Zelda sure is pretty

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tainted by ganon's bbc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not only is this anon gay, he is also gay for boar wiener

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why all Zelda threads devolve into cuckoldry fantasies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big bokoblin club
      Damn, no wonder she looks blind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sees attractive girl
      >thinks about penis
      Zesty monke needs the BWC

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    licking the shit out of zelda's ass until I contract a tapeworm

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's loyal too. Her story in TotK was better than most stories in the series. morons who just want to play a genderblob and think Zelda is problematic can't appreciate the brand of feminine heroism she showed. They think if she's not swinging a sword she can't be heroic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only gripe i have with the game is that Link should have been taller.
      Im not a manlet and i dont want to be a manlet. Nobody does.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah I like him being small. it makes everything he does 100x more impressive.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather get Young/Toon Link at that point.
          Better than Aonuma's androgynous manlet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious how the troonyera crowd still wants nintendo to have zelda wear a link skinsuit and be le badass lady is badass she can swing a sword too!!!

      they're never getting rid of one of their most popular and iconic characters you stupid moron homosexuals, if she's playable one day it'll be like princess peach showtime, different gameplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People REALLY believed that shit when Totk was first revealed too. Just because... she cut her hair?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was personally really disappointed that her sacrifice had absolutely no repercussions - she doesn't even remember it. She should have been permanently altered, either staying as a dragon or becoming a weird dragon-person who is basically feral. The ending of TotK is too clean.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The repercussion was that she was a dragon waiting for her husband to wake up for thousands of years. She earned her happy ending.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree in a vacum, but as a direct sequel to BotW its kino.
        >Both link and zelda lose their families in the calamity
        >all of their friends, acquaintances and allies die
        >Their homes are destroyed utterly
        >One gets amnesia and the other is trapped with Ganon for 100 years
        >At the end Link slowly recovers enough of himself to finish the fight they lost. The only thing Link manages to save is Zelda herself
        >In the sequel he nearly loses her too, and against all odds they manage to cheat fate and stop Zelda from dying too, allowing Link to still have the singular thing left that he managed to save: Zelda
        Between that and the opening symmetry of failing to catch her only to catch her at the end? He saved the only thing he had left after he failed to save even that before. Pure Kino.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pure Kino.
          no. it would have only been pure kino had they alluded to the Light Dragon in BOTW or if she had otherwise been visible by looking to the sky from the Sheikah Towers.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Womb tattoo
    >From the pussy to above the belly button

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the cloth design pattern you obsessed nig

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop trying to kill my boner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, only BWC could penetrate that, get hit by a train buck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I was thinking BFC (Big Futa wiener), to be fair thats close to KFC so I'd see why you'd be confused

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BWC
        lol, lmao even

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >blackedcel seething

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seething with laughter at the idea of timmy having a huge schlong

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because you cut yours off?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you're a Black person!!!
                >y-you're a troon!!!
                which one's next lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >seething with laughter
              you are laughing while you seethe? you might be going insane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, nobody mentioned Black folk. Do you now associate womb tattoos with Black folk?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can mod a literal car in-game and go drifting
    >no nudes mods

    Are all Nintendogays gay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda farts

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when is one of those twitter homosexuals going to leak the Princess Zelda game instead of all their teasing shit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    link can not satisfy someone like her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can but Zelda is mentally ill

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit Zelda, should've stayed a dragon.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's built for bokoblin gangbangs

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why all Zelda threads devolve into cuckoldry fantasies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some trannies that probably never played Zelda wish they were Zelda and want to get fricked by Ganondorf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's what Zelinktroons get for fetishizing basic b***h vanilla into something that sounds gay as frick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't fathom anything lower in this world than a Black persontroony

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and yet that's what Zelinktroons are.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny, I actually have recently started seeing porn comments sections filled up with cuckolds roleplaying with themselves about the picture even when the picture has absolutely no implication of NTR. Most recent example I saw was a POV blowjob slop image (white girl white guy) that had one comment “this is the pic I send my bf tehehe”” and another something like “you are so much bigger than my boyfriend”. NTRoons are basically self-inserting as random women and fantasizing about cucking men as them. Can see why troons, lgbt and cucks are all fellow travelers

          With trannies almost comes across as a way of dealing with their shame, punishing themselves. An apology for the male side of themselves. Like very negative self talk, punishing themselves for being inadequate sissies as men or whatever.

          I'm genuinely curious why there's such a link between transgenderism and BDSM.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your art is transphobic
            how do i attain this power

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even know the context, honestly. Was probably just a futa or a trap but the artist used the terms 'futa' or 'trap' instead of 'trans'

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NTRvember

            Every time it's trannies into the blacked and cuck stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because zelda and link are too white for israelites

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks yellow to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm so glad they're finally gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it happens in every nintendo game thread, nintentroons are all into NTR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        funny, i always assumed snoys are the cucks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          zelda threads
          mario threads
          pokemon threads
          fire emblem threads
          xenoblade threads
          all of them have cuckposting, all of them are nintendo games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but mario, zelda and xenoblade(at least 2)
            out those cucks as parasites that never played their games
            there is nothing even hinting at zelda wanting to frick ganondorf, it's literally just trannies projecting their homosexualry for ganondorf onto the next possible character

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but mario, zelda and xenoblade(at least 2)
            out those cucks as parasites that never played their games
            there is nothing even hinting at zelda wanting to frick ganondorf, it's literally just trannies projecting their homosexualry for ganondorf onto the next possible character

            You can't jerk off to Link in peace without them to force cucked ganon and bokoblin and blacked ugly bastard shit on you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >jerking off to link
              homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they dont. its literally just threads like this where the OP is ai trash or some zelink ship thread. normal zelda threads are not like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same as the meltdown that Twitter had over this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh what's wrong with this picture?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          twitter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            funny how this show has becky literally lusting over the dad yet they focus on completely innocent anya stuff

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The little girl is sitting in her dad's lap, which porn-addled modern brains think is inappropriate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same as the meltdown that Twitter had over this.

          Theres some pretty good rule34 of this ad surprisingly. I think twitter xisters were pissed off at mcdonalds for uhh cultural appropriation or some bullshit when its a nothingburger

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cultural appropriation
            Wait, what?
            I'm not the other guy who asked, but now I'm genuinely curious.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The meal costed them $50

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh what's wrong with this picture?

        Feeding your children McDonalds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of pornography. It's really that simple. People are pornbrained and there is a large quantity of cuckold porn involving this character. I also think

      Funny, I actually have recently started seeing porn comments sections filled up with cuckolds roleplaying with themselves about the picture even when the picture has absolutely no implication of NTR. Most recent example I saw was a POV blowjob slop image (white girl white guy) that had one comment “this is the pic I send my bf tehehe”” and another something like “you are so much bigger than my boyfriend”. NTRoons are basically self-inserting as random women and fantasizing about cucking men as them. Can see why troons, lgbt and cucks are all fellow travelers

      [...]
      With trannies almost comes across as a way of dealing with their shame, punishing themselves. An apology for the male side of themselves. Like very negative self talk, punishing themselves for being inadequate sissies as men or whatever.

      I'm genuinely curious why there's such a link between transgenderism and BDSM.

      are onto something here - there is a lot of shame these days for being a straight male who is a sexual being, especially if you aren't very handsome and successful (Chad). So instead of getting off to the idea of fricking a woman, they do this shit where they imagine themselves either as the woman in the porn, or as a third party being cucked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So instead of getting off to the idea of fricking a woman, they do this shit where they imagine themselves either as the woman in the porn

        In a lot of ways though, it's the girl being punished too. So I don't exactly get that part.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >straight male
        > they imagine themselves either as the woman in the porn, or as a third party being cucked.
        if you do that, you are not a straight male. self inserting as a woman and cuckshit are exclusively troony territory

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes sense though because their previous identity was an effeminate man, and obviously that's a part that brings them a lot of shame. They hate the idea of being perceived as a crossdressing pervert, and they want to kill that part of themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I blame fugtrup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda is extremely mediocre, so the threads always devolve into porn. Gameplay discussion isn't a thing here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it gets (you)s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Gankerermin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The more pure something is, the more rotten people want to destroy and corrupt it. You can use this and peach/bowser as an indication to how creepy someone is irl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bowser is a bad example. He's an adorable chubster cute pet looking monster who is also a huge dork with self esteem issues and makes up for it with his grandiose persona.
        Ganon cuck I do get, especially disgusting ass pig ganon. Ganon barely has a personality.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if Peach is the one corrupting Bowser tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Makes more sense than the opposite.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same. I like Bowser, but the Ganon and bokoblin stuff is gross no matter what. Though in general I don't really like bimboification corruption shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all
      Some 'Zelda girls' threads can be comfy to draw for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials not think about another mans wiener challenge impossible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because pajeets are angry they'll never be white

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, only BotW threads do because it's zoomer slop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brown balding millennials

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony discorders are paid (with fake promises of being important some day) to try and shit on everything that normal people like. Their handlers know most 41% themselves before growing suspicious that there is no reward at all.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's 17. Not legal yet, Ganker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in america

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Royal guest.
    she was getting passed around between Mineru and Rauru. Sonia was completely oblivious to it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shipping Link and Zelda wasn't a good idea or even playing up the idea of them being a couple is bad.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is called ZELDA.
    When do we get to play zelda and save link?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boy do I got the game for (You).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What where they thinking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just noticed that the zelda design on the cover is totally different than the one in the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This OST slaps

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neat, I've never actually heard the soundtrack before.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI sloppa

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny, I actually have recently started seeing porn comments sections filled up with cuckolds roleplaying with themselves about the picture even when the picture has absolutely no implication of NTR. Most recent example I saw was a POV blowjob slop image (white girl white guy) that had one comment “this is the pic I send my bf tehehe”” and another something like “you are so much bigger than my boyfriend”. NTRoons are basically self-inserting as random women and fantasizing about cucking men as them. Can see why troons, lgbt and cucks are all fellow travelers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are given too much freedom with the internet, they are straight up brainrotted. I hope that solar flare comes around sooner or later

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty sad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >innocent airhead smile is now cheating
        Porn has ruined people.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prettiest Zelda ever, they finally got her right.
    >a nothing character for almost the whole series
    >never really cared about Zelda, personally, when Malon and Ruto are around
    >Skyward Sword turns her into a manic pixie dream girl™
    >I appreciated the attempt to give her character, at least
    >finally, BotW Zelda not only has agency, but is cute as frick and has a fat ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zelda finally has agency
      >3/4 of hyrule dies because of her
      Hmmmm...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that means she did something.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can do something and not have it result in the death of over half the population. Compare to OoT Zelda who told Link about the Master Sword and how to get it, and made sure he got the Ocarina even when fleeing for her life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All I was saying was that she had agency. She had her own motivations and inner conflicts and is more of a character than she was in the 2D games. OoT was the start of giving her agency.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OoT Zelda
            Basically got Link to hand Ganondorf the Triforce. Then punted him back into the past because she had a woman moment and once again fricked things up for everyone. Before BOTW/TOTK, I'd call her the worst.
            Now, the Toon Zeldas? Those are where all the quality went.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Basically got Link to hand Ganondorf the Triforce
              Technically, that's the Deku Tree's fault for sending Link out to seek her at all

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically, it's the Golden Goddesses' fault for not making it harder for Ganondorf to get into the Sacred Realm.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd say it was pretty hard as is since he had to bank on the actual hero showing up to pull the sword, assuming Link never did he'd either die the second he touched it or, if he survived, fail to pull it and then immediately get all of hyrule on his ass for attempted treason

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >attempted treason
                >attempted
                The only reason Ganondorf wasn't publicly executed before the game even started is because the King of Hyrule is even more moronic than his daughter.
                And iirc Ganondorf may have killed the royal messengers so the Gorons and Zoras couldn't warn the King after he tried robbing them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And iirc Ganondorf may have killed the royal messengers so the Gorons and Zoras couldn't warn the King after he tried robbing them.
                If he gets as far as being in the same room as the master sword, that's enough to be counted as treason alone. Someone's going to notice, and castle town is too close to the castle for him to get away with killing all witnesses.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd say it was pretty hard as is

                Not hard enough, obviously.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I miss the Golden Goddesses.
                I will never forgive Fujibayashi for what he did.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ganondorf forced him to eat the Gohmas, he wasn't of sound mind when he sent Link on his journey.
                Then again, the OOT Deku Tree is implied to be a bit of an butthole, so maybe he went along with it anyways.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ganondorf asked nicely for the Kokiri Emerald but the Great Deku Tree just HAD to make a "you're barking up the wrong tree" pun and paid dearly for it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That outfit looks moronic.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's a temptress

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not as pretty as him

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn I miss having sex

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganon is so luck

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit thread

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just know she fricks green men

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a hidden qanon tattoo I'm not seeing? Why are people so mad at this thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the usual trannies

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda games should include some tasteful nudity; that would make them so much better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically agree. I remember being told that Link "skinnydips" in BotW and hearing people say how fun it is to run around "naked," when in fact neither of these things is true.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe nintendo is making shit like this. This is demeaning to women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.

      >be Zelda
      >be smarmy moron who refuses to use her powers for good
      >stand around all day and look at frogs and flowers
      >kingdom gets destroyed and eevryone dies
      >only now do you use your powers because you're sad
      >have to get someone else to save the day for you
      >learn nothing for the sequel and make everything even worse

      The fact that you don't get to kill her at the end is a damn shame. What a horrible character.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the fan art comes in horrible colors.BOTW is a cursed game when it comes to colors.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to view paradise simply look at her and view it

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Riju is prettier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally the color of poo

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda sure is pretty ugly

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does Zelda pussy feels like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Salty bags of rupees

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Zelda. She would never hurt me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Zelda.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really? I always thought BOTW Zelda was probably the most plain-looking Zelda but I guess zoomer taste is different.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we all know the true princess fit for Link

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally built for lonlon ranch IYKYK

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick a twunk Link while he fricks Zelda.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI slop, support your local lewd artists

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for bokoblins

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to anomoly investigations, the part people kept saying people actually play in Rise
    >100% dead, can't join any game even searching random, no one joins mine
    Sad

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