Your party's holiest warrior is finally given the chance to punish the most sinful party member of the group.

Your party's holiest warrior is finally given the chance to punish the most sinful party member of the group. What do they do?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They make him learn how to play warhammer

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. They have earned a reprieve through valour of deed, and if they can be persuaded or tricked into it to they can be a great ally in the future.

    Lawful good does not mean lawful stupid.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We make our characters together so there aren't any characters that are diametrically opposed to any others.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We make our characters together so there aren't any characters that are diametrically opposed to any others.
      Diametrically opposed alignments can be fun though, you just need a reason for the party to work together anyway. Maybe the villain is bad enough that stopping their rise to power takes precedence over whatever the other player has done, maybe you're family and both have the same goal despite different ways of going about it, maybe you just really heckin believe in redemption.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weird pronouns

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mating Press.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pegging.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the sinful one a femboy?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your party's holiest warrior is finally given the chance to punish the most sinful party member of the group.
    >What do they do?
    Power Hug.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I'm not actually sure who the holiest character is. My character definitely lives up to the LG knightly ideal the most but his brother is the one who can actually cast divine spells.
    In either case there ain't no punishment happening. My knight dumped Int and Wis, his brother has enough Wis to not to look too closely into things he doesn't want to know the answer to, and the most sinful character has enough Int to keep her actions out of sight. Not to mention she's our half-sister too, blood ties excuse a lot of sinning.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accidentally kill the bard instead

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He speaks sternly and wags his finger.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Thorn Sister spoke gently, yet firmly. Her unflappable kindness was worse than any torture her staff or boot or magic could have inflicted upon me. My strange accident had cost our party dearly, might yet cost those children their lives, and yet Sister Serafia held no scorn or vitriol. And I, a secret traitor, agent of the monster who nearly took the Sister's life just days ago... I deserved so much worse.

    There was only one thing to do, faced with such dreadful mercy, such awful forgiveness.

    I would have to become worthy of it. I would have to follow her example.

    The best Curse of Strahd campaign, maybe even the best D&D game I'll ever play in

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably wouldn't do anything. The warlock and the cleric both serve the same deity.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The holiest party member is courting the most sinful party member and has gone a long way towards reforming her, so this question just got real kinky.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread sucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Longcat is loooooooooooong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick that is a loooooooong cat.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes them tag along when they do rounds at the charity hospital during downtime taking care of sick poor people
    Or if away from the main town the party uses as the base
    >makes them help them cleaning shrines or being a assistant when they are providing medical aid as a traveling healer in the nearest small settlement during down time

    Basically the "punishment" would be to help with the volunteer work they typically do during downtime.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea, our party's holiest warrior is a neutral good-ish paladin of the setting's goddess of fate, so his motivations and methods are sometimes strange. I'm not sure he'd be into punishing the most sinful member of the party? (presumably my thief) but if he was it'd probably be something like making him go do good deeds, as that's at least productive.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kara's Paladin FINALLY gets to violently peg the elf femboy thief the way she's been joking about (more and more frequently and in greater and greater detail) for the last year and a half.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What color does she describe the strap? This is important information.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A hard scolding and some spanking.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kara's Paladin FINALLY gets to violently peg the elf femboy thief the way she's been joking about (more and more frequently and in greater and greater detail) for the last year and a half.

    Zoomergooners are so cringe
    >verification not required

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That depends on who the holiest warrior in the party is. If it's the loan from the inquisition, she's corrupt as frick and probably does some crazy fetish shit to the clown. If it's the actual witch hunter, they will simply disable the clown's hand so that they can no longer honk. Or chop out their tongue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If it's the loan from the inquisition, she's corrupt as frick and probably does some crazy fetish shit to the clown
      Snugi?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mutual motorboating, face-sitting, and cunnilingus with multiple orgasms.
    Oh wait, you said punish.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My players' characters are neither virtuous or villanous.
    They're mainly in it for the money but don't go out of their way to be buttholes.

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