You'll pick Slytherin in Hogwarts Legacy right... Anon!?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know anon i would get pegged, femdom, rimjobs and prostate massage by the girls of Slytherin

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a white millennial girl so I’m just gonna not play the Harry Potter game

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    white girls are so ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why do brownoids like you always try to go for them?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My hype died as soon as they said it was gonna be a single player experience. It not being an mmo fine but i would of atleast liked it if i could play the story co-op and explore Hogwarts with the homies.

    Guess i'll just pirate it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even know how to pirate, zoomer

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not wanting a hufflepuff aspie gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assburgers isn't a buff, predator anon

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post wands.
    I got sorted into Hufflepuff. Make assumptions about me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the deal with wands?
      Do they reveal something about your personality or something like the houses?
      I thought it was just random or people just picked what's cool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHY THEY ARE YOUR PEANUS WEANUS OF COURSE! HAHAHAHA GET IT? YOUR PEANUS WEANUS XD AHAHAHAHA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if I'm a girl though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Penis size or vagina depth indicator

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Hufflepuff
    >Somehow got Slytherin gf

    What is this?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hufflepuff characteristics include a strong sense of justice, loyalty, patience, and a propensity for hard work.
      They're the perfect match.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The traits that get you placed into Slytherin are ambition, resourcefulness, determination, and cleverness.
          Slytherins take advantage of hufflepuffs loyalty. If you become friends with a hufflepuff you're set for life.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But what if I don't want a Slytherin gf?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Too bad. You're getting a slytherin gf and you ARE going to like it.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obviously, they have the best dorm

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making the ultimate contrarian choice: An evil Hufflepuff dark witch.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin girls have the biggest dicks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those forearms
      >those hands
      >those shoulders
      >that nose
      >that jaw
      Oh no no no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you actually watch the video her body language is pretty normal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 years ago this chick would have her own -chan nickname and dedicated threads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dedicated threads

        She's had daily threads for the past year. If you haven't seen them, its because they start with the pretense of being Resident Evil threads.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is this sphere hunter?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yea, it's him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah she's pretty hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ look at that beak, bruh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know right, I want spelunk her nostrils with my tongue.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even into feet and kind of want her to tease me with hers

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