>you WILL use shield. >you WILL use arrows

>you WILL use shield
>you WILL use arrows
>you WILL spend 5 hours on this shitty boss because our game is overrated trash by idiots
Unbelievable
I thought souls games support different playstyles?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    le gib gub...forget me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ruins the game

      this game is so unfun

      i remember when i figured out how to change ip too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ruins the game

      this game is so unfun

      Wow non-soulsgays in MY thread? That's surprising.
      Just use the trainer one hit toggle btw, you're an idiot if you actually have any respect for this crap.

      [...]
      [...]
      i remember when i figured out how to change ip too

      meds NOW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        ?t=731
        You can't reach the final head. Your only option is spamming arrows.
        It's a fricking terrible bossfight and I don't care if it's not required, it's still shit.

        [...]
        Not even the devs wanna playtest their garbage game LMAO

        Based animetroony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ruins the game

      this game is so unfun

      [...]
      [...]
      Wow non-soulsgays in MY thread? That's surprising.
      Just use the trainer one hit toggle btw, you're an idiot if you actually have any respect for this crap.

      [...]
      meds NOW

      People below the age of 25 shouldn't have access to the internet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More like boomers need to frick off out of the internet already, they never belonged and never will.
        No one cares about how internet was SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER in your time, frick off oldfart.

        it helps not to be mentally ill

        >got btfo in the other thread
        >makes a new one to try to fish for more (You)s
        The absolute state of discord trannies

        >ad hominems
        Nice to see soulsgays admitting their favorite game is actually shit.
        Guess my job is done here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ad hominem in first sentence
          >whines about ad hominems
          Errrrrmmmm........ methinks there's a modicum of hypocrisy in this post!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm in the catacombs trying to get the great scythe and it's so fricking creepy.
            If there's anything to like about souls trash it's probably that eerie atmosphere it gives you.

            But that guy started it with ad hominems, he called me underage.
            Or are you so moronic you can't even keep track of your posts? I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case, you're a soulstroony after all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >desperately bumps own thread
              Pathetic. I'm done here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But I'm too busy playing your shit game moron.
                >I'm done here
                And nothing of value was lost.
                Don't worry though, we both know you have nothing else to do beside shitpost here, no need to hide it.

                Just roll lol

                ...And fall, yeah.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ruins the game

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game is so unfun

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its been years since I played this game but cant you kill him melee? I dont remember using bows / arrows at all iirc he smashes his heads on the ground and you use that opportunity to attack right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and you just wait. It takes 20 minutes and it's janky. It's shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you can and it takes maybe 5 minutes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this thread? ive never once used arrows on hydra, sounds slow as frick. the heads are hilariously predictable when they charge you. the only jank is when the heads leftover keep going to weirdass unreachable places and you have to maneuver to get at them. is dark souls 1 really old enough already that zoomers cant handle easy shit like this?

      ?t=731
      You can't reach the final head. Your only option is spamming arrows.
      It's a fricking terrible bossfight and I don't care if it's not required, it's still shit.

      I remember when I got to the hydra in ash lake, it jumped over the land to the other side and then it drowned

      Not even the devs wanna playtest their garbage game LMAO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't reach the final head
        you are lying

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you can't.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never even bothered trying to fight him.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I got to the hydra in ash lake, it jumped over the land to the other side and then it drowned

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this thread? ive never once used arrows on hydra, sounds slow as frick. the heads are hilariously predictable when they charge you. the only jank is when the heads leftover keep going to weirdass unreachable places and you have to maneuver to get at them. is dark souls 1 really old enough already that zoomers cant handle easy shit like this?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Having played Demon's Souls before Dark Souls I never really understood why the latter was so much more popular despite being blatantly unfinished.
    Just kidding, it's obviously more popular because it's easier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone else here killed that bridge dragon in 1-2? I thought something cool would happen so I kept swinging my claymore at it for over an hour whenever it’d swoop by and it just has a lot of souls and adds white world tendency.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what? demon's souls is definitely the easier one, in fact it's by far the easiest souls game

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just aim up and chuck a few firebombs now you don't need to cut up all the heads.
    Play smarter, not harder dimwit.

    Also, shout out to the Stone Greatsword.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes I forgot we're in the age of AI bots.
    It won't be long before every post here is AI shit, I wonder how mods are going to deal with that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meds NOW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MEEEEEEEDIC!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shit thread

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >locked in the tower for years
      >actually there are two exits just one floor above
      what the frick was his problem?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. this is a normal enemy, not a boss. there are two of them in the game.
    2. you can kill the hydras in melee easily.
    3. they take maybe 2 minutes to kill.

    i dont really understand the point of this thread.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have never used a ranged weapon in Dark Souls and always manage to kill both hydras, so I have no idea what the whining ITT is about.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it helps not to be mentally ill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >impossible to fight
      You pick up a morningstar in Firelink, how are people this bad?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ask op lol, porbably going to start avatar gayging with the same anime girls

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >got btfo in the other thread
    >makes a new one to try to fish for more (You)s
    The absolute state of discord trannies

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >avatargayging troony
    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      happens every single time

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Insane how blames everything except themself when they die in a videogame.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker users on their way to prove a game is shit by posting a webm of them playing like utter morons

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These things are scary. I shat my pants when I was 7 and played this game for the first time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >barely make it to the top of sen's fortress
      >see that giant metal colossus awaiting behind a fog gate
      both iron golem and hydra were the scariest things i've encountered. ironic that they were both the easiest things i've beaten.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was scared of pretty much everything. Had to summon to every boss and to this day I haven't beaten anything past Capra Demon solo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Capra Demon
          Lord, I was going to correct myself to Tauros Demon, but I actually did cheese this guy win bombs lol

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >screenshot (85)
    Mental

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >arrows
    lol I just wait for the heads to dart out and chop them off one by one with my big sword or poleaxe

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I killed it with a knife

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    feels good that everyone in this thread will never be Anthony Burch

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just stand directly before it and wait til it wants to smash you with the heads. Than chop, chop them and the whole thing is done in under 2 minutes.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5 hours on hydra?
    Are you a game journalist?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just roll lol

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not using fire/black fire bombs
    You didn't beat the hydra

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried punching it

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >getting BTFO by fricking Dark Souls 1
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

    Hydra is an easy boss, learn to roll.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember having any trouble with this boss at all

      Because you're a moronic shieldgay, obviously you won't have trouble with anything when you're playing the game in the most basic pussy playstyle ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're such a loser, have a nice day troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >nooooo stop shittalking muh fav game ;_;
          How about you grow up

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember having any trouble with this boss at all

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired. What should I play now?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Over a decade later and it's still living rent free in your shallow little mind.
    You didn't git gud.
    Dark Souls won.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you dropped the game after refusing to use a shield against stone knights? So you actually like this game but just come here because you enjoy shitposting I guess.

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