You wouldn't download a relic

You wouldn't download a relic

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    think of the poor LITERAL DEMONS what will the DEMONS do without their crown? 🙁

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    This dialogue doesn't really read with Lara's voice.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Return the crown to the Demons.

    Demons literally make israeliteelry, crowns, baubles, goblets, etc.. Because Hell is filled to the absolute BRIM, to the TIPPY TOP, with precious gems & metals, and to emulate the beauty of earthly flora and fauna that they're typically denied in Hell. It's why a Demon will often give such resplendent wealth in exchange for something seemingly mundane like a goat or pig carcass. They don't value physical wealth in the same way we do because they're drowning it in, but starved for food and comfort.

    Some Demons even despise wealth because they just see it as sour grapes or a massive cope. Lucifer had the massive Pandemonium commissioned by Hell's finest artisans and yet even he would trade it in an instant for a lush realm of greenery below a blue sky.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      k schizo, didn't ask.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's a nice post but I'm hesitant to take the word of anyone who both reddit spaces and has clearly consorted with demons before.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      What interpretation of satan are you using, because satan is clearly stated to reside on earth and not in hell. Also not a christgay btw

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Whats funny is og lara totally stole shit and did tomb raiding for shits and gigs. The joke was she was a reverse Indiana Jones and it belongs in croft manner. She's just a well educated UK Valley girl who mag dumps tigers and I love her for it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Valley girls are moronic bimboes. Lara is smart and educated in her own right. Archeology and all that.

      Plus disciplined and tough thanks to constant range drilling and gymnast training

      Only the Nu Anti-Lara shit tries to portray Xir as some kind of homosexualy moronic bimboid maga bawd bawd.

      Real Lara doesnt even know what a penis is or what her vegana is for. After all its not a tomb with relics to steal.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Indy steals shit to further his own career. The whole killing Nazis or Soviets angle is coincidence, he wouldn't care if they took over the USA so long as he got to pilfer a set of rare monocles from Atlantis.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        He's given the opportunity to switch sides in exchange for money more than once but turns it down for moral reasons. One of the big ones I remember is during the book burning scene in The Last Crusade, doesn't the Nazi woman he's been flirting with basically ask him to run away with her and he says no because he finds Naziism deplorable?

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >demons
    Is she talking about Black folk?

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >cultural heritage is important. You can't just take it away from people
    UNLESS YOU'RE GREEK

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Greeks had to sell off their cultural heritage so that their country didn't collapse.
      It's different.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bet this moron ate up Disney's Hercules slop.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        boomer

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with Hercules? Aside from being disappointingly thin on real Heracles lore? It was always a Disney movie, it was always going to hyperfixate on like one life lesson to seem like it had a point.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >jade necklace
    The sign of the fake, Made in China 'Laura' clone

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >foreign cultures are akin to hate monsters from the pit. RESPECT THEM
    Mixed messages here.

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Cultural heritage is important
    unless you're white*

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever fix that remaster?

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO, NOT MY HECKIN' CULTURAL ARTIFACTS!
    Is this from that pozzed shit where Lara was hidden in the background and everyone else was a jogger with vitiligo?

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What? That isn't Lara, she knows that dangerous fricking relics belong locked up, because they will either inevitably be abused by whatever horrible abominations are still in those ruins, or by other hunters that come along. Do we really want to forget in TR2 when a fricking Chinese Dragon Cult found the dagger and wanted to use it to take over the world? Or how about TR3, when a fricking scientist decided that mutating humans with alien DNA was the best idea ever. No, don't leave shit where it is, people are fricking stupid.

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >undershirt covering cleavage
    most offensive thing about this image

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You're right. I'm going to go back to the games where she took shit and tomb raided and wasn't a fricking pussy.

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      all will be DEI or whatever the buzzword is

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/eb50r3j.jpeg

        You wouldn't download a relic

        Bet you went against Robert Ballard and had no problem looting the Titanic too.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >noo we need to protect the dead rich people and their valuables

          huh? What's the problem?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Tomb raider

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tomb raider
    >doesn't raid tombs

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lara croft shoots bone in nose natives and takes their goblet of mumbo jumbo. Some two bit mobile game isn't changing that.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, sorry pal. They're changing all future games to remove tomb raiding.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        They already did that and I called it gay and didn't buy it already. What are they gonna do, make me not buy it again?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. I played TR3 for the first time and kek'd at the ooga booga dude in the islander chapter.

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I guess she should stop raiding tombs, you know, out of respect. People died here Lara, you can't just side flip on all their graves while shooting pistols.

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They are really doubling down that Bongs are literally Satan for actually safe keeping relics of the past from the savage natives that would sell them for petty profit or use then as cooking equipment.

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's the issue here? 99% of relics Lara finds are used to solve puzzles.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the issue here? 99% of relics Lara finds are used to solve puzzles.
      Yeah, this. And the other 1% of relics are shit like
      "The orb of total Armageddon that destroys the planet if near a lit candle and someone sneezes"

      That isn't a museum piece. In the fictional world that Laura lives in with supernatural forces that is something you gotta keep outta idiots hands. It was put into an ancient tomb to keep it safe. Now its gotta be kept safe again

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >the fictional world that Laura lives in with supernatural forces
        anon,
        we live in that world you are just not privy to any of the artefacts

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For everyone asking, it's a screenshot from Hero Wars. Yeah, that trash android game with the weird ads. For some reason, someone thought making a Lara Croft collab with this shit was a good idea.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hero Wars
      >weird ads
      At least they're funny, although they could dial down their spitting fetish.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >umm, tomb raiding is too far okay??? like, how does advertisement full of fetishes like vore and scat affect you personally??? tomb raiding had actual negative effect on our world, unlike fetishes. So shut it, chud!

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