.
                A mod to pad out the map will go a long way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feels too much like real life people roleplaying
      Probably intended. It's DnD shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because practically everyone is an elf or human.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, we needed a dragonborn companion, a Drow companion besides Minthara who has nearly nothing, maybe a cool undead companion....
        Larian hated how everyone choose the basic white male but made super basic characters for their game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I have yet to play the game, but all I read and notice everyone talks about same companions, is there really not that many of them?
          Besides everyone is just slightly different colour of human with longer ears/horns

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's only 10 and 2 are mutually exclusive, and another 2 only become companions in act 3.
            In comparison, BG1 had 25 and BG2 had 16.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do an origin playthrough
    >there's literally no difference as to how the game starts
    Seriously? Even fucking cyberpunk 2077 had a little bit of that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, the origins have already way more content than non-urge vanilla Tavs. It should have never been added to the game to begin with.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This game is better than dragon age in matters of quests, exploration and combat, it definitely isn't better in matters of companions, BG3 companions are a downgrade for even DA inqu-ACK!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make her 2 feet shorter and turn her skin green and Ganker would say she is the hottest crpg companion ever created

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you just change her appearance to be incredibly sexy then more people would find her sexy.
        What did you even mean by this anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make her 2 feet shorter and turn her skin green and Ganker would say she is the hottest crpg companion ever created

      LMAO if she was straight we'd have a bunch of simps for her, she still looks better than frog face.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she still looks better than frog face.
        Lying gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dios mío el elfo de la era del dragón

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate Tieflings.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are still biodrones on Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them mutated into lariats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's still not as bad as running damage control for Dragon Age 2 over twelve years later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anthem didn't magically turn their good games to shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Anthem is their only bad game

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made for BIG DURGE COCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made for BIG DURGE COCK

      incest is bad mkay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because durge is likely orin's older brother, that would lead to a toxic and likely abusive and highly manipulative intimate relationship

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > and likely abusive and highly manipulative intimate relationship
            hot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              when incest mod

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like regular relationship

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are changeling's magic or a special race?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually wild how Ganker likes bg 3 this much, seeing how this game is peak redditcore with even talking cute fluffers who are tots adorbs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this game is peak redditcore
      You would say the same thing about Fallout 2 and most CRPGs from the 90s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most CRPGs from the 90s
        Yeah?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout 2 is redditcore

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit didn't exist back then, if anything it would be Something Awful core.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be bad if it didn't allow me to slaughter all these redditcore characters in Bhaals name

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        being a tryhard edgelord is no better than being a redditor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >everything is Reddit
          You are deranged

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meant for

            It's actually wild how Ganker likes bg 3 this much, seeing how this game is peak redditcore with even talking cute fluffers who are tots adorbs

            >most CRPGs from the 90s
            Yeah?

            Fallout 2 is redditcore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fluffers who are tots adorbs
      lol way to show your age, you are reaching 40 arent you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 19

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a shit about whether a game is "reddit" or not, myself, but it is true that BG3 gets a pass for a lot of things Ganker would shit its pants about normally, such as being woke or, as this anon says, reddit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peak redditcore is trying hard to not look like a redditor by mentioning reddit all the fucking time and pretending you are cool and based for doing so.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Install basket full of equip mod
    >Now my friend can't join my game even after installing the same mod
    Fuckkk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shoulda learned cheat engine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you really need friends for a bear fucking crpg? I hate larianmorons copypasting the dork souls shit of integrating multiplayer even in offline mode so you cant pause during cutscenes and conversations

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck are you talking about? BG1 and 2 had multiplayer already. God you fucking morons make me sick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can just pause in that game and take a shit in the middle of a conversation unlike bear fucking 3

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can some shitty low tier devil be a warlock patreon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does a zesty bro get to have a hot patron and not my toon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >devil
        She's cambion, not a devil.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So half devil
          Even less of a reason for her to be able to fund even one warlock who can get more powerful than her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A combion who RP as an Erynie, but people don't know the difference

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never bothered with Wyll's quest past him selling his soul again so all I've got out of her is that she's a half-breed.
            This moron is so fucking boring, even Mizora can't save it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's boring, gets only the bad part of the contract, we get to fuck mizora even, and on top of that his storyline rapier is not even good compared to the duelist's prerogative

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aren't most patron's mid to lower high tier monsters in the tabletop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there
      the two best girls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christ this bitch is ugly. She's even uglier than the frog and her voice is even uglier.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. shartfag

          remember to stay in your shed when she's fucking the bear

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I'm built for Karlach, but I will take Lae'zel as a back up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did they give literally every character in this game scars. I guess its a more honest fetish than fucking animals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what scars? the things on her neck are from being a devil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too old to be an effective succubus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how to have sex with mezora? people say its possible but she never puts out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make sure to complete Wyll's sidequests and she's guaranteed to ask for some suck and fuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guess you're that ugly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did

        Talk to Mizora in camp in Act 3 a long rest or two after dealing with Wyll's contract.
        Shadowcuck doesn't mind you fucking but Frogge will dump your ass so be warned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her sex scene fucking sucked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For being a demon she is more tamed than laezel also the smell the hells circles doesnt work sexually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadowife is ok with you sleeping with her
      What a demon

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was just looking at this game's waifus yesterday. So I take it murdering all this Tieflings is the only way I'll get Drow pussy. Why's she have to be like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually asking why a drow would be a bitch?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I know but why massacre Tieflings specifically?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Satanic hellspawn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Tieflings are collateral damage. Her ultimate mission/goal is needing to wipe out the Druids who are in the same area (who are a bunch of faggy assholes too fuck em kill em all I say), and the Tieflings are too fucking stupid and inept to just leave ahead of a potential attack and potentially cross a ravine (instead if they flee they go take the route through a cursed land and all get wiped out by spooky things).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She thinks they have the Prism.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's her fucking problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her brother died

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She miss her stepbro

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 faces actually show expression, starfield faces all look so weird

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK DROW
    FUCK MINDFLAYERS
    FUCK TIEFLINGS
    FUCK DRAGONBORN
    FUCK GNOLLS
    FUCK ORCS
    FUCK GOBLINS
    FUCK LIZARDFOLK
    FUCK THRI-KREEN
    FUCK GENASI
    FUCK ELADRIN
    FUCK SHARDMINDS
    FUCK GITH
    FUCK WARFORGED
    AND FUCK GNOMES
    HUMAN, ELF, HALFLING, DWARF
    THAT'S IT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pooman, homosexual, manlet, sc*tsmanlet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you
        I forgot
        FUUUUUUUCK BUGBEARS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like buggerybears. Oh wait, that's just the druids.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is DnD fantasy shit so cringe? i get being into it in the 80s and shit but damn this shit is fucking gay and lame now. all the fantasy races look like retarded star trek aliens where they are just humans with green or blue skin and a facial prosthetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh? space dnd is older than you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to 5e

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tieflings are... le demons from Hell!
    You guys are just larping as 8 int retards, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just demon mutts still you know something is wrong with them letting their children to steal and reddit woman allowing mol grooming with raphael

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT sleep with Mizora if you're romancing Karlach, it's fucked up and she doesn't deserve that.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this goblin fuck tells me to kill some moon bitch
    >tell him to fuck off
    >try to protect her
    >harper hag "helps" by casting icestorm on her dooming the inn
    >said granny gets mad at me and runs off
    >goblin shitling congrats me
    >get polymorph into a south african roach
    What the fuck is happening?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am gonna fucking gape shartheart in a orgy with minthra and karlach in claude and they all gonna like it

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I literally the only person who thinks the acts get better as the game goes on? Yeah look, lot of cut content and shit ending aside act 2 and 3 are just better than 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the exact same lol. It's making me feel like I've missed some kind of secret giant game of thrones battle of the bastards tier war quest in act 1 but I literally had a check list. I personally feel all acts are on par with eachother (cut content and shit ending aside) but I don't get all the people who say act 1 is 10/10 and 2 and 3 are both 3/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the exact same lol. It's making me feel like I've missed some kind of secret giant game of thrones battle of the bastards tier war quest in act 1 but I literally had a check list. I personally feel all acts are on par with eachother (cut content and shit ending aside) but I don't get all the people who say act 1 is 10/10 and 2 and 3 are both 3/10

      While I don't like 2 and 3 as much as 1 they are still fucking amazing. I think it's just discord shazam morons pushing a new narrative, they did the same with elden ring the whole "THIS LEVEL WASNT AS GOOD AS THAT LEVEL THEREFORE THE GAME SUCKS!!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 has the most meaty content but Act 2 imo had the better atmosphere, fights, enemies and so on.
      Act 1 was a worse Fort Joy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the same, game got better after each act.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game got better after each act.
        llolth
        lmaolth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, after this game became a critical and financial success the only narrative we have no is act 2 and 3 are garbage and not worth playing. Delete your post and report to your supervisor for new instructions and to begin your BBC therapy and HRT pills.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BG3 is my GOTY and Act 3 is an unpolished mess. Act 2's my favorite though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      act 3 highest highs, lowest lows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When more people start finishing the game they'll realize how full of shit the idiots trashing it were. They're getting really aggressive now because they know their time is running short.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate what you mean chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of having a definitive edition that can fix most of the game's problem if monkeys like you are fine with whatever Larian drops? You'd have to be retarded to think that Act 3 is as polished as Act 1 and 2. Compare Ethel's quest in Act 1 to her Act 3 quest. I hate Lariandrones so much it's unreal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never understood why so many people tolerate the same shit Larian pulled in DOS2, they just kept adding shit to Act 1 since it was the first and only Act in early access, but the final Act just does not have the same level of polish and content as the first, and that's a fact

        You only stand to gain from calling out Larian on it's mistakes, if you liked Act 3, whatever, but don't say it's the best one, that's just not true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can agree. Act 1 and 2 are amazing. Act 3 has the potential to be a 1000/10 but the cut content and bugs leave it at a 7 or 8 rn
      >Act 1: 10
      >Act 2: 9.5
      >Act 3: 8 (can be 11 if its ever improved)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is the cut content in act 3?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Entire Upper City.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf that was from june?
            didnt they also say something post release about it never being part of the hub and just being used in the ending?

            SWEENNNNNNNNN

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >didnt they also say something post release about it never being part of the hub and just being used in the ending?
              Yes, every time Swen opens his mouth in an interview (he already had multiple after the launch) only lies and damage control comes out. Easily disprovable lies and damage control even.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or is it just a definitive edition ploy? how major were the changes to arx in DoS2?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me act 2 was Infinitely superior to act 1, didn't reach act 3 yet

      Act 2 has better villains, better map, it's more difficult which is important, I killed the entire goblin camp with my level 4 party it was pathetic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOO! REPORT TO YOUR SUPERVISOR AFTER YOU DELETE THIS!!!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Act 2 has better villains
        who?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ketheric is already shaping up to be a much better villain than Nere (lol) and Minjobber who died from a 10 DMG igniss, I don't know the full picture yet, but he and his family is cool af.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ketheric
            lol
            he makes a shitty introduction and leaves for the entire act

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shadowheart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw killing the entire Thorm dinasty by going "have a nice day my man" and not having to fight any of them
        Bard is fucking great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep but i still dont understand how related are those freaks to ketheric game bother just to fronload his dyke daughter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [Bard] has an uncomfortably high amount of options in this game and I don't like it. I'm a [Paladin] but [Bard] gets too much fucking leeway alot of the time. I modded the background into my Paladin Urge playthrough and its mildly upsetting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just dont like 5e bards being jack of trades snowflakes when they should be just musicians good at diplomatic shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Same. I don't like the idea of a Bard being the party face either. You're not heroic in that sense. Not built for it. Shut the fuck up and get in the back and support. Maybe drop a wisecrack. But know your place.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the charisma character doesn't make sense as the party face

                anonsama...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This. It feels like classes hardly fuckin matters. Barbarians can use ranged shit, Monks can equip fuckin damn hear anything, Bards can do it all AND sing. Warlocks are just OP as fuck. Like christ, can i just get some narrow niche power?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can equip but unless you build it they really sucks at it i dont see that a problem as rrspec cause i dislike classic crpgs being so tsupidly restrictive your character is fully fate sealed outside of gear in the character screen

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be bard
              >max out dex and charisma
              >be a strong melee fighter while blowing shit up with fireballs and convincing people to kill themselves
              Nothing personnel kid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of them are just jokes or don't allow for different outcomes but I do recall some that give you advantage or fun ideas like putting Volo on the spot while he is pretending to be a bard for the goblins.
            You trade being stronger in combat for more options basically, your spell selection isn't as great. My character is still pretty strong but if I need damage and I can't use control spells for whatever reasons she does underperform compared to the others.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can do that as any class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Act 2 is very samey and more linear at the end, but I do think it is mostly better than Act 1. Act 3 has some very high highs but it also has some awful quests and a normal city is simply not a good setting for your final act.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Act 3 being short is the biggest meme people have created about this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it really depends on how you judge something.

      Some people call things "good" when they are just very consistent in quality. Act 1 is the most consistent 8/10 experience in years so to most people it's the best

      Act 2 starts wobbling, but to both sides. It drops to 7/10 but raises to 9/10.

      Act 3 is even more unstable and goes to 6/10 but sometimes reaches 10/10.

      If you're like me and judge a work based on its best moments then it means Act 1 is 8/10 Act 2 is 9/10 and Act 3 is 10/10.

      If you judge a game for the worst moments then it's 8/10, 7/10, 6/10.

      This is where the division is coming from.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >u cant fuck any lizard men
    ?????
    Why?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Act 2 and 3 are NOT worth playing. Stop shilling. Yeah act 1 is OK it's like a 7 buy 2 and 3 are both hard 4's. The game is ass and its player base will drop any day now, stop coping gays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On scale of 1 to 10 how furious were you that BG3 was a runaway smashing success and universally loved?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >universally loved
        By ESG Blackrock approved reviewers and "OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT GAY SEX? 10/10!!!!"
        yeah don't care
        >smashing success
        This game needs to sell 100 million to just break even let alone make a profit. According to steam player numbers it barely made a million lmfao hey least they got the black rock money

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >100 million to just break
          Why are polchuds so mind boggling retarded

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >m-muh 4chan! 🙁
            Games advertising budget was probably around 300 million alone without taking into account dev costs

            I'm going to go ahead and mark you down as a 9/10 on the big mad scale.

            You will never be a woman 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >universally loved
              By ESG Blackrock approved reviewers and "OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT GAY SEX? 10/10!!!!"
              yeah don't care
              >smashing success
              This game needs to sell 100 million to just break even let alone make a profit. According to steam player numbers it barely made a million lmfao hey least they got the black rock money

              In a scale of 1 to 10, how mad are you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're absolutely fuming. Maybe you should go for a walk. Just to unplug from the internet and try to let go of some of that anger little buddy.

                >Y-YOURE MAD!!!
                and you will never be a woman. Ever. Games a blunder, being a top seller doesn't necessarily always mean its selling well or making good money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blunder
                >sells 6m on PC alone
                >95% positive reviews on Steam
                >ridiculously high player retention rate
                lol ok

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN. WE CAN TELL. YOUR MASSIVE MAN JAW AND ADAMS APPLE GIVES IT AWAY AS DOES YOUR BROAD SHOULDERS AND COCK BULGE YOU FREAK. YOU ARE A MAN IN A DRESS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do trannies have to do with BG3 being a massive success?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's full blown mad now. Please don't shoot up a school Mr scary! I beg of you!

                What do trannies have to do with BG3 being a massive success?

                He just needed this game to fail, his entire personality was tied up in the failure of this game. And now that it's a roaring success by any measurable metric, he's lost and confused and lashing out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mind broken 4chan chud go back. You lost the culture war.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >being a top seller doesn't necessarily always mean its selling well or making good money
                It's outselling AAA games that just came out 1 month after it's release. You lost.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >being a top seller doesn't mean its selling well
                4chan CHUDS ARE MIND FLAYED HAHAHAHAHA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NO YOU DILATE
                >NO YOU COPE

                how about we all just calm down and enjoy starfield? Now THATS a GAME!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're absolutely fuming. Maybe you should go for a walk. Just to unplug from the internet and try to let go of some of that anger little buddy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to go ahead and mark you down as a 9/10 on the big mad scale.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. filtered by act 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The game is ass and its player base will drop any day now
      >ANY DAY NOW
      >single player game, released over a month ago

      starfield lost

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you meet with the drow before going to the grove?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno what anyone's problem with act 3 was, it was awesome, so many great resolutions to questlines and cool moments. the only thing that sucks was the fps.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are poltards so identical to each other?
    The leftists have the females, the trannies, the normies, the gays, the "masculine" bearded dudes.....
    Polchuds are literally just the same old shit who are incapable of uttering anything other than YWNBAW or something something about garden gnomes controlling video games because reasons

    Talk to one poltard and you'll know them all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the left are so different and diverse:D
      >all groomers
      Hmmmm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only groomers are know are righttoids.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LMFAOOOO NOT FUCKING TRUE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most poltards are gays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /pol/tards have different factions as well
      The Chuds, The facebook boomers, The Qanon schizos, The bible retards, The self-hating brownoid

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game blows. My gauge is always if I start a second playthrough and I'm fucking bored and want to stop then the game is shit. RPGs that pass: Kotor, Dao, bg2, mass effects, even bg1 and Skyrim and nufallouts. Bg3 does not fucking pass especially when you know all of the choices you made make no difference to the story and end.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cool armor
    >Texture is fucked up
    D:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give her a bath you dingus

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Durge is canonically a White Dragonborn, just saying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are a lot of design choices in the game that are of very poor taste or simply nonsensical. This is one of those.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mol is literally one nipslip away. Who the FUCK designed that retarded shirt?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is a child

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So I'm not supposed to notice how low her shirt is? Shut up gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid brat...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BUILT for rearing ino my wife over 4-8 years, depending on age.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is a child

      Stupid brat...

      BG4 with Mol companion when Swen?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mol gets captured by a demon thing
    >???
    >ends up Baldur's Gate in the Thieves Guild, won't elaborate further
    bro huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You find out she escaped Moonrise towers somehow speedreader-kun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got me there. I didn't even lift the shadowcurse lmao. I was like
        >Oh, Ketheric is dead. I win. Next?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shadowcurse its bullshit cause you have to kill ketheric besides saving a child with the bear fucker groomer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't even lift the shadowcurse
          doesn't seem to have any real effect or narrative consequence anyway, like everything in this game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Justna " happier" walk out of that shit cutscene

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People would be able to hear the Harpies if Alfira's stupid bullshit wasn't drowning them out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hitler_smashing_lute.webm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest the arpies are badly placed in the map that i didnt know bear fucking grove has a beach access

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I want the drow pussy I just kill the entire grove right?
    How many goblins am I allowed to slaughter before Minty gets mad at me, can I wipe the camp mostly out while keeping the leaders alive?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When he plucked the arrow and pleaded I was immediately on the human's side.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How hard would it be to steal the idol?

    Can I cast Darkness on the area, run in and grab it? Maybe mage hand from a distance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes darkness breaks LoS so you can enter stealth and then steal the idol.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I hate about this conflict is that you cant massacre thiefligs only. I want druids to be left alone, and the grove open. The didndus get the rope

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!
    Quite literally what in the fuck did you expect them to do Zevlor? Just flat out die and not run for help?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe sacrifice themselves for the children's sake? Kind of like how the adventurers are asking the Tieflings to sacrifice themselves for their sake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesnt matter zevlor is retarded enough to venture shadowlands with the refugees

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF YA DONT READ THE GAZETTE HOW DO YA STAY INFORMED!?

    >i dont

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the gazette kicked me out, didn't even get to talk with all the people there.
      Anything I can do or do I just run in and torch it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know either, the guy in charge aggro'd from the dialog then everyone else on earth aggro'd too.
        i got so mad at everything aggroing all the time in the city that for the murder investigation case i just killed everyone to get into the baal temple.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Investigate fireworks place
          >"Okay I am not allowed to go to the top floor, I will cast invisibility and steal proof of their involvement without triggering a fight"
          >Sneak in, get a paper that says "We are doing slimy shit eheh"
          >Quest doesn't continue.
          >Have to go in, blow them all up, killing everybody and the flaming fists that come to their rescue for the quest to be "done"

          Fucking annoyed me a lot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            for me it was the bombs in the toys part. you find out from a note in the rich dudes basement, so i decided to go to check it out.
            but NO you have to accuse the rich guy first, if you don't, all the flaming fist guys accuse you of stealing if you so much as touch the bomb toys. if you stealth open the box of them, a random flaming fist guy will wander up to it and immediately decide someone's been stealing. so fucking retarded.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait the final part of the quest were the only option is murdering a firework shop staff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i just killed them all. i was losing my patience with act 3 by this point. bugging out the investigation quest though because the chef ran around like a retard because of my summons and got himself killed without me noticing before i'd even begun it was the final straw. had to murder hobo every npc to unfuck that quest to get into the baal temple.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Steal like 8 scrolls on a table
          >look at the entrance to the building
          >each steal caused 2 guards to spawn and now im fighting 15+ fists
          I HATE ACT 3 I HATE ACT 3
          I PREFER THE OPEN SPACE OF THE FIRST 2 ACTS
          I HATE PEOPLE ALWAYS WATCHING MEEEEE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean to stop the story from getting printed? You can use invisibility/stealth to get into the basement. It doesn't matter though, the story getting published doesn't do jack shit anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll just let it get printed then, acting like "Yeah that's me, what are you going to do about it gay" feels much cooler than sneaking into a basement going "STOP THE COUNT"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >terrible, TERRIBLE news about (You) is about to be mass printed and get you ABSOLUTELY fucked over
        >ignore it (it's sort of a timed quest, mind you)
        >nothing happens
        And they had the gall to highlight this shit on Panel From Hell.
        Act 3 is a joke. A bad one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its bugged even if you fix it it gives you bad reputation to... VENDORS KEK and random npcs you cant kill talking to you in third person

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If me and a friend both pick durge origin , will the game treat us bothas the MC?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but try to be gay lovers and post if you kill each other in durge camp events

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >double durge
      Does that not lock you out during character creation?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isobel looked like shit. All that heavy trash make-up around her eyes like someone was really trying to impersonate Ciri. And those HUGE FUCKING OPEN PORES. Like dude what the fuck I don't want be reminded of IRL flaws. Get that shit out of here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you re annoyed by her wait her lover

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BEGONE friend, i must FUCK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm upset by Nightsong because I saw a big dirty white woman in distress and my dick got hard. But then she gets her armor back and--and she's still all dirty and fucked up looking. Then after the battle Isobel is trying to pay more lip service to Ketheric than she does when you try to grill her over him back at the Inn and Nightsong complains loudly about her ladyboner and how it must find warmth and satisfaction and that's the end of the encounter. No understanding as to why Ketheric went the fucking distance for one child when he had two others, why he felt like plunging the land into chaos was a good fucking idea just because he lost a kid like who the fuck are you? That's common as SHIT in this realm. Muh forsaken gods a bloo bloo bloo. Slayed Isobel on the spot and got my Slayer form. Fuck all of Act 2 dude.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is the first major RPG I've ever played where I just couldnt give a shit about a single companion. MAYBE karlach but thats about it

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I told Mol it was a fun idea to do her thing in Baldurs Gate and that made me lose my fucking Oath. Are you serious game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only good paladin are party members cause you dont loose a shit oath and pay 2k gold

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything I hear about Lolth paints her as a giant stupid fucking gay. Can't she just be killed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No its a dnd iconic drow goddess myth like not killing vlaakith unless wizard od the coast decide to fully whitewash rape drows in next edition

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't WOTC doing virtually nothing with Drow because of a favor to the guy who sold all that shit to them but made Drizzt and all that other shit to begin with? Is it truly just integrity stopping them from making that bitch take the fight to the surface or SOMETHING interesting?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No , cause they gain coomer cuck money with drow like that and its destroy what drows were , a bunch of edgy sexy dark ladies girlboss in the 80s

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >whizzards of the pozz
          >integrity
          Good one.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have killed so, so many Flaming Fist members in Act 3. Aren't they corrupt? I've stopped giving a shit about feeling bad about them. I just do whatever the fuck I want. No one runs away. I'm not paying your gay fine. Kill, loot bodies, sell items, repeat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their leader is tadpoled, they take orders from him. He is a puppet of Gortash so they are technically corrupt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flaming fist are meme corrupted american cop that is so funny the baalspawn canonically become rheir commander before dying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Abdel adrian isnt canon (to me).

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothin personel kid

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FUCK Jaheria.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      calm down abdel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >abdel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Abdel adrian isnt canon (to me).

          canon, chud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > Stepbrother what are you looking at me?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think I'll pass on imoen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                KEK holy shit this is worse than blacked aragon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "There be always hope and shieet, man"

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killed gortash as soon as I saw him in act III
    >locked out of most side quests
    I should have listened to the emperor

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