So Samus is now > Part smart Chozo, part meathead Chozo > Part Metroid > Part X (twice now) which includes more information from smart Chozo > Part human
Samus’ DNA must look like fucking spaghetti at this point. How is she still alive?
female reproductive cells are formed before the baby girl is even born. In other words, Samus will have perfectly normal human babies regardless of her DNA transformations unless the DNA has a reason to change her ovary. >X
That shit is on the suit as powers, not inside her.
>Nintendo execs working 1000s of hours to make a 10/10 new Metroid game >I walk in to board room meeting baked, in my pajamas >dude, just make a scary alien open world 3rd person survival horror >oh yeah put her in the zero suit the whole time. Make her sexy af. >I walk away then come back >I forgot after you beat game the post game has you collecting your suit and all power ups and then you fight at og bosses.
How come when you die in the games the power suit explodes and it reveals the zero suit? Isn’t the zero suit part of the power suit? Shouldn’t it reveal what she’s wearing underneath the zero suit like in Super Metroid and Fusion?
Yeah it is. In Zero Mission the power suit broke and sort of "demanifested" so all that was left was the Zero Suit. In Smash Bros Brawl she uses the beam which breaks the suit again. When the power suit is functioning normally, the Zero Suit allows it to manifest itself again.
overly muscular samus is soulless and there are better strong women out there you should check out if thats your thing but tasteful muscle on samus is the SHIT
>games still come out that are good like Dread >ruined franchise
Metroid has had literally 1 bad game in the series, because they tried to make it story focused.
Samus can generate fanservice AND still be badass and have great games.
deal with it nerd.
We need a spinoff with a different protagonist
>574753183
well we certainly got one
so
is the metroid suit just stuck to her body or something
Well the power suit is already stuck to her body. In fusion they had to pry it open like a lobster to reach her vitals.
I miss bikini samus
Midriff Suit > Zero Suit
So Samus is now
> Part smart Chozo, part meathead Chozo
> Part Metroid
> Part X (twice now) which includes more information from smart Chozo
> Part human
Samus’ DNA must look like fucking spaghetti at this point. How is she still alive?
Imagine the offspring
female reproductive cells are formed before the baby girl is even born. In other words, Samus will have perfectly normal human babies regardless of her DNA transformations unless the DNA has a reason to change her ovary.
>X
That shit is on the suit as powers, not inside her.
Raven Beak was described as highly intelligent though
>Nintendo execs working 1000s of hours to make a 10/10 new Metroid game
>I walk in to board room meeting baked, in my pajamas
>dude, just make a scary alien open world 3rd person survival horror
>oh yeah put her in the zero suit the whole time. Make her sexy af.
>I walk away then come back
>I forgot after you beat game the post game has you collecting your suit and all power ups and then you fight at og bosses.
Saves Metroid for another 20 years
I would play that
> -also, have team ninja develop it
It’s hot that Samus canonically fucks black guys and it’s not just my headcanon fantasies.
Zero Suit was the single worst design decision for Metroid.
How come when you die in the games the power suit explodes and it reveals the zero suit? Isn’t the zero suit part of the power suit? Shouldn’t it reveal what she’s wearing underneath the zero suit like in Super Metroid and Fusion?
t. coomer
the zero suit is not part of the power suit.
Yeah it is. In Zero Mission the power suit broke and sort of "demanifested" so all that was left was the Zero Suit. In Smash Bros Brawl she uses the beam which breaks the suit again. When the power suit is functioning normally, the Zero Suit allows it to manifest itself again.
doesn’t that mean the power suit is a part of the zero suit and not the other way around
>zero slut
built? for what?
bee dubayoo sea
I wanna slap Samus butt for being such a lewd slut and make her call me daddy
>Daddy
>Samus
Do you have a death wish?
Samus lewd sexy outfit and body makes me coom
Zero suit kraid
C.O.O.M.E.R.S
T.R.A.N.N.Y
greatest creation
better than nudesuit
Aster Crowley, deliverer of torpedo tits.
soulless
muscle samus is even more soulless, she’s never been depicted as having abs and muscles in any of the games
overly muscular samus is soulless and there are better strong women out there you should check out if thats your thing but tasteful muscle on samus is the SHIT
isn’t toned body the better term?
its fucking hot is what it is
uh….bros??
I miss that helmet
I’d like some kind of in between with this and the modern zero suit look. Give off some Dirty Pair vibes.
Samus would fucking destroy Anthony.
It’s like I’m not wearing nothing at all
>D’Oh! Stupid sexy Hunter!
zero soul
ZSS ruined the franchise.
Explain
How? Did you ruin your life by what’s under your clothes?
Of course he did. It always comes down to a tiny dick with these homosexuals.
>games still come out that are good like Dread
>ruined franchise
Metroid has had literally 1 bad game in the series, because they tried to make it story focused.
Samus can generate fanservice AND still be badass and have great games.
deal with it nerd.
I want to _be_ her
what would you do if you were her?
hit on men in a bar
Masturbate every day and drink beer
Have my shithole remodeled
Panic about how I’m not trained for this shit
t. X Parasite
okay i laughed
You will never be a metroid
That’s gay
how
>I want to _be_ her
t.Brie Larson