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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Think Morrowind gave me a lasting dislike of Nords, they are all dicks/bullies/bandits ingame
    Except for the guy drinking in that Vivec bar who gives you the sidequest with the ship burial cave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is no side quest. He tells you a story gives you a key and calls it a day. Do you know how many people tell you stories in Morrowind? There is a decent chance you won't even notice receiving the key.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ennbjof%27s_Nord_Burial
        moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          UESP.
          Quests with one stage?

          They just don't give a frick do they? It also is exactly what I posted. He tells you a story and gives you a key. That is your " quest" according to UESP.

          A question. Did you play Morrowind or do you get everything from a wiki? If you are a wiki guy get a better one than UESP.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Which Wiki would you recommend he replace UESP with?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              A wiki with standards. Even before the AE attempted to fix all the lore frick ups UESP considered them canon. They simply do not give a frick and consider whatever is remotely connected to TES as canon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oops
                should have read fix all the creation club lore frick ups.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Can you give an example of such a wiki?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Basically any not uesp should be fine.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this homie uses the fandom wiki

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know a fan of uesp is not laughing at anyone.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You share a wikisite with the Cory in the house fanbase LMAO

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The only two other TES wikis are Kirkbride's wife website that has literal fanfiction and the horrible fandom one whose editors regularly add their own headcanons to things

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wait Kirkbride isn't gay???????

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He groomed his beard when she was an undersge fangirl on the official Bethesda lore forum.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                how does she look?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                According to the fan nerds from the old official forums she is cute. MK would have her send lewd cosplay pics to his cult.
                He is a straight up pimp.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Headcanon? That is the biggest peoblem with uesp . They have no standards.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                UESP always leaves sources for literally everything they write and indicate whenever that something comes from something out of game. The Fandom editors often put fan theories in like Thalmor towers shit at one point.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The fan wiki clearly marks out of game sources with (oog). Uesp mixes them with valid sources in an attempt to validate them. I don't want to hear complaints about fan theories when uesp considers cc stuff canon

                You share a wikisite with the Cory in the house fanbase LMAO

                Your wiki has zero standards. I win.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And UESP marks out of game sources with [UOL]
                >fan theories when uesp considers cc stuff canon
                As bad as CC is, at least it's something that's actually in the game and approved by Bethesda instead of assumptions or fan theories some redditors made up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If it is bad and clearly wrong don't consider it canon. Uesp gives no fricks.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even trainwiz doesn't say they are canon and he says a lot of dumb shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >get a better one than UESP.
            n'wah detected, opinion disregarded

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Is there a branch of UESP that removes all the garbage from ESO and Creation Club?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >garbage from ESO
                You know, fair point. That shit is annoying and I consider it non-canon, but no it doesn't seem so. Even the imperial-library site has full on TESO stuff. But if you want info pertaining to a specific game, like say Morrowind, UESP is the best. Much better than that wikia shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >That shit is annoying and I consider it non-canon
                Based. I'll never acknowledge ESO shit. Really glad the Tamriel Rebuilt guys don't either.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Tamriel rbuilt guys are doing their own headcanon and don't care if tbe games contradict them . They have nothing to do with each other.
                They have the same issue as the MMO. They have a lot to add and most of it will be crap.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Tamriel rbuilt guys are doing their own headcanon and don't care if tbe games contradict them . They have nothing to do with each other.
                They have the same issue as the MMO. They have a lot to add and most of it will be crap.

                Tamriel Rebuilt is generally just made from Morrowind-era lore, so it makes sense that it wouldn't consider anything that came afterward. And thank frick for that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It is good they openly admit it isn't trying to be lore correct and they are doing their own thing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I admit that I haven't gone over it in much detail, but does it contradict any existing lore? From Morrowind, I mean, everything afterward is non-canon anyway.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I truly don't know anything about TR other than what gets shilled here. From what I understand they aren't changing anything to match lore from later games.
                It would be impossible even as slow as Bethesda has been.
                They are just doing their vision lore be damned.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah from what i've read, while sticking to the Pre-Oblivion setting, TR still structures the lore in a way that the next games' events can happen, like their argonian lore is pretty fricking different from canon but still specifically written in a way that still let's shit like them doing well in the Oblivion crisis or invading Morrowind can happen

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They shouldn't even bother. It would be hard to keep up with the actual TES games and impossible to keep up with the MMO.
                If they go with a wishy washy "Ya never know" thing it will suck. Just do what they want. It is just a mod .

              • 1 year ago
                Trainwiz

                So long as its internally consistent with itself, that's what matters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You going to not change SSE to match ESO lore now?

              • 1 year ago
                Trainwiz

                Considered it but decided I'd rather have SSE exist with its lore as it was, as a piece of history. I will be adding some call-forwards to Wheels of Lull at least.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ESO is the one thing that they 100% disregard completely afaik

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ESO makes no fricking sense even in post-Morrowind lore

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He was a good friend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just fricking banter, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nords are just the human version of Imgas anon. They haven't done anything of note since the 3bd era. Their heroes and "true nords" are long since gone and live in mud huts. Its over for them anon
      All they can do now is be racists and drink shit mead

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Seen any elves? Hahahahahaha!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dun get it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be very high INT to understand Nord humor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're in Morrowind. 90% of the country is Dunmer aka elves

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense when the female Nord says it, she just ironically asks if you've seen any elves while you're surrounded by them in Morrowind
        For some reason the male Nord emphasizes "elves" like it's a pun or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How come the Walrus people are only in morrowind?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that supposed to be a face tattoo or just paint

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure it's all war paint.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      haha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is Nord humor too highbrow for mer?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >elfs

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >And so I said, "Where's the money in that?"

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever given his money back?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the play through but I typically do yes. He paid me for a job and my reputation is what feeds me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did, yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this aint hrisskar
      and yeah, I gave him his money back, didn't know I could just take it and run but in my defense I was 11 when Morrowind came out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always do

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did he mean by that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its like saying you play with danger.
      it hot and you might fall in to the fire, willing taking unnecessary risk.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You're on your honor, don't press your luck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most annoying voice actor ever
      One of the reason I can't replay Oblivion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Wonder Woman actress?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she's married to some big wig at Zenimax. She also does Magnolia in Fallout 4, including her original songs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I for one love the female dunmer Morrowind battle lines, they just sound hilarious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Die you n'wah!
          how did they get away with it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          STOOPID

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just turn off the dialogue, Gankerro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Seen any... ELVES???
      b***h you in the dark elf county

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's the joke, Nord humour pls understand

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will bathe in your blood.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahh yes, we've been expecting you!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >intresting!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and
      the choice
      is
      YOURS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DIE DIE DIE FETCHER DIE DIE DIE FETCHER FETCHER FETCHER DIE DIE DIE FETCHER!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are bosmer like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Never gets old

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't deserve to live....
      Why are they like that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        schizophrenia

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't deserve to live....
          Why are they like that?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybwOydyk0fc
          Why are bosmer like this?

          >wood Black folk are canonically schizophrenic from cannibalism-related prion disease
          is this, dare i say, ludokino?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw you'll never collect enough prion disease and coalesce into a beautiful mass of bosmer flesh with your bros to roll alongside your walking trees to drive out the invaders
            why even bother anymore

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I would say more irrelevant as it rarely gets mentioned or matters in any way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're just nutty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unused wood elf intro
      Kek what the frick, deep lore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Argonians also have one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they were villains from the very first game in 94

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        mankar camoran also, in oblivion. bosmer are overrepresented when it comes to villains

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's an altmer, just somehow has the Camoran name, but it's not out of the realm of possibility there's dynastic in-mixing there and shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's explicitly said his mother was a bosmer, which means he should be too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He changed himself through Razor frickery, which is the exact kind of crazy shit a deranged wood elf would do.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The idea of the child always inheriting the mothers race comes from one book that is probably wrong considering there's cases in which it didn't happen.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                both mankar's parents were bosmer you dumb Black person, it's not even a debate

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Except the Usurper was a bosmer as well

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Lead_the_Pilgrim_to_Koal_Cave
              >discord pop-ups
              >TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE
              >Inferior quest stage table
              >limited article info on useful niche articles
              >affiliate links

              >https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Lead_the_Pilgrim_to_Koal_Cave
              >details on random niche quests
              >useful notes section containing edge cases and useful trivia
              >quest stage table tells you what stages can end the quest
              >actual detailed walkthrough
              >continuously updated for quality with guidelines
              >annoying twitch at the bottom on some articles

              there's only one clear answer here, how are the other wikis useful in terms of actually getting info and checking shit?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The guy who's shitting on UESP in this thread is the same one who obsessively shits on Morrowind and Kirkbride in every thread, i assume he hates it because he associates it with those two things for whatever reason, hence his amazing "it gets things wrong because i say so" argument

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Very weird, they're only responding to things where they can quickly insult someone and then move on. Not sure why I wasted my time, but it did make me appreciate UESP. It's got the soul of the old internet.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Instead of playing the victim answer the points I made not the ones you wish I made.
                Pre AE edition the cc stuff gave no fricks about lore yet uesp considered them canon. They have no standards.
                The AE tried to fix their frick ups but some just can't. Umbra existing for one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All the Elder Scrolls wikis are shit because all of them are filled to the brim with headcanon, which is also why it is so easy to tell when someone got their information from the wiki versus from in-game lore. UESP is at least easier to use because fandom is FRICKING SHIT

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing there's no fextralife wiki for TES yet. At least I don't think there is, because I've never seen it pop up in search results. It's already criminal that wikia takes priority in searches over UESP.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Water finds its own level. The lack of standards of any kind really hurts uesp.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fandom wikis always get prioritized in Google search results

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                TES id filled to the brim with headcanon. There are anons who will tell you Vivec is alive because an ex dev wrote fanfics about him. They will tell you the game itself is not canon because the fanfic is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you obsessed with canon when TES is an 'anything goes' setting? If anything, Skyrim isn't canon since it's way too medieval and banal for the established lore.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why am I concerned with having a baseline everyone agrees on for discussing a topic so it doesn't devolve into shitflinging?
                We may never solve that one detective.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I don't think I will ever solve how there's always some dude shitting up the entire thread with tirades against 'headcanon' yet it's supposed to stop shitflinging. good luck on establishing that baseline, though.
                https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Dragon_Break

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As long as it happens in game I am fine with it being included in the discussion.
                It isn't rocket science yet some insist on bringing up out of game sources . They have lower standards than I do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            completely wrong. he is undeniably a bosmer. he just changed his appearance later

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great. I'm sure you fit right in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You should have picked an easier opponent!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think that Erich.....?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He raped her for every waking moment she was up in his room, I can guarantee you that.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You shouldn't of come here

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t recall using teleportation. Yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implied date rape
      man video games were different back then

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the game____

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on, is the reason there's so much Morrowind lately because of the tamriel rebuilt update? That was what prompted me to reinstall and I've put like 200 hours into my playthrough since and keep seeing Morrowind threads everywhere. God I fricking love this game.
    STOOPID

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think one of the modders involved is trying to shill the mod here. They have run into a slight brickwall when trying to discuss Morrowind though. Everybody has been teasing the Mortowind fan(s).
      They should try tesg. It is mostly degenerates but some might still care about a mod from an ancient game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Will TR add the Redoran or Dres stuff first after Narsis?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hold on, is the reason there's so much Morrowind lately because of the tamriel rebuilt update
      I replay Skyrim basically every Christmas to check out new mods and when I get to Solstheim I get Morrowind nostalgia and replay that too

      Happened the last 3 years like that at least

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always assumed Mankar changed himself into an ayleid given his obsession with them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >his obsession with them
      citations?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His idea of paradise is ayleid architecture

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you beat Morrowind with only quest reward equipment and items?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can beat Morrowind in 15 minutes exploiting alchemy. When the question " Can you do (x) in Morrowind?" the answer 99% of the time will be yes. Morrowind does not like saying No to the player.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Weapon_Artifacts
      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Armor_Artifacts

      Yes.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Female dumbmer don't sound like 60yr old chainsmoker
    >Female nords don't sound nearly as moronic as the males

    0:20

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >female dunmer have higher cha
      >female nords have higher will
      >redguards are dumb, unpersonable and run really fast
      ludo
      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Races

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lots of busy guys and gals in hammerfell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are female orcs so uncharismatic?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most people don't like women that are taller than them by a head or more and could easily rip their limbs off.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Most people don't like women that are taller than them by a head
            Bullshit, only women give a frick about height.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If tall women were capable of and prone to extreme violence, you would care.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            TES orcs aren't even that tall, blizzBlack person

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They're some of the tallest around, only behind Altmer.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They're just as tall as Nords in Oblivion and even shorter than Nords in Morrowind

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, so they're only the third tallest race on Tamriel? what a bunch of manlet chumps.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone is a manlet compared to the chadmer. Let me guess, you probably walk around everywhere because you don't have the magicka too spare.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Altmer and Nords are both taller than the Orcs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                booba

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                suomi

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're ugly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So bretons actually mixed with khajit, I see

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricks her childhood friend
    >Fricks countless guards and civilians while running to Morrowind
    >Gets bent over a bar counter and publicly fricked by a Khajit for a favor
    >Fricks Tiber Septim culminating with an abortion
    >Turns 18
    >Fricks a general
    >Wants to frick Jagar Tharn so badly she lets him trick her into leading him to one of the most powerful artifacts on Nirn
    >Reunites with Tharn and naturally, fricks him repeatedly
    >Marries a Breton and fricks him as well
    Should just put that tiara on her pussy, because lord knows she didn't do anything herself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AWALT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely boethic ,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think that says alot about the state of Dunmer " men" more than anything.
      Also
      Why are so many dunmer women into necrophilia?
      It is the only time dunmer men get stiff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >its the mens fault im a prostitute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do Dunmer women really?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I love Dunmer girls now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >So horny that she accidentally changes you into a horse and a dog while practicing basic ass alteration spells

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        400 years of fricking means she knows how to please a man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you just KNOW barenziah eats ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look hot in Dagerfall ,but looks like a grandma in morrowind? Is the ashfall THAT bad for one's health?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does she look hot in Dagerfall
        Because Daggerfall devs were horny bastards, she's old af even for Elf lifespans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She was also pretty much just a brown woman with long ears instead of a Dunmer in Daggerfall

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT'S THE WORD, SPORT?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i love these edits

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seen any white people?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As, I hear, all telvanni are. [FETCHER]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As I child, I thought it was some Telvanni guy who didn't like the joke. Could never beat him with my moronic underleveled character.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect filter for the early mournhold explorers. Frick this guy too.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Continue through to the next building and talk to Sellus Gravius

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *takes the platter*
      WHAT
      DO
      YOU
      THINK
      YOU'RE
      DOING

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, he dropped it, what do we do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It has to be Percius Mercius, the best Imperial name.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I am partial to the name Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontintia Buttocks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >snrt
          >chuckle

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Do you find that wisible? When I say the name .. Biggus..Dickus?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It has to be Smokeskin-Killer, the best Argonian name.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >only Argonian in the series whose name implies murdering Dunmer
      >is a member of House Telvanni
      What did Smokeskin-Killer mean by this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically that's the most Telvanni shit ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's just beating the Telvanni at their own game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His logic was superior

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That is absolutely a Telvanni thing to do. House Telvanni is open to everyone that is capable of surviving it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MW glass armour on Argonians is peak Fashion Scrolls

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THIS IS THE END OF YOU, SWIT
        >combat music plays
        >enemy shuffles awkwardly towards you

        no that would be the Mournhold guard armor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Morrowind glass armor anywhere other than in the trash is an abomination. There has never been good looking glass armor.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This, I don't know how people like it. It looks alright on the Argonians, but only because it looks like it was tailor made for them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          At least it's not Oblivion's neon green plastic abomination.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oblivion just looks like shit in general. Morrowind's armors are very hit or miss, some is the best in the series, some looks dumb as frick. Skyrim unironically has the most consistently good looking armor in the game even if there are a few that look moronic.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What is the absolute best looking Morrowind armor in your opinion. It did Orcish the best but most are fairly pedestrian on one end or over designed and busy on the other

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gah-Julan Bonemold and Chitin
                I'm not him but if he answers with anything else you should disregard it immediately

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Redoran master helm and Gah-Julan cuirass have two different colored scarves
                This still triggers my autism

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bonemold was good. Is Chitin the white armor made of bugs? I didn't like that one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mostly like chitin because of how well it fits the setting

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I love the Ordinator gear, Orcish armor as you mentioned, and Chitin. I also like the Steel armor alot. You would be right if you called it pedestrian, but it is intentionally pedestrian because it is basically the mid to low-tier heavy armor

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Morrowind steel armor is not something I thought there would be many defenders of .

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not even bad

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            True. Oblivions is the worst of the worst. It does not make the other two anywhere close to good.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post gamer Azura

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really dislike Morrowind's wikipedia dialogue, but all the voice-acted lines are great

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      back when fantasy voice actors tried to invent a unique character for the world instead of just doing their best British accent.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I miss Argonians talking like autistic weirdos in Morrowind and Oblivion, in Skyrim they just sound way too normal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >missing anything at all from shitlivion

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mostly miss the Morrowind portrayal, Oblivion at least got their autistic way of talking right while Skyrim didn't

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I've have a feeling that you and I are about to become real close...

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When does it make the most sense to start Tribunal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      After the main quest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      20 years ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you're supposed to start both DLCs after doing the main quest

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Expansions*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What's the difference

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Expansions tended to have more than two hours of content.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's true gameplay-wise, they are balanced to be MUCH harder than any vanilla content. Story-wise it's different. Bloodmoon could be started early with no bearing on the main story, but Tribunal can't because Tribunal's story explicitly comes after the main quest's story. Tribunal might not make total sense on its own and it might even spoil a bit of the main quest if you do it too early.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gal bursten it

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are Nords supposed to be closer to Scandinavians or Slavs? Couse they got mostly Nordic names, but are racist like Eastern Europeans.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be racist against non-humans too if you knew anything about TES lore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Racism is good AND natural.

        Never said I wasnt racist either kings, but that doesnt clue me in for the irl inspiration for the nords. The bark "Seen any Elves?" in morrowind is like saying "Seen any Black folk?" in the US.
        That takes balls and I dont think Scandinavians got any left

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Racism is good AND natural.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    well daggerfall and morrowind were retcons too but oblivion feels like a slap. jfc. i get how people do feel like it is spiritually noncanon like star war prequels... Kirks stuff is mostly wacky babble tho... guy just seems to have some interesting tastes... hes some sort of asshat awesome hipster druggy freak...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MK just ripped off Hindu Mysticism. Didn't even bother to change the nomenclature.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aye, that i do
    sometimes i even dance in the fire!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How close to it?

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