Its going to be a huge downgrade unless Kane Parsons get full creative control with the project.
Here's whats going to happen: Some smarty pants are going to come in and ask them to change important stuff for mass market appeal, and James Wan will not understand Kane's subtlety in horror and instead add jumpscares and stuff.
I've only seen everything everywhere and it sucked ass
the mom and daughter were such cartoony characters. almost walked out of the theatre.
godland looks cool though
>how does it differ from house of leaves?
Backrooms is literally House of Leaves but without everything that made House of Leaves intellectually stimulating.
you could say it's house of leaves but just the house part
hey have you read house of leaves? because I have a joke I came up with about house of leaves that I've always wanted to tell but none of my friends have read it
I have read House of Leaves. It's a fantastic book. And I don't mean to sound pretentious, but it's probably one of the most complex books out there and reading it is like solving a puzzle. You got one plotline about the couple who move into the spooky house, another plotline about a documentary about the couple, and then a third plotline about someone who found the documentary and is being chased by... something... as a result.
It's really good. And just reducing it to the spooky hidden dimension part completely misunderstands a lot of what the book is trying to do. Part of the meta narrative is you being hunted by the 'something' as you're reading the book, because it's something you're not supposed to know about. The book is a confusing labyrinth, and there is a Minotaur in the book. Blew my mind when I first read it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
yeah yeah I've read it too it's good.
okay here's the joke:
"If I was Will Navidson, they would have had to rename the book 'House of *leaves*', because I would leave immediately after the Five and a Half Minute Hallway lmao"
1 year ago
Anonymous
are you autistic?
1 year ago
Anonymous
no
am I to take this to mean that you didn't like the joke
You people are the same people who would've called Marble Hornets a mastercraft of the genre and a complete genius back in the day. But I bet you were born just as he was starting out, weren't you?
1 year ago
Anonymous
What the hell is wrong with Marble Hornets? that was a good series.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Rose tinted glasses, anon. Maybe go have another look.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Name something scarier than this
1 year ago
Anonymous
marble hornets part 1 was good I wasn't following it any more after they took a break though
>Pic
Having an enormous backrooms map with intense depth fog like that would be pretty fricking scary, especially if you have to backtrack for minutes at a time and have to move up and down levels constantly.
We are going to reach a point in no less than 5 years that people born in 2010 are 18 years old.
The things the generation(s) after us are going to be nostalgic for are not things like Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, and Dreamcast, but rather the brown and bloom gears of war era of games.
My point is the reason that it feels like people who are underage are posting here is because even if they meet the official age criteria for being on Ganker, they are of different mindsets than we are, who have seen the world before the internet. Many people who are afraid of analog horror were not alive when people watched stuff with VHS tapes like we were, they were probably watching DVDs and Blu-Ray. It's the reason you see some series that don't get the VHS effects correct.
>but rather the brown and bloom gears of war era of games.
Where the frick have you been? nostalgia threads for Fallout 3 Halo and Gears have been a thing for ages now.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Where the frick have you been?
Here, mostly.
I don't really use normalgay social media like twitter or facebook, it's cancer. I didn't even use myspace back in the day.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You clearly haven't because I have no idea how you've missed the countless nostalgia threads for games like Halo and Fallout 3 on Ganker
1 year ago
Anonymous
I just assume those are baiting and shitposting. Though, granted, I also like Halo 1 through 3 so I never really minded that in particular.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Congratulations, you were born in 2010 apparently
1 year ago
Anonymous
1994 actually, but this is the part where you, a total anonymous stranger on the internet, give me a (You) where you state that you absolutely sure that you know otherwise about another anonymous stranger on the internet what their age is.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm just saying, enjoying something that came out when you were 10 is the entire criteria for being a child 20 years later as decided by morons that don't understand the passage of time
I dunno man. Even having seen it before there's so much shit now that it might be elevating everything else.
I was all in Marble Hornets when it came out, but even then I liked that but not Tribe twelve. I like Kane's stuff but most backrooms stuff is total trash.
People trying to make it generational are what shock me. You're right this shit ain't new, and just like then people like it a lot, some don't, and some don't get it at all.
>People are nostalgic for things from when/before they were born
No moron, they'll be nostalgic for shit from 2015-2020
It's only a coincidence that those things also happen to include shit from 7th gen consoles that never progressed past that point
No clue why morons think liminal space shit is "zoomer" as if horror movies weren't using it since the dawn of film. So many fricking horror movies that partly take place in some hospital that is clearly supposed to have people, but is weirdly empty for creep factor.
I also doubt Ganker knows who the frick James wan is.
James wan has been spamming theaters and streaming services with movies for over a decade. I'm sure plenty on this board know who he is or have seen at least one of his films.
I lowkey feel bad for him doe.
Atleast its producer should acknowledge about backroom origins that is from this site. Idea is still idea anon, it was formed by someone else's creativity, although that creativity is a fricking backroom with le liminal space, but still.
Don't worry, when the movie comes out that anon will go public and reveal himself as David Katzenspiel, the true and original creator of that post to whom all future royalties are owed and if you dare question his authorship oh boy you do not want to do that btw David says transrights
proud, I imagine. if I was that anon, unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
>unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
I never share serious ideas on imageboards and I imagine most other anons with serious ideas don't either.
this I why I don't share my ideas
If you have an interesting idea, and the resources to make it, and if everything lines up perfectly, you just might make it bros
Most don't have the resources, and everything won't line up perfectly.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>everything won't line up perfectly
that's why I said might
no need for defeatism, you gotta make a calculated gamble after passing a certain threshold of quality without assuming you'll succeed
1 year ago
Anonymous
Incorrect, that leads to endless revisions and never actual releasing perfectionism. Take your shot, do it the best you can. Edit it TWICE MAXIMUM and then post it. Move on until you think you can do the idea better with more experience from other projects.
1 year ago
Anonymous
that's literally what I said
1 year ago
Anonymous
Kinda sorta. "Threshold for quality" isn't something you should aspire to, because it's subjective as all hell. Plus for every talented person putting out a passion project there's countless million shits squirted out that make as much money
Now that's a hell I don't want to experience. Something you feel you only did "okay' on blowing up while the thing you like gets ignored.
this, it happened to me, i was in a WEG thread, and gave an idea bout a story about a guy who mistakenly gets sent to a woman's prison, 6 months after that, almost a dozen of those are being made.
This. I've lost count of the amount of OC I've made that's been reposted or outright stolen for use in thumbnails and shit. It's a b***h, but it's what you sign up for.
I told you gays to stop posting those threads. Something deep inside me was telling me that this was gonna lead to a new cancer. I knew it was gonna be poached by r*dditors and tw*tter zoomers but you didn't listen. You morons kept going HOW DO WE SAVE THE HORROR GENRE again and again and again while posting that stupid fricking image. This is the reality you created, this is what you deserver, now suffer in it.
proud, I imagine. if I was that anon, unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
>unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
I never share serious ideas on imageboards and I imagine most other anons with serious ideas don't either.
based
for me it's a couple of those "man with hands on face/I love to murder" edits - the one with zergface that got made into a /k/ banner, and the one of the british redcoat that got made into a template for various different napoleonic factions
>Guy with a cracked phone camera filming a music video trips while trying to film a closeup of his dancer cousin's fat ass >YO I FELL, WHERE ARE Y'ALL AT? >TYRESE? DEQWAN? WHY'S THE WALLPAPER LOOK LIKE PISS DOWN HERE >DON'T FRICK WITH ME homie, SOMEONE COME GET ME >They actually do come get him >Movie turns into a gang war fighting the meme monsters for territory
have a nice day autist, stop posting this leftist troony image that only serves to prove you don't understand language
Just because you are of straight origin does not mean you aren't a homosexual
They think they're going against the world by purposefully doing moronic shit, which pretty just proves that they're snotty teenagers or younger. Any attempt to reason with them is pointless, just let them grow out of the phase.
It's A24. The budget will be 2 million dollars and it won't be a real horror film, but more of like a "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" type of tickle your balls version of horror.
Incredibly overrated and has devolved into schizo rambling. Also Alex is a massive moron that somehow got always with abusing his girlfriend by using his dad’s death as an excuse
This kind of pisses me off in a way like he didn't invent the backrooms as a concept, he doesn't animate shit (it's all mocap) and he just steals models off the internet. I have absolutely zero, and I do mean ZERO, clue why zoomies chose him compared to the tens of thousands of other backroom homosexuals out there.
The inevitable end of series are when shady government bodies get involved and muh secret society and muh secret labs, secret scientists and blah blah blah. It's just SCP in disguise, don't let it fool you. Also his techniques are just camcorder and security footage. Will give him a point for that monster scare in I think the first or second video where it just makes a quiet chirp behind the recorder, now that was scary.
SCP is okay. There's a reason it became big. The problem is it's more trash than good.
If someone was like "An SCP movie is coming out" I genuinely couldn't have an opinion on it until I saw it, because it could be about the trump SCP. The DUDE WEED guys, a trans satellite, or actual cool shit done well. Or actual cool shit done poorly like those Taskforce youtube videos.
Same with this. If Kane has directorial say it should be okay. It's neat to watch as is and has a good narrative and he's got some feel for cinematography using smart tricks with cameras to make up for his modeling and animation shortcomings that is world consistent. Shows more care and better execution than most trash out there.
No one is saying he did invent it. All he did was take the Backrooms and tell a story about what would happen if some research facility discovered the Backrooms in real life. He makes it realistic in the dialouge and directing, it seems almost exactly like what would happen if a team of scientists discovered the backrooms and it got out of control.
[...] >It's just SCP in dsiguise
Oh no way anon. Go look up what others are doing the backrooms- THAT is SCP in disguise. He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth). The fact that he thought that out instead of throwing in a giant blue puppet that chases you around makes him stand heads and shoulders above the rest.
[...]
It started filming this month. It looks like it has a lot of potential to be real good based on the casting and Scott being in charge of the script.
Thing is Kane Pixels series never focus on the scribble monster
It appears sure but 90% of his videos are about exploring the Backrooms or looking at the Backrooms through the lens of a shady Government body trying to understand the place.
Yeah this. It is treated more like another unknown threat than the focus of series. I liked in his interview that he explained how he'd love to just explore the backrooms himself, which I think is shown really well in his direction for his series. Speaking of, here's his interview if anyone wants to listen to it:
No one is saying he did invent it. All he did was take the Backrooms and tell a story about what would happen if some research facility discovered the Backrooms in real life. He makes it realistic in the dialouge and directing, it seems almost exactly like what would happen if a team of scientists discovered the backrooms and it got out of control.
The inevitable end of series are when shady government bodies get involved and muh secret society and muh secret labs, secret scientists and blah blah blah. It's just SCP in disguise, don't let it fool you. Also his techniques are just camcorder and security footage. Will give him a point for that monster scare in I think the first or second video where it just makes a quiet chirp behind the recorder, now that was scary.
>It's just SCP in dsiguise
Oh no way anon. Go look up what others are doing the backrooms- THAT is SCP in disguise. He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth). The fact that he thought that out instead of throwing in a giant blue puppet that chases you around makes him stand heads and shoulders above the rest.
Where is the FNAF movie?
It started filming this month. It looks like it has a lot of potential to be real good based on the casting and Scott being in charge of the script.
>He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth).
Audience: >"Holy shit, Spoogledoo does it again! What a master deeeerector, just look at the monster! It so clearly represents the male sperm and the character, his target for feminine affection in a male dominated atmosphere. and THIS is master class."
Spoogledoo: >"Frick I can't model worth shit. Time to download a balloon model I found online and draw a happy face on it heh."
Not him but why is this always a point normies like to make? You can seriously do this yourself too for zero dollars, just download Blender, use stock sounds, if you have VR then good use it to capture motion, otherwise just animate lightly. It's really really not that difficult.
Ok so go do it then, i as a normal person would genuinely love to see you create something interesting with so little at your disposal. Normal people lack the creativity necessary to put something like that together anon, it requires effort and talent.
You shouldn't be sharing your ideas for free then you stupid prick. everything on Ganker is free and belongs to nobody unless you make some kind of clear trademark it's public domain.
This is neat but I really think the format of analog horror is better in non-movie format, when you have to fill the time of a whole ass movie or TV show filler is inevitable instead of deliberate dripfeeds of plot that can range anywhere from 2 minutes to 22.
you can watch everything they've ever made in the next hour, see for yourself if you want.
IMO it's really really good until it starts displaying gay blank verse poetry about the moon. the ones without that are great
did he get a lot better at writing or something? people ITT are praising the subtlety but I saw the first one and remember when the cameraman was looking out of a window and saying "holy shit what the frick". I rolled my eyes because it was a little juvenile and done for the sake of the audience.
I won't knock the visuals though, they were undeniably incredible for an underageb& zoomer's solo hobby project.
zoomers are literally scared of old media. It doesnt even have to be haunted or anything >OH MY GOD IS THAT AN NES GAME >OH MY TWITTER IS THAT... VHS FOOTAGE OF A CURRENTLY INACTIVE SHOPPING CENTER >JAKE PAUL SAVE ME, ITS NOT CONTEMPORARY
>THREE TICKETS FOR ME, MY WIFE AND MY WIFE’S SON FOR THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE ONIONS LATTE TO GO WITH THAT.
Pattinson is one of the few good actors of his generation. It's unfortunate he'll forever be associated with 2008 moronic teenage girls touching themselves thinking about his emo vampire act.
You ever been into an abandoned office building before? They are scary. >Large 6 story building in nearby city >All floors aside from the bottom and top ones are completely empty >Each floor is one massive (Like 200 ft) dark hallway with doors on both sides >Windows are crusty as shit with yellowish tint >Ceiling tiles missing all over the place >Flat, grey carpets everywhere >Some rooms have no windows and take multiple doors to reach, meaning that they're pitch black even during the day
And the last time I explored that place I heard someone outside the fricking elevator right as I was descending back to the 1st floor. There was no one on that floor. They must've been hiding in the restroom or in the air conditioning rooms near the elevator, which is creepy because they've always been locked every other time I've tried them in the past few years.
If you could have any piece of fictional media that came from the internet adapted into a movie what would you pic?
I've personally always wanted to see someone make Dogscape into a movie that be the weirdest shit.
It's barely anything, just some pictures, but I'd really like a show or a videogame that takes after those really well painted pictures of policemen and firemen fighting monsters with axes and shotguns in the dark.
The fact that such small concepts can bloom into something so huge is cool honestly
I don't get why this made Ganker so mad. I would be over the God damn moon if any of my dumb ideas got half as big as the Backrooms
>I don't get why this made Ganker so mad.
Memes and other kinds of content have been stolen from Ganker for years. Decades actually. The people that steal content from places like Ganker post it on their own sites of choice with an expectation that they'll get likes/upvotes/recognition for it even though all they did was copy and paste a screenshot or text. I doubt most people want their spur-of-the-moment memes or passionate posts to get stolen by Youtubers and corporations for profit.
Kane Pixels was just some random kid who was good at using blender. he took a small concept he saw on Ganker and made it blow up by really pushing the idea forward with his videos brining the concept to life
Kane took the idea and made it his own.
Just look at the Ai voice threads. Some YouTube c**ts have been stealing Vocaroos made by anons and reposting them on YT getting hundreds of thousands of views. This is (your) effort these people are riding on, that's why we hate them.
If you don't want this to happen, just make your vocaroos as vile and hateful as possible. They're only able to steal it because it's safe and easily digestible for tiktok homosexuals.
This post reminds me of my actual zoomer sister who says the same shit because she doesn't understand buildup or atmosphere or anything like that and just wants action or drama or jumpscares that she can latch onto happening at all times
I think it's an ADHD thing
I once worked as a waiter and the amount of kids as young as... shit I have no clue but they were wearing nappies, that had an iPad showing Twitch gameplay plus a phone playing TikTok videos was staggering. Imagine having 4 monitors in your face from an early developmental age up to your teenage years, your brain juices would be shot and that's what we're seeing with so many zoombies these days.
I'm an assistant teacher, and keeping phones out of kids' hands is an exercise in futility. They are always on their phone, always on tiktok, always texting their friends. It never stops. Try to punish them, they'll start b***hing about how some other teacher let them do it, this other guy did it and didn't get in trouble, and next thing you know the parents are complaining that you're singling their child out. And it's like that for EVERY SINGLE ONE.
If you really care enough to post, then you should apply for the position of a janitor. Last application wave ended several days ago, but there will be more opportunities in the future.
You think this because you're a brainmelted spastic child who cannot do anything without listening to a streamer, two youtube videos, and a spotify playlist at the same time so that you don't have to be left alone to think about anything for even a single second
You are an empty person, and will never be anything more
TL;DR, you watched these with your homosexual streamer talking over it. And you kept staring at your sister's ass crack peaking out from her jeans and fantasizing about the world you could be living in if you just pinned her down, choked her and came inside of her.
You're going to rape her, you're going to hold her down and cum inside of her and slap her while she cries. And you'll do it with a streamer playing in the background.
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Anonymous
You're going to die alone with nothing but a streamer there to keep you company
You're going to do this and still think you're better than anyone else, because you're a deluded zoomie
You're going to rape and kill your sister because you can never keep your dopamine levels high enough.
You've already done that for exactly that reason, and now you're depressed because your receptors are fried and nothing will ever be enough
You're going to rape her, you're going to hold her down and cum inside of her and slap her while she cries. And you'll do it with a streamer playing in the background.
You're going to die alone with nothing but a streamer there to keep you company
You're going to do this and still think you're better than anyone else, because you're a deluded zoomie
Gotta love these random ass fights that break out over these subjects from people who equally stupid but think they are above the other poster. you gays should just kiss already.
I swear every thread about shit like this leads to /v gays shitting themselves in rage or confusion about zoomers. most of Ganker isn't any older than 35 and yet they act like senile grandpas who don't understand a single thing those damn kids do.
I mean do you not see how much of a tool you look acting like this? acting like anything new be it a game movie or trend is only for this younger generation and it can't in anyway relate to you.
It could be literally anything, anon
These exact same people act the exact same way and say the exact same shit about millennial horror like streamer meme games with jumpscare monsters that chase you, the literal only difference is focusing on the generational aspect because zoomers are an easy "other" to target that doesn't exist with people in the same age brackets as you
As a millenial it is a little emberrasing to see.
I think its just a bunch of millenials can't accept they are getting older and zoomers like things they don't understand. I don't understand it all either, but I appreciate some of the stuff they make. Also I really think zoomers and the generation after them should be taken care of us by us millenials in some way (because god forbid the baby boomers take care of any of us).
I swear every thread about shit like this leads to /v gays shitting themselves in rage or confusion about zoomers. most of Ganker isn't any older than 35 and yet they act like senile grandpas who don't understand a single thing those damn kids do.
I mean do you not see how much of a tool you look acting like this? acting like anything new be it a game movie or trend is only for this younger generation and it can't in anyway relate to you.
It's just the new form of trolling. Go into anything popular and post that it's for trannies or zoomers and you'll get a ton of replies. For some people on here, (you)'s are everything
Should have been Blumhouse. A24 is going to give you a: >A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, LOWKEY LIT, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, BUSSIN WIT THE DEADASS DRIP, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE ONIONS LATTE TO GO WITH THAT.
type of horror.
the only thing it has to do with videogames is that the design of the backrooms is loosely based off of out of bounds buildings you'd find in games if you ever glitched outside the map.
>say it's scary because empty liminal spaces >it's actually scary because lurking threat of a monster
uhhhh doesn't that just make it a regular monster horror?
the monster is literally a suggestion; a hypothetical
the main focus is clearly on the nature of the environment
it's a traditional horror trope to suggest things beyond the scope of a story to provide background suspense
You probably shouldn't have this much of an attachment to a two paragraph semi-shitpost creepypasta that used videogame logic anon, it's not the fricking magna carta
you clearly have no idea what you are talking about
there was a lot of good early backrooms stuff, entire threads of the stuff
with ruined niche horror things there's always the origin point, which everyone knows - that screencap in this case
then for a while there's more stuff in the same vein at a small scale, but it remains permanently obscure and uncataloged - like you think there was just that screencap and then the hyperpopular normie shit
then there's the dumbed down re-hash which steals the core idea and explodes in popularity but its a hollow shell of the original material or its immediate derivates
I'll again mention slenderman and scp as they are very notable examples of this exact cycle
a lot of good early slenderman stuff is permanently lost because it was obscure and nobody bothered to save it, but that material formed the basis for the normified version
>a lot of good early slenderman stuff is permanently lost because it was obscure and nobody bothered to save it
ive got an old harddrive with a ton of /x/ greentxtx from like 2011. I havent plugged it in in years. maybe I should open it and see if I have any obscure crap
I don't get normalgays
I just don't fricking get why when they clearly want to do something that is completely different they don't make their own original thing entirely instead of stealing and raping something pre-existing to death
as notable examples they already did it with slenderman and scp
frick, hfy as a subgenre went extinct
or do they just not fricking understand what the frick the things were originally
You probably shouldn't have this much of an attachment to a two paragraph semi-shitpost creepypasta that used videogame logic anon, it's not the fricking magna carta
>hfy as a subgenre went extinct
uhh what
theres still plenty of stories being cranked out about it. even the og classics have like 500 extra chapters and spinoffs
/x/ greentext stories are THE SHIT. I've read every single one since 2016. Even just one of them used correctly could make for a great game and/or short film.
Me but with youtube eceleb attention. I have no excuse, I just have monumental stage fright and no self esteem while people are now getting like SEGA jobs just from talking about a blue rat.
It's because it's easier to rewrite history of the joke when we only care about originality around here >Ganker found this funny and we know because of screencaps on reddit
Same old stuff since rage comics, lemonkey face, et al.
I'm just so disappointed in what they did to ylyl threads on /gif/.
How desperate is the world of horror movies that they're making films based on literal creepypastas now? They literally made a movie for fricking Momo, a meme that died the year it hit the internet.
Isn't stuff getting stolen and reposted one of the rules of the internet? It's bound and garunteed to happen. It's a part of what made making, sharing, and encouraging OC so good.
They actually started filming the beginning of this month. The FNAF community is watching the production of it like a hawk. I don't think they have an ETA but knowing Blumhouse it'll probably be next year.
Time for the official Ganker approved Creepypasta list!
The New fish
1999
I'm a search and Rescue officer and I have some stories to tell
How to survive hell
Lost Episodes Can Be Found Again
How to successfully ransom a child
The Portraits
Psychosis
Worlds best school psychologist
My grandmother lived under the floorboards
Penpal
Pale Luna
Tales from a gas station
The strangest security tape I have ever seen
One in the Oven
Rat King
Every year on my birthday, I receive a letter
The Princess Society/If you see her turn off the game.
The first murder on Mars
The girl the universe forgot
The Pancake family
The Harbinger Experiment
Ted the caver
Anomaly
Candle Cove
Feed the Pig
The Third Parent
Funnymouth
Room zero
Normal Porn for Normal People
Snuff film
We danced
The Devils Game
Dog's don't talk
Happy Mommy
Would you spend the night in the Yellow Room
e-girlta Slave Toy Creepy Pasta
Anansi's Goatman
The woman with the orange
The Portraits
Borrasca
NES Godzilla
Playpen
Dogscape
I found a strange chat log on my dead friends computer
If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me
The Antiguan Giant
We Know You Are Out There
The showers
Bizarre Encounters On a Tour In North Korea
Advice from the end of eternity
Stuck
Necrosleep
Long Fingers
Digital Heaven
The Horror from the Vault
Training.bsp
jvk116.esp
11 miles
All Eighteen lives of Omen, The Cat
Billy Smiley’s Cul-De-Sac
The man who ate ghosts
The Museum of Humanity’s Final War
My wife has been peeking at me from around corners and behind furniture
Ben Drowned
The Hidden Webpage
>Happy Mommy
Shit, I thought I was the only one that remembered that >Ben Drowned
I thought this list was "official Ganker approved" IF YOU HEAR ME FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
When are we going to admit the horror genre died with him? Nothing has come close to his popularity and impact
FNAF may have sold more, has merchandise and a movie in the works but it never inspired a murder attempt
Yes anon, being trapped alone in an eerie non-euclidean space actively trying to frick with you and also monsters is pretty spoopy
You just don't like horror, and that's okay
>being trapped alone in an eerie non-euclidean space actively trying to frick with you and also monsters is pretty spoopy
Man, I live in Brazil, that would be an improvement, sounds more like paradise.
>non-euclidean space
I love how Lovecraftgays like to throw this term around as a synonym for scary.
Lovecraft was a massive moron that couldn't comprehend basic math and even wrote a story about how much he hated it.
Lovecraft did not invent mathematical explorations of physical reality, he didn't even write about them
You're a moronic Black person that can't even spell inbred
Yes, it did. We live in a globe, all of our geometry is non-euclidean. You just used it as an adjective for a scary place, like Lovecraft.
It's ok though, he wrote some pretty good stories, mind you, he was just too moronic to learn basic concepts and people like you keep the moronation going.
>You just used it as an adjective for a scary place
I was using it as a direct descriptor of a literal thing, you're just too fricking stupid to realize that
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I was using it as a direct descriptor of a literal thing
No, you weren't. You could've said eerie place or room or anything else, you just wanted to evoke lovecraft's spooky ambience.
You're just proving you're more moronic with each post.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>You could've just said eerie place or room
I could've, but then that would've been less descriptive, and not communicated how the physical space is warped
Describing it as just non-euclidean also would have been less descriptive, which is why I included the word 'eerie' to specify the spooky tone, but you're too mentally damaged to notice that
Stop trying to pretend that you're not an invalid, and stop bringing up Lovecraft like he's the only author you've ever heard of
1 year ago
Anonymous
Lovecraftgays are hilarious, they always devolve into this type of moronic self-validating homosexual whenever you point out their favorite author was a moron.
I guess that's why you like using his terms so much.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The only lovecraftgay here is you, anon
You need to go back
So why the frick did Alex’s girlfriend “forgive” him for raping her (does your dad dying making you super horny or something?) but still make a call out google doc that got leaked? Did he pay her off to keep silent?
Its going to be a huge downgrade unless Kane Parsons get full creative control with the project.
Here's whats going to happen: Some smarty pants are going to come in and ask them to change important stuff for mass market appeal, and James Wan will not understand Kane's subtlety in horror and instead add jumpscares and stuff.
A24 is cool with werid shit and subtlety
how does it differ from house of leaves?
I've only seen everything everywhere and it sucked ass
the mom and daughter were such cartoony characters. almost walked out of the theatre.
godland looks cool though
>how does it differ from house of leaves?
Backrooms is literally House of Leaves but without everything that made House of Leaves intellectually stimulating.
you could say it's house of leaves but just the house part
hey have you read house of leaves? because I have a joke I came up with about house of leaves that I've always wanted to tell but none of my friends have read it
I have read House of Leaves. It's a fantastic book. And I don't mean to sound pretentious, but it's probably one of the most complex books out there and reading it is like solving a puzzle. You got one plotline about the couple who move into the spooky house, another plotline about a documentary about the couple, and then a third plotline about someone who found the documentary and is being chased by... something... as a result.
It's really good. And just reducing it to the spooky hidden dimension part completely misunderstands a lot of what the book is trying to do. Part of the meta narrative is you being hunted by the 'something' as you're reading the book, because it's something you're not supposed to know about. The book is a confusing labyrinth, and there is a Minotaur in the book. Blew my mind when I first read it.
yeah yeah I've read it too it's good.
okay here's the joke:
"If I was Will Navidson, they would have had to rename the book 'House of *leaves*', because I would leave immediately after the Five and a Half Minute Hallway lmao"
are you autistic?
no
am I to take this to mean that you didn't like the joke
if the allowed the 5 minute long pie eating scene in A Ghost Story, I'm sure they won't try to force any jumpscares into this one
James Wan doesn't even do jump scares anymore. He makes shit like Malignant which was more comedic than scary.
Malignant was great
>genuinely discussing and talking about the backrooms as if it's actual horror
Am I missing something or is all of Ganker underage as shit now?
Just because it's horror doesn't mean it's scary. There's a lot of shit that falls under that genre's umbrella
You are samegayging the shit out of this post. Nobody cares about this indie shit, it's never been good.
What? Did you reply to the wrong post?
>as if it's actual horror
He does a good job at it
The only time I would've found this shit remotely interesting is before I hit my teens. Even then I'd be cringing a little. Please, grow up.
Whenever someone tells me to grow up on here I can only think they have a massive lack of self awareness
You people are the same people who would've called Marble Hornets a mastercraft of the genre and a complete genius back in the day. But I bet you were born just as he was starting out, weren't you?
What the hell is wrong with Marble Hornets? that was a good series.
Rose tinted glasses, anon. Maybe go have another look.
Name something scarier than this
marble hornets part 1 was good I wasn't following it any more after they took a break though
I wouldn't watch an hour of that
the monster design is pretty shit but its still pretty amazing that a 16 year old made this, good for him
Unironically The Backrooms videos are a lot more spooky than most horror movies and games coming out right now.
>unironically
>unironically
>Pic
Having an enormous backrooms map with intense depth fog like that would be pretty fricking scary, especially if you have to backtrack for minutes at a time and have to move up and down levels constantly.
Maybe because zoomers have been conditioned that ”horror” is cheap jumpscares between lulls. All slow burners boggle their mind.
I know, this thread alone is painfully full of underage tweens who think they're pseudo-geniuses for being scared of empty rooms.
Anon, people born in 2005 are old enough to post here now.
Yeah, and?
We are going to reach a point in no less than 5 years that people born in 2010 are 18 years old.
The things the generation(s) after us are going to be nostalgic for are not things like Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, and Dreamcast, but rather the brown and bloom gears of war era of games.
My point is the reason that it feels like people who are underage are posting here is because even if they meet the official age criteria for being on Ganker, they are of different mindsets than we are, who have seen the world before the internet. Many people who are afraid of analog horror were not alive when people watched stuff with VHS tapes like we were, they were probably watching DVDs and Blu-Ray. It's the reason you see some series that don't get the VHS effects correct.
>but rather the brown and bloom gears of war era of games.
Where the frick have you been? nostalgia threads for Fallout 3 Halo and Gears have been a thing for ages now.
>Where the frick have you been?
Here, mostly.
I don't really use normalgay social media like twitter or facebook, it's cancer. I didn't even use myspace back in the day.
You clearly haven't because I have no idea how you've missed the countless nostalgia threads for games like Halo and Fallout 3 on Ganker
I just assume those are baiting and shitposting. Though, granted, I also like Halo 1 through 3 so I never really minded that in particular.
Congratulations, you were born in 2010 apparently
1994 actually, but this is the part where you, a total anonymous stranger on the internet, give me a (You) where you state that you absolutely sure that you know otherwise about another anonymous stranger on the internet what their age is.
I'm just saying, enjoying something that came out when you were 10 is the entire criteria for being a child 20 years later as decided by morons that don't understand the passage of time
I dunno man. Even having seen it before there's so much shit now that it might be elevating everything else.
I was all in Marble Hornets when it came out, but even then I liked that but not Tribe twelve. I like Kane's stuff but most backrooms stuff is total trash.
People trying to make it generational are what shock me. You're right this shit ain't new, and just like then people like it a lot, some don't, and some don't get it at all.
>People are nostalgic for things from when/before they were born
No moron, they'll be nostalgic for shit from 2015-2020
It's only a coincidence that those things also happen to include shit from 7th gen consoles that never progressed past that point
You now James Wan is fricking awesome right and is going to make something badass with Parsons full involvement?
Kane Parsons is going to be director on the project so there is hope.
>Kane’s subtlety in horror
Holy shit you’re a massive moron if you find noodle monster subtle
I don't expect A24 to do anything right by this.
So far only there's only one show that draws inspiration from the backrooms and it doesn't reference it directly
Chainsaw man?
No clue why morons think liminal space shit is "zoomer" as if horror movies weren't using it since the dawn of film. So many fricking horror movies that partly take place in some hospital that is clearly supposed to have people, but is weirdly empty for creep factor.
I also doubt Ganker knows who the frick James wan is.
>liminal space
moron spotted.
YWNBAW
Neither will you homosexual zoomer.
BYW
James wan has been spamming theaters and streaming services with movies for over a decade. I'm sure plenty on this board know who he is or have seen at least one of his films.
he directed fast and furious 7 and both aquaman movies for gods sake
I mean the Shining is all “liminal horror”
Imagine being the Black person on /x/ who got his idea stolen by a fricking zoomer.
Not only idea btw, but also money obviously
I don't think any anon has the right to care about what people do with their OC. Once you post it on this website, it belongs to it, not you.
I lowkey feel bad for him doe.
Atleast its producer should acknowledge about backroom origins that is from this site. Idea is still idea anon, it was formed by someone else's creativity, although that creativity is a fricking backroom with le liminal space, but still.
Nah we lost gay ass millennial homosexuals fricking up Zoomer kino
Imagine being the guy who wrote this.
Not six million but six HUNDRED million? Oooooh the horror!
Don't worry, when the movie comes out that anon will go public and reveal himself as David Katzenspiel, the true and original creator of that post to whom all future royalties are owed and if you dare question his authorship oh boy you do not want to do that btw David says transrights
Not how law works.
Obviously, which is why he will never see any royalty checks
That was partially a shitpost though, was never going to amount to anything serious
Its the reality of creating original content anonymously. People can and will steal your shit to post on other websites.
this I why I don't share my ideas
If you have an interesting idea, and the resources to make it, and if everything lines up perfectly, you just might make it bros
I have some bad news about your second and third qualifiers.
do share
Most don't have the resources, and everything won't line up perfectly.
>everything won't line up perfectly
that's why I said might
no need for defeatism, you gotta make a calculated gamble after passing a certain threshold of quality without assuming you'll succeed
Incorrect, that leads to endless revisions and never actual releasing perfectionism. Take your shot, do it the best you can. Edit it TWICE MAXIMUM and then post it. Move on until you think you can do the idea better with more experience from other projects.
that's literally what I said
Kinda sorta. "Threshold for quality" isn't something you should aspire to, because it's subjective as all hell. Plus for every talented person putting out a passion project there's countless million shits squirted out that make as much money
Now that's a hell I don't want to experience. Something you feel you only did "okay' on blowing up while the thing you like gets ignored.
this, it happened to me, i was in a WEG thread, and gave an idea bout a story about a guy who mistakenly gets sent to a woman's prison, 6 months after that, almost a dozen of those are being made.
Japan did it way before you did bud.
This. I've lost count of the amount of OC I've made that's been reposted or outright stolen for use in thumbnails and shit. It's a b***h, but it's what you sign up for.
That person could not have gotten that greenlit by anyone anyway.
I told you gays to stop posting those threads. Something deep inside me was telling me that this was gonna lead to a new cancer. I knew it was gonna be poached by r*dditors and tw*tter zoomers but you didn't listen. You morons kept going HOW DO WE SAVE THE HORROR GENRE again and again and again while posting that stupid fricking image. This is the reality you created, this is what you deserver, now suffer in it.
proud, I imagine. if I was that anon, unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
>unless I was seriously going to do the creative legwork to turn the idea into a real narrative then I don't think I'd feel jilted at all.
I never share serious ideas on imageboards and I imagine most other anons with serious ideas don't either.
Yeah, I usually stalk the game ideas threads to steal some for my own
I share them because I know for a fact I'll never actually put in the effort to make them a reality and thus would rather someone else does.
This. I've seen dumb MSpaint shitposts I made get reposted and used as banners and thumbnails and get edited and stuff and every time I go "neat".
same. i made a trollface variant in 2011 and still see it posted today. makes me smile.
I mspainted kumatora smoking a cigarette and I see it posted occasionally
based
for me it's a couple of those "man with hands on face/I love to murder" edits - the one with zergface that got made into a /k/ banner, and the one of the british redcoat that got made into a template for various different napoleonic factions
I wish I could scan all those "post your anime idead" threads on Ganker and see how many of those have been turned into WN in Narou
by Japanese?
>Implying there aren't nips lurking here RIGHT NOW.
This was me. How do I collect royalties?
Honestly this is actually a good example of why IP law can be bad. Imagine if someone owned the backrooms IP and all those fan works would be illegal.
Good
I hope half the movie is the scientists running a contractor pitch with the government to build low income housing in the backrooms.
>Guy with a cracked phone camera filming a music video trips while trying to film a closeup of his dancer cousin's fat ass
>YO I FELL, WHERE ARE Y'ALL AT?
>TYRESE? DEQWAN? WHY'S THE WALLPAPER LOOK LIKE PISS DOWN HERE
>DON'T FRICK WITH ME homie, SOMEONE COME GET ME
>They actually do come get him
>Movie turns into a gang war fighting the meme monsters for territory
A24 is good as is James Wan. No reason for me to assume it will be bad.
>psyops movie company making it
wow fantastic
What's so psyop about A24?
Unironically good for him, I hope studio meddling or having an actual budget doesn't ruin it
>unironically
have a nice day autist, stop posting this leftist troony image that only serves to prove you don't understand language
Just because you are of straight origin does not mean you aren't a homosexual
You sure are, commie
New words are added to the dictionary every year. Stop using some 7 year old image
>trusting dictionaries
https://archive.md/D4Id8
https://www.them.us/story/dictionary-bomb-threat-merriam-webster-woman
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/merriam-webster-changes-the-definition-of-female/
https://archive.md/dPjjh
https://www.iwf.org/2022/07/28/merriam-webster-changes-definition-of-female/
https://archive.md/iB1Ry
https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/merriam-webster-changed-the-definitions-of-the-words-female-and-girl
https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/merriam-webster-changed-the-definitions-of-the-words-female-and-girl
https://archive.md/kYjuc
>NOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE....IT JUST HECKIN DOESN'T!
Do dictionaries even mean anything since we don’t have one authority for the English language like Spanish does?
But we do have one authority for the English language, it's that autist posting his shitpost image everywhere which sources non-English languages
Unironically have a nice day.
BASED. You got them homosexuals in a 'tard rage.
kys /hap/ homosexual
>demostrate
can't even spell correctly, the fricking irony
Unfortunately, morons will continue to misuse words and make typos and things will change to accommodate them.
Fortunately, this is neither of those things
Go back
They think they're going against the world by purposefully doing moronic shit, which pretty just proves that they're snotty teenagers or younger. Any attempt to reason with them is pointless, just let them grow out of the phase.
>puts in a semicolon and commas to look smart
>makes a typo anyways
It's A24. The budget will be 2 million dollars and it won't be a real horror film, but more of like a "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" type of tickle your balls version of horror.
Anyone have the Peter Tench scene set to cartoon sound effects? that shit was hysterical
I found it
Genuine improvement
james wan used to be so good, what happened wanbros
Good for Kane Pixels dude has serious talent and it's good he's been recognised for it.
Also Gemini Home Entertainment movie when?
>Gemini Home Entertainment
We don't take too kindly to you folk around these parts, this is Monument Mythos country
Incredibly overrated and has devolved into schizo rambling. Also Alex is a massive moron that somehow got always with abusing his girlfriend by using his dad’s death as an excuse
>has devolved into schizo rambling
You mean 'has not existed for the last year'
>You mean 'has not existed for the last year'
anon....
He likes to connect his different universes sometimes, but they are still separate until proven otherwise
ANON A TEASER VIDEO OF THE SEASON 3 OF THE MONUMENT MYTHOS HAS BEEN POSTED FIVE DAYS AGO
Yeah I know, it's coming back
He still took a break from it for the last year to make increasingly schizophrenic shitposts
The A N T I B I D E N might have something to say about that, Jack.
This kind of pisses me off in a way like he didn't invent the backrooms as a concept, he doesn't animate shit (it's all mocap) and he just steals models off the internet. I have absolutely zero, and I do mean ZERO, clue why zoomies chose him compared to the tens of thousands of other backroom homosexuals out there.
I'd rather spooky corporate coverup dealings to endless level grinding isekai MMO interpretations.
Also his directing techniques are good.
The inevitable end of series are when shady government bodies get involved and muh secret society and muh secret labs, secret scientists and blah blah blah. It's just SCP in disguise, don't let it fool you. Also his techniques are just camcorder and security footage. Will give him a point for that monster scare in I think the first or second video where it just makes a quiet chirp behind the recorder, now that was scary.
SCP is okay. There's a reason it became big. The problem is it's more trash than good.
If someone was like "An SCP movie is coming out" I genuinely couldn't have an opinion on it until I saw it, because it could be about the trump SCP. The DUDE WEED guys, a trans satellite, or actual cool shit done well. Or actual cool shit done poorly like those Taskforce youtube videos.
Same with this. If Kane has directorial say it should be okay. It's neat to watch as is and has a good narrative and he's got some feel for cinematography using smart tricks with cameras to make up for his modeling and animation shortcomings that is world consistent. Shows more care and better execution than most trash out there.
Thing is Kane Pixels series never focus on the scribble monster
It appears sure but 90% of his videos are about exploring the Backrooms or looking at the Backrooms through the lens of a shady Government body trying to understand the place.
Yeah this. It is treated more like another unknown threat than the focus of series. I liked in his interview that he explained how he'd love to just explore the backrooms himself, which I think is shown really well in his direction for his series. Speaking of, here's his interview if anyone wants to listen to it:
No one is saying he did invent it. All he did was take the Backrooms and tell a story about what would happen if some research facility discovered the Backrooms in real life. He makes it realistic in the dialouge and directing, it seems almost exactly like what would happen if a team of scientists discovered the backrooms and it got out of control.
>It's just SCP in dsiguise
Oh no way anon. Go look up what others are doing the backrooms- THAT is SCP in disguise. He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth). The fact that he thought that out instead of throwing in a giant blue puppet that chases you around makes him stand heads and shoulders above the rest.
It started filming this month. It looks like it has a lot of potential to be real good based on the casting and Scott being in charge of the script.
>He has one monster that is a bacteria weird thing that seems to have a logical explanation in its existence (being in a damp environment prone to mold growth).
Audience:
>"Holy shit, Spoogledoo does it again! What a master deeeerector, just look at the monster! It so clearly represents the male sperm and the character, his target for feminine affection in a male dominated atmosphere. and THIS is master class."
Spoogledoo:
>"Frick I can't model worth shit. Time to download a balloon model I found online and draw a happy face on it heh."
Because it honestly is impressive what he’s done with basically 0 money
Not him but why is this always a point normies like to make? You can seriously do this yourself too for zero dollars, just download Blender, use stock sounds, if you have VR then good use it to capture motion, otherwise just animate lightly. It's really really not that difficult.
Ok so go do it then, i as a normal person would genuinely love to see you create something interesting with so little at your disposal. Normal people lack the creativity necessary to put something like that together anon, it requires effort and talent.
But anon, I've been doing just that for the last 3 years to big success but zero acclaim.
Where is the FNAF movie?
>anons on Ganker create new trend/meme
>others make millions off it
Every single time, when will it end
When you morons stop posting ideas here and also stop viewing not wanting to be a lazy neet forever as selling out
You shouldn't be sharing your ideas for free then you stupid prick. everything on Ganker is free and belongs to nobody unless you make some kind of clear trademark it's public domain.
This is neat but I really think the format of analog horror is better in non-movie format, when you have to fill the time of a whole ass movie or TV show filler is inevitable instead of deliberate dripfeeds of plot that can range anywhere from 2 minutes to 22.
This isn't analog horror, though
It's literally just found footage, with occasional dips into absolutely normal storytelling
You know what I meant.
Great. This is how they killed the slenderman fad. I'll be glad to see it go.
James Wan is such a fricking one trick pony.
What do you mean you don't like
Character 1- "Boo! Haha, got you"
*Character 2 turns around
Monster- "BWAHHHH"
Where the frick is my Local58 movie?
what's this?
do a Google search for the word in the post that you don't know
is it good?
It basically birthed Analog Horror
It's the oldest one by far.
Thanks, will give it a shot. I remember watching some old videos like that, one about not looking at the moon. Good stuff.
you can watch everything they've ever made in the next hour, see for yourself if you want.
IMO it's really really good until it starts displaying gay blank verse poetry about the moon. the ones without that are great
This it? Doesn't seem to be very many videos?
Yes and yes.
too kino for theaters honestly.
I know that sounds self-contradictory but honestly movies suck ass now
They just had the live stream
Imagine posting an idea on a lithuanian groomer board only to have some youtube homosexual "borrow" your idea and make millions off of it.
this is why I only shitpost, homosexual youtubers will only make pennies
I imagine a lot of those "Video game idea" threads are made by venture capitalist and investors from Ganker thinking of a way to spend their gains
They stole this from us...
they're appropriating chan culture...
Oh GOD
>BIG CORPO INVOLVED IN [thing]
What's good about this?
You get your communist propaganda made so that you can fulfill you slave fantasy in real life.
did he get a lot better at writing or something? people ITT are praising the subtlety but I saw the first one and remember when the cameraman was looking out of a window and saying "holy shit what the frick". I rolled my eyes because it was a little juvenile and done for the sake of the audience.
I won't knock the visuals though, they were undeniably incredible for an underageb& zoomer's solo hobby project.
check out the rest if you haven't
zoomers are literally scared of old media. It doesnt even have to be haunted or anything
>OH MY GOD IS THAT AN NES GAME
>OH MY TWITTER IS THAT... VHS FOOTAGE OF A CURRENTLY INACTIVE SHOPPING CENTER
>JAKE PAUL SAVE ME, ITS NOT CONTEMPORARY
I wonder what the future of this is. Old YouTube videos? Ps3 games? Those shitty 3D cartoons?
infinitely procedurally generated elsagate AI overmind digital horror
You made that up because you're an old person now
"It" happened to you
>>OH MY GOD IS THAT AN NES GAME
That's a creepypasta thing and creepypastas are a millennial thing.
>Zoomers have been on Ganker since 2010
>THREE TICKETS FOR ME, MY WIFE AND MY WIFE’S SON FOR THE NEWEST A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE ONIONS LATTE TO GO WITH THAT.
They're just underage.
did you not enjoy The Lighthouse
Why would I enjoy a film with the fricking sparkly vampire from twilight
Pattinson is one of the few good actors of his generation. It's unfortunate he'll forever be associated with 2008 moronic teenage girls touching themselves thinking about his emo vampire act.
>the movie is bad because uhhh..... one of the actors played in another completely different movie that was bad
>zoomers are literally scared of office rooms
you can't make this shit up
Per capita, gen X is the most terrified of office rooms
Zoomers are just scared of the phones
You ever been into an abandoned office building before? They are scary.
>Large 6 story building in nearby city
>All floors aside from the bottom and top ones are completely empty
>Each floor is one massive (Like 200 ft) dark hallway with doors on both sides
>Windows are crusty as shit with yellowish tint
>Ceiling tiles missing all over the place
>Flat, grey carpets everywhere
>Some rooms have no windows and take multiple doors to reach, meaning that they're pitch black even during the day
And the last time I explored that place I heard someone outside the fricking elevator right as I was descending back to the 1st floor. There was no one on that floor. They must've been hiding in the restroom or in the air conditioning rooms near the elevator, which is creepy because they've always been locked every other time I've tried them in the past few years.
No surprise they're scary, they remind me of work
If you could have any piece of fictional media that came from the internet adapted into a movie what would you pic?
I've personally always wanted to see someone make Dogscape into a movie that be the weirdest shit.
I feel bad for the dogs and would feel worse if I had to step on them
When Day Breaks could be the most bleak kino imaginable if done right.
SCP-5000 is another SCP that is just begging to be adapted in some way. The mystery would be hard to pull off in a satisfying way though.
mystery flesh pit national park
The sun vanished would be cool.
His new shit is fricking weird and I don't know what to think about it.
I'm a search and rescue officer would make a cool as frick movie.
Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover Text Adventure
SCP but it's only about SCPs from series 1
Only if that's post cleanup. I don't want a movie about Able being badass and god child being god child.
Paul Blart Flesh Mall
It's barely anything, just some pictures, but I'd really like a show or a videogame that takes after those really well painted pictures of policemen and firemen fighting monsters with axes and shotguns in the dark.
The Monument Mythos will be made into a movie or big budget TV series and it will be brilliant.
I genuinely cannot imagine what that would look like forced into a longer runtime
Maybe a proper old history channel-style documentary format
Nah, let him do schizo documentaries
The NCU
Nixon Cinematic Universe
why?
it's already real
Honestly? Yeah, I'd probably be more interested in a Monument Mythos style show, since it'd have more than the shoe-string budget it does now.
The fact that such small concepts can bloom into something so huge is cool honestly
I don't get why this made Ganker so mad. I would be over the God damn moon if any of my dumb ideas got half as big as the Backrooms
Ganker is a crab bucket
>I don't get why this made Ganker so mad.
Memes and other kinds of content have been stolen from Ganker for years. Decades actually. The people that steal content from places like Ganker post it on their own sites of choice with an expectation that they'll get likes/upvotes/recognition for it even though all they did was copy and paste a screenshot or text. I doubt most people want their spur-of-the-moment memes or passionate posts to get stolen by Youtubers and corporations for profit.
Kane Pixels was just some random kid who was good at using blender. he took a small concept he saw on Ganker and made it blow up by really pushing the idea forward with his videos brining the concept to life
Kane took the idea and made it his own.
Just look at the Ai voice threads. Some YouTube c**ts have been stealing Vocaroos made by anons and reposting them on YT getting hundreds of thousands of views. This is (your) effort these people are riding on, that's why we hate them.
This is just how the internet works
Everyone steals from everyone and shit is shared and kicked around from site to site.
If you don't want this to happen, just make your vocaroos as vile and hateful as possible. They're only able to steal it because it's safe and easily digestible for tiktok homosexuals.
zoomer horror sucks so fricking hard, it's so boring
it feels like it's made for some homosexual streamer to watch and talk over
This post reminds me of my actual zoomer sister who says the same shit because she doesn't understand buildup or atmosphere or anything like that and just wants action or drama or jumpscares that she can latch onto happening at all times
I think it's an ADHD thing
I once worked as a waiter and the amount of kids as young as... shit I have no clue but they were wearing nappies, that had an iPad showing Twitch gameplay plus a phone playing TikTok videos was staggering. Imagine having 4 monitors in your face from an early developmental age up to your teenage years, your brain juices would be shot and that's what we're seeing with so many zoombies these days.
I'm an assistant teacher, and keeping phones out of kids' hands is an exercise in futility. They are always on their phone, always on tiktok, always texting their friends. It never stops. Try to punish them, they'll start b***hing about how some other teacher let them do it, this other guy did it and didn't get in trouble, and next thing you know the parents are complaining that you're singling their child out. And it's like that for EVERY SINGLE ONE.
If you really care enough to post, then you should apply for the position of a janitor. Last application wave ended several days ago, but there will be more opportunities in the future.
You think this because you're a brainmelted spastic child who cannot do anything without listening to a streamer, two youtube videos, and a spotify playlist at the same time so that you don't have to be left alone to think about anything for even a single second
You are an empty person, and will never be anything more
TL;DR, you watched these with your homosexual streamer talking over it. And you kept staring at your sister's ass crack peaking out from her jeans and fantasizing about the world you could be living in if you just pinned her down, choked her and came inside of her.
You're a zoomer Black person who is listening to a streamer right now because posting is too boring
You're going to rape and kill your sister because you can never keep your dopamine levels high enough.
You've already done that for exactly that reason, and now you're depressed because your receptors are fried and nothing will ever be enough
You're going to rape her, you're going to hold her down and cum inside of her and slap her while she cries. And you'll do it with a streamer playing in the background.
You're going to die alone with nothing but a streamer there to keep you company
You're going to do this and still think you're better than anyone else, because you're a deluded zoomie
Gotta love these random ass fights that break out over these subjects from people who equally stupid but think they are above the other poster. you gays should just kiss already.
have a nice day, homosexual.
yeah.
it's like the main form of post on the board these days I swear.
frick you you homosexual Black person stop ruining Ganker
ywnbaw
>le horror
Zoomer are scared of 70s and 80s training videos too.
I swear every thread about shit like this leads to /v gays shitting themselves in rage or confusion about zoomers. most of Ganker isn't any older than 35 and yet they act like senile grandpas who don't understand a single thing those damn kids do.
I mean do you not see how much of a tool you look acting like this? acting like anything new be it a game movie or trend is only for this younger generation and it can't in anyway relate to you.
It could be literally anything, anon
These exact same people act the exact same way and say the exact same shit about millennial horror like streamer meme games with jumpscare monsters that chase you, the literal only difference is focusing on the generational aspect because zoomers are an easy "other" to target that doesn't exist with people in the same age brackets as you
As a millenial it is a little emberrasing to see.
I think its just a bunch of millenials can't accept they are getting older and zoomers like things they don't understand. I don't understand it all either, but I appreciate some of the stuff they make. Also I really think zoomers and the generation after them should be taken care of us by us millenials in some way (because god forbid the baby boomers take care of any of us).
It's just the new form of trolling. Go into anything popular and post that it's for trannies or zoomers and you'll get a ton of replies. For some people on here, (you)'s are everything
Yeah but trends also move a mile a minute in the internet age, the passage of time is a bit different nowadays in terms of cultural shifts.
>First 60 minutes is just about trannies and their struggles and troubles with fitting into society
Should have been Blumhouse. A24 is going to give you a:
>A24-PRODUCED, GENRE-REDEFINING, TROPE-SUBVERTING, ATMOSPHERIC, LOWKEY LIT, DARK AND EERIE, EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, GUT WRENCHING, AESTHETICALLY HEAVY CRAFT BY POST-HORROR AUTEUR WITH AN ARTHOUSE EDGE, BUSSIN WIT THE DEADASS DRIP, DREAD-INDUCING, SUSPENSEFUL BUILD UP WITH STRONG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GRADUAL FEELING OF ESCALATION, BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN WITH “SAY MORE WITH LESS” APPROACH AND SOUL-SHAKING, BLOOD-CURDLING, SKIN-CRAWLING AND NERVE-WRACKING EXERCISE IN PERSISTENTLY LOOMING DREAD WHERE TENSION AND ANXIETY PERMEATES EVERY FRAME AS MOVIE REACHES ITS NAIL-BITING, JAW-CLENCHING AND PARANOIA-INDUCING FINAL CLIMAX, FREE OF ANY CHEAP GORE, CARTOONISH CGI OR INFANTILE JUMPSCARES HORROR FILM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE ONIONS LATTE TO GO WITH THAT.
type of horror.
>A24
>NOOO SOMEONE IS MAKING A NON SUPERHERO MOVIE FOR A MINISCULE AUDIENCE HELP MEEE
god damn sped up running looks funny
It helps that the security camera effect with a lower framerate was used to sell the 3D animation better
So....what does this have to do with VIDEOGAMES, huh?
the only thing it has to do with videogames is that the design of the backrooms is loosely based off of out of bounds buildings you'd find in games if you ever glitched outside the map.
>say it's scary because empty liminal spaces
>it's actually scary because lurking threat of a monster
uhhhh doesn't that just make it a regular monster horror?
yeah I was kind of thinking the same thing when I watched the video lol
The Backrooms always had a monster in it of some kind.
>what are implications
That could be other noclipmen marauding around looking for fresh meat.
That's still basically a monster or some kind of threat.
the monster is literally a suggestion; a hypothetical
the main focus is clearly on the nature of the environment
it's a traditional horror trope to suggest things beyond the scope of a story to provide background suspense
you clearly have no idea what you are talking about
there was a lot of good early backrooms stuff, entire threads of the stuff
with ruined niche horror things there's always the origin point, which everyone knows - that screencap in this case
then for a while there's more stuff in the same vein at a small scale, but it remains permanently obscure and uncataloged - like you think there was just that screencap and then the hyperpopular normie shit
then there's the dumbed down re-hash which steals the core idea and explodes in popularity but its a hollow shell of the original material or its immediate derivates
I'll again mention slenderman and scp as they are very notable examples of this exact cycle
a lot of good early slenderman stuff is permanently lost because it was obscure and nobody bothered to save it, but that material formed the basis for the normified version
>a lot of good early slenderman stuff is permanently lost because it was obscure and nobody bothered to save it
ive got an old harddrive with a ton of /x/ greentxtx from like 2011. I havent plugged it in in years. maybe I should open it and see if I have any obscure crap
I don't get normalgays
I just don't fricking get why when they clearly want to do something that is completely different they don't make their own original thing entirely instead of stealing and raping something pre-existing to death
as notable examples they already did it with slenderman and scp
frick, hfy as a subgenre went extinct
or do they just not fricking understand what the frick the things were originally
If something gets big it will likely get a movie game or some shit. this isn't a weird concept.
The meme post was not your perfect oc donut steel anon
You probably shouldn't have this much of an attachment to a two paragraph semi-shitpost creepypasta that used videogame logic anon, it's not the fricking magna carta
>hfy as a subgenre went extinct
uhh what
theres still plenty of stories being cranked out about it. even the og classics have like 500 extra chapters and spinoffs
What creepypasta will get a movie adaptation next?
I want to see this turned into a short film somehow please.
I've always been fond of that old subway to other dimensions one.
/x/ greentext stories are THE SHIT. I've read every single one since 2016. Even just one of them used correctly could make for a great game and/or short film.
For me, it's the shitfister
I love that one
The one with the skinwalker while camping in the RV is great too
The McDonald's Building
>Called creepypasta cringe bullshit back in the day
>cut to now
>creepypasta are becoming million dollar movies and shit
Frick...I should've jumped on the creepypasta trend bros I should've made my own creepypasta and it could've gotten huge
I fricked up.
What do you think is cringe bullshit now? There's your next opportunity.
Me but with youtube eceleb attention. I have no excuse, I just have monumental stage fright and no self esteem while people are now getting like SEGA jobs just from talking about a blue rat.
just like the slenderman movie right
Even though the movie was garbage, I hope Eric Knudsen still got a fat royalty check.
>it's fricking real
And people say Ganker doesn't have influence over culture lol
>backrooms
>Ganker
Not him but Ganker really popularised it with the constant ironic backrooms threads
For me, it's the endless pools and water slides. Sounds comfy frankly.
why is it zoomers have to run every single meme they come across into the fricking ground
It's because it's easier to rewrite history of the joke when we only care about originality around here
>Ganker found this funny and we know because of screencaps on reddit
Same old stuff since rage comics, lemonkey face, et al.
I'm just so disappointed in what they did to ylyl threads on /gif/.
>something new
NOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY ISNT IT MARVEL OR SEQUEAL NUMBER 100000!!!
REBOOT MOMMY MOVIE, PLEASE!!!
>James Wan
so it'll be kino
borges did this shit in 1941, read the library of babel my lil homies, educate yourselves with some thing actually good
>the first horror game, 3D Monster Maze is getting an adaptation
nice
I have zero doubt now that The Mandela Catalogue will likely be made into a film. It's totally going to happen.
Who could play him?
Cosmo wright
Idris Elba
Pee-pee Poo-poo Man 2: Backroom Boogaloo.
How desperate is the world of horror movies that they're making films based on literal creepypastas now? They literally made a movie for fricking Momo, a meme that died the year it hit the internet.
Except Kane Parsons stuff is really cool and isn't anything like momo
the only analog horro semi tolerable i've found is UrbanSPOOK the rest is unreasonably cringe
by the time this releases zoomies will have already moved on to the dooblerbeast
Isn't stuff getting stolen and reposted one of the rules of the internet? It's bound and garunteed to happen. It's a part of what made making, sharing, and encouraging OC so good.
Whatever happened to the FNAF movie?
They actually started filming the beginning of this month. The FNAF community is watching the production of it like a hawk. I don't think they have an ETA but knowing Blumhouse it'll probably be next year.
We already had a FNAF movie and it was good.
It'll never be as entertaining as Willy's Wonderland.
FNAF evil animatronics vs basically janitor Doomguy was amazing.
I find the lack of .gifs in this thread disappointing
recommend me a good creepy story to read
You know what time it is?
Time for the official Ganker approved Creepypasta list!
The New fish
1999
I'm a search and Rescue officer and I have some stories to tell
How to survive hell
Lost Episodes Can Be Found Again
How to successfully ransom a child
The Portraits
Psychosis
Worlds best school psychologist
My grandmother lived under the floorboards
Penpal
Pale Luna
Tales from a gas station
The strangest security tape I have ever seen
One in the Oven
Rat King
Every year on my birthday, I receive a letter
The Princess Society/If you see her turn off the game.
The first murder on Mars
The girl the universe forgot
The Pancake family
The Harbinger Experiment
Ted the caver
Anomaly
Candle Cove
Feed the Pig
The Third Parent
Funnymouth
Room zero
Normal Porn for Normal People
Snuff film
We danced
The Devils Game
Dog's don't talk
Happy Mommy
Would you spend the night in the Yellow Room
e-girlta Slave Toy Creepy Pasta
Anansi's Goatman
The woman with the orange
The Portraits
Borrasca
NES Godzilla
Playpen
Dogscape
I found a strange chat log on my dead friends computer
If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me
The Antiguan Giant
We Know You Are Out There
The showers
Bizarre Encounters On a Tour In North Korea
Advice from the end of eternity
Stuck
Necrosleep
Long Fingers
Digital Heaven
The Horror from the Vault
Training.bsp
jvk116.esp
11 miles
All Eighteen lives of Omen, The Cat
Billy Smiley’s Cul-De-Sac
The man who ate ghosts
The Museum of Humanity’s Final War
My wife has been peeking at me from around corners and behind furniture
Ben Drowned
The Hidden Webpage
>Happy Mommy
Shit, I thought I was the only one that remembered that
>Ben Drowned
I thought this list was "official Ganker approved" IF YOU HEAR ME FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
thanks! going to make a movie about these now
Cool but only if you make Psychosis 1999 and Ted the Caver into high budget movies first.
I only know some of them from the sfm crepypasta youtube vids
If you're armed at the Glenmont Metro please shoot me is such a fantastic little pasta
Also I like this one the best.
Oh boy, i can´t wait to see how they are gonna frick this one up!!!
video games?
When are we going to admit the horror genre died with him? Nothing has come close to his popularity and impact
FNAF may have sold more, has merchandise and a movie in the works but it never inspired a murder attempt
>but it never inspired a murder attempt
That we know of.
>Modern "horror"
>getting scared
what am i a woman? heh heh heh
Horror is dead, and this fricker's "THE SCIENTISTS MADE IT!!!" trope shows why. People don't understand that fear of the unknown is fear itself
Whatever they do, the message will be "capitalism bad" because Async wanted to sell backroom space as office space lmao
corporatism =/= capitalism
This is the part where twitter finds out it came from an /x/ thread and get the project shut down because all of Ganker is /misc/, right? God, I hope.
>That one time twitter raided /po/ instead of /misc/
>Discover portal technology
>How can we make a profit from this?
realistic
>solitude and old things scary
Fricking morons.
Yes anon, being trapped alone in an eerie non-euclidean space actively trying to frick with you and also monsters is pretty spoopy
You just don't like horror, and that's okay
>being trapped alone in an eerie non-euclidean space actively trying to frick with you and also monsters is pretty spoopy
Man, I live in Brazil, that would be an improvement, sounds more like paradise.
Oh, my apologies
These types of entertainment are not for people who already live in the third world
>non-euclidean space
I love how Lovecraftgays like to throw this term around as a synonym for scary.
Lovecraft was a massive moron that couldn't comprehend basic math and even wrote a story about how much he hated it.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME Black personMAN
This has nothing to do with lovecraft, and also wasn't used as a synonym for scary
Are you genuinely moronic?
>This has nothing to do with lovecraft
>eerie non-euclidean space
Inbreed gorilla.
Lovecraft did not invent mathematical explorations of physical reality, he didn't even write about them
You're a moronic Black person that can't even spell inbred
Yes, it did. We live in a globe, all of our geometry is non-euclidean. You just used it as an adjective for a scary place, like Lovecraft.
It's ok though, he wrote some pretty good stories, mind you, he was just too moronic to learn basic concepts and people like you keep the moronation going.
>You just used it as an adjective for a scary place
I was using it as a direct descriptor of a literal thing, you're just too fricking stupid to realize that
>I was using it as a direct descriptor of a literal thing
No, you weren't. You could've said eerie place or room or anything else, you just wanted to evoke lovecraft's spooky ambience.
You're just proving you're more moronic with each post.
>You could've just said eerie place or room
I could've, but then that would've been less descriptive, and not communicated how the physical space is warped
Describing it as just non-euclidean also would have been less descriptive, which is why I included the word 'eerie' to specify the spooky tone, but you're too mentally damaged to notice that
Stop trying to pretend that you're not an invalid, and stop bringing up Lovecraft like he's the only author you've ever heard of
Lovecraftgays are hilarious, they always devolve into this type of moronic self-validating homosexual whenever you point out their favorite author was a moron.
I guess that's why you like using his terms so much.
The only lovecraftgay here is you, anon
You need to go back
So why the frick did Alex’s girlfriend “forgive” him for raping her (does your dad dying making you super horny or something?) but still make a call out google doc that got leaked? Did he pay her off to keep silent?