Zelda

I just finished playing Breath of the Wild for the first time a few weeks ago. It was breathtaking, a real amazing game that I played in bed on my Nintendo Switch lite for hours on end. I'm a bald loser with no friends and no life and I'm looking for other expansive games to get into. Is Tears of the Kingdom worth buying? What other Nintendo switch open world adventure games are worth buying?

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls 1
    Sonic frontiers
    Mario oddesey

    All games you can spend countless hours on

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TotK obviously. It makes BotW look like a rough first draft.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing them in reverse order is probably a lot better. People make fun of TotK being a DLC, but it's so much bigger and there are so many things added, yet if you begin with it, then conquer that huge world, you'd probably enjoy BotW much more playing that for the first time for the slate runes, Master Mode, Gold variant enemies and learning how to kill them easily, the world is still different with no rivers in Gerudo Canyon and there's much less to worry about. Guardians are also fricking fun.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you would probably like playing game but more before playing game but less
        Holy what

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd recommend Terraria if you want absolute open world excellence. It makes TOTK and BOTW look like early beta tests.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd recommend Terraria if you want absolute open world excellence. It makes TOTK and BOTW look like early beta tests.

      Why would he go from playing a gigantic living realtime 3D world to a simplistic 2D game where you can only move left to right and can't see beyond the edge of the screen.

      That's a laughable sorry but OP is talking about *real* games.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why would he go from playing a ubisoft game with Zelda paint on it, to absolute ludo where you can reshape the very ground beneath your feet, create your own kingdom of subjects you can kill at your whim, and no mandatory tutorials

        Hmmmmmmmm.......

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I can move left!
          >I can move right!
          >wheeee!

          What an incredible world of adventure. I'll have a good laugh about that next time I watch the sunset over Lanyru Mountain.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I can walk forward
            >I can watch a cutscene
            >I can forward.... again

            Zelda really pulling out all the stops, I see. Imagine if Terraria forced a tutorial on you that was this braindead.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Top
                >epic stunning breathtaking

                Bottom
                >an absolute mess of incomprehensible shite

                Yikes were you going for something else?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >static boss that sits in one place and lets you wail on him
                >"epic stunning breathtaking"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posting the final victory lap stage of a 5 stage battle

                This is like posting the final Omnislash button press against Sephiroth in FF VII and pretending that's the full fight.

                lmao it's still more fun than the entirety of tablet dogshit like Terraria

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I need victory laps and spectacle fights
                >we want the marvel borderlands audience

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rewards players after a 200 hour adventure with a satisfying conclusion

                Your dogshit 2D pixel garbage will never register on my radar. I have it for free on GamePass but I would never contaminate my harddrive with such trash. I only play real games.

                BotW/TotK is considered amongst the greatest games of all time.

                Terraria is not and never will be.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"satisfying conclusion" is to continue being a slave to a royal that treats you like cattle, and doesn't learn from her mistakes, and will inevitably release Ganon a third time due to her moronation, and will likely get whisked out of the game AGAIN, so she can conveniently sit around and do nothing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Schizo post

                BotW/TotK is considered amongst the greatest games of all time.

                Terraria is not and never will be.

                Feels good. Continue seething in BotW/TotK threads forever.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't address the current argument
                >goes right back to schizobabble
                >continues seething over Terraria

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have any arguments. You schizo gibberish rants are not arguments.

                BotW/TotK are considered amongst the greatest games of all time.

                Terraria is not and never will be.

                There's a reason you have wasted so many years of your life seething in BotW/TotK threads.

                Feels so good let me tell you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't have any arguments. You schizo gibberish rants are not arguments.
                Then go back to this

                >"satisfying conclusion" is to continue being a slave to a royal that treats you like cattle, and doesn't learn from her mistakes, and will inevitably release Ganon a third time due to her moronation, and will likely get whisked out of the game AGAIN, so she can conveniently sit around and do nothing

                and explain how I'm wrong. BOTW's ending was ruined by proxy because it showed that Zelda didn't learn anything, and hasn't done a single thing to fix the kingdom. Infact she once again skirts her responsibility to play in the past while I do all the heavy lifting.

                >There's a reason you have wasted so many years of your life seething in BotW/TotK threads.
                You've wasted even more time in these threads, copying and pasting the same arguments. You can't even stop yourself from reddit spacing. Pathetic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo gibberish intensives

                BotW/TotK are considered amongst the greatest games of all time.

                Terraria is not and never will be.

                You are now in YEAR EIGHT of your BotW/TotK meltdown.

                I'm going to go have brunch with my gf while you screech into the void.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have a gf.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yes, your GF. I'm sure she loves being engaged to someone who spends 10 hours a day arguing about video games.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Top
        >epic stunning breathtaking

        Bottom
        >an absolute mess of incomprehensible shite

        Yikes were you going for something else?

        You write like a strawman from a bad console war comic. Are you moronic?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd recommend Fallout: New Vegas, it makes BOTW, TOTK and Terraria look like gibberish

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a bald loser with no friends and no life
    we know, you already said you like open world "Zelda"

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tears Of The Kingdom is an obvious next play. It's like Breath Of The Wild but better. From there every other game will seem like a down grade. I mean, there's Fenyx Rising and Genshin Impact I suppose, and Elden Ring. Which are all good but you'll probably find them inferior to Nintendo's Zelda games in terms of the world design and exploration.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't get 100%

    you didn't beat the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the worst Zelda game to try and 100%.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait for switch 2 and play totk in 4k/60fps

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bald-ur's Gate 3

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arthur thread for Arthur equivalents.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Tears of the Kingdom worth buying?
    no
    >Is Tears of the Kingdom worth playing?
    100% yes

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Terraria gays the biggest homosexuals? They're insufferable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zelda fans constantly ask people to name a better open world game
      >someone does
      >get angry at them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But terraria has more things to do tho

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Tears of the Kingdom worth buying?
    Depends, have you ever played BotW before? Then no.
    >What other Nintendo Switch open world adventure games are worth buying?
    Witcher 3, Hogwarts Legacy, Xenoblade

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *