>Your partys wizard accidentally opened a portal to the Emmental plane of cheese

>Your party’s wizard accidentally opened a portal to the Emmental plane of cheese
What do you do?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I probably keep playing the game

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First we lynch you for making this stupid thread. Then we enjoy the cheese.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the best use you could come up with for an average pun?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well considering it's the Emmental plane, the only choices are Swiss....

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grab a frying pan and look for a vein of halloumi.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An Emmental plane? How does it fly in that condition? That doesn't sound very safe.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You cheddar believe I am going to harvati gouda time.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the DM? I don't have gay shit like that in my game. Am I a player? I pretend it's not happening and ignore it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"So we've been talking anon, and we've decided you're not a good fit for our game."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You probably already know where the doors are.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any answer that isn't open a portal to the elemental plane of tortilla chips so that you create the quasielemental plane of Nachos is objectively wrong.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I turn 360 and walk away

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss the fucking wizard for opening a portal to nothing but pure heaven for my fighter. He really likes cheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No feta whey, manouri. I labneh cheese myself.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm [playing as] the party wizard.

    Now, thinking about it as someone who's never farmed, there's definitely a large amount of time/expenses involved in the cheese-making process. You need to take care of multiple domesticated animals, milk them, protect them from predators, and that's just for the milk to make the cheese from. Then comes all the time/expenses spent making and storing the cheese until its ready. Expenses that get passed on to the consumer when the cheese is purchased.

    Depending on where the portal was made, the obvious answer of what to do is build a cheese shop around the portal to sell large amounts for low costs. Hire people to manage the place and cheese miners to acquire additional cheese to supply to customers. If I did cast it outside of a city, then that's even better: instead of a cheese shop, build a tavern. Free (or cheap) food to attract people to stay. People gathering long enough should be incentive to slowly start a settlement. Successful settlement based off magic means favorable views towards magic means incentive for settlers to become wizards or at least support the construction of a new mage college.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unleash the Skaven hordes to conquer this new universe!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab my spork and summon the Penguin of Doom to help me eat my way through it.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive seen the stats on a fondue golem, im outta here

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leave because I am not dealing with this level of lol so random bullshit again.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him to open the portal to the cracker plane. Can't have cheese without any crackers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And raisins, and meat

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat some cheese.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guard portal. Hire guards for portal. Build shop. Hire laborers. Mine cheese. Sell cheese. Hire more guards. Build storage facility. Mine more cheese. Hire travelling merchants to sell cheese at distance. Hire more laborers to mine more cheese. Build fortress guarding portal. Hire army to guard portal. Hire foreman to kanage mining and laborers. Build fleet of cheesecart merchants to sell at distance. Continue to build empire based on mining and selling cheese.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My bard remarks that this is where elves go to go to hell, I then state that elves are lactosintolerant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it dwarf heaven too?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Open another portal to the Eminemetal Plane of white boy rap.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme:

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Set it on fire

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carry on playing. Cheese improves every setting.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO ONE HAS AS MANY FRIENDS AS THE MAN WITH MANY CHEESES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Potions to be-muscle you! Scrolls to en-tussle you!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I warn the rest of the party of the world wide centralized banking conspiracy.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is my wizard Sheogorath?

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