>You must beat 12 year old you at a game of his choice or instantly be banished to the shadow realm

>You must beat 12 year old you at a game of his choice or instantly be banished to the shadow realm
What game?
How fricked are you?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would pick Kirby Air Ride
    12 year old me would not know how to collect stats optimally or know how to do combat in that properly due to playing bots only, so I am fine

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SFEX Plus Alpha
    On the one hand, I am better at fighting games in general than I was back then. On the other, I used to spend 12 hours a fricking day just doing the combo challenges and I might get blown out by the sheer autistic execution of my younger self. Can't call it.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he'd probably pick mario party 4, 6, or 7 so he'd finally have someone else playing with him, at that point it's up to god

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'll fricking beat my 12 year old self at Fable, and he can cry about it just like he did when his little brother pulled the power block plug just before he beat dragon Jack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soul Blade for ps1
    I'd whoop his ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      LOVE
      TO SHINE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I GOTTA GET TO EDGE OF SOUL

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He would probably choose goldeneye, I think I should manage he will probably get lost on the more confusing maps, even then I think i've probably got an upper hand

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >12 year old me was obsessed with Street Fighter 4
    >Did not know how to play
    Easy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >12 when SF4 came out
      Dumb kid, you must be 18 or older to po-
      >Released 15 years ago
      Dear God...

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me was super into RPG's and shooters, so he'd probably challenge me to something like COD or a Dragon Quest/Kingdom Hearts speedrun.
    I would immediately kick his little ass in all three of those games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Just now remembered that I mainly played Just Dance as a kid
      Nevermind I'm fricked. That young bastard would out-stamina me

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bomberman
    not at all
    kids suck at video games and i was no exception

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He'd pick Halo 3 and we both be fricked and somehow end in a tie

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would slam down in Smash Bros Brawl and I'd beat the shit out of him just like my dad did.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    team fortress 2
    luckily 12 year old me was shit at fps so i'd probably frick him up even though i haven't played in a couple years

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He would most definitely choose one of the Budokai games. I would slaughter 12 year old me because I didn't even know you could cancel charge attacks until almost a decade after the game released.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THUG2 because his dipshit ass barely knew how to go in a straight line and while I'm still not "good" at these games I can at least get sick combos in the hundreds of thousands pretty consistently

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He would choose Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition. Not because he's any good at it but because he just wants another chance to just play it as M Bison/Vega. I'll trounce him with any character. Dumb frick doesn't even know about priority.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair you don't need to know anything but how to do LP.Crusher, throw and slide to win with Dictator in CE, picking him is a fricking hate crime

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was pretty bad at games as a kid. Though I did tend to do well with controller in shooter games like Halo 1 and 2. If he challenges me in that then I might be in trouble since I haven't played controller shooter at all since then.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NSMB battle mode and yes I would be fricked

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would probably pick something like Sonic Adventure 2.
    At the time I didn't give a shit about how the ranking system worked or how to make use of specific movement mechanics, so I'd easily kick his ass. I don't even like SA2 that much anymore.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon. I know you're running GyaraVire you little shit.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would choose Super Smash Bros Brawl and used glitches

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell 12 year old me how to prevent all the frick ups in his life so long as he let me win, that way we both win when I return back to my timeline

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >12 y/o me was autistically into Halo Reach
    >present-day me has not touched a shooter in years
    Frick

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He'd choose SF4 and that idiot will wake up DP at every possible opportunity
    The problem is, [spoiler]so will I[/spoiler]

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >12 year old me
    >picks smash melee
    >picks his favorite character marth
    >i also pick my favorite character marth
    >ebin battle ensues
    >i squeak out a win because I've managed to learn how to use the block button since then

    ggez

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My younger self would probably pick MvC1. I'd destroy him because he only knew how to do regular specials, shitty rushes and superjumps

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would pick Mario Baseball or Megaman Battle Network. I'd win MMBN, no clue about Mario Baseball, but I'd probably get my shit rocked.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would pick either Ice Climbers or Tony Hawks 2.
    He would get bodied either way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >12 in the golden age of the PS1
      >Still likely to pick Ice Climbers

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would probably pick Smash 3DS.
    I honestly don't know how it would go because on one hand, I have more Game & Watch experience but on the other hand I've gotten much more adjusted to Ultimate at this point.
    Though at least with 4, I can get Judge 9s multiple times in a row

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >G&W main
      >Judge enthusiast
      Based beyond belief

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >smash 3ds
      >twelve yearls old

      I fricking hate zoomers so much

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would most likely pick OG Battlefront II. I have since realized how fricking overpowered the Wookiee/Magnaguard/Officer grenade launcher is, so my current self would win handily.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if he picks the space level where it's mostly dogfighting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I rarely play the space maps whenever I go back to the game, so he might actually have a shot.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably would pick Melee. Like that other guy it'd end up being Marth VS Marth. Or maybe I'd be a dick and pick Kirby and do stupid shit like inhale and spit him out under the stage.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >12 year old me gets to pick
    melee for sure. ironically i would absolutely humiliate him
    >30 year old me gets to pick
    DDR to give him a fighting chance but i would still absolutely destroy him. i was shit at that age. he would have a slight chance of me dying from a heart attack mid-game

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't have a lot of games when i was 12 years old. And what little games i had, i played religiously until my mom came an took them away as a from of punishment. Even now to this day, while i have lost some of them due being careless idiot i still play my old games on the regular. So to answer the two questions.
    1.Depends
    2.If it's a game i still have, i'll win. If it's a game i've lost, i'll probably lose.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Either bloody roar 2 or tony hawk and i would demolish my 12 year old self easily

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The autistic bastard would be playing pokemon with rare candied LV 100 mew and I'd crush him with actually stat trained ones.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm old as frick now and would get destroyed at Quake 2 by my 12 self.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any of them, child me was fricking shit at video games.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably COD MW3
    I was dogshit at games at 12, I'll be fine

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Puyo Puyo, 12 year old me would never get the hang of chaining

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well what happens to 12 y/o me when I win? Does he forget all about it? Wouldn't he want me to win so his future self doesn't get sent to the Shadow Realm, or is he not the real past me, just some being that has all the data of my younger self? Anyway
    >Black Ops 2 on the PS3
    Depends on the stage, what game rules he sets, etc. I think I'd win most of the time but..
    >Persona 4 Arena Ultimax
    He gets bodied
    >Sonic Adventure 2
    He picks Metal Sonic but I frick him over with Amy special move spam.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't know about spinning the stick to make the time stop homosexualry end in 2 seconds
      ngmi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I only learned that in college, as no one played SA2 with me when I was 12. Half the time I only had one controller on my PS3. I was obsessed with the Chao Garden and the likes back then..
        That said, it's even worse with Amy since she doesn't stop time, she pauses you while the game runs. That means you're momentum can stop and you'll fall to your death, or get shot, and it was 20 seconds (and increased in time with continuous uses) compared to the meager 10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you win you are allowed to go back to when you were 12 and keep all the knowledge and memories your older self has.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey I might get laid in High School this time around but going back to 12 honestly sounds like ass. A couple years ago would be better for me, or just being able to tell myself all the shit that's gonna happen would be better. Give someone else an easier time for the future instead of living through the past again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can I decline even if I win, rather not go through surgeries again

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer thread? zoomer thread. minecraft pvp. i'd probably get my ass kicked since 12 was around the time i moved on from that shitfest.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 year old me would pick SSBM thinking he's hot shit on Roy. Current me would pick a projectile spam character

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If he picks Smash Melee i'll destroy him, but if you mean exactly 12 yo then Melee won't be out for like 9 months, and he might pick Perfect Dark or Mario Kart 64, and i'd probably have a disadvantage in those since i'm way out of practice.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How fricked are you?
    Not at all. 12 year olds are fricking moronic.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably pokemon, or megaman battle network? Even though Melee had been out for years at that point, I'd probably still be playing it.
    Regardless, I know a lot more about those games now, than I did at 12 - I'd turbo stomp my tween-ass into the ground.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Goldeneye.
    > 12 year old me was honourable and didn't use short characters .

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >some shitty free 2 play fps I was cracked at as a kid
    I react like a dead snail now

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He'd definitely pick smash bros brawl, and he'd definitely pick lucas. I'd pick meta knight and mop the floor with myself by playing super degenerate and air camping.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    itd either be d2 or one of the c&c games from that time (ts, ra2, or renegade).
    i think in any situation id be fine. i was a moron in d2 and evenly distributed my stats and skills. i keyboard turned in fps games until some kind person in renegade taught me the importance of strafing. i still suck ass at rts games but back then i had no concept of rushing or micromanagement.
    but a year later itd be counter strike and theres no way i could compete with my 13 yr old self. hed bunny hop around me, knife me in the back, then repeatedly hump my dead body

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm way better at games now than 12 year old me ever was.
    He couldn't even beat Mega Man 3.
    He'd probably pick something super gay like League and I'd easily outclass him too, though it'd depend on if it was season 3 or 4 League or if it's current League since I've basically become a Poppy one trick since the rework came out.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12 years old me would probably pick Smash Bros. Melee and while I'm fricking shit at it today, I'm pretty sure I could beat my younger self with all the knowledge I have now.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >browse thread
    >mfw remembering just how old I am

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He'd pick Melee or Double Dash and then get thoroughly shut down because he still thought the Parade Kart or Roy were good choices

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