Zelda dating sim when?

Zelda dating sim when?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When it's at the brink of not existing like Fire Emblem was. Unfortunately you Black folk bought those non-Zelda games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >non-Zelda
      Zelda has been 3D, 2D, birde's eye view, oever the shoulder and side scroller. It's a genre with tons of style changes and the one core element between them is the sense of adventure and exploration. Botw/Totk were adventure incarnate even without traditional item gating or dungeons. I'd love to see them balance the games to be more linear and put dungeons back in while leaving the open world the same, but if you think those aren't Zelda games then you have worms where your brain should be.

      Not every Zelda game needs to be a clone of OoT.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Every mainline zelda game since link to the past until the botw games has had themed dungeons where you unlock new weapons and items for progression. You disingenuous loser. Why do you have to lie to justify liking botw?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >SIMPsons meme
      >not parroting the worthless opinion of a dumb Black person
      Pick none and rope yourself

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you post anime then?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so. About zora heads
    Is that dolphin ponytail made of fat and no muscles or is it part of the cranium structure of the head? Since you're implying that hylians and zora mingle I need some logistical answers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably cartilage and feels like sharks do firmness wise.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dating simulators are for homosexuals

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can just make it yourself now that recompilations are within reach

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't. That requires actual work and I'm too busy making 4 hour video game essays.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Link rises to the challenge
    >local female fish dies
    What nintendo meant by that?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A proper zelda game, but with dating mechanics
    Make sure to return home safely to your wife

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which Zelda is probably the hairiest down there?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They are equally perfectly bushy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They all shave.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom row, second from the left definitely doesn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're all blessed with no pubic hair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      def

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >what if Zelda was a dyke

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          imagine the yellow pubes

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Curly blonde bush smelling faintly of urine and cheese.

            literally me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Easily her and anyone who says otherwise is moronic.

        It's like an inversion. The shorter the hair on top of her head, the thicker her bush becomes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ginger Zelda

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Curly blonde bush smelling faintly of urine and cheese.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Easily her and anyone who says otherwise is moronic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We were genuinely robbed
          Aonuma is a moron

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Zeldas final hairstyle turned out just fine, or else it wouldn't have generated even more fanart than her BOTW design did.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shine light at fish breasts
    >still "shadows" under breasts

    It's just variation of skin tone, but for what purpose?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fish coloring tends to favor lighter underbellies and darker backs due for camouflage (if you look up underwater it's more illuminated, if you look down it's dark), so that tit shadow makes no sense for survival. This is an obvious sexual trait and she knows it.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just a reminder that if anthropomorphic goats and Hylians can frick and produce viable offspring then fish and Hylians can too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        duh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >goats
        dragons.
        dragons?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just a reminder that if anthropomorphic goats and Hylians can frick and produce viable offspring then fish and Hylians can too.

          They're moon rabbits.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Uh actually Zora, Rito and Zonai are all of the spirit race and only copy the appearance and morphology of avian & marine animals like some sort of chimeras.
          Zoras became bird people when exposed to Valoo's scales, he is a Dragon & a Spirit of the Sky. They react to "spirit" powers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't a few Zora in the series have human blood?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shadow cast at the exact spot a flashlight is pointing

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://h-flash.com/the-legend-of-zelda-sim-date/

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i really can't believe there's so little love for mipha.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda femanons cosplaying better be all natural down there. I feel the need to floss

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mipha a downgrade because she cant have a bush?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      can ruto have a bush?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      can ruto have a bush?

      Pubic scales. It provides armour

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A-against what?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Unwanted penises

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Zora become Rito
        >Pubic scales become pubic feathers

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine how soft the Rito are down there. Like a little pussy pillow

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    link best girl

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to fail like Fire Emblem first. Then that homosexual Aonuma will probably cave and give gamers what they really want

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how matted and mangled the old potion ladies are down there in Zelda 1

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >light from underneath
    >shadow under breasts
    Black magic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      do zoragays really?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >flashlight below mipha, pointing upwards
    >mipha lit from the top
    ruined, can't jack off anymore

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