You've just been sentenced to life imprisonment for a heinous crime.

You've just been sentenced to life imprisonment for a heinous crime. You are a complete social outcast to the outside world and must spend the rest of your life in this Scandinavian cell. You can only bring one console and game. What do you bring? Also, there's no internet access ever.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cell for the worst Sweden has to offer
    >nicer than the room I rent and work 35 hours a week to afford

    Tekken 3 probably. I could play that for hours. Especially that team v team elimination mode. I would just take 8 random characters and put it on very hard and just zone out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should work the expected 45 hours a week instead, if you want to get somewhere in life you lazy c**t.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you should work the expected 45 hours a week instead

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its better than my room now
    All I need is a shitty dual core 4GB of ram laptop and some ftp server with old games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no internet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you get one game and no internet
        >ok but what if I get all the games and internet instead
        moron

        ftp server can be used over LAN without internet connection.
        gays.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok
          you have access to a LAN
          your pc is the only computer on it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eat shit gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you get one game and no internet
      >ok but what if I get all the games and internet instead
      moron

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Koikatsu + mods + that .zip with all the cards and scenes
    You may be thinking I'm doing this just to be a coomer, and while I may coom to it every once in awhile while I'm in there, the actual reason I'd bring it is to learn how to use studio to pose my waifu in cute pictures.
    I love her so much.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My pc, hard drive full of mods, and skyrim: toddiversary edition

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made this thread like two weeks ago. The top picks were stuff like minecraft and rimworld lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      RimWorld + RimjobWorld mod

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 console, no internet
        >ok I choose pc with steam workshop
        you people fricking suck at this game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm playing on my Steam Deck. Do we have an issue?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rimworld is such a terrible name. next will be a game called Cumfart Club.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rimworld is such a terrible name.
        what would you call a planet on the outer rim of a galaxy?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally Norway, Finland, or Sweden. White collar prisons in America aren't even that nice.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOMM3 + both expansions GOG edition
    >HD mod

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >european prisons have open cell floors where inmates can cook and even record music
    >some allow criminals to leave to attend classes
    Fricking wild.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking weird. I know an acquaintance of mine who was from EU and went to prison for having sex with a 14 year old pedophilia and getting her pregnant. He straight up just told me he went to electrical school while in prison worked out lost weight and got out early. Fricking crazy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I could bring a PC, I would bring mine with any games I have on it. Otherwise it would be a PC with Morrowind and mods.
      If I could only bring a console and a game, it would be an SNES with Super Mario World.

      Some of the newer ones do. The older ones in Scandinavia did not and the "nicer ones" had you completely isolated from any social interaction except the occassional letter or phone call.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you raped, tortured, and murdered 50 children? oh my god, we have to rehabilitate you!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons act like being in euro prison "isn't that bad".

    I've struggled with addiction, but nothing so bad I went to jail. However, I did voluntarily check myself in to a "4 day" detox and being somewhere and not being allowed to leave, is another level of uncomfortable and fricked up you do not understand until you are there. I was under the impression I signed up for 4 days. However, as soon as it was up to a doctor to decide if I was "fit to leave" or not, was a giant fricking alarm going off in my head.

    I even could have walked out and done paperwork, but I kind of was "in jail" temporarily and it fricking SUCKED. Mine was temporary, and it felt dreadful not being allowed to leave that property for multiple days.

    A big part of it is you aren't chilling with your homies. You are mixed in with whoever else is there, and they do not share your same interests most of the time. I'm even semi-social and managed to chat up 10-year convicts to pass the time, but some incels here would be sitting in the corner or eating lunch last.

    If you want a taste of prison. Go to rehab. Your roommate eating chips at 1am ever night could be the wakeup call you need to realize prison, even cushy euro prison, sucks ass like you wouldn't believe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally private rooms though. it's not like a psychatric ward. they're given fricking allowances to buy stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        woosh

        Once you get held somewhere and not allowed to leave, you'll realize how often you do leave your house. Even just leaving once per week means a lot when you aren't allowed to do it anymore.

        Go commit a crime in Europe, but I suggest you learn to read first.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I unironically know exactly what you're talking about. I went voluntarily once and was trapped there for the weekend and it sucked hard, but I'd definitely rather have been in OP than the psychiatric ward.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You belong in the psych ward, because I don't even know what the frick you are arguing with me about. So you are fine with being trapped somewhere for the rest of your life, as long as it looks like the room in OP. OK, got it. I don't know what the frick else you could be arguing with me about.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're arguing that it'd suck as much as the psychiatric ward, and it just wouldn't.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anons act like being in euro prison "isn't that bad".

          I've struggled with addiction, but nothing so bad I went to jail. However, I did voluntarily check myself in to a "4 day" detox and being somewhere and not being allowed to leave, is another level of uncomfortable and fricked up you do not understand until you are there. I was under the impression I signed up for 4 days. However, as soon as it was up to a doctor to decide if I was "fit to leave" or not, was a giant fricking alarm going off in my head.

          I even could have walked out and done paperwork, but I kind of was "in jail" temporarily and it fricking SUCKED. Mine was temporary, and it felt dreadful not being allowed to leave that property for multiple days.

          A big part of it is you aren't chilling with your homies. You are mixed in with whoever else is there, and they do not share your same interests most of the time. I'm even semi-social and managed to chat up 10-year convicts to pass the time, but some incels here would be sitting in the corner or eating lunch last.

          If you want a taste of prison. Go to rehab. Your roommate eating chips at 1am ever night could be the wakeup call you need to realize prison, even cushy euro prison, sucks ass like you wouldn't believe.

          you were in fricking rehab. it's not even remotely the same.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah, and to clarify, I'm in the U.S. and had gov insurance so I had to go to a very poor rehab facility.

      Now I have a job and insurance and wouldn't have to do that again, but I gained perspective and learned from it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re correct, but it’s also funny to me how this also applies to the modern workforce.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't once you've been in enough psych wards on involuntary holds long enough. Find it hard to believe that prison is worse than a schizo sliding my door open forty times a night. Being pushed into a corner by "Jesus". Watched patients nearly die in your shared room. Turn blue. Bleed all over. I've known people that have said they'd prefer going back to jail in fricking Mexico.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a weak-willed addict who needed to be locked up in a room because you can't stop consooming whatever poison you do.
      We're not the same.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick your consoles, just give me a guitar.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox
    Starfield it'll convince me to kill myself

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 with secret SSD full of games.
    Minecraft for it.
    Otherwise, PC. I would find a way around this no Internet thing.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would get the korg game for ds or colors 3d and just practice getting good at art or music, not sure which i'd want.
    i'd eventually get to a level that i could make some really cool stuff when i eventually get out (norway don't do life sentences).

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TimeSplitters 2. That's all I will ever need.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and must spend the rest of your life in this Scandinavian cell.
    This isn't how prison works unless you're in some supermax prison for like national security threats or something. it's basically like a college dorm

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >commit the crime tou always dreamed about
    >play games and watch internet in that room for the rest of your life without worrying about anything
    >become religious as you grow older so you get into heaven at the end
    First world is something else, man

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ring Fit Adventure

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just take baldur's gate 3 or Divinity OS2

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably pick something like Elona. Maybe one of the Disgaea games. Something I can autistically grind endlessly. That's what I do now anyways.

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