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What do you want to see in BotW 2 Ganker?
Massive booba. Like 3x as big as Twilight Princess booba.
Revali's Gale being replaced by Zelda's Wind
More Sheikah women.
Dungeons, unique items, more unique NPCs and more enemy/boss variety
No voice acting and no token characters.
>he doesn't know
Hyrule is based on European and Arabic design.
This token character is completely out of place and just thrown in for wokeness.
>he doesn't know
lol, lmao even
>zoomer NPC reddit posting.
>I'm dying :;D
>not even once
>who's here in 2023?
funky ass haircut, i love it
Okay, but listen here, what if, and this might just be crazy and insane, but what if, Zelda, was something other than a hylian? Maybe an animal? Perhaps something that would help Link get around? Yes, that could work but I'm not quite sure what she would be...
Zelda gets turned into a Chuchu and you spend the game collecting more of her royal slime from clearing dungeons. You can beat the game at any point but doing so without any dungeons makes her regular form very tiny, and doing it with all dungeons + optional quests makes her very large and queenly
More uses for the materials you have, for example being able to repair or forge weapons in a blacksmith. At the end of BotW you had stacks of items and nothing to do with them.
The great faerie upgrade system was pretty good at eating materials up, and I'd like to see an expansion of that. Maybe even show the physical changes to upgraded armor rather than just adding stars on the menu screen.
Anyone else stop liking Zelda games the MORE screen time and importance was given to Zelda as a character? Inventing Hylia the Mary Sue that no one knew about but apparently always existed and was the queen of all the gods is such bullshit. And the games became shittier when they obviously tried to imply that Link and Zelda were lovers, this was SKyward's Sword's bullshit.
>criticizing skyward sword when you couldn't even be bothered to watch some youtuber do a walkthrough
Hylia wasn't queen of the gods, she was a lesser goddess who desperately tried to obtain the power of the golden goddesses to have a chance of standing up to Demise, and even then she needed to beg several mortals to do all her dirty work for her. More proof that Ganker doesn't fucking play videogames
limit the enemy reskinning as much as possible, or at least make the reskins more different in their ai/moveset
I wanna see Horse Zeldas winking horse pussy
Link and Zelda having children.
If Tears of the KIngdom doesn't have actual real dungeons set inside large stone structures (temples, catacombs etc) then I will personally hack Nintendo's servers and delete the game.
How do eyes with wings even hurt Link?
>Gonna blink at you motherfucker
>Slap you with my wings
Oooo so scary
I dunno, those are pretty big eyes.
Razor sharp eyelashes
WEAPON REPAIR OR UPGRADES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF ALL THE 18564984 ITEM DROPS WHEN THERES ONLY LIKE 2 ARMOR SETS WORTH UPGRADING
UNIQUE TOOLS AND ITEMS. I WANT MORE COOL SHIT LIKE IN THE OTHER ZELDAS THAT CHANGES HOW I MOVE INSTEAD OF JUST A LIFTOFF EVERY 8 MINUTES
MORE ENEMIES: THERE IS ONLY LIKE 13 ENEMY TYPES IN THE WHOLE BOTW GAME, AND LIKE 7 ARE TRASH MOBS/RARELY SEEN. BE CREATIVE FOR FUCKS SAKE, EVERY ENCOUNTER IS A LITTLE STICK HUT WITH 2 SNIPER GOBLINS AND A BIG GOBLIN AND 3 SMALLER GOBLINS AND ONE HOPPY LITTLE LIZARD. GIVE ME THE CREATIVE ENEMIES OF ZELDAS PAST
SOME MEANS TO CONTROL THE WEATHER BY LATEGAME. THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING TO PUT THE GAME DOWN FOR 15 MINUTES WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE RAIN TO STOP SO YOU CAN KEEP EXPLORING
ACTUAL CREATIVITY IN SOUNDTRACK. EVERY SONG IS A MUTED PIANO RIFF IN BOTW EXCEPT FOR TARREY TOWN. I WANT THE BRILLIANT AND WHIMSICAL SONGS LIKE THE PREVIOUS GAMES HAD THAT LIVE IN MY HEAD DECADES LATER
why are you so mad
Zelda's boobs, vagina and ass.
>More unique enemies
>Blacksmith to repair or upgrade your weapons
>More region exclusive enemies like Molduga in the desert
>More steeds like the bears and deer you could briefly mount
>Actual dungeons with their own unique aesthetic
>Weapon types that aren't just 1H/2H/Spear. I wanna be a mage and use only elemental rods. Obviously the blacksmith comes into play with this
A big battleaxe slow but big damage would be fun or dual whield weapons for dps.
Boomerangs with elemental damage and special weapons should be upgrade able for stronger enemies.
The list can go on and on.
I wanted to do a hammer run and the idea of elemental weapons was under utilized. An ice hammer that shoots frozen chunks when it makes impact would be awesome. Or like you said, regular weapons with elemental damage rather than a full-on elemental weapon would be nice, too.
I forgot to add something. There needs to be some kind of giga dungeon where you have to beat a certain amount floors with randomly generated assets. Dungeon crawling would really add some replay ability after beating the game.
Make it optional and not required to beat the story but there needs to be a reward like materials that are usual very rare and a chore to obtain in the overworld or blacksmith recipes.
This is literally just chalice dungeons from bloodborne and it was pretty much universally hated outside a very small autist club.
yes but Ganker isn't a small club, its the most active board next to pol and ive never seen anyone praise the design here, its only ever mentioned as annoying that bosses/unique enemies are locked down there
Anon you replied to originally.
That sounds like something fun to do. One thing open world games tend to do is lean on procedural generated worlds. BotW even did it with the humans using the Mii Maker. BotW with a world 'seed' could have Hispaniced things up tremendously.
boy people sure seem excited for this
BotW as a foundation opens up so many possibilities. TotK reusing the overworld is a damper, it should have been an entirely new world or a world beyond Hyrule. On the other hand, they could do something awesome this time around.
It's a make-it-break-it type of scenario for me.
Zelda getting fatter from Link's cooking
leggings get tighter and tighter
she makes a comment that they're about to RIP
more of Riju. I hope she stays as a womanlet.
She's not a womanlet just a child
Gerudo develop faster, so there's a possibility that she remains as a womanlet
we haven't seen a single new thing. unironically deadgayme
Anon I don't like the situation we're in either but lying just makes you sound gay.
I'm sorry its just we haven't gotten any news recently and I'm dooming bros...
Don't worry, bro, I get it. Lich Ganon is basically the only thing that's interested me since the game was announced.
And the time travel leak, I guess, but that was, y'know, a leak.
i'm surprised nothing about this game has really leaked, guess nintendo has locked shit down
Besides time travel, there was also the teardrop and skydiving mechanics getting leaked by patents.
But yeah, no major leaks. Nintendo probably has the entire company under threat of death if anything gets out.
those leaks were what, 2 years ago at this point? it's been a while for certain.
A zelda game would be nice instead of what we got last time.
Seethe. BoTW was the most Zelda Zelda game since nes. have a nice day you whiny moron.
It was not. No dungeons, and despite being the largest gameworld, had the least variety in either enemies or dungeons totaling less than 30 enemy types and less than 15 boss types.
Unfathomabley based. BotW was the ultimate Zelda.
Minor spelling mistake, I win.
I would like to see it not being a sequel
A way to remove/circumvent durability on weapons.
Basically Elden Ring with Zelda dungeon puzzles but the tendies on this site will throw a shitfit if anyone dare mention elden ring.
Perhaps Miis weren't the best thing to make NPCs out of.
The ability to feed zelda
Zelda paying for her crimes
Isn't that highly inefficient?
He’s been posting it for 6 years
wait so a whole weapon doesn't even last for a single enemy?
Yes, big reason the durability system is so hated. Most weapons seriously get 15-20 hits in, the absolute best stuff gets about 40.
And you can't even repair them either.
That's one of the more fragile and weak weapons in the endgame. But a better one like a Royal Claymore would probably only go through a couple bokoblins. Durability isn't a big deal but HP bloat with stronger enemies definitely is, especially because stuff like fall damage doesn't scale so the game starts to encourage you to play lame in situations like that. It's one of the game's bigger flaws
>t. BotW is my favorite game
A new VA for Zelda, the one in BotW was unbearable
This is the pic you were looking for.
they made her that thicc on purpose
they animated that scene on purpose
Look forward to bony, malnourished Zelda once Link finally gets around to getting her out of that hole.
Link wearing the Hero's Tunic throughout.
I want the game to fucking come out already.
Well since they are obviously taking away the Master Sword until endgame, they should make unique weapons repairable. Like Miphas Spear should behave like the MAster Sword in BotW
The Champion weapons technically were repairable, it's just that the repair method was fucking stupid.
I'd rather get a set of weak but unbreakable weapons that can be upgraded however I want as main quest rewards, personally.
The weapon upgrade system in Age of Calamity wasn't half bad. Combine that with something like the forge system in Dragon Quest XI and ToTK would be set.
Underwater shit and underground shit. They went with sky shit, the lamest option.
I hope Ganondorf stays a Lich.
Since Link can't be a Wizard and Zelda's Zelda, someone has to be
Same. I miss cunning sorcerer Gannondorf. Mindless malice goo and Pig Ganon aren't as fun.
Pig Ganon > All other Ganons
Maybe in the 2D games, but in 3D the pig form always feels like the most disappointing part of the fight (with the exception of OoT, in which both of the forms were equally disappointing). Fights against a giant enemy in general are kind of hard to get right.
Go, jannies, go! Earn that salary!
Zelda farting abilities
why did this thread in particular inspire this gay ass spam
New random gay that hates Zelda. Having 100 separate photos of 'Cado Cock makes him feel superior or something.
sounds pretty gay to have that many cocks on your person
A troll. Nothing more, nothing less. Do not feed.
Goddesses save us...
Preferably a Golden Goddess.
H*lia need not apply.
sex with zelda girls
has he finished the zelda pregnancy yet?
Haven't checked in a bit but it's nearing the end. Maybe.
How long does it take to beat BotW?
I dunno, how long do you plan on wandering around before curbstomping the Calamity?
40+ hours for an average play through
Should I buy a Switch specifically for this game? I did that with the first BotW, but it was a release title, and the scarcity in the market meant I could resell the Switch for more than I paid for it, which I did - I don't think I can get away with that this time around. If I should, should I buy the special edition Switch, or just a regular OLED? I'm genuinely tempted to spend $300+ to play this game.
If the release a special edition for TOTK, just trade in your switch for it.
Not unless you already have some games for it that you like. Giving yourself a 1gaem machine is just wasteful.
If you don't care about that, wait for the special edition to be officially announced and see if it has an OLED variant. Then make your decision on how much you think you'll be playing undocked.
To clarify, I purchased a Switch on release to play BotW, then resold it, and turned a profit due to the scarcity of the market. I do not currently own a Switch, but I am considering repurchasing one to play TotK, and am curious which model is best to buy.
An OLED TOTK model “leaked” so you could wait for that if it exists. If not just get a regular OLED
Better dungeon content for the love of god
I got fired from my job because someone called and told on me for saying gay bros on facebook. Then my gf just broke up with me. I don't care about SHIT
Did something trigger this guy?
Talking about zelda
Enemy variety, side quests with fun gameplay and good storylines, DUNGEONS, cool rewards for exploring that isn’t just the same sword you can find anywhere else
Probably going to be alone on this, but I wouldn't mind Kinstone pieces being rewards again. That was a fun minigame. Learning new sword attacks via Tiger Scrolls like the Roll Attack and Downthrust wouldn't be bad options either.
I'd be down for all those suggestions.
Ganondorf becoming an ally and in a poly relationship with link and zelda
Link get sodomised by Ganon while Zelda watches.
How about the game having some attack variety? Combat blows, BOTW has less moveset variety than Dark Souls, which came out 6 years earlier
>All BOTW attacks:
>Lynel weak point strike (being really generous with this one since every weapon acts identically here)
>Weapon types: Sword, Heavy Weapon, Spear, Katana, Heavy Katana, "blunt" (Club/Boomerang/Torch/Wand) and "other" (Leaf and Spring Hammer)
>At most, 56 attacks
>All Dark Souls attacks
>standing light combo
>standing heavy combo
>moving light combo
>moving heavy combo
>running light swing
>running heavy swing
>rolling light swing
>rolling heavy swing
>backstep light swing
>backstep heavy swing
>falling light swing
>falling heavy swing
>multiply these by 2 for the 2 handed versions
>critical attack/parry punish
>28 possible attacks for a single weapon, already half of BOTW's entire moveset
>Weapon types include but not limited to Swords, Clubs, Great Hammers, Greatswords, Daggers, Curved Swords, Great Curved Swords, Katanas, Whips, Spears, Ultra Greatswords, Fist weapons, and unique boss weapon like Quelaag's Furysword or Artorias' Sword
>Katana, Heavy Katana
The Windcutter I think it was? There was another katana in the game?
Windcutter, thanks I could remember that weapon being unique but couldn't remember its name.
Also I forgot the Scythes in Dark Souls, lol
Zelda will never be a FromSoftware game. The sooner you accept that, the happier you'll be.
>Zelda will never be a FromSoftware game.
So it won't be good then?
If the only games that are good are FromSoftware games, they why the fuck are you even here? God, I hate you gays more than words can describe. "Hey, I like game X! I'd like to talk about game X!" Then you gays show up in droves, "NO! GAME X HAS TO BE GAME Y BECAUSE I SAY IT'S GOOD AND IF EVERY GAME ISN'T A COPY IT'S SHIT!"
Fuck off somewhere else. Make an Elden Ring thread. Do something. Stop trying to make every game a copy of whatever shit makes your peepee hard and leave me to play what I like.
>Stop trying to make every game a copy of whatever shit makes your peepee hard
He says in a thread about the Zelda that just copied shit from other popular games because the series was going down the tubes
Miyazaki said Elden Ring took a lot from BoTW.
Okay? Nintendo devs said BotW took a lot from other games. TotK probably will too
Of course I don't want Zelda to be Souls. I'm shitposting lad. But seriously, Zelda was such an innovator when it came to Sword combat in Ocarina of time, but now it's derivatives (like Dark Souls) have clearly surpassed it while Zelda's combat itself is less interesting then its own titles. What went wrong?
>so it will* be good then
FromSoftware is the new PlatniumGames for Ganker
Chad lion mane ganondorf
less of gay Link and more war veteran Link
No Link has ever been nor will ever be war vet Link. No Zelda game is ever going to be that kind of jaded edgelord of game. The whole series is a celebration of youthful heroism and fairytales. Half the versions of him were under 13.
>more lore and connection with previous Zelda games (especially golden goddess lore)
>more enemy variety
>darknuts, Peahats, Amos knights, Poes, Floor/Wallmasters, Geldman, Goriya, Ball and chain Knight, and water enemies like the giant Octos in WW pls
>magical instrument for Link to play
>more development for Sidon, Yunobo, Riju and Teba
>Roc's cape and molemits because they're my favorite items
A treacherous tower/Cave of Ordeals/Savage Labyrinth minigame.
>no poes (can drop gear, no excuse)
>no armos (can also drop gear, so no excuse here either)
>no beamos (could even fit in with guardians)
>no likelikes (eats gear, meaning it can also drop it)
>no wall/floor master
botw failed as a zelda game and barely has any of the primary reoccurring enemies that have been in the franchise since (or near) the start, literally only having keese and octoroks
the only way totk will succeed in my eyes is if it has more of the franchise long enemies.
guardians are beamos
there's zero need for a sentry laser turret enemy when the game already has multiple types of it already
>brought back Lynel
>brought back Hinox
>brought back Wizardrobe
More is better in this case, but as a LTTP fan, I was pretty happy that they brought back some classics that recent games hadn't included.
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