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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This story sucked ass. I get so bored on these hotel levels.

    Imagine the 12 mission new jersey kino that could have been

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great game actually ruined by writers. What also pissed me off were the bright red bullet holes on Max that just look goofy.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is he sieg heiling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's holding a remote detonator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its another rockstar game that lifts its entire plot and style from movies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What movies?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man on fire

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What pissed me off was the unskippable cutscenes every 5 seconds and the other game modes are just speedrun modes and the fricking cutscenes are still there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        max payne 3 is man on fire the video game and a pretty shameless love letter to tony scott movies in general

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          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            When I next replay the game I aim to take some nice 8k screenshots of that part. To review the technology of the game y'see.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a plan

              i cant find another 3rd person shotter like this. im fricked.

              And the fricking online is dead

              For all the shit you can give the story I think the general gameplay and presentation is great.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my mom walking in during the monkey sex strip club cutscene and I couldn't skip it because it was loading the next area. At least they don't think I'm gay.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i cant find another 3rd person shotter like this. im fricked.

    And the fricking online is dead

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HUMANS
    GLUE

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    loved the action, hated the story
    I don't get what R* was thinking with this, the last thing MP needs is being set in some third-world country and social commentary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it was that bald fricking homosexual dan houser

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i need another macaco killer simulator

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone remembers Tears and that is precisely because the entire buildup over the game to that moment makes the song hit hard. it is such a perfect piece for what is happening.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the "quotes" appearing on screen is so cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think they were trying to go for a comic book effect, since the old games had comic book styled cutscenes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rockstar took that from man on fire along with the same repeating superimposed scene cuts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ugh, so cringe sister!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gluemans

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