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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to _be_ her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what would you do if you were her?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hit on men in a bar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jerk off every day and drink beer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have my shithole remodeled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Panic about how I'm not trained for this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. X Parasite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        okay i laughed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a metroid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to _be_ her
      t.Brie Larson

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZSS ruined the franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How? Did you ruin your life by what's under your clothes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course he did. It always comes down to a tiny dick with these gays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >games still come out that are good like Dread
      >ruined franchise
      Metroid has had literally 1 bad game in the series, because they tried to make it story focused.
      Samus can generate fanservice AND still be badass and have great games.
      deal with it nerd.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zero soul

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's like I'm not wearing nothing at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >D'Oh! Stupid sexy Hunter!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    greatest creation
    better than nudesuit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aster Crowley, deliverer of torpedo breasts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      soulless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        muscle samus is even more soulless, she's never been depicted as having abs and muscles in any of the games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          overly muscular samus is soulless and there are better strong women out there you should check out if thats your thing but tasteful muscle on samus is the SHIT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            isn't toned body the better term?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its fricking hot is what it is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uh....bros??

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I miss that helmet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd like some kind of in between with this and the modern zero suit look. Give off some Dirty Pair vibes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Samus would fricking destroy Anthony.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    C.O.O.M.E.R.S

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      T.R.A.N.N.Y

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero suit kraid

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus lewd sexy outfit and body makes me coom

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna slap Samus butt for being such a lewd bawd and make her call me daddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Daddy
      >Samus
      Do you have a death wish?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    built? for what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bee dubayoo sea

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zero bawd

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come when you die in the games the power suit explodes and it reveals the zero suit? Isn't the zero suit part of the power suit? Shouldn't it reveal what she's wearing underneath the zero suit like in Super Metroid and Fusion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. coomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the zero suit is not part of the power suit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it is. In Zero Mission the power suit broke and sort of "demanifested" so all that was left was the Zero Suit. In Smash Bros Brawl she uses the beam which breaks the suit again. When the power suit is functioning normally, the Zero Suit allows it to manifest itself again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't that mean the power suit is a part of the zero suit and not the other way around

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero Suit was the single worst design decision for Metroid.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's hot that Samus canonically fricks black guys and it's not just my headcanon fantasies.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo execs working 1000s of hours to make a 10/10 new Metroid game
    >I walk in to board room meeting baked, in my pajamas
    >dude, just make a scary alien open world 3rd person survival horror
    >oh yeah put her in the zero suit the whole time. Make her sexy af.
    >I walk away then come back
    >I forgot after you beat game the post game has you collecting your suit and all power ups and then you fight at og bosses.

    Saves Metroid for another 20 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would play that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > -also, have team ninja develop it

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Samus is now
    > Part smart Chozo, part meathead Chozo
    > Part Metroid
    > Part X (twice now) which includes more information from smart Chozo
    > Part human
    Samus' DNA must look like fricking spaghetti at this point. How is she still alive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the offspring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        female reproductive cells are formed before the baby girl is even born. In other words, Samus will have perfectly normal human babies regardless of her DNA transformations unless the DNA has a reason to change her ovary.
        >X
        That shit is on the suit as powers, not inside her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raven Beak was described as highly intelligent though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Midriff Suit > Zero Suit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss bikini samus

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so
    is the metroid suit just stuck to her body or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well the power suit is already stuck to her body. In fusion they had to pry it open like a lobster to reach her vitals.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We need a spinoff with a different protagonist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >574753183
      well we certainly got one

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