You've been ironically shitposting about this retard being competent at anything for a decade. Do you really never tire of anything? None of you can really be so fucking stupid to like anything this hack has ever made.
You've been ironically shitposting about this retard being competent at anything for a decade.
He's based, I will buy everything he puts out
Fpbp. Kojima is a God. Even though MGS V was complete shit, it wasn’t his fault. He would have made it cinematic kino if he had more time to cook in the kitchen
This
Retards like OP hate him because he is a chad, almost 60 years old, look like a 40 years old, put a lot of nice looking females in his games, hate mutts (like a normal person do), have a huge ego and dont care about the opinion of Gankerirgins thats why he made DS and now is gonna do DS2, dont care about sales, dont put ugly people or follow the garden gnome agenda
He is the type of chad that fuck the girl you like in HS without even trying while you spend almost 2 years trying to make that the girl notice you
That why Gankerirgins hate him
>hate mutts
He's the biggest westaboo to ever live what makes you think this?
He likes American movies but he hates the American government.
Literally all of MGS is just him repeating how bad the CIA is over and over.
He say it "mutts dont like DS because they dont shoot everyone every 2 seconds like in CoD"
Just to clarify, mutts are not the same than americans, he hate mutts, not americans, he love american shit.
Why does Kojima make midwits seethe so hard?
Why does Kojima make midwits worship him so hard?
I don't know guy, I just like the games he makes. You seem pretty buttblasted though
I actually like his style and want more auteur type developers like him, but he's incredibly self indulgent as a writer
Kojima invented camera! Kojima invented inventing! Kojima Kojima'ed! La Creatidad!
If there's anything that Ganker had taught me, it's that you should always believe the opposite of what Ganker says, especially if you have the plugin that reveals what country they're posting from.
>the plugin that reveals what country they're posting from
does such a plugin actually exist?
Stop believing lies
>pajeet filter
..is it possible to learn this Power?
Kojima is a genius
Kojima's shit is better than the best thing you'll ever make
Today I got out of bed. Then I took a furious shit and didn't wipe adequately and went to the store to buy some beer. I then got wasted and fapped to e-boi and passed out.
There ya go. That's a better plot than anything Kojima will ever write.
Then why hasn't it won any awards?
Some liked Death Stranding’s gameplay, but nobody gives a shit about Sam or BB or Fragile or the rest of the cast. Not even the “princess beach” line is remembered anymore. Kojima has lost his touch.
Name 1 (one) memorable character in any of his games post-MGS3. The only one that comes even remotely close is Kaz.
Venom
Quite
Drebin
>Drebin
really? dude was just "exposition and lore dump: the character"
all his interactions with Snake went like this:
>"hey Snake let me tell you about how X came to be"
>"no thanks"
>"I'll tell you anyway"
>*10 minutes of boring shit*
If Shit Stranding didn't prove anything to Ganker, nothing will.
All DS made in Ganker was provoke meltdowns among MGSfags because they can't cope with the fact that everyone, even Kojima, has moved on from their shit franchise, and that Kojima grew to hate Metal Gear.
The behavior of MGSfags towards Kojima for the past decade is that of a bitchy ex.
his tweet saying he'll "be watching" shows does does still care
He doesn't, he hates Metal Gear, the only people clinging to that garbage franchise are Metal Gear fags in Ganker, who are all a bunch of schizophrenic Hispanics who got mentally stuck at the age of 12.
hating it is still caring about it
See the post in the pic in and read
Kojima is hilarious because he's one of the few guys who provokes genuine anger in Gankereddit.
And all he had to do was not fill a game with cutscenes.
Name a single fucking thing Kojima has ever made with more gameplay than cutscenes.
MGSV.
Literally all the seething in Ganker for the past 10 years about Kojima all comes down to the fact that MGSV had no plot, as it should since storytelling has no place in videogames.
The thing is you MGSfags don't care about videogames, when you replay MGS you are content with just watching a cutscene compilation since it's all you care about.
There was never any gameplay in any MGS. Its always been movies as its not a Nintendo product on a Nintendo platform. Only Nintendo can make video games and only Nintendo devices can play video games I will hunt you down and kill you if you don't repeat this right now. ABIB!
>Nintendo product
>refering to games as products
Get the fuck out back to Twitter.
>MGSV.
>Tranq darting the same 5 enemies at roadblock #168
MGSV
Boktai
Death Stranding
MG1
MG2
Peace Walker
>And all he had to do was not fill a game with cutscenes.
What game was that again?
see
yup
>wastes game budget on courting Hollywood actors
>literally makes unfinished open world meme game with a clickbait trailer
>gets fucking fired for being a retard
>starts his own company "kojima productions" (basically a confession he just wants to make movie games)
>makes a movie "game "where he can yet again waste resources on play dates with Hollywood actors
literally the biggest hack in gaming
>starts his own company "kojima productions" (basically a confession he just wants to make movie games)
You mean how his company was always called?
Kojima is the video game equivalent of the NBA before it discovered black people
I love Kojima and wish he was my dad.
Ironic that you were able to remember all those characters so easily. Seems like he's doing great
>Ironic that you were able to remember all those characters so easily
yeah because most of them are ripped 1:1 from books or hollywood movies
Its a tradition. Yes of course he's cripple tier autistic and cannot make anything that is coherent to any neuro normal human being. Its a mixed bag of 70 IQ ESL's trying to fit in and not understanding that he's being mocked relentlessly and shitposters egging them on for lulz. No one. Not a single soul understands or likes anything he's ever made because its just not something you can understand. You may as well try to analyze the foaming sputterings of someone with severe tourretttes syndrome.
>he doesn't understand Kojima
lmao
I guess the seething makes sense
>being this much of a brainlet
You're like one of the retarded children at school who blames their teacher when they can't understand a concept.
He’s actually very well read and an interesting futurist.
I love having a giant open world with nothing to do, micromanaging bullshit, very little context as to why you're even doing anything, and a story that manages to be both paper thin and really bad at the same time.
Having to wait like a full minute everytime you get out of the helicopter is the cherry on top.
Oh but the game is 60fps you say?
Wow so easy when the map is an empty wasteland, there's no civilians fleeing from gunfire, no evidence of the Russians fighting the sand people (MGS4 Middle East did it), no russian patrols except for those 2 soldiers walking around and the truck lmao, you can't interact with the sand people, no stores, no medics to heal the player, no mini games, or really anything that we see in other open world games.
If you like that, fine, but I think it's understandable that most people were annoyed by that.
It's like, why even bother including an open world at that point?
Just drop me straight into the mission area like in GZ. The open world only exists as a bullet point on the back of the box.
The cut content is a meme to drag people attention away from the game being trash in general.
It's a good stealth engine for zoomers but has nothing to do with MGS. Ubisoft tier map, CoD health system, sprint button, this game was made for zoomers with a watered down story they can easily digest.
Compare MGSVs open world with literally any other open world game (or even games with hub worlds) and it's embarrassing how barren it is.
When you're getting your shit pushed in even by Ubishit, it's probably time to hang it up.
Bravo Kojima, making a terrible game was actually part of the big plan you trolled everyone hehehehe.
And kek to all those idiots saying the game is shit and incomplete on purpouse to inflict us with real Phantom Pain.
5 years and 80 million budget for this...
It made twice it's budget on launch day, so it was a good investment.
You must understand. Joosten's feet.
cope & seethe
kojimasisters another thread where we get BTFO we should just stay on reddit
The funny thing is that these two were likely part of the people going on about how ebin the MGSV trailers were and still unironically think MGS1-3 are good games.
I eagerly await death stranding 2 and can replay the original MGS games at my leisure. When I buy MG Triangle used down the road, I will admire the improved graphics and enjoy the nostalgic trip. If the game does well financially and critically, it will be a testament to Kojima's gameplay design, plot, and characters and solidify his status as an auteur.
I hate nu-Kojima and think MGS4 is an insult but he made kino in his career. I really only despise his work in the last 15 years, everyone prior was great
MGSV literally mind broke this board forever. There used to be humor here. The letdown of that game actually changed this place. The hype of those red band trailers SEEMED to tease exactly what everyone wanted in a Big Boss origin/breaking bad story. Ganker was pure diamonds in gleeful anticipation. And then none of it never happened. Instead of delivering, Kojima spent a fortune and 5 years motion capturing some e-whore's feet. This was probably THE defining moment in solidly pitting Ganker against the entire industry. Its never been the same since.
Yeah the emotional damage of MGSV far exceeded anything expected, it makes 2’s Raiden reveal seem like baby shit in comparison
That was pure karma, you MGSfags absolutely deserved it for unironically praising a franchise of garbage movie games.
You never cared about gameplay, all your discussion was
>OMG THIS IS GOING TO BE THE EDGIEST THING EVER
always going on about the cardboard cutout characters or the shit plot.
MGS has deserved to die from day one just for pushing this idea that plots in videogames matters.
I never liked Kojima until he gave a middle finger to his atrocious fanbase so hard that they've been seething for an entire decade now.
It's hilarious because the whole thing happened because MGSV had no plot.
MGSfags got over crap like MGS4 or PW, but not MGSV, because it commited the one cardinal sin for them: having no plot, that's what made them snap.
I'm sad that John Carmack got to see the industry become infested with movies and people who beg for movies.
I dont understand your post
you realize mgs is iconic for its retarded cutscenes are autistic plot if people wanted great stealth gameplay they would go elsewhere
If your game is remembered for anything but the gameplay then it's a failure and you should consider working on something else.
I have no idea why some people insist on making games focused on the plot when people who work on games can't write for shit.
>If your game is remembered for anything but the gameplay then it's a failure
I would normally agree but to be fair mgs convoluted story wouldnt work in any other medium
MGS is remembered for things besides the story dishonest arguer. People long remembered it for the TECHNOLOGY threads like the ice cubes, the music and silly fun ways you could approach tasks like porn and enemy bullying.
Ah yes, I forgot, MGS also tries to distract you from the garbage gameplay with
>DUDE LOOK, THIS LITTLE ICE CUBE IS MELTING
MGS is nothing but cope from a bunch of people who can't make games and just try their hardest to take your attention away from how awful the gameplay is.
You need brain damage to unironically give a top down camera, and thus not letting you see what's 5 feet ahead of you, to a game that's about situational awareness.
Skill issue
Woah that's a lot of anger. How many years has Kojima been making you seeth?
I don't mind Kojima, in fact I started liking him for how he made MGSfags seethe with MGSV.
Only retards try to like MGS but not Kojima and visa versa.
>John Carmack
Carmack sold out to Facebook. His fall is the saddest.
That is a lie, the thing that broke not only Ganker but the entire Ganker was the 2016 election, bring a lot, and i mean A LOT of normie tier retards, they broke /a/ , Ganker , Ganker and of course 4chan, edgy mutts with a low IQ that say something like " muh, kojima is a hack, mgs is a movie, i dont like kojima because he dont make games he make movies" and the retards have like 800 hours in genshin impact, 1200 hours in the last fifa, 900 hours in the last cod and so on
You will never be a woman and the MGSV's mind rape of this board predates 2016.
Here the example of the kind of retards i talking, you dont know anything about the Ganker before 2016
The kojima meltdown come after 2016, because retards like you find funny saying the same thing over and over "muh movie game xD"
You dont have to larp in twitter or something like that?
go back
Why do you gays try to pretend that the source of every racist, sexist and homophobic meme you've ever seen since 2005 used to be this ancom chud orgy? This is the most obvious fucking giveaway that you're a 2016 tourist that you can possibly post.
He invented women. I like women. Ergo I like the La creatura
If you don't like mgs 1-3 you have shit taste and know nothing about video games
Metal Gear has never had anything to do with videogames.
It is pretty strange how emotional Kojima makes people. He just knows how to press the right buttons with certain people to short circuit them
That's because MGSfags are all a bunch of 3rd world lunatics.
No mentally sane person spends 10 years crying about a videogame.
It doesn't look like MGS fans are the ones crying.
>it doesn't
Really, it doesn't?
You fags have been seething about MGSV being unfinished and having no plot for a decade now.
I just have no idea what the fuck MGS has that warrants this level of lunacy and fanaticism.
It's a franchise with mediocre gameplay and one of the most incomprehensible plots ever in games.
It stands out in nothing but how genuinely retarded it is.
Carmack bailed out of there a long time ago because they weren't listening to him.
>I just have no idea what the fuck MGS has that warrants this level of lunacy and fanaticism.
It's a franchise with mediocre gameplay and one of the most incomprehensible plots ever in games.
It stands out in nothing but how genuinely retarded it is.
You're not exactly proving me wrong. Also MGSV is good. You may now resume coping and seething.
It's just a bunch of street shitter pajeets shilling for him
Anything Kojima produced (i.e wasn't involved with) was superior to anything he slapped his name onto. Zone of the Enders, MGR.
>metal gear is a series for psuedointellectuals
>death stranding has to be the single most worthless game ever created
>Geoff Keighley gives Kojima felatio ok stage every year and doesn't even try to hide it anymore
why does Kojima have such a pretentious and annoying audience? None of them know how to make video games or what makes a video game good, so why is he praised as a good designer?
Because he makes Ganker seethe more than SJWs and bitches on tiktok combined.
Anything that makes the schizophrenic third worlders in here seethe is good.
>buying mediocre games to spite a handful of autists on the internet
ok?
The games are good which adds to the seething.
I have never bought a single Kojima game, I just like poking fun at the Metal Gear fanbase, like you, because of how overly emotional and unstable you are.
Sounds like cope. You larp doesn't even add up. You praise the creator of MGS to make MGS fans mad?
>You praise the creator of MGS to make MGS fans mad?
Yes, I couldn't stand him until MGSV.
Nowadays merely mentioning him causes meltdowns among MGSfags, so I like him.
Those aren't MGS fans seething over him. Hate to burst your bubble but those are just generic retarded third worlders on Ganker, maybe that Thief autist too.
>maybe that Thief autist too.
Specifically the Ganker one that dedicated every day for like five years doing the exact same angry thread.
No it isn't, it's just MGSfags that had a meltdown because V had no plot and was unfinished.
So in your head the entire Kojima fanbase and the MGS fanbase are two different groups without overlap? your cope doesn't hold water.
I don't care about Kojimafags, just MGSfags since they are the ones that, even when they shit on Kojima, still eat up MGS.
Like they can't help themselves but suck off those movies.
I don't care for Kojima games. But plugging my controller into another port to beat a boss was cool when I was 10.
I think Kojima’s games are cool
I can honestly say I've never played any of his games.
>pick up Death Stranding, as a joke
>spent 100 hours on it
he can't keep getting away with this
I genuinely think he has cool ideas - especially characters and robots. But his story telling is quite bad - specifically his plotting and pacing.
>characters and robots
characters and *technology
MGS3 and 4 both had well directed climaxes. MGSV had shit level design and unfinished story, but had open ended and satisfying core gameplay. Each game is mostly retarded but at least they have one or two remarkable aspects which isn’t something you can say about most of the slop coming out these days