Zoomerbros, I'm not feeling too well... This was suppose to be OUR game, surely ecelebs wouldn't lie to us...

Zoomerbros, I'm not feeling too well... This was suppose to be OUR game, surely ecelebs wouldn't lie to us...

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SERIOUS SAM BROS....... OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No...don't show...Devil May Cry 5....h..how could we lose this bad...D...Dante bros.....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why do zoomers care so much about player count? us boomers never cared about inclusivity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i think many zoomers know they are nothing but peasants so they try to stay true to corporate cock sucking peasant rules

        i have literally heard a normie npc zoomer say to me in a bar why i cant be normal and they were dumbfounded when i said being normal is retarded and boring

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >in a bar
          Normie confirmed

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a singleplayer game is losing daily players because they beat it
    >this affects me because ______
    ????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >30 year old singleplayer games are still actively being played to this day
      >zoomercore games wither away within a week or two after release
      Zoomeroidbros... Fuck... Our gen was suppose to be the best gen...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        are people supposed to beat the game then immediately start playing it again?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, people should forget the game exists and never play it again, that's when you know it's a good game.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            For a game dev perspective its like a fucking dream come true. Make game, game is a success, you get your millions and thats it. No updates, no sequel, no multiplayer servers, no nothing. You're completely free.
            A few years later you throw another game with a huge text in the bottom "from the creators of PREVIOUS SUCCESSFUL GAME" and it will be insta millions of dollars as well.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, I can count the number of games I have replayed more than once on one hand. Plenty of singple player games I absolutely loved I've only played once and never again and that includes lots of old games as well as newer ones.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wither
        its a singleplayer game
        why does someone else playing it affect you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No one's playing it tho.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, what does someone not playing a game affect your ability to play it, or not play it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wither away
        Mods should just ban posts talking about player count, it's not even boring anymore, it has become annoying.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't care
    which streamer did you watch play the game?
    for me Mori the man zhe kid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same
      everyone should watch this, it's pure streamkino

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        don't care
        which streamer did you watch play the game?
        for me Mori the man zhe kid

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You need to have a nice day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mentally ill.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > reddit: the game
    > woman loved it
    Instantly discarded

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he says unironically posting wallet impact

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what are you, poor?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no no, Empress chud was right

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Stray was like a very short single player game

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me and all the other bros here were warning y’all that this is a scam.
    It was all shills and nothing else. Hope y’all didn’t fall for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you too retarded to pirate games?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shiet, I’m not retarded to waste my time touching vidya that I know is already shit. Time is money homie. I ain’t wasting bandwidth on shitware.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This is what is wrong with Ganker.

          Like half the posts in a thread about a new game comes from people who didn't play the game, they only assume the game is shit and come up with excuses not to play the game.
          The game is like 6GB, which is less than your regular update to some fomo you probably play, there's no denuvo and is like 3-4 hours long, there's no excuse not to try it out at very least.
          >Time is money homie.
          That's why you'll spend days posting on Ganker about a game you never had intention of playing in the first place? Please, since this thread started you could have finished 1/3 of the game.
          Unless you're a paid shill, I guess. Then your time on Ganker sure is money.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people beat a 6 hour single player game and then stop playing it
    Seems reasonable to me, what am I missing here.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What did you expect from a 3 hour walking simulator cash grab?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO WHYS THERE NO BATTLE PASS AND CONTENT DROPS! THINK OF THE PLAYER ENGAGEMENT!!

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's what literally every hyped single player game looks like without additional content and updates.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with this

      why does a singleplayer game need 800,000 people playing at all hours of the day for 5 years.
      nobody has given me an answer to why player stats matter in a singleplayer game

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, why aren't people playing this single player 4 hour game 24/7?

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