You've bought the remaster of Braid to support the only based dev out there, right anon?

You've bought the remaster of Braid to support the only based dev out there, right anon?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it aged like shit
    it was never good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I played it for 10 minutes back when it first dropped. Read like 3 of those diaries and immediately googled "Am I the villain in Braid?" to 0 surprise.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine caring about stories in videogames.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, I never bought the original Braid either.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This game stupid as hell mane

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      braid refers to the braids of time

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i bet you he wish he could braid his hair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is animal abuse, by the way. All your favorite funny cat videos are abuse.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Your existence is an abuse to all of humanity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wtf i love cat videos now?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just die in a fire

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's a twit.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    game plays the same, ain't no point to the remaster

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Developer commentary? Hello?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why he even thought about translating it to other languages. Just say 'no' if asked, every single person who's interested in such commentary can understand english because uhh gamedev use english all over the globe.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Most people who listen commentaries are not devs themselves.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does it include him crying from Soulja Boy's review?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think there's new puzzles/worlds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But you can be runnin around and jumpin on shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it has more new levels then the original game has total

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There are 40 new levels

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink beer to get drunk or smoke weed to get high, this game isn't for me

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All games should have guns. All games should be 3D. No games should be made in flash anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      play it loud

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-AI luddite who's going to cry all the way as he's getting replaced

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily for him, AI will never be able to make puzzles that feels human-made. Just look at the shit ton of Sudoku and other grid based generated puzzles out there that all feel the same while solving it.
      None come close to the feel of a curated and well made puzzle specially handicrafted by a person.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't make an argument. Why do you think puzzles are the thing AI can't make when these kind of statements have never been true so far?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          do you have some kind of mental moronation? I've never said they can't be made.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you said it right at the very start of this post

            Luckily for him, AI will never be able to make puzzles that feels human-made. Just look at the shit ton of Sudoku and other grid based generated puzzles out there that all feel the same while solving it.
            None come close to the feel of a curated and well made puzzle specially handicrafted by a person.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, go back to 2nd grade and learn how to understand a one line text, please.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >AI will never be able to make puzzles that feels human-made.
                Okay, how SHOULD this line be interpreted then?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've listened to clips of his streams, and it didn't sound like he is anti-AI at all. Did this change in the lasts 2 or so months?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, that anon probably doesn't even know who Jon Blownjob is and is just trying to get easy (You)s.
        And he is rich enough that he can spend 10+ years working on a compiler that he never released to the public just because he loves programming shit, I don't know why he would be afraid of being replaced.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's in the
        >human coding will never be replaced because...
        >because how could machines ever master machine language!!
        camp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >le spooky AI
      >cant exist without botnet APIs farming human data
      the "AI is falling out of the sky" morons are so clueless its unreal
      what 80 years of hollywood brainwashing does to troglodytes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's 9:30 in dubai, go to bed rakesh

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mike wasn't even the best host, loser.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does it explain how Mr Blow is so ungodly terrible at handling his cash that he's already nearly bankrupt? Because that's honestly what I want to know the most.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >already
      It's been like a decade.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    “Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

      Yep, I bought it on steam with the discount, will buy it again on the switch and actually play it there.
      I hope The Witness releases on the switch 2 so I can buy that again too. Can't wait for the Sokoban game.

      Doesn't this guy work in a small company of his own? What makes him such an expert over how the industry works on large scale?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Blow worked for bigger companies before going indie so I guess he is just industry savvy in general.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So, almost 20 years ago? A bit out of date, I would say.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's from Dune, I think.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you work for a small company theres a good chance a big company will out source to a smaller company and then that smaller company will out source to you, so they can maximize profit without actually doing anything.

        the big company is basically a parent paying you $10 to mow the lawn but then you pocket $7 and have your younger brother do it for $3. I've seen it happen personally while working on bloodstained so I'm assuming its not all that uncommon of a practice

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No but I'm going to replay The Looker tonight because I know the mere existence of that game pisses him off.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, I bought it on steam with the discount, will buy it again on the switch and actually play it there.
    I hope The Witness releases on the switch 2 so I can buy that again too. Can't wait for the Sokoban game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the shift toward hiring people for reasons besides ability
      With this single line he guarantees that no company will ever hire him ever again. That's courageous of him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he is looking for a job right now (or will be for the next decade) but it's nice of you to worry about him anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is he rich? Did Braid and The Witness sold that well?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He has his own company and, if I remember correctly, an expensive car. I don't think he is struggling with money.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he'd expand his project size to the levels he is if he didn't have the resources to sustain himself. Reminder: He's currently developing a programming language, compiler written in said language, engine compiled in said compiler and game written in said engine, at the same time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i'm finishing my comp sci degree but i don't really like working. I was hoping to find a bullshit job where i can pretend to work from home. Am i fricked?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hopefully

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          why are you saying it like it's a bad thing? Leeching from these companies is morally right

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >all the diversity hires that are leeching off game companies and ruining video games are morally in the right
            ok

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No but I had a laugh watching him struggle with and complain about Animal Well on his stream last night.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does it come with a special Soulja Boy mode?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's the developer commentary.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's such an autistic moron he puts most of Ganker posters to shame.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Johnny Suck has spent over 20 million dollars on a block pushing game and now he's headed for bankruptcy.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >so many people getting filtered by a simple puzzle game
    blow was right about everything

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only based devs I know are Team cherry, the hollow knight devs, because I met them and they called me a c**t in person.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The only based devs I know are Team cherry
      They follow a DEI consultancy firm so I'm hesitant to trust them at this point

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like to smoke and drink and get fricked up, so this is the game for me.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like Jonathan Blow this dick. This gay has cringe takes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh, based video? He is right, game "critics" are morons, specially those making multiple hour long "video essays".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, joseph "the town made him stupid" anderson, I'm sure he understood the game fully and jblow was not right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"If you're a critic you should know when you get it and know when you don't
      I admire Mr. Blow's faith in mankind, hoping that any single person will admit they're wrong about something.
      If people don't do this on Ganker while hidden by the power of anonimity, they'll certainly not do it showing their faces in the real world.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually impressive how many things he managed to complain about in Elden Ring
    I thought Ganker was filled with contrarian morons but I was never truly aware of what a truly educated autist can seethe about given the chance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is a small fry compared to genuine autists

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never played, I think I got it from some indie bundle shit years ago.
    The guy sounds pretentious ass and I don't like his attitude about software development.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Chants of Sennaar
      >HYPER DEMON
      >Partric's Parabox

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Right?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Braid made me feel stupid. 🙁

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THEY SCREWED WITH THE MUSIC BOX TUNE TIMING IN WORLD 4. FRICK YOU JON THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS IN THE GAME.

    Even with with "original graphics and sound" mode the timing and pitch are way off. What's even the point of offering a retro option when you're not even trying to stay faithful? Not to mention how the supposed old graphics still use the new wavey green glow effect that didn't exist in the original. How is it so hard to stay consistent? This ticks me off to no end.

    And you claim to want to "preserve" the game? You even went as far as to pull the original from sale so people don't have a true and honest point of comparison but a retconned faux one. Frick this remaster. I've yet to check out the commentary but how little care the main game got (aside from some graphical touch-ups) has already left a sour taste in my mouth.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      @ him on twitter, he might actually change it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      post about it in the steam forums for the game, he's actively in there and responding to things.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The witness was alright, but nah braid isn't that appealing personally.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I might've but honestly when I heard he spent tens of millions on Sokoban I can't support this moron

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what makes him a based dev? he's made some walking simulators with mildly interesting puzzles and he regurgitates obvious stuff for his neet fizzbuzzer army to praise like a bible

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >what makes him a based dev?
      He is actively saving Western civilization.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why can't braid crawl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good one

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The better deal on preorder makes it tempting, but remasters are notorious for being worse and I'm not convinced Blow is immune to that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, but it has more levels too so it might as well be a sequel too

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >90 posts
    >only 1 or 2 is about the actual remaster
    I fricking hate this place

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you DID complete world 7 by now, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thought I'd do the yappings first but these all actually seem like pretty chill 1-2 minute puzzles

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you DID complete world 7 by now, right?

        Where is world 7? I must be moronic because I beat the game and never saw it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Commentary world, the puzzles are interspersed between the interviews

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            In the programming/art doors? I was just doing the "Playthrough" commentary. Kinda dumb the new puzzles are in the other doors.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They all seem to be accessible from the main hub areas and look like normal level doors i.e. not the book ones that there are hundreds of

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, I've already bought the original. What kind of cuckold buys a game several times?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AIN'T NO POINT TO THE GAME

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DID YOU SEE HOW FAR BACK I REWINDED DAT SHIT MANE

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even play a game made by Blow even if I was paid to do so.

    t. The Witness is on my top 10 best vidya of all time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hi joseph anderson

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The puzzles in this game are way more jank than I remember them being. Some of the annoying shit Blow complains about in other puzzle games is 100% present in this game.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jon blows

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's not based, he's just an artsy contrarian
    Braid is about toxic masculinity and when people immediately figured that out (it's not subtle) Blow pretended it was about something else and everyone was wrong.
    then, when later asked to expound upon his own words he said actually it was about a secret, third thing nobody has figured out
    finally he refused to talk about it at all except now to shill the remake
    he just says stuff to get a rise out of people. not worth paying attention to.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has such a crazy aura of superiority to him.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This man hates Elden Ring so much he put a screenshot of Elden Beast during the commentary when they talks about bad boss design. LMFAO.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is a bad boss fight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >have entire game allow you to use horses for large bosses that move around
      >final boss often sinks into the ground and comes up somewhere much further away
      >can't use a horse
      He's right, Elden Beast is a shit boss.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cave story mentioned

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