You want me to believe that this mother fucker defeated Assassins Aliens and Trained soldiers just with a science degree?

You want me to believe that this mother fucker defeated Assassins Aliens and Trained soldiers just with a science degree?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was the right man in the wrong place.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He also had a lot of guns

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he had a crowbar.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When your armor is bullet proof and auto injects you with stimulants and opiates, yeah probably.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When your armor is bullet proof
      It is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, he's just getting knocked back whenever he takes bullets. when you die, i means that he took too many bullets and they finished him off while he was lying on the ground

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The bullets can't penetrate the suit but the impact of the bullet will still cause internal bruising and bleeding
          The main question is how things that aren't moving quickly can still hurt you. A snark nibbling the metal of the suit shouldn't be able to do anything, same with stuff like the hornets from the alien grunts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It kinda is but the main feature of the HEV is the electric dynamic armor that stops (or weakens) the projectiles that come close to your suit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, he's just getting knocked back whenever he takes bullets. when you die, i means that he took too many bullets and they finished him off while he was lying on the ground

      seems unlikely
      >blood. loss. detected.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can still bleed wearing bulletproof armor

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLAN GET CROWBARRED GET CROWBARRED GET CROWBARRED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tak tak tak TAK TAK TAK TAK
      >*fwip* *fwip*
      >TAK TAK TAK tak tak tak tak tak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assassins not being half his size
      >assassins not bullying and dominating him despite being half his size
      0/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For how realistic half life tried to be at times they shit the bed by putting women in a role that was something other than HR or a screaming secretary

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're gymnasts with guns bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black ops being kitted out with Apperture longfall boots will never not be a great fan-made addition to half life world building

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Casali said they very nearly weren't in the game at all and only got implemented towards the very end
      Crazy how different things could've been. Hell Opposing Force would've had to been done completely differently

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and HEV suit

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO DOES GMAN SERVE
    FUCKING CREEP

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Black Mesa hazard course which Gordon holds the record for includes training with military grade weapons and the HEV suit is designed to withstand reality altering phenomenon let alone small arms fire.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's one outcome. I hope you're considering all the times you got shot to death or fell off walkways and splattered or dissolved in a pool of chemicals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like to think that quicksaves were the nudges the gman was talking about.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's specialized in working in hostile environment.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Miku doing there? Did he order Dominoes?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Neon Prime?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Project lost momentum and fell apart.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I was in the hospital and I got morphine.
    I said "Morphine administered" in my head.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. He is smarter than them.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with my SHIT and your FUCK we'll make an UGLY team!
    what did he mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He means DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is a time wizard. You can't win against that.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and some save-loads

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished half-life 1 for the first time about 2 months ago. I had played it before as a kid in 2001 but never got further than half way in. Good game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember going over to my friends and getting stuck on the gargantua puzzle, getting cooked alive for like two hours. Is probably my fondest memory playing a game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That stumped me a bit as an adult. I got stuck for a little bit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we were stuck so long on it that I had to go home and the next day I was ready to figure it out and he had looked it up and did it without me. I was pretty disappointed, probably one of my major standard setting games

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gordon is a highly trained professional he does not need to hear all of this

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gordan is literally him fr fr

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love fruity rudy

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He works in a military facility, other HEV users had gone to Xen before, so most likely he was trained to use weapons before everything happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah minus the whole everyone, including the HEV suit wearers, are fuckin dead

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know that he's supposed to be the "new guy" on his first day, but honestly I don't buy it. too many people know him.
    game voice lines > ambiguous lore
    maybe it was his first day as an hev guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there's any official material suggesting that he's a new guy. That seems to have just been a fan theory that got too popular and everybody began accepting as fact without checking. At best it could be a misunderstanding of the hiring offer letter in the official game manual, in which case people should remember that being shown Gordon's hiring offer letter is not meant to mean he literally just started the job.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren’t there multiple lines suggesting he’s been working there for awhile?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in hl2, yeah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in hl2, yeah

          Yeah, Valve at least seems to have never intended for the incident to have been Gordon's first day on the job. It's just a fan idea that got too much traction.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, he used guns.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smart people are generally good at a lot of things

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, why didn't they just aim at his head?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has a helmet on the HEV suit, that's why the HUD is there and his breathing is linked to his suit power in 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the helmet always looked cool. i do prefer when it looks more like a hazmat suit though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy fuck i never noticed the connection

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In every picture of Gordon during the events of Black Mesa and onward, there is no helmet. The suit on display never has a helmet in either game. The only time we even see a helmet is the corpses on Xen, and that same model in multiplayer (but there's also a Gordon multiplayer model, so that's not proof of anything). Saying the HUD has to be real and not just a mood setting abstraction is the biggest fucking reach and I don't buy for a second that it has to be real and present in Gordon's actual view.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even an in-universe HUD would not require a helmet; it could easily be something projected on his glasses or even on the inside of his eyeballs given how high tech the suit is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the ultimate redpill is that in opposing force you can see gordons in game model from shepard persepective if you follow him into the xen portal

          there never was any helmet, not even in ayy lmao space. its obvious a logic hole but since valve can do no wrong its a nothingburger

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The suit on display never has a helmet in either game
          so i guess he doesn't have gloves either then

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The suit does have hands in HL2.
            Also Gordon's official HL2 model from HL: Survivor still has no helmex.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not to mention Half-Life Alyx.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically that can be explained with "le GMAN hallucination"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gloves can fit in a pocket. A helmet can't. Also, guess which of the two showed up in the sequel?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and all of that without a helmet!

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do Gordon's glasses stay on so well?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cut the enemy that bitch-slaps your glasses off your face and fucks your ass.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breen mentions this in one of his Breencasts
    >"How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible?
    >This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist who had hardly earned the distinction of his Ph.D. at the time of the Black Mesa Incident.
    >I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills.
    >The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't that hal from breaking bad but as a good guy?

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