>You will join the fomo raid. >You WILL take time out of your weekend for 3 specific raid times on one day

>You will join the fomo raid
>You WILL take time out of your weekend for 3 specific raid times on one day
>You will NOT use remote raid passes
>You will NOT invite other people to remotely help you out
>We WILL remove remote raids by the end of the year frick you
>You WILL be forced to reach out to total strangers on d*scord to actually beat the raid
>You WILL WAAAAAAALK to the raid like Hanke intended
>You will NOT carfat or spoof to the raid
>You WILL get raped by your local strangers for trying to organize a local only raid
>You WILL catch the useless dex entry shitmon with broken minimal bonuses
>You WILL play the game the way we want you to play it
>You WILL do this all again next month for Regieleki
The absolute state of Pogokeks and their self sabotaging developers

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad I got banned using PGSharp. I did nothing wrong, and if anything, gave Hanke more money than I ever did during my spoofing period.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Half of these are fake news

      >got banned using PGSharp
      It's so fricking easy to blend in. What the frick did you do to get caught?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He probably teleported all over the world

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Love the idea of Pogo
    >I'm an ugly autist living in a rural area

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't live in the boonies and be poor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m in a suburban area it’s just that gyms are spread way too thin between the miles of road and tiny parks

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I live right next to a bunch of Pokestops/gyms, so I never have to leave my house or interact with anyone that does the raids.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how fat OP must be to actually write all this out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine OP attending the elite raids on one of those fat peoples carts lmao
      >"hurry anon lets go to the next one2 *brrrrrrrr*

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being poor

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Get enough people for the raid
    >Click on raid
    >Game freezes
    >Restart the game
    >Freezes on loading bar
    >Can’t log in
    >Can’t do the raid
    Frick this piece of shit game. I quit.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is today going to be the only day you can get this thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you will have 30 minutes, three times in a single day to get this pokemon while our servers don't work, and you will like it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's highly likely that they'll do a makeup day. They've done one for much less widespread errors than this.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tons of people playing pogo where I'm at
    >all the regidrago raids are in a cluster of rural parks no one fricking goes to 3 miles away
    good thing he's dogshit gameplaywise and can't be shiny. frick you hanke.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The other OP was better

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised when I saw 20 people in the lobby but barely saw anyone at the park. Glad I caught mine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dustlet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a casual coming back haven’t played since 2016 but yes I should be tanking for stardust

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make weird blogpost about doubling down on in-person experiences
    >the very next fricking day has an in-person event that is completely fricking busted for most players
    I want Hanke and his troon brigade to die slow painful deaths.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go's servers seem to have shit themselves today.
    At 6pm UK time, we saw a huge drop in server responsiveness, coinciding with 11am in Eastern USA.
    Trading and friends list was generally impacted too.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are literally no elite raids at 5 PM.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My city has 127 ex gyms. We had 1 raid at 5pm.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It makes me think there's some logic bug that prevented 5pm raids from running, or they turned off 5pm raids because of the shitshow.

        How did they manage to frick this up when Hoopa elite raids eventually worked better?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure the logic they used this time was that all EX gyms had a chance of rolling an 11am raid first. At 2pm, any EX gyms that didn't have an 11am raid had a chance of rolling a 2pm raid. At 5pm, any EX gyms that didn't have an 11am or 2pm raid had a chance of rolling a 5pm raid. In the end, it was heavily skewed towards 11am raids, since they got highest priority. Any moron could have seen this coming, and yet Niantic somehow couldn't figure that out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure the logic they used this time was that all EX gyms had a chance of rolling an 11am raid first. At 2pm, any EX gyms that didn't have an 11am raid had a chance of rolling a 2pm raid. At 5pm, any EX gyms that didn't have an 11am or 2pm raid had a chance of rolling a 5pm raid. In the end, it was heavily skewed towards 11am raids, since they got highest priority. Any moron could have seen this coming, and yet Niantic somehow couldn't figure that out.

          >all EX gyms had a chance of rolling an 11am raid first
          Worse, every gym that didn't have a raid at 11am on friday automatically got a 11am raid. The rest had a chance of rolling 11am after their raids have ended. Then at 2pm again those that didn't have raids got 2pm and the rest rolled after the raids.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only fast move is fricking Bite
    Actual dex filler

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Love how this game grabs everyone by the balls by dangling a debutmon that can only be obtained through a convoluted “feature” while they continue to drip feed. You will definitely not see this fricker again for another year or two.
    I would’ve thought the galar regis would’ve been in a similar situation to kartana and celesteela, regional regular raids, not elite raids. I would’ve thought elite raids would be reserved for something better, like urshifus or legendary super forms similar to hoopa unbound

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people can't even say that Nitrantic are doing well despite being complete fricking Black folk for every aspect of the game because they're doing worse and worse every month
    >they don't even have the money to hire someone who can make a single model by a 2-month deadline

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pogosisters…

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