You like to dance close to the fire don't you?

You like to dance close to the fire don't you?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think Morrowind gave me a lasting dislike of Nords, they are all dicks/bullies/bandits ingame
    Except for the guy drinking in that Vivec bar who gives you the sidequest with the ship burial cave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no side quest. He tells you a story gives you a key and calls it a day. Do you know how many people tell you stories in Morrowind? There is a decent chance you won't even notice receiving the key.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ennbjof%27s_Nord_Burial
        Retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UESP.
          Quests with one stage?

          They just don't give a fuck do they? It also is exactly what I posted. He tells you a story and gives you a key. That is your " quest" according to UESP.

          A question. Did you play Morrowind or do you get everything from a wiki? If you are a wiki guy get a better one than UESP.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which Wiki would you recommend he replace UESP with?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A wiki with standards. Even before the AE attempted to fix all the lore fuck ups UESP considered them canon. They simply do not give a fuck and consider whatever is remotely connected to TES as canon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oops
                should have read fix all the creation club lore fuck ups.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you give an example of such a wiki?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Basically any not uesp should be fine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this bro uses the fandom wiki

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know a fan of uesp is not laughing at anyone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You share a wikisite with the Cory in the house fanbase LMAO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only two other TES wikis are Kirkbride's wife website that has literal fanfiction and the horrible fandom one whose editors regularly add their own headcanons to things

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait Kirkbride isn't gay???????

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He groomed his beard when she was an undersge fangirl on the official Bethesda lore forum.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how does she look?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                According to the fan nerds from the old official forums she is cute. MK would have her send lewd cosplay pics to his cult.
                He is a straight up pimp.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Headcanon? That is the biggest peoblem with uesp . They have no standards.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                UESP always leaves sources for literally everything they write and indicate whenever that something comes from something out of game. The Fandom editors often put fan theories in like Thalmor towers shit at one point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fan wiki clearly marks out of game sources with (oog). Uesp mixes them with valid sources in an attempt to validate them. I don't want to hear complaints about fan theories when uesp considers cc stuff canon

                You share a wikisite with the Cory in the house fanbase LMAO

                Your wiki has zero standards. I win.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And UESP marks out of game sources with [UOL]
                >fan theories when uesp considers cc stuff canon
                As bad as CC is, at least it's something that's actually in the game and approved by Bethesda instead of assumptions or fan theories some redditors made up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it is bad and clearly wrong don't consider it canon. Uesp gives no fucks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even trainwiz doesn't say they are canon and he says a lot of dumb shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >get a better one than UESP.
            n'wah detected, opinion disregarded

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is there a branch of UESP that removes all the garbage from ESO and Creation Club?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >garbage from ESO
                You know, fair point. That shit is annoying and I consider it non-canon, but no it doesn't seem so. Even the imperial-library site has full on TESO stuff. But if you want info pertaining to a specific game, like say Morrowind, UESP is the best. Much better than that wikia shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That shit is annoying and I consider it non-canon
                Based. I'll never acknowledge ESO shit. Really glad the Tamriel Rebuilt guys don't either.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Tamriel rbuilt guys are doing their own headcanon and don't care if tbe games contradict them . They have nothing to do with each other.
                They have the same issue as the MMO. They have a lot to add and most of it will be crap.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Tamriel rbuilt guys are doing their own headcanon and don't care if tbe games contradict them . They have nothing to do with each other.
                They have the same issue as the MMO. They have a lot to add and most of it will be crap.

                Tamriel Rebuilt is generally just made from Morrowind-era lore, so it makes sense that it wouldn't consider anything that came afterward. And thank fuck for that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is good they openly admit it isn't trying to be lore correct and they are doing their own thing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I admit that I haven't gone over it in much detail, but does it contradict any existing lore? From Morrowind, I mean, everything afterward is non-canon anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I truly don't know anything about TR other than what gets shilled here. From what I understand they aren't changing anything to match lore from later games.
                It would be impossible even as slow as Bethesda has been.
                They are just doing their vision lore be damned.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah from what i've read, while sticking to the Pre-Oblivion setting, TR still structures the lore in a way that the next games' events can happen, like their argonian lore is pretty fucking different from canon but still specifically written in a way that still let's shit like them doing well in the Oblivion crisis or invading Morrowind can happen

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They shouldn't even bother. It would be hard to keep up with the actual TES games and impossible to keep up with the MMO.
                If they go with a wishy washy "Ya never know" thing it will suck. Just do what they want. It is just a mod .

              • 3 weeks ago
                Trainwiz

                So long as its internally consistent with itself, that's what matters.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You going to not change SSE to match ESO lore now?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Trainwiz

                Considered it but decided I'd rather have SSE exist with its lore as it was, as a piece of history. I will be adding some call-forwards to Wheels of Lull at least.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ESO is the one thing that they 100% disregard completely afaik

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ESO makes no fucking sense even in post-Morrowind lore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was a good friend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just fucking banter, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nords are just the human version of Imgas anon. They haven't done anything of note since the 3bd era. Their heroes and "true nords" are long since gone and live in mud huts. Its over for them anon
      All they can do now is be racists and drink shit mead

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seen any elves? Hahahahahaha!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dun get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be very high INT to understand Nord humor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're in Morrowind. 90% of the country is Dunmer aka elves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense when the female Nord says it, she just ironically asks if you've seen any elves while you're surrounded by them in Morrowind
        For some reason the male Nord emphasizes "elves" like it's a pun or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How come the Walrus people are only in morrowind?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that supposed to be a face tattoo or just paint

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure it's all war paint.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Nord humor too highbrow for mer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >elfs

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And so I said, "Where's the money in that?"

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever given his money back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the play through but I typically do yes. He paid me for a job and my reputation is what feeds me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this aint hrisskar
      and yeah, I gave him his money back, didn't know I could just take it and run but in my defense I was 11 when Morrowind came out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always do

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck did he mean by that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its like saying you play with danger.
      it hot and you might fall in to the fire, willing taking unnecessary risk.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're on your honor, don't press your luck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most annoying voice actor ever
      One of the reason I can't replay Oblivion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Wonder Woman actress?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she's married to some big wig at Zenimax. She also does Magnolia in Fallout 4, including her original songs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I for one love the female dunmer Morrowind battle lines, they just sound hilarious.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Die you n'wah!
          how did they get away with it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          STOOPID

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just turn off the dialogue, Gankerro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seen any... ELVES???
      Bitch you in the dark elf county

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the joke, Nord humour pls understand

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will bathe in your blood.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahh yes, we've been expecting you!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >intresting!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and
      the choice
      is
      YOURS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DIE DIE DIE FETCHER DIE DIE DIE FETCHER FETCHER FETCHER DIE DIE DIE FETCHER!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are bosmer like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never gets old

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't deserve to live....
      Why are they like that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        schizophrenia

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't deserve to live....
          Why are they like that?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybwOydyk0fc
          Why are bosmer like this?

          >wood morons are canonically schizophrenic from cannibalism-related prion disease
          is this, dare i say, ludokino?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw you'll never collect enough prion disease and coalesce into a beautiful mass of bosmer flesh with your bros to roll alongside your walking trees to drive out the invaders
            why even bother anymore

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would say more irrelevant as it rarely gets mentioned or matters in any way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're just nutty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unused wood elf intro
      Kek what the fuck, deep lore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Argonians also have one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were villains from the very first game in 94

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mankar camoran also, in oblivion. bosmer are overrepresented when it comes to villains

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's an altmer, just somehow has the Camoran name, but it's not out of the realm of possibility there's dynastic in-mixing there and shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's explicitly said his mother was a bosmer, which means he should be too

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He changed himself through Razor fuckery, which is the exact kind of crazy shit a deranged wood elf would do.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The idea of the child always inheriting the mothers race comes from one book that is probably wrong considering there's cases in which it didn't happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                both mankar's parents were bosmer you dumb moron, it's not even a debate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except the Usurper was a bosmer as well

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Lead_the_Pilgrim_to_Koal_Cave
              >discord pop-ups
              >TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE
              >Inferior quest stage table
              >limited article info on useful niche articles
              >affiliate links

              >https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Lead_the_Pilgrim_to_Koal_Cave
              >details on random niche quests
              >useful notes section containing edge cases and useful trivia
              >quest stage table tells you what stages can end the quest
              >actual detailed walkthrough
              >continuously updated for quality with guidelines
              >annoying twitch at the bottom on some articles

              there's only one clear answer here, how are the other wikis useful in terms of actually getting info and checking shit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The guy who's shitting on UESP in this thread is the same one who obsessively shits on Morrowind and Kirkbride in every thread, i assume he hates it because he associates it with those two things for whatever reason, hence his amazing "it gets things wrong because i say so" argument

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Very weird, they're only responding to things where they can quickly insult someone and then move on. Not sure why I wasted my time, but it did make me appreciate UESP. It's got the soul of the old internet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Instead of playing the victim answer the points I made not the ones you wish I made.
                Pre AE edition the cc stuff gave no fucks about lore yet uesp considered them canon. They have no standards.
                The AE tried to fix their fuck ups but some just can't. Umbra existing for one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the Elder Scrolls wikis are shit because all of them are filled to the brim with headcanon, which is also why it is so easy to tell when someone got their information from the wiki versus from in-game lore. UESP is at least easier to use because fandom is FUCKING SHIT

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing there's no fextralife wiki for TES yet. At least I don't think there is, because I've never seen it pop up in search results. It's already criminal that wikia takes priority in searches over UESP.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Water finds its own level. The lack of standards of any kind really hurts uesp.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fandom wikis always get prioritized in Google search results

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TES id filled to the brim with headcanon. There are anons who will tell you Vivec is alive because an ex dev wrote fanfics about him. They will tell you the game itself is not canon because the fanfic is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you obsessed with canon when TES is an 'anything goes' setting? If anything, Skyrim isn't canon since it's way too medieval and banal for the established lore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why am I concerned with having a baseline everyone agrees on for discussing a topic so it doesn't devolve into shitflinging?
                We may never solve that one detective.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I don't think I will ever solve how there's always some dude shitting up the entire thread with tirades against 'headcanon' yet it's supposed to stop shitflinging. Good luck on establishing that baseline, though.
                https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Dragon_Break

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As long as it happens in game I am fine with it being included in the discussion.
                It isn't rocket science yet some insist on bringing up out of game sources . They have lower standards than I do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            completely wrong. he is undeniably a bosmer. he just changed his appearance later

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great. I'm sure you fit right in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You should have picked an easier opponent!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think that Erich.....?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He raped her for every waking moment she was up in his room, I can guarantee you that.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You shouldn't of come here

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t recall using teleportation. Yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implied date rape
      man video games were different back then

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game____

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on, is the reason there's so much Morrowind lately because of the tamriel rebuilt update? That was what prompted me to reinstall and I've put like 200 hours into my playthrough since and keep seeing Morrowind threads everywhere. God I fucking love this game.
    STOOPID

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think one of the modders involved is trying to shill the mod here. They have run into a slight brickwall when trying to discuss Morrowind though. Everybody has been teasing the Mortowind fan(s).
      They should try tesg. It is mostly degenerates but some might still care about a mod from an ancient game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will TR add the Redoran or Dres stuff first after Narsis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hold on, is the reason there's so much Morrowind lately because of the tamriel rebuilt update
      I replay Skyrim basically every Christmas to check out new mods and when I get to Solstheim I get Morrowind nostalgia and replay that too

      Happened the last 3 years like that at least

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always assumed Mankar changed himself into an ayleid given his obsession with them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his obsession with them
      citations?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His idea of paradise is ayleid architecture

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you beat Morrowind with only quest reward equipment and items?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can beat Morrowind in 15 minutes exploiting alchemy. When the question " Can you do (x) in Morrowind?" the answer 99% of the time will be yes. Morrowind does not like saying No to the player.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Weapon_Artifacts
      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Armor_Artifacts

      Yes.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female dumbmer don't sound like 60yr old chainsmoker
    >Female nords don't sound nearly as retarded as the males

    0:20

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >female dunmer have higher cha
      >female nords have higher will
      >redguards are dumb, unpersonable and run really fast
      ludo
      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Races

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lots of busy guys and gals in hammerfell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are female orcs so uncharismatic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most people don't like women that are taller than them by a head or more and could easily rip their limbs off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Most people don't like women that are taller than them by a head
            Bullshit, only women give a fuck about height.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If tall women were capable of and prone to extreme violence, you would care.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TES orcs aren't even that tall, blizzmoron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're some of the tallest around, only behind Altmer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're just as tall as Nords in Oblivion and even shorter than Nords in Morrowind

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, so they're only the third tallest race on Tamriel? what a bunch of manlet chumps.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone is a manlet compared to the chadmer. Let me guess, you probably walk around everywhere because you don't have the magicka too spare.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Altmer and Nords are both taller than the Orcs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                booba

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                suomi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're ugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So bretons actually mixed with khajit, I see

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fucks her childhood friend
    >Fucks countless guards and civilians while running to Morrowind
    >Gets bent over a bar counter and publicly fucked by a Khajit for a favor
    >Fucks Tiber Septim culminating with an abortion
    >Turns 18
    >Fucks a general
    >Wants to fuck Jagar Tharn so badly she lets him trick her into leading him to one of the most powerful artifacts on Nirn
    >Reunites with Tharn and naturally, fucks him repeatedly
    >Marries a Breton and fucks him as well
    Should just put that tiara on her pussy, because lord knows she didn't do anything herself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AWALT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely boethic ,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that says alot about the state of Dunmer " men" more than anything.
      Also
      Why are so many dunmer women into necrophilia?
      It is the only time dunmer men get stiff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its the mens fault im a whore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do Dunmer women really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I love Dunmer girls now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So horny that she accidentally changes you into a horse and a dog while practicing basic ass alteration spells

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        400 years of fucking means she knows how to please a man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you just KNOW barenziah eats ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look hot in Dagerfall ,but looks like a grandma in morrowind? Is the ashfall THAT bad for one's health?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does she look hot in Dagerfall
        Because Daggerfall devs were horny bastards, she's old af even for Elf lifespans

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was also pretty much just a brown woman with long ears instead of a Dunmer in Daggerfall

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT'S THE WORD, SPORT?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love these edits

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seen any white people?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As, I hear, all telvanni are. [FETCHER]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As I child, I thought it was some Telvanni guy who didn't like the joke. Could never beat him with my retarded underleveled character.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect filter for the early mournhold explorers. Fuck this guy too.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Continue through to the next building and talk to Sellus Gravius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *takes the platter*
      WHAT
      DO
      YOU
      THINK
      YOU'RE
      DOING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, he dropped it, what do we do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It has to be Percius Mercius, the best Imperial name.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am partial to the name Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontintia Buttocks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >snrt
          >chuckle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you find that wisible? When I say the name .. Biggus..Dickus?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It has to be Smokeskin-Killer, the best Argonian name.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only Argonian in the series whose name implies murdering Dunmer
      >is a member of House Telvanni
      What did Smokeskin-Killer mean by this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically that's the most Telvanni shit ever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's just beating the Telvanni at their own game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His logic was superior

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is absolutely a Telvanni thing to do. House Telvanni is open to everyone that is capable of surviving it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MW glass armour on Argonians is peak Fashion Scrolls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THIS IS THE END OF YOU, SWIT
        >combat music plays
        >enemy shuffles awkwardly towards you

        no that would be the Mournhold guard armor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Morrowind glass armor anywhere other than in the trash is an abomination. There has never been good looking glass armor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, I don't know how people like it. It looks alright on the Argonians, but only because it looks like it was tailor made for them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least it's not Oblivion's neon green plastic abomination.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oblivion just looks like shit in general. Morrowind's armors are very hit or miss, some is the best in the series, some looks dumb as fuck. Skyrim unironically has the most consistently good looking armor in the game even if there are a few that look retarded.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is the absolute best looking Morrowind armor in your opinion. It did Orcish the best but most are fairly pedestrian on one end or over designed and busy on the other

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gah-Julan Bonemold and Chitin
                I'm not him but if he answers with anything else you should disregard it immediately

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Redoran master helm and Gah-Julan cuirass have two different colored scarves
                This still triggers my autism

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bonemold was good. Is Chitin the white armor made of bugs? I didn't like that one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mostly like chitin because of how well it fits the setting

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love the Ordinator gear, Orcish armor as you mentioned, and Chitin. I also like the Steel armor alot. You would be right if you called it pedestrian, but it is intentionally pedestrian because it is basically the mid to low-tier heavy armor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Morrowind steel armor is not something I thought there would be many defenders of .

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not even bad

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. Oblivions is the worst of the worst. It does not make the other two anywhere close to good.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post gamer Azura

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really dislike Morrowind's wikipedia dialogue, but all the voice-acted lines are great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back when fantasy voice actors tried to invent a unique character for the world instead of just doing their best British accent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss Argonians talking like autistic weirdos in Morrowind and Oblivion, in Skyrim they just sound way too normal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >missing anything at all from shitlivion

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mostly miss the Morrowind portrayal, Oblivion at least got their autistic way of talking right while Skyrim didn't

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I've have a feeling that you and I are about to become real close...

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When does it make the most sense to start Tribunal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After the main quest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20 years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you're supposed to start both DLCs after doing the main quest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Expansions*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the difference

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Expansions tended to have more than two hours of content.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's true gameplay-wise, they are balanced to be MUCH harder than any vanilla content. Story-wise it's different. Bloodmoon could be started early with no bearing on the main story, but Tribunal can't because Tribunal's story explicitly comes after the main quest's story. Tribunal might not make total sense on its own and it might even spoil a bit of the main quest if you do it too early.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gal bursten it

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Nords supposed to be closer to Scandinavians or Slavs? Couse they got mostly Nordic names, but are racist like Eastern Europeans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be racist against non-humans too if you knew anything about TES lore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Racism is good AND natural.

        Never said I wasnt racist either kings, but that doesnt clue me in for the irl inspiration for the nords. The bark "Seen any Elves?" in morrowind is like saying "Seen any morons?" in the US.
        That takes balls and I dont think Scandinavians got any left

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Racism is good AND natural.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well daggerfall and morrowind were retcons too but oblivion feels like a slap. jfc. i get how people do feel like it is spiritually noncanon like star war prequels... Kirks stuff is mostly wacky babble tho... guy just seems to have some interesting tastes... hes some sort of asshat awesome hipster druggy freak...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MK just ripped off Hindu Mysticism. Didn't even bother to change the nomenclature.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aye, that i do
    sometimes i even dance in the fire!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How close to it?

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