You wouldn't frick a horse

You wouldn't frick a horse

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uma gameplay loop and grind is shit and I dont understand how people continue to whale in it and it makes money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a japanese thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what is the gameplay like?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You train the horse girl's stats (you decide either to boost her speed, her intelligence, her stamina, etc.. think of digimon world on ps1) and participate in races, sometimes she gets sick and needs to spend days resting, you go to the beach for double bonus or decide to participate in other races to boost her popularity.
        The outcome in regards to the bonuses, events and even the races is mostly random and even if you're doing well there's a big chance you're still gonna lose and lose all the progress you made (their stats reset with every run you do, the only permanent stats are from equipment, bonus cards and being enhanced with dupes).
        It's actually entertaining at first but it gets really fricking tedious to do races every day because it takes a long ass time to finish a run, and even then getting fricked by rng isn't fun, being only in Japanese also makes it more difficult to choice what things to buff and what not.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah its just way too fricking time consuming. Its fun when you read horse story during the first run and then some of the RNG events you missed on later ones. But even with full skip it takes way too much time for one horse training only to be hit with random sickness and need to drop the bricked run

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was only logging in for the login bonuses before i dropped it (dmm got autistic and blocked any non-japanese connection and im not gonna use a vpn for it).
            Maybe if it gets a global release I'll try it again, but i don't think it will happen.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >dmm got autistic and blocked any non-japanese connection and im not gonna use a vpn for it
              Did they actually do that? Wow

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually a coin flip and dependant on your ISP.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It usually takes like 20 minutes to do a full run if you're on skip everything mode and doesn't involve much RNG aside from the numbers you'll get in the end, it's really hard to brick a scenario run. Rather than an athlete raising game it soon becomes a team and resource management game once you get into breeding for specific genes and Champions meeting tournaments.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have to realise, the japs love fricking power pros. Tedious garbage to make a slightly better horse thanks to RNG is all they want, for some reason.

          The girls are cute, the story was fun for the first couple of chapters before I dropped it because they kneeled to chinks, but man, I don't miss it. All I want now is a figure of my fricking horse, and they still haven't made one because she's in 1* hell.

          On the plus side, the koikatsu mods for the horses are pretty good, so you can make your own porn.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Gacha implemented into a already luck based gambling game
          How more evil can things get?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >How more evil can things get?
            The ban of porn on top of that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that just sounds like any other gacha to me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Other gacha don't get to make tons of money and fan art in spite of death threat toward porn artists.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You wouldn't frick a horse
          Are you sure about that?

          This is why we need Lara and Quiet to do the heavy lifting, to make this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I wonder. It couldn't be the lack of companionship.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's all about the cute girls, anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to keep paying otherwise the Yakuza sends Kiyru to break your legs

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh but I would

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You don't mind the japanese ogranized crime group and united arab oil barons?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What, is it getting a localization? What is Raju presenting on?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peddling curry

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pastel horses > Weeb "horses"

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    angry bird 2? I thought they have like a dozen games at this point

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no hooves

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cyshit actually made a good training scenario for once
    Frick Grand Live

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I predict 100% chance of this thread receiving a few drops of bestiality in the next 10 posts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Technically speaking fricking any uma is the same as bestiality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no ponut no sale

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.welca.ca/

    Years ago this place had a problem with their horses acting strange so they set up surveillance.

    Turns out a poo taxi driver would show up occasionally and take the horses out and make them frick. Eventually he started fricking them too and was caught. This was kept hush hush and now I am telling you. oh and he was a devout muzzie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But why

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that a challenge?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick an umamusu if I could, but the owners are god damned careful about who gets to breed with those things.
    I ain't got the cash for pay to play even with a loser girl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Half of them are already dead and buried

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You wouldn't frick a horse
    Are you sure about that?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You sure?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >condom
      disgusting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't trust people who can resist mare pussy

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uma is getting an English release?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god yes i fricking would

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow, what a disgusting image
      seek Christ.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your poor taste is noted

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          your fetish is like the nikado avocado of fetishes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >singling outa futa
            >on a website that regularly hosts racebait, people who wanna be shrunken down and trapped between the soles of a girl's feet and her pantyhose, brapgays, scat, and e-girl/shotacon
            oh yeah dude, futanari posters are just *the* worst. lmfao

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"other people are gross that means I'm not gross"
              what a joke

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i accept your concession

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          god yes i fricking would

          Futa = troony.
          Dilate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So where's the prostate-obliterating followup

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think they've drawn it yet, it's just teasing hand job stuff while the horsegirl gets all steamy and overwhelemed.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so uma musume is actually getting localized? dayum

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope Western artists start drawing porn of these characters. I thought about commissioning them just to frick with the Japanese. If they think the West will adhere to their insane demand of not drawing smut they have another thing coming.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait it is finally happening?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.siliconera.com/possible-uma-musume-global-release-hinted-at-by-google/
    Context

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    try to stop me

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >global

    FINALLY. Took them long enough. My goal is getting pic related. Any other girl is secondary. I've been in love with her softness and pure sex appeal ever since I saw the first anime season's OP and she blew a kiss to the viewer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know she's a granny who's mentally stuck in the 70s, right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then consider me a granny fricker. Never knew grannies were this fertile and breedable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mind of a mature, experienced adult
        >body of a teenager
        sign me the frick up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then consider me a granny fricker. Never knew grannies were this fertile and breedable.

        >mind of a mature, experienced adult
        >body of a teenager
        sign me the frick up.

        There's already a new JK hag in town.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >white streak in her hair
          i will now breed your mare

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What is her name?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mejiro Ramonu, voiced by Nao Toyama.

            You told me this would be a horse fricking thread. All I see is anime girls. I want my money back.

            But they were all real horses.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you. She's also breedable. Imagine her letting her hair down in bed. I imagine her bun is basically a power limiter. She lets her hair down, and she becomes an unstoppable semen demon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will wait until an official announcement

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unrelated but their website recently got an overhaul with new english interface and they put Uma into the mobile section while shelving grub. The signs are definitely there,

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Grub is still the first thing you see when you open the cygames site tho, I think they are really trying to move grub away from being mobile game to consoles series with Relink which is why they dont mention it on the mobile page. Its more of a browser game anyway, even their dedicated grub app is just a browser

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I meant this section https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/business/mobile/
            And there's an Uma slideshow on the first page now as well as grub.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah thats the part I am talking about in "dont mention it on the mobile page"

              OP pic is from Google Games PC presentation, so it might be about JP version of Android Uma Musume playable on pc and not global release of the game.

              Would be funny if thats what it is lol, lots of people are starting to have expectations. Well maybe thats also a plan to see how many people talk about it and if there is the market

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie she a car

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta be prepared for the game to be completely neutered in the West since pretty much every uma story is basically soft romance which will probably all be censored and rewritten. And that's in the best case scenario.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they shouldn't make "romance" games involving children then.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Won't happen, they don't censor gachas.
        They didn't censor Kyoka or Abigail they won't censor Uma soft shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dog, this game isn't gonna be localized by Nintendo Treehouse NA. relax. lmao

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >draw girl
    >add some animal ears vaguely resembling a horse's if you can be bothered
    >call it a horse

    HAHA YOU WANT TO FRICK HORSES SO FUNNY LET ME SUCK YOUR wiener NIHON ITADAKIMASU

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is everyone working at google and microsoft a pajeet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jews

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the yakuza won

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you fool i've been posting on /mlp/ for years.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP pic is from Google Games PC presentation, so it might be about JP version of Android Uma Musume playable on pc and not global release of the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That stream was in english only and uma was the only JP only game while the rest are available globally. Would be too random to include something like uma in just for kicks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The two other game is also pretty random two. Both of them is at least 6 years old at this point.
        Which make the slide being an 'upcoming new games' doesn't makes sense too.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A real horse maybe, not any of this pedo anime weeb shit.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually own a horse dragon dilly doe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your plastic dildo will never be a real horse

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You told me this would be a horse fricking thread. All I see is anime girls. I want my money back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason the weebs have been allowed to leave their containment board and are now shitting up our boards with their pedo crap.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the horses posted in this thread are clearly adults

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No one is posting any horses, homosexual.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You underestimate my power.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I guess this game is only hot for someone who has never seen a horse irl.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    damn i ain't reading that but thanks for the gold ship artists

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was promised horses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heads up anon, I got a 30 day ban for posting rain before, just letting you know

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