You've been ironically shitposting about this retard being competent at anything for a decade.

You've been ironically shitposting about this moron being competent at anything for a decade. Do you really never tire of anything? None of you can really be so fricking stupid to like anything this hack has ever made.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's based, I will buy everything he puts out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp. Kojima is a God. Even though MGS V was complete shit, it wasn’t his fault. He would have made it cinematic kino if he had more time to cook in the kitchen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      morons like OP hate him because he is a chad, almost 60 years old, look like a 40 years old, put a lot of nice looking females in his games, hate mutts (like a normal person do), have a huge ego and dont care about the opinion of Gankerirgins thats why he made DS and now is gonna do DS2, dont care about sales, dont put ugly people or follow the israelite agenda
      He is the type of chad that frick the girl you like in HS without even trying while you spend almost 2 years trying to make that the girl notice you
      That why Gankerirgins hate him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hate mutts
        He's the biggest westaboo to ever live what makes you think this?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He likes American movies but he hates the American government.
          Literally all of MGS is just him repeating how bad the CIA is over and over.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He say it "mutts dont like DS because they dont shoot everyone every 2 seconds like in CoD"
          Just to clarify, mutts are not the same than americans, he hate mutts, not americans, he love american shit.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Kojima make midwits seethe so hard?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Kojima make midwits worship him so hard?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know guy, I just like the games he makes. You seem pretty buttblasted though

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually like his style and want more auteur type developers like him, but he's incredibly self indulgent as a writer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima invented camera! Kojima invented inventing! Kojima Kojima'ed! La Creatidad!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there's anything that Ganker had taught me, it's that you should always believe the opposite of what Ganker says, especially if you have the plugin that reveals what country they're posting from.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the plugin that reveals what country they're posting from
      does such a plugin actually exist?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pajeet filter

        ..is it possible to learn this Power?

        Stop believing lies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pajeet filter

      ..is it possible to learn this Power?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is a genius

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima's shit is better than the best thing you'll ever make

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Today I got out of bed. Then I took a furious shit and didn't wipe adequately and went to the store to buy some beer. I then got wasted and fapped to e-girl and passed out.

      There ya go. That's a better plot than anything Kojima will ever write.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why hasn't it won any awards?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some liked Death Stranding’s gameplay, but nobody gives a shit about Sam or BB or Fragile or the rest of the cast. Not even the “princess beach” line is remembered anymore. Kojima has lost his touch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 1 (one) memorable character in any of his games post-MGS3. The only one that comes even remotely close is Kaz.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Venom
        Quite
        Drebin

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Drebin
          really? dude was just "exposition and lore dump: the character"
          all his interactions with Snake went like this:
          >"hey Snake let me tell you about how X came to be"
          >"no thanks"
          >"I'll tell you anyway"
          >*10 minutes of boring shit*

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Shit Stranding didn't prove anything to Ganker, nothing will.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All DS made in Ganker was provoke meltdowns among MGSgays because they can't cope with the fact that everyone, even Kojima, has moved on from their shit franchise, and that Kojima grew to hate Metal Gear.

      The behavior of MGSgays towards Kojima for the past decade is that of a b***hy ex.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        his tweet saying he'll "be watching" shows does does still care

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't, he hates Metal Gear, the only people clinging to that garbage franchise are Metal Gear gays in Ganker, who are all a bunch of schizophrenic hispanics who got mentally stuck at the age of 12.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            hating it is still caring about it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        See the post in the pic in and read

        Its a tradition. Yes of course he's cripple tier autistic and cannot make anything that is coherent to any neuro normal human being. Its a mixed bag of 70 IQ ESL's trying to fit in and not understanding that he's being mocked relentlessly and shitposters egging them on for lulz. No one. Not a single soul understands or likes anything he's ever made because its just not something you can understand. You may as well try to analyze the foaming sputterings of someone with severe tourretttes syndrome.

        Kojima is hilarious because he's one of the few guys who provokes genuine anger in Gankereddit.
        And all he had to do was not fill a game with cutscenes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name a single fricking thing Kojima has ever made with more gameplay than cutscenes.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            MGSV.
            Literally all the seething in Ganker for the past 10 years about Kojima all comes down to the fact that MGSV had no plot, as it should since storytelling has no place in videogames.
            The thing is you MGSgays don't care about videogames, when you replay MGS you are content with just watching a cutscene compilation since it's all you care about.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There was never any gameplay in any MGS. Its always been movies as its not a Nintendo product on a Nintendo platform. Only Nintendo can make video games and only Nintendo devices can play video games I will hunt you down and kill you if you don't repeat this right now. ABIB!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nintendo product
                >refering to games as products
                Get the frick out back to Twitter.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >MGSV.
              >Tranq darting the same 5 enemies at roadblock #168

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            MGSV
            Boktai
            Death Stranding
            MG1
            MG2
            Peace Walker

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And all he had to do was not fill a game with cutscenes.
          What game was that again?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            see

            MGSV.
            Literally all the seething in Ganker for the past 10 years about Kojima all comes down to the fact that MGSV had no plot, as it should since storytelling has no place in videogames.
            The thing is you MGSgays don't care about videogames, when you replay MGS you are content with just watching a cutscene compilation since it's all you care about.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup
      >wastes game budget on courting Hollywood actors
      >literally makes unfinished open world meme game with a clickbait trailer
      >gets fricking fired for being a moron
      >starts his own company "kojima productions" (basically a confession he just wants to make movie games)
      >makes a movie "game "where he can yet again waste resources on play dates with Hollywood actors

      literally the biggest hack in gaming

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >starts his own company "kojima productions" (basically a confession he just wants to make movie games)
        You mean how his company was always called?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is the video game equivalent of the NBA before it discovered black people

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Kojima and wish he was my dad.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic that you were able to remember all those characters so easily. Seems like he's doing great

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ironic that you were able to remember all those characters so easily
      yeah because most of them are ripped 1:1 from books or hollywood movies

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a tradition. Yes of course he's cripple tier autistic and cannot make anything that is coherent to any neuro normal human being. Its a mixed bag of 70 IQ ESL's trying to fit in and not understanding that he's being mocked relentlessly and shitposters egging them on for lulz. No one. Not a single soul understands or likes anything he's ever made because its just not something you can understand. You may as well try to analyze the foaming sputterings of someone with severe tourretttes syndrome.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't understand Kojima
      lmao
      I guess the seething makes sense

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being this much of a brainlet

      You're like one of the moronic children at school who blames their teacher when they can't understand a concept.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s actually very well read and an interesting futurist.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love having a giant open world with nothing to do, micromanaging bullshit, very little context as to why you're even doing anything, and a story that manages to be both paper thin and really bad at the same time.

    Having to wait like a full minute everytime you get out of the helicopter is the cherry on top.

    Oh but the game is 60fps you say?
    Wow so easy when the map is an empty wasteland, there's no civilians fleeing from gunfire, no evidence of the Russians fighting the sand people (MGS4 Middle East did it), no russian patrols except for those 2 soldiers walking around and the truck lmao, you can't interact with the sand people, no stores, no medics to heal the player, no mini games, or really anything that we see in other open world games.

    If you like that, fine, but I think it's understandable that most people were annoyed by that.
    It's like, why even bother including an open world at that point?
    Just drop me straight into the mission area like in GZ. The open world only exists as a bullet point on the back of the box.

    The cut content is a meme to drag people attention away from the game being trash in general.
    It's a good stealth engine for zoomers but has nothing to do with MGS. Ubisoft tier map, CoD health system, sprint button, this game was made for zoomers with a watered down story they can easily digest.

    Compare MGSVs open world with literally any other open world game (or even games with hub worlds) and it's embarrassing how barren it is.
    When you're getting your shit pushed in even by Ubishit, it's probably time to hang it up.

    Bravo Kojima, making a terrible game was actually part of the big plan you trolled everyone hehehehe.

    And kek to all those idiots saying the game is shit and incomplete on purpouse to inflict us with real Phantom Pain.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 years and 80 million budget for this...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It made twice it's budget on launch day, so it was a good investment.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must understand. Joosten's feet.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cope & seethe

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kojimasisters another thread where we get BTFO we should just stay on reddit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup
      >wastes game budget on courting Hollywood actors
      >literally makes unfinished open world meme game with a clickbait trailer
      >gets fricking fired for being a moron
      >starts his own company "kojima productions" (basically a confession he just wants to make movie games)
      >makes a movie "game "where he can yet again waste resources on play dates with Hollywood actors

      literally the biggest hack in gaming

      The funny thing is that these two were likely part of the people going on about how ebin the MGSV trailers were and still unironically think MGS1-3 are good games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I eagerly await death stranding 2 and can replay the original MGS games at my leisure. When I buy MG Triangle used down the road, I will admire the improved graphics and enjoy the nostalgic trip. If the game does well financially and critically, it will be a testament to Kojima's gameplay design, plot, and characters and solidify his status as an auteur.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate nu-Kojima and think MGS4 is an insult but he made kino in his career. I really only despise his work in the last 15 years, everyone prior was great

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MGSV literally mind broke this board forever. There used to be humor here. The letdown of that game actually changed this place. The hype of those red band trailers SEEMED to tease exactly what everyone wanted in a Big Boss origin/breaking bad story. Ganker was pure diamonds in gleeful anticipation. And then none of it never happened. Instead of delivering, Kojima spent a fortune and 5 years motion capturing some e-prostitute's feet. This was probably THE defining moment in solidly pitting Ganker against the entire industry. Its never been the same since.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the emotional damage of MGSV far exceeded anything expected, it makes 2’s Raiden reveal seem like baby shit in comparison

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the emotional damage of MGSV far exceeded anything expected, it makes 2’s Raiden reveal seem like baby shit in comparison

      That was pure karma, you MGSgays absolutely deserved it for unironically praising a franchise of garbage movie games.
      You never cared about gameplay, all your discussion was
      >OMG THIS IS GOING TO BE THE EDGIEST THING EVER
      always going on about the cardboard cutout characters or the shit plot.
      MGS has deserved to die from day one just for pushing this idea that plots in videogames matters.

      I never liked Kojima until he gave a middle finger to his atrocious fanbase so hard that they've been seething for an entire decade now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious because the whole thing happened because MGSV had no plot.
      MGSgays got over crap like MGS4 or PW, but not MGSV, because it commited the one cardinal sin for them: having no plot, that's what made them snap.

      I'm sad that John Carmack got to see the industry become infested with movies and people who beg for movies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont understand your post
        you realize mgs is iconic for its moronic cutscenes are autistic plot if people wanted great stealth gameplay they would go elsewhere

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If your game is remembered for anything but the gameplay then it's a failure and you should consider working on something else.
          I have no idea why some people insist on making games focused on the plot when people who work on games can't write for shit.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If your game is remembered for anything but the gameplay then it's a failure
            I would normally agree but to be fair mgs convoluted story wouldnt work in any other medium

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            MGS is remembered for things besides the story dishonest arguer. People long remembered it for the TECHNOLOGY threads like the ice cubes, the music and silly fun ways you could approach tasks like porn and enemy bullying.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, I forgot, MGS also tries to distract you from the garbage gameplay with
              >DUDE LOOK, THIS LITTLE ICE CUBE IS MELTING
              MGS is nothing but cope from a bunch of people who can't make games and just try their hardest to take your attention away from how awful the gameplay is.
              You need brain damage to unironically give a top down camera, and thus not letting you see what's 5 feet ahead of you, to a game that's about situational awareness.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Woah that's a lot of anger. How many years has Kojima been making you seeth?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't mind Kojima, in fact I started liking him for how he made MGSgays seethe with MGSV.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only morons try to like MGS but not Kojima and visa versa.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >John Carmack
        Carmack sold out to Facebook. His fall is the saddest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a lie, the thing that broke not only Ganker but the entire Ganker was the 2016 election, bring a lot, and i mean A LOT of normie tier morons, they broke Ganker , Ganker , Ganker and of course /misc/, edgy mutts with a low IQ that say something like " muh, kojima is a hack, mgs is a movie, i dont like kojima because he dont make games he make movies" and the morons have like 800 hours in genshin impact, 1200 hours in the last fifa, 900 hours in the last cod and so on

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman and the MGSV's mind rape of this board predates 2016.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here the example of the kind of morons i talking, you dont know anything about the Ganker before 2016
          The kojima meltdown come after 2016, because morons like you find funny saying the same thing over and over "muh movie game xD"
          You dont have to larp in twitter or something like that?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            go back

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you homosexuals try to pretend that the source of every racist, sexist and homophobic meme you've ever seen since 2005 used to be this ancom troony orgy? This is the most obvious fricking giveaway that you're a 2016 tourist that you can possibly post.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He invented women. I like women. Ergo I like the La creatura

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't like mgs 1-3 you have shit taste and know nothing about video games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Gear has never had anything to do with videogames.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is pretty strange how emotional Kojima makes people. He just knows how to press the right buttons with certain people to short circuit them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because MGSgays are all a bunch of 3rd world lunatics.
        No mentally sane person spends 10 years crying about a videogame.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't look like MGS fans are the ones crying.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it doesn't
            Really, it doesn't?
            You gays have been seething about MGSV being unfinished and having no plot for a decade now.
            I just have no idea what the frick MGS has that warrants this level of lunacy and fanaticism.
            It's a franchise with mediocre gameplay and one of the most incomprehensible plots ever in games.
            It stands out in nothing but how genuinely moronic it is.

            >John Carmack
            Carmack sold out to Facebook. His fall is the saddest.

            Carmack bailed out of there a long time ago because they weren't listening to him.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I just have no idea what the frick MGS has that warrants this level of lunacy and fanaticism.
              It's a franchise with mediocre gameplay and one of the most incomprehensible plots ever in games.
              It stands out in nothing but how genuinely moronic it is.
              You're not exactly proving me wrong. Also MGSV is good. You may now resume coping and seething.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a bunch of street shitter pajeets shilling for him

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything Kojima produced (i.e wasn't involved with) was superior to anything he slapped his name onto. Zone of the Enders, MGR.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >metal gear is a series for psuedointellectuals
    >death stranding has to be the single most worthless game ever created
    >Geoff Keighley gives Kojima felatio ok stage every year and doesn't even try to hide it anymore
    why does Kojima have such a pretentious and annoying audience? None of them know how to make video games or what makes a video game good, so why is he praised as a good designer?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he makes Ganker seethe more than SJWs and b***hes on tiktok combined.
      Anything that makes the schizophrenic third worlders in here seethe is good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buying mediocre games to spite a handful of autists on the internet
        ok?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The games are good which adds to the seething.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have never bought a single Kojima game, I just like poking fun at the Metal Gear fanbase, like you, because of how overly emotional and unstable you are.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like cope. You larp doesn't even add up. You praise the creator of MGS to make MGS fans mad?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You praise the creator of MGS to make MGS fans mad?
              Yes, I couldn't stand him until MGSV.
              Nowadays merely mentioning him causes meltdowns among MGSgays, so I like him.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those aren't MGS fans seething over him. Hate to burst your bubble but those are just generic moronic third worlders on Ganker, maybe that Thief autist too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe that Thief autist too.
                Specifically the /vr/ one that dedicated every day for like five years doing the exact same angry thread.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't, it's just MGSgays that had a meltdown because V had no plot and was unfinished.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So in your head the entire Kojima fanbase and the MGS fanbase are two different groups without overlap? your cope doesn't hold water.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about Kojimagays, just MGSgays since they are the ones that, even when they shit on Kojima, still eat up MGS.
                Like they can't help themselves but suck off those movies.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for Kojima games. But plugging my controller into another port to beat a boss was cool when I was 10.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Kojima’s games are cool

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can honestly say I've never played any of his games.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick up Death Stranding, as a joke
    >spent 100 hours on it
    he can't keep getting away with this

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think he has cool ideas - especially characters and robots. But his story telling is quite bad - specifically his plotting and pacing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >characters and robots
      characters and *technology

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MGS3 and 4 both had well directed climaxes. MGSV had shit level design and unfinished story, but had open ended and satisfying core gameplay. Each game is mostly moronic but at least they have one or two remarkable aspects which isn’t something you can say about most of the slop coming out these days

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