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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its going to be a huge downgrade unless Kane Parsons get full creative control with the project.
    Here's whats going to happen: Some smarty pants are going to come in and ask them to change important stuff for mass market appeal, and James Wan will not understand Kane's subtlety in horror and instead add jumpscares and stuff.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A24 is cool with werid shit and subtlety

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how does it differ from house of leaves?

        I've only seen everything everywhere and it sucked ass
        the mom and daughter were such cartoony characters. almost walked out of the theatre.
        godland looks cool though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >how does it differ from house of leaves?
          Backrooms is literally House of Leaves but without everything that made House of Leaves intellectually stimulating.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you could say it's house of leaves but just the house part
            hey have you read house of leaves? because I have a joke I came up with about house of leaves that I've always wanted to tell but none of my friends have read it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I have read House of Leaves. It's a fantastic book. And I don't mean to sound pretentious, but it's probably one of the most complex books out there and reading it is like solving a puzzle. You got one plotline about the couple who move into the spooky house, another plotline about a documentary about the couple, and then a third plotline about someone who found the documentary and is being chased by... something... as a result.

              It's really good. And just reducing it to the spooky hidden dimension part completely misunderstands a lot of what the book is trying to do. Part of the meta narrative is you being hunted by the 'something' as you're reading the book, because it's something you're not supposed to know about. The book is a confusing labyrinth, and there is a Minotaur in the book. Blew my mind when I first read it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah yeah I've read it too it's good.
                okay here's the joke:
                "If I was Will Navidson, they would have had to rename the book 'House of *leaves*', because I would leave immediately after the Five and a Half Minute Hallway lmao"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you autistic?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no
                am I to take this to mean that you didn't like the joke

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if the allowed the 5 minute long pie eating scene in A Ghost Story, I'm sure they won't try to force any jumpscares into this one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      James Wan doesn't even do jump scares anymore. He makes shit like Malignant which was more comedic than scary.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Malignant was great

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >genuinely discussing and talking about the backrooms as if it's actual horror
      Am I missing something or is all of Ganker underage as shit now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just because it's horror doesn't mean it's scary. There's a lot of shit that falls under that genre's umbrella

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You are samegayging the shit out of this post. Nobody cares about this indie shit, it's never been good.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What? Did you reply to the wrong post?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >as if it's actual horror
        He does a good job at it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically The Backrooms videos are a lot more spooky than most horror movies and games coming out right now.

          The only time I would've found this shit remotely interesting is before I hit my teens. Even then I'd be cringing a little. Please, grow up.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Whenever someone tells me to grow up on here I can only think they have a massive lack of self awareness

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You people are the same people who would've called Marble Hornets a mastercraft of the genre and a complete genius back in the day. But I bet you were born just as he was starting out, weren't you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell is wrong with Marble Hornets? that was a good series.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Rose tinted glasses, anon. Maybe go have another look.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Name something scarier than this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                marble hornets part 1 was good I wasn't following it any more after they took a break though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't watch an hour of that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the monster design is pretty shit but its still pretty amazing that a 16 year old made this, good for him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically The Backrooms videos are a lot more spooky than most horror movies and games coming out right now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >unironically

          >unironically

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pic
          Having an enormous backrooms map with intense depth fog like that would be pretty fricking scary, especially if you have to backtrack for minutes at a time and have to move up and down levels constantly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe because zoomers have been conditioned that ”horror” is cheap jumpscares between lulls. All slow burners boggle their mind.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know, this thread alone is painfully full of underage tweens who think they're pseudo-geniuses for being scared of empty rooms.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, people born in 2005 are old enough to post here now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We are going to reach a point in no less than 5 years that people born in 2010 are 18 years old.
            The things the generation(s) after us are going to be nostalgic for are not things like Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, and Dreamcast, but rather the brown and bloom gears of war era of games.

            My point is the reason that it feels like people who are underage are posting here is because even if they meet the official age criteria for being on Ganker, they are of different mindsets than we are, who have seen the world before the internet. Many people who are afraid of analog horror were not alive when people watched stuff with VHS tapes like we were, they were probably watching DVDs and Blu-Ray. It's the reason you see some series that don't get the VHS effects correct.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >but rather the brown and bloom gears of war era of games.
              Where the frick have you been? nostalgia threads for Fallout 3 Halo and Gears have been a thing for ages now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Where the frick have you been?
                Here, mostly.
                I don't really use normalgay social media like twitter or facebook, it's cancer. I didn't even use myspace back in the day.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You clearly haven't because I have no idea how you've missed the countless nostalgia threads for games like Halo and Fallout 3 on Ganker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just assume those are baiting and shitposting. Though, granted, I also like Halo 1 through 3 so I never really minded that in particular.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Congratulations, you were born in 2010 apparently

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                1994 actually, but this is the part where you, a total anonymous stranger on the internet, give me a (You) where you state that you absolutely sure that you know otherwise about another anonymous stranger on the internet what their age is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just saying, enjoying something that came out when you were 10 is the entire criteria for being a child 20 years later as decided by morons that don't understand the passage of time

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno man. Even having seen it before there's so much shit now that it might be elevating everything else.

              I was all in Marble Hornets when it came out, but even then I liked that but not Tribe twelve. I like Kane's stuff but most backrooms stuff is total trash.

              People trying to make it generational are what shock me. You're right this shit ain't new, and just like then people like it a lot, some don't, and some don't get it at all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >People are nostalgic for things from when/before they were born
              No moron, they'll be nostalgic for shit from 2015-2020
              It's only a coincidence that those things also happen to include shit from 7th gen consoles that never progressed past that point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You now James Wan is fricking awesome right and is going to make something badass with Parsons full involvement?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kane Parsons is going to be director on the project so there is hope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Kane’s subtlety in horror
      Holy shit you’re a massive moron if you find noodle monster subtle

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't expect A24 to do anything right by this.

    So far only there's only one show that draws inspiration from the backrooms and it doesn't reference it directly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chainsaw man?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't expect A24 to do anything right by this.

        So far only there's only one show that draws inspiration from the backrooms and it doesn't reference it directly

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No clue why morons think liminal space shit is "zoomer" as if horror movies weren't using it since the dawn of film. So many fricking horror movies that partly take place in some hospital that is clearly supposed to have people, but is weirdly empty for creep factor.

    I also doubt Ganker knows who the frick James wan is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >liminal space
      moron spotted.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Neither will you homosexual zoomer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          BYW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      James wan has been spamming theaters and streaming services with movies for over a decade. I'm sure plenty on this board know who he is or have seen at least one of his films.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he directed fast and furious 7 and both aquaman movies for gods sake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the Shining is all “liminal horror”

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being the Black person on /x/ who got his idea stolen by a fricking zoomer.
    Not only idea btw, but also money obviously

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think any anon has the right to care about what people do with their OC. Once you post it on this website, it belongs to it, not you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I lowkey feel bad for him doe.
        Atleast its producer should acknowledge about backroom origins that is from this site. Idea is still idea anon, it was formed by someone else's creativity, although that creativity is a fricking backroom with le liminal space, but still.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah we lost gay ass millennial homosexuals fricking up Zoomer kino

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being the guy who wrote this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not six million but six HUNDRED million? Oooooh the horror!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, when the movie comes out that anon will go public and reveal himself as David Katzenspiel, the true and original creator of that post to whom all future royalties are owed and if you dare question his authorship oh boy you do not want to do that btw David says transrights

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not how law works.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously, which is why he will never see any royalty checks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was partially a shitpost though, was never going to amount to anything serious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its the reality of creating original content anonymously. People can and will steal your shit to post on other websites.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        proud, I imagine. if I was that anon, unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.

        >unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
        I never share serious ideas on imageboards and I imagine most other anons with serious ideas don't either.

        this I why I don't share my ideas
        If you have an interesting idea, and the resources to make it, and if everything lines up perfectly, you just might make it bros

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have some bad news about your second and third qualifiers.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            do share

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Most don't have the resources, and everything won't line up perfectly.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >everything won't line up perfectly
                that's why I said might
                no need for defeatism, you gotta make a calculated gamble after passing a certain threshold of quality without assuming you'll succeed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Incorrect, that leads to endless revisions and never actual releasing perfectionism. Take your shot, do it the best you can. Edit it TWICE MAXIMUM and then post it. Move on until you think you can do the idea better with more experience from other projects.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's literally what I said

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda sorta. "Threshold for quality" isn't something you should aspire to, because it's subjective as all hell. Plus for every talented person putting out a passion project there's countless million shits squirted out that make as much money

                Now that's a hell I don't want to experience. Something you feel you only did "okay' on blowing up while the thing you like gets ignored.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this, it happened to me, i was in a WEG thread, and gave an idea bout a story about a guy who mistakenly gets sent to a woman's prison, 6 months after that, almost a dozen of those are being made.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Japan did it way before you did bud.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. I've lost count of the amount of OC I've made that's been reposted or outright stolen for use in thumbnails and shit. It's a b***h, but it's what you sign up for.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That person could not have gotten that greenlit by anyone anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I told you gays to stop posting those threads. Something deep inside me was telling me that this was gonna lead to a new cancer. I knew it was gonna be poached by r*dditors and tw*tter zoomers but you didn't listen. You morons kept going HOW DO WE SAVE THE HORROR GENRE again and again and again while posting that stupid fricking image. This is the reality you created, this is what you deserver, now suffer in it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      proud, I imagine. if I was that anon, unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
        I never share serious ideas on imageboards and I imagine most other anons with serious ideas don't either.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I usually stalk the game ideas threads to steal some for my own

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I share them because I know for a fact I'll never actually put in the effort to make them a reality and thus would rather someone else does.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. I've seen dumb MSpaint shitposts I made get reposted and used as banners and thumbnails and get edited and stuff and every time I go "neat".

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          same. i made a trollface variant in 2011 and still see it posted today. makes me smile.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mspainted kumatora smoking a cigarette and I see it posted occasionally

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              based
              for me it's a couple of those "man with hands on face/I love to murder" edits - the one with zergface that got made into a /k/ banner, and the one of the british redcoat that got made into a template for various different napoleonic factions

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could scan all those "post your anime idead" threads on Ganker and see how many of those have been turned into WN in Narou

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          by Japanese?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying there aren't nips lurking here RIGHT NOW.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This was me. How do I collect royalties?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being the guy who wrote this.

        Honestly this is actually a good example of why IP law can be bad. Imagine if someone owned the backrooms IP and all those fan works would be illegal.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope half the movie is the scientists running a contractor pitch with the government to build low income housing in the backrooms.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy with a cracked phone camera filming a music video trips while trying to film a closeup of his dancer cousin's fat ass
      >YO I FELL, WHERE ARE Y'ALL AT?
      >TYRESE? DEQWAN? WHY'S THE WALLPAPER LOOK LIKE PISS DOWN HERE
      >DON'T FRICK WITH ME homie, SOMEONE COME GET ME
      >They actually do come get him
      >Movie turns into a gang war fighting the meme monsters for territory

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A24 is good as is James Wan. No reason for me to assume it will be bad.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >psyops movie company making it
    wow fantastic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's so psyop about A24?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically good for him, I hope studio meddling or having an actual budget doesn't ruin it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day autist, stop posting this leftist troony image that only serves to prove you don't understand language
        Just because you are of straight origin does not mean you aren't a homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You sure are, commie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        New words are added to the dictionary every year. Stop using some 7 year old image

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >trusting dictionaries
          https://archive.md/D4Id8
          https://www.them.us/story/dictionary-bomb-threat-merriam-webster-woman
          https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/merriam-webster-changes-the-definition-of-female/
          https://archive.md/dPjjh
          https://www.iwf.org/2022/07/28/merriam-webster-changes-definition-of-female/
          https://archive.md/iB1Ry
          https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/merriam-webster-changed-the-definitions-of-the-words-female-and-girl
          https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/merriam-webster-changed-the-definitions-of-the-words-female-and-girl
          https://archive.md/kYjuc

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE....IT JUST HECKIN DOESN'T!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >trusting dictionaries
          https://archive.md/D4Id8
          https://www.them.us/story/dictionary-bomb-threat-merriam-webster-woman
          https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/merriam-webster-changes-the-definition-of-female/
          https://archive.md/dPjjh
          https://www.iwf.org/2022/07/28/merriam-webster-changes-definition-of-female/
          https://archive.md/iB1Ry
          https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/merriam-webster-changed-the-definitions-of-the-words-female-and-girl
          https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/merriam-webster-changed-the-definitions-of-the-words-female-and-girl
          https://archive.md/kYjuc

          Do dictionaries even mean anything since we don’t have one authority for the English language like Spanish does?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But we do have one authority for the English language, it's that autist posting his shitpost image everywhere which sources non-English languages

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically have a nice day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BASED. You got them homosexuals in a 'tard rage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys /hap/ homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >demostrate
        can't even spell correctly, the fricking irony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, morons will continue to misuse words and make typos and things will change to accommodate them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fortunately, this is neither of those things
          Go back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They think they're going against the world by purposefully doing moronic shit, which pretty just proves that they're snotty teenagers or younger. Any attempt to reason with them is pointless, just let them grow out of the phase.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >puts in a semicolon and commas to look smart
        >makes a typo anyways

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's A24. The budget will be 2 million dollars and it won't be a real horror film, but more of like a "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" type of tickle your balls version of horror.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the Peter Tench scene set to cartoon sound effects? that shit was hysterical

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I found it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Genuine improvement

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    james wan used to be so good, what happened wanbros

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good for Kane Pixels dude has serious talent and it's good he's been recognised for it.
    Also Gemini Home Entertainment movie when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gemini Home Entertainment
      We don't take too kindly to you folk around these parts, this is Monument Mythos country

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly overrated and has devolved into schizo rambling. Also Alex is a massive moron that somehow got always with abusing his girlfriend by using his dad’s death as an excuse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >has devolved into schizo rambling
          You mean 'has not existed for the last year'

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You mean 'has not existed for the last year'
            anon....

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He likes to connect his different universes sometimes, but they are still separate until proven otherwise

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ANON A TEASER VIDEO OF THE SEASON 3 OF THE MONUMENT MYTHOS HAS BEEN POSTED FIVE DAYS AGO

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know, it's coming back
                He still took a break from it for the last year to make increasingly schizophrenic shitposts

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The A N T I B I D E N might have something to say about that, Jack.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This kind of pisses me off in a way like he didn't invent the backrooms as a concept, he doesn't animate shit (it's all mocap) and he just steals models off the internet. I have absolutely zero, and I do mean ZERO, clue why zoomies chose him compared to the tens of thousands of other backroom homosexuals out there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather spooky corporate coverup dealings to endless level grinding isekai MMO interpretations.
      Also his directing techniques are good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The inevitable end of series are when shady government bodies get involved and muh secret society and muh secret labs, secret scientists and blah blah blah. It's just SCP in disguise, don't let it fool you. Also his techniques are just camcorder and security footage. Will give him a point for that monster scare in I think the first or second video where it just makes a quiet chirp behind the recorder, now that was scary.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          SCP is okay. There's a reason it became big. The problem is it's more trash than good.

          If someone was like "An SCP movie is coming out" I genuinely couldn't have an opinion on it until I saw it, because it could be about the trump SCP. The DUDE WEED guys, a trans satellite, or actual cool shit done well. Or actual cool shit done poorly like those Taskforce youtube videos.

          Same with this. If Kane has directorial say it should be okay. It's neat to watch as is and has a good narrative and he's got some feel for cinematography using smart tricks with cameras to make up for his modeling and animation shortcomings that is world consistent. Shows more care and better execution than most trash out there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No one is saying he did invent it. All he did was take the Backrooms and tell a story about what would happen if some research facility discovered the Backrooms in real life. He makes it realistic in the dialouge and directing, it seems almost exactly like what would happen if a team of scientists discovered the backrooms and it got out of control.
          [...]
          >It's just SCP in dsiguise
          Oh no way anon. Go look up what others are doing the backrooms- THAT is SCP in disguise. He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth). The fact that he thought that out instead of throwing in a giant blue puppet that chases you around makes him stand heads and shoulders above the rest.
          [...]
          It started filming this month. It looks like it has a lot of potential to be real good based on the casting and Scott being in charge of the script.

          Thing is Kane Pixels series never focus on the scribble monster
          It appears sure but 90% of his videos are about exploring the Backrooms or looking at the Backrooms through the lens of a shady Government body trying to understand the place.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this. It is treated more like another unknown threat than the focus of series. I liked in his interview that he explained how he'd love to just explore the backrooms himself, which I think is shown really well in his direction for his series. Speaking of, here's his interview if anyone wants to listen to it:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one is saying he did invent it. All he did was take the Backrooms and tell a story about what would happen if some research facility discovered the Backrooms in real life. He makes it realistic in the dialouge and directing, it seems almost exactly like what would happen if a team of scientists discovered the backrooms and it got out of control.

      The inevitable end of series are when shady government bodies get involved and muh secret society and muh secret labs, secret scientists and blah blah blah. It's just SCP in disguise, don't let it fool you. Also his techniques are just camcorder and security footage. Will give him a point for that monster scare in I think the first or second video where it just makes a quiet chirp behind the recorder, now that was scary.

      >It's just SCP in dsiguise
      Oh no way anon. Go look up what others are doing the backrooms- THAT is SCP in disguise. He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth). The fact that he thought that out instead of throwing in a giant blue puppet that chases you around makes him stand heads and shoulders above the rest.

      Where is the FNAF movie?

      It started filming this month. It looks like it has a lot of potential to be real good based on the casting and Scott being in charge of the script.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth).

        Audience:
        >"Holy shit, Spoogledoo does it again! What a master deeeerector, just look at the monster! It so clearly represents the male sperm and the character, his target for feminine affection in a male dominated atmosphere. and THIS is master class."
        Spoogledoo:
        >"Frick I can't model worth shit. Time to download a balloon model I found online and draw a happy face on it heh."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it honestly is impressive what he’s done with basically 0 money

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but why is this always a point normies like to make? You can seriously do this yourself too for zero dollars, just download Blender, use stock sounds, if you have VR then good use it to capture motion, otherwise just animate lightly. It's really really not that difficult.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ok so go do it then, i as a normal person would genuinely love to see you create something interesting with so little at your disposal. Normal people lack the creativity necessary to put something like that together anon, it requires effort and talent.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But anon, I've been doing just that for the last 3 years to big success but zero acclaim.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the FNAF movie?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >anons on Ganker create new trend/meme
    >others make millions off it
    Every single time, when will it end

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When you morons stop posting ideas here and also stop viewing not wanting to be a lazy neet forever as selling out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't be sharing your ideas for free then you stupid prick. everything on Ganker is free and belongs to nobody unless you make some kind of clear trademark it's public domain.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is neat but I really think the format of analog horror is better in non-movie format, when you have to fill the time of a whole ass movie or TV show filler is inevitable instead of deliberate dripfeeds of plot that can range anywhere from 2 minutes to 22.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't analog horror, though
      It's literally just found footage, with occasional dips into absolutely normal storytelling

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know what I meant.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great. This is how they killed the slenderman fad. I'll be glad to see it go.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    James Wan is such a fricking one trick pony.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean you don't like
      Character 1- "Boo! Haha, got you"
      *Character 2 turns around
      Monster- "BWAHHHH"

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is my Local58 movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what's this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        do a Google search for the word in the post that you don't know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          is it good?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It basically birthed Analog Horror
            It's the oldest one by far.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, will give it a shot. I remember watching some old videos like that, one about not looking at the moon. Good stuff.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you can watch everything they've ever made in the next hour, see for yourself if you want.
            IMO it's really really good until it starts displaying gay blank verse poetry about the moon. the ones without that are great

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This it? Doesn't seem to be very many videos?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      too kino for theaters honestly.
      I know that sounds self-contradictory but honestly movies suck ass now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They just had the live stream

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine posting an idea on a lithuanian groomer board only to have some youtube homosexual "borrow" your idea and make millions off of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is why I only shitpost, homosexual youtubers will only make pennies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine a lot of those "Video game idea" threads are made by venture capitalist and investors from Ganker thinking of a way to spend their gains

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They stole this from us...
    they're appropriating chan culture...

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh GOD

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >BIG CORPO INVOLVED IN [thing]
    What's good about this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You get your communist propaganda made so that you can fulfill you slave fantasy in real life.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did he get a lot better at writing or something? people ITT are praising the subtlety but I saw the first one and remember when the cameraman was looking out of a window and saying "holy shit what the frick". I rolled my eyes because it was a little juvenile and done for the sake of the audience.
    I won't knock the visuals though, they were undeniably incredible for an underageb& zoomer's solo hobby project.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      check out the rest if you haven't

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers are literally scared of old media. It doesnt even have to be haunted or anything
    >OH MY GOD IS THAT AN NES GAME
    >OH MY TWITTER IS THAT... VHS FOOTAGE OF A CURRENTLY INACTIVE SHOPPING CENTER
    >JAKE PAUL SAVE ME, ITS NOT CONTEMPORARY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what the future of this is. Old YouTube videos? Ps3 games? Those shitty 3D cartoons?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        infinitely procedurally generated elsagate AI overmind digital horror

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You made that up because you're an old person now
      "It" happened to you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>OH MY GOD IS THAT AN NES GAME
      That's a creepypasta thing and creepypastas are a millennial thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers have been on Ganker since 2010

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >THREE TICKETS FOR ME, MY WIFE AND MY WIFE’S SON FOR THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE ONIONS LATTE TO GO WITH THAT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're just underage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did you not enjoy The Lighthouse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I enjoy a film with the fricking sparkly vampire from twilight

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pattinson is one of the few good actors of his generation. It's unfortunate he'll forever be associated with 2008 moronic teenage girls touching themselves thinking about his emo vampire act.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the movie is bad because uhhh..... one of the actors played in another completely different movie that was bad

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers are literally scared of office rooms
    you can't make this shit up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Per capita, gen X is the most terrified of office rooms
      Zoomers are just scared of the phones

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You ever been into an abandoned office building before? They are scary.
      >Large 6 story building in nearby city
      >All floors aside from the bottom and top ones are completely empty
      >Each floor is one massive (Like 200 ft) dark hallway with doors on both sides
      >Windows are crusty as shit with yellowish tint
      >Ceiling tiles missing all over the place
      >Flat, grey carpets everywhere
      >Some rooms have no windows and take multiple doors to reach, meaning that they're pitch black even during the day
      And the last time I explored that place I heard someone outside the fricking elevator right as I was descending back to the 1st floor. There was no one on that floor. They must've been hiding in the restroom or in the air conditioning rooms near the elevator, which is creepy because they've always been locked every other time I've tried them in the past few years.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No surprise they're scary, they remind me of work

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you could have any piece of fictional media that came from the internet adapted into a movie what would you pic?
    I've personally always wanted to see someone make Dogscape into a movie that be the weirdest shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for the dogs and would feel worse if I had to step on them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When Day Breaks could be the most bleak kino imaginable if done right.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SCP but it's only about SCPs from series 1

        SCP-5000 is another SCP that is just begging to be adapted in some way. The mystery would be hard to pull off in a satisfying way though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mystery flesh pit national park

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The sun vanished would be cool.

      The Monument Mythos will be made into a movie or big budget TV series and it will be brilliant.

      His new shit is fricking weird and I don't know what to think about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a search and rescue officer would make a cool as frick movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover Text Adventure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SCP but it's only about SCPs from series 1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only if that's post cleanup. I don't want a movie about Able being badass and god child being god child.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Blart Flesh Mall

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's barely anything, just some pictures, but I'd really like a show or a videogame that takes after those really well painted pictures of policemen and firemen fighting monsters with axes and shotguns in the dark.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Monument Mythos will be made into a movie or big budget TV series and it will be brilliant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely cannot imagine what that would look like forced into a longer runtime
      Maybe a proper old history channel-style documentary format

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, let him do schizo documentaries

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The NCU
      Nixon Cinematic Universe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why?
      it's already real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly? Yeah, I'd probably be more interested in a Monument Mythos style show, since it'd have more than the shoe-string budget it does now.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that such small concepts can bloom into something so huge is cool honestly
    I don't get why this made Ganker so mad. I would be over the God damn moon if any of my dumb ideas got half as big as the Backrooms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is a crab bucket

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't get why this made Ganker so mad.
      Memes and other kinds of content have been stolen from Ganker for years. Decades actually. The people that steal content from places like Ganker post it on their own sites of choice with an expectation that they'll get likes/upvotes/recognition for it even though all they did was copy and paste a screenshot or text. I doubt most people want their spur-of-the-moment memes or passionate posts to get stolen by Youtubers and corporations for profit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kane Pixels was just some random kid who was good at using blender. he took a small concept he saw on Ganker and made it blow up by really pushing the idea forward with his videos brining the concept to life
        Kane took the idea and made it his own.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just look at the Ai voice threads. Some YouTube c**ts have been stealing Vocaroos made by anons and reposting them on YT getting hundreds of thousands of views. This is (your) effort these people are riding on, that's why we hate them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is just how the internet works
        Everyone steals from everyone and shit is shared and kicked around from site to site.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't want this to happen, just make your vocaroos as vile and hateful as possible. They're only able to steal it because it's safe and easily digestible for tiktok homosexuals.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer horror sucks so fricking hard, it's so boring
    it feels like it's made for some homosexual streamer to watch and talk over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This post reminds me of my actual zoomer sister who says the same shit because she doesn't understand buildup or atmosphere or anything like that and just wants action or drama or jumpscares that she can latch onto happening at all times
      I think it's an ADHD thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I once worked as a waiter and the amount of kids as young as... shit I have no clue but they were wearing nappies, that had an iPad showing Twitch gameplay plus a phone playing TikTok videos was staggering. Imagine having 4 monitors in your face from an early developmental age up to your teenage years, your brain juices would be shot and that's what we're seeing with so many zoombies these days.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm an assistant teacher, and keeping phones out of kids' hands is an exercise in futility. They are always on their phone, always on tiktok, always texting their friends. It never stops. Try to punish them, they'll start b***hing about how some other teacher let them do it, this other guy did it and didn't get in trouble, and next thing you know the parents are complaining that you're singling their child out. And it's like that for EVERY SINGLE ONE.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you really care enough to post, then you should apply for the position of a janitor. Last application wave ended several days ago, but there will be more opportunities in the future.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You think this because you're a brainmelted spastic child who cannot do anything without listening to a streamer, two youtube videos, and a spotify playlist at the same time so that you don't have to be left alone to think about anything for even a single second
    You are an empty person, and will never be anything more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TL;DR, you watched these with your homosexual streamer talking over it. And you kept staring at your sister's ass crack peaking out from her jeans and fantasizing about the world you could be living in if you just pinned her down, choked her and came inside of her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're a zoomer Black person who is listening to a streamer right now because posting is too boring

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to rape and kill your sister because you can never keep your dopamine levels high enough.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You've already done that for exactly that reason, and now you're depressed because your receptors are fried and nothing will ever be enough

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're going to rape her, you're going to hold her down and cum inside of her and slap her while she cries. And you'll do it with a streamer playing in the background.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're going to die alone with nothing but a streamer there to keep you company
                You're going to do this and still think you're better than anyone else, because you're a deluded zoomie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to rape and kill your sister because you can never keep your dopamine levels high enough.

          You've already done that for exactly that reason, and now you're depressed because your receptors are fried and nothing will ever be enough

          You're going to rape her, you're going to hold her down and cum inside of her and slap her while she cries. And you'll do it with a streamer playing in the background.

          You're going to die alone with nothing but a streamer there to keep you company
          You're going to do this and still think you're better than anyone else, because you're a deluded zoomie

          Gotta love these random ass fights that break out over these subjects from people who equally stupid but think they are above the other poster. you gays should just kiss already.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day, homosexual.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah.
            it's like the main form of post on the board these days I swear.

            have a nice day, homosexual.

            frick you you homosexual Black person stop ruining Ganker

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ywnbaw

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >le horror

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer are scared of 70s and 80s training videos too.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I swear every thread about shit like this leads to /v gays shitting themselves in rage or confusion about zoomers. most of Ganker isn't any older than 35 and yet they act like senile grandpas who don't understand a single thing those damn kids do.
    I mean do you not see how much of a tool you look acting like this? acting like anything new be it a game movie or trend is only for this younger generation and it can't in anyway relate to you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It could be literally anything, anon
      These exact same people act the exact same way and say the exact same shit about millennial horror like streamer meme games with jumpscare monsters that chase you, the literal only difference is focusing on the generational aspect because zoomers are an easy "other" to target that doesn't exist with people in the same age brackets as you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As a millenial it is a little emberrasing to see.
      I think its just a bunch of millenials can't accept they are getting older and zoomers like things they don't understand. I don't understand it all either, but I appreciate some of the stuff they make. Also I really think zoomers and the generation after them should be taken care of us by us millenials in some way (because god forbid the baby boomers take care of any of us).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I swear every thread about shit like this leads to /v gays shitting themselves in rage or confusion about zoomers. most of Ganker isn't any older than 35 and yet they act like senile grandpas who don't understand a single thing those damn kids do.
        I mean do you not see how much of a tool you look acting like this? acting like anything new be it a game movie or trend is only for this younger generation and it can't in anyway relate to you.

        It's just the new form of trolling. Go into anything popular and post that it's for trannies or zoomers and you'll get a ton of replies. For some people on here, (you)'s are everything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but trends also move a mile a minute in the internet age, the passage of time is a bit different nowadays in terms of cultural shifts.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >First 60 minutes is just about trannies and their struggles and troubles with fitting into society

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been Blumhouse. A24 is going to give you a:
    >A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, LOWKEY LIT, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, BUSSIN WIT THE DEADASS DRIP, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE ONIONS LATTE TO GO WITH THAT.
    type of horror.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >A24

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO SOMEONE IS MAKING A NON SUPERHERO MOVIE FOR A MINISCULE AUDIENCE HELP MEEE

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god damn sped up running looks funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It helps that the security camera effect with a lower framerate was used to sell the 3D animation better

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So....what does this have to do with VIDEOGAMES, huh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing it has to do with videogames is that the design of the backrooms is loosely based off of out of bounds buildings you'd find in games if you ever glitched outside the map.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >say it's scary because empty liminal spaces
    >it's actually scary because lurking threat of a monster
    uhhhh doesn't that just make it a regular monster horror?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I was kind of thinking the same thing when I watched the video lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Backrooms always had a monster in it of some kind.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what are implications

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That could be other noclipmen marauding around looking for fresh meat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's still basically a monster or some kind of threat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the monster is literally a suggestion; a hypothetical
        the main focus is clearly on the nature of the environment
        it's a traditional horror trope to suggest things beyond the scope of a story to provide background suspense

        You probably shouldn't have this much of an attachment to a two paragraph semi-shitpost creepypasta that used videogame logic anon, it's not the fricking magna carta

        you clearly have no idea what you are talking about
        there was a lot of good early backrooms stuff, entire threads of the stuff
        with ruined niche horror things there's always the origin point, which everyone knows - that screencap in this case
        then for a while there's more stuff in the same vein at a small scale, but it remains permanently obscure and uncataloged - like you think there was just that screencap and then the hyperpopular normie shit
        then there's the dumbed down re-hash which steals the core idea and explodes in popularity but its a hollow shell of the original material or its immediate derivates
        I'll again mention slenderman and scp as they are very notable examples of this exact cycle
        a lot of good early slenderman stuff is permanently lost because it was obscure and nobody bothered to save it, but that material formed the basis for the normified version

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a lot of good early slenderman stuff is permanently lost because it was obscure and nobody bothered to save it
          ive got an old harddrive with a ton of /x/ greentxtx from like 2011. I havent plugged it in in years. maybe I should open it and see if I have any obscure crap

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get normalgays
    I just don't fricking get why when they clearly want to do something that is completely different they don't make their own original thing entirely instead of stealing and raping something pre-existing to death
    as notable examples they already did it with slenderman and scp
    frick, hfy as a subgenre went extinct
    or do they just not fricking understand what the frick the things were originally

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If something gets big it will likely get a movie game or some shit. this isn't a weird concept.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The meme post was not your perfect oc donut steel anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You probably shouldn't have this much of an attachment to a two paragraph semi-shitpost creepypasta that used videogame logic anon, it's not the fricking magna carta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hfy as a subgenre went extinct
      uhh what
      theres still plenty of stories being cranked out about it. even the og classics have like 500 extra chapters and spinoffs

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What creepypasta will get a movie adaptation next?
    I want to see this turned into a short film somehow please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've always been fond of that old subway to other dimensions one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /x/ greentext stories are THE SHIT. I've read every single one since 2016. Even just one of them used correctly could make for a great game and/or short film.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the shitfister

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love that one
      The one with the skinwalker while camping in the RV is great too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The McDonald's Building

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Called creepypasta cringe bullshit back in the day
    >cut to now
    >creepypasta are becoming million dollar movies and shit

    Frick...I should've jumped on the creepypasta trend bros I should've made my own creepypasta and it could've gotten huge
    I fricked up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think is cringe bullshit now? There's your next opportunity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me but with youtube eceleb attention. I have no excuse, I just have monumental stage fright and no self esteem while people are now getting like SEGA jobs just from talking about a blue rat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just like the slenderman movie right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even though the movie was garbage, I hope Eric Knudsen still got a fat royalty check.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's fricking real
    And people say Ganker doesn't have influence over culture lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >backrooms
      >Ganker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but Ganker really popularised it with the constant ironic backrooms threads

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the endless pools and water slides. Sounds comfy frankly.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is it zoomers have to run every single meme they come across into the fricking ground

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it's easier to rewrite history of the joke when we only care about originality around here
      >Ganker found this funny and we know because of screencaps on reddit
      Same old stuff since rage comics, lemonkey face, et al.
      I'm just so disappointed in what they did to ylyl threads on /gif/.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >something new

      NOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY ISNT IT MARVEL OR SEQUEAL NUMBER 100000!!!

      REBOOT MOMMY MOVIE, PLEASE!!!

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >James Wan
    so it'll be kino

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    borges did this shit in 1941, read the library of babel my lil homies, educate yourselves with some thing actually good

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the first horror game, 3D Monster Maze is getting an adaptation
    nice

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero doubt now that The Mandela Catalogue will likely be made into a film. It's totally going to happen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who could play him?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cosmo wright

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Idris Elba

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pee-pee Poo-poo Man 2: Backroom Boogaloo.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How desperate is the world of horror movies that they're making films based on literal creepypastas now? They literally made a movie for fricking Momo, a meme that died the year it hit the internet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Except Kane Parsons stuff is really cool and isn't anything like momo

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only analog horro semi tolerable i've found is UrbanSPOOK the rest is unreasonably cringe

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    by the time this releases zoomies will have already moved on to the dooblerbeast

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't stuff getting stolen and reposted one of the rules of the internet? It's bound and garunteed to happen. It's a part of what made making, sharing, and encouraging OC so good.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to the FNAF movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They actually started filming the beginning of this month. The FNAF community is watching the production of it like a hawk. I don't think they have an ETA but knowing Blumhouse it'll probably be next year.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We already had a FNAF movie and it was good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It'll never be as entertaining as Willy's Wonderland.
      FNAF evil animatronics vs basically janitor Doomguy was amazing.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I find the lack of .gifs in this thread disappointing

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    recommend me a good creepy story to read

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know what time it is?

      Time for the official Ganker approved Creepypasta list!

      The New fish
      1999
      I'm a search and Rescue officer and I have some stories to tell
      How to survive hell
      Lost Episodes Can Be Found Again
      How to successfully ransom a child
      The Portraits
      Psychosis
      Worlds best school psychologist
      My grandmother lived under the floorboards
      Penpal
      Pale Luna
      Tales from a gas station
      The strangest security tape I have ever seen
      One in the Oven
      Rat King
      Every year on my birthday, I receive a letter
      The Princess Society/If you see her turn off the game.
      The first murder on Mars
      The girl the universe forgot
      The Pancake family
      The Harbinger Experiment
      Ted the caver
      Anomaly
      Candle Cove
      Feed the Pig
      The Third Parent
      Funnymouth
      Room zero
      Normal Porn for Normal People
      Snuff film
      We danced
      The Devils Game
      Dog's don't talk
      Happy Mommy
      Would you spend the night in the Yellow Room
      e-girlta Slave Toy Creepy Pasta
      Anansi's Goatman
      The woman with the orange
      The Portraits
      Borrasca
      NES Godzilla
      Playpen
      Dogscape
      I found a strange chat log on my dead friends computer
      If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me
      The Antiguan Giant
      We Know You Are Out There
      The showers
      Bizarre Encounters On a Tour In North Korea
      Advice from the end of eternity
      Stuck
      Necrosleep
      Long Fingers
      Digital Heaven
      The Horror from the Vault
      Training.bsp
      jvk116.esp
      11 miles
      All Eighteen lives of Omen, The Cat
      Billy Smiley’s Cul-De-Sac
      The man who ate ghosts
      The Museum of Humanity’s Final War
      My wife has been peeking at me from around corners and behind furniture
      Ben Drowned
      The Hidden Webpage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Happy Mommy
        Shit, I thought I was the only one that remembered that
        >Ben Drowned
        I thought this list was "official Ganker approved" IF YOU HEAR ME FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks! going to make a movie about these now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cool but only if you make Psychosis 1999 and Ted the Caver into high budget movies first.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I only know some of them from the sfm crepypasta youtube vids

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you're armed at the Glenmont Metro please shoot me is such a fantastic little pasta
          Also I like this one the best.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, i can´t wait to see how they are gonna frick this one up!!!

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    video games?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When are we going to admit the horror genre died with him? Nothing has come close to his popularity and impact
    FNAF may have sold more, has merchandise and a movie in the works but it never inspired a murder attempt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but it never inspired a murder attempt
      That we know of.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Modern "horror"

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >getting scared
    what am i a woman? heh heh heh

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Horror is dead, and this fricker's "THE SCIENTISTS MADE IT!!!" trope shows why. People don't understand that fear of the unknown is fear itself

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever they do, the message will be "capitalism bad" because Async wanted to sell backroom space as office space lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      corporatism =/= capitalism

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the part where twitter finds out it came from an /x/ thread and get the project shut down because all of Ganker is /misc/, right? God, I hope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >That one time twitter raided /po/ instead of /misc/

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Discover portal technology
    >How can we make a profit from this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      realistic

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >solitude and old things scary
    Fricking morons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon, being trapped alone in an eerie non-euclidean space actively trying to frick with you and also monsters is pretty spoopy
      You just don't like horror, and that's okay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >being trapped alone in an eerie non-euclidean space actively trying to frick with you and also monsters is pretty spoopy
        Man, I live in Brazil, that would be an improvement, sounds more like paradise.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, my apologies
          These types of entertainment are not for people who already live in the third world

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >non-euclidean space
        I love how Lovecraftgays like to throw this term around as a synonym for scary.
        Lovecraft was a massive moron that couldn't comprehend basic math and even wrote a story about how much he hated it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME Black personMAN

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This has nothing to do with lovecraft, and also wasn't used as a synonym for scary
          Are you genuinely moronic?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >This has nothing to do with lovecraft
            >eerie non-euclidean space
            Inbreed gorilla.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Lovecraft did not invent mathematical explorations of physical reality, he didn't even write about them
              You're a moronic Black person that can't even spell inbred

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it did. We live in a globe, all of our geometry is non-euclidean. You just used it as an adjective for a scary place, like Lovecraft.
            It's ok though, he wrote some pretty good stories, mind you, he was just too moronic to learn basic concepts and people like you keep the moronation going.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >You just used it as an adjective for a scary place
              I was using it as a direct descriptor of a literal thing, you're just too fricking stupid to realize that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I was using it as a direct descriptor of a literal thing
                No, you weren't. You could've said eerie place or room or anything else, you just wanted to evoke lovecraft's spooky ambience.
                You're just proving you're more moronic with each post.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You could've just said eerie place or room
                I could've, but then that would've been less descriptive, and not communicated how the physical space is warped
                Describing it as just non-euclidean also would have been less descriptive, which is why I included the word 'eerie' to specify the spooky tone, but you're too mentally damaged to notice that
                Stop trying to pretend that you're not an invalid, and stop bringing up Lovecraft like he's the only author you've ever heard of

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lovecraftgays are hilarious, they always devolve into this type of moronic self-validating homosexual whenever you point out their favorite author was a moron.
                I guess that's why you like using his terms so much.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The only lovecraftgay here is you, anon
                You need to go back

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So why the frick did Alex’s girlfriend “forgive” him for raping her (does your dad dying making you super horny or something?) but still make a call out google doc that got leaked? Did he pay her off to keep silent?

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