51 thoughts on “Zoomers don’t know what this is or never played games on this console once in their lives.”

  1. I have
    Played spongebob battle for bikini bottom
    Nicktoons battle for volcano island, Mogamu was the final bosses name iirc.
    Tom and Jerry:War of the whiskers
    Wario world
    PokemonXD Gale of darkness
    Mario party 5
    Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2, I abused the shit out of armor stacking to become invincible in the story mode.
    Ed, Edd’n, Eddy misadventures
    Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, It was pretty nice when I unlocked Orga, felt like unlocking a super secret character back then.
    Luigi’s mansion
    Rampage Total Destruction
    Jimmy Neutron Attack of the Twonkies
    Ty The Tasmanian Tiger 2, I don’t think I ever beat that game as a kid.
    Mario Kart: Double Dash
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario Party 4
    Mario Party 6, I liked that one, since you could play as a koopa
    Mario Power Tennis
    Super Mario Strikers
    Metroid Prime, never really beaten this one either.
    Power Ranger Dino Thunder
    Scooby Doo! Night of 100 Frights, I’ve made a bunch of progress on that game. But I’ve never fully beaten it. The black knight was one of the main bosses that really stood out to me.
    Shadow the Hedgehog
    Sonic Adventures 2 battle, managed to create a chaos angel chao in that.
    Sonic Heroes
    Spongebob Squarepants: Creature from the Krusty Krab, my favorite levels were the ones where I played as giant plankton and just destroy everything.
    Spongebob Squarepants: Lights, camer, Pants!
    Spongebob Squarepants: revenge of the flying dutchman, this one is my favorite tbh
    Star Fox Adventures
    Super Mario Sunshine
    Super Smash Bros Melee, this game indirectly introduced me to Rick Rolls when I was trying to figure out how to play as giga bowser during those days.
    Teen Titans, loved playing as plasmus in that one
    The Simpsons Road Rage
    The Sims 2 pets
    The spongebob Squarepants move game
    Custom Robo is another memorable one

    I’m only 21 and I feel fucking looking back at my childhood. I hate these globohomo garden gnomes so much!

  2. I’m so fucking tired of this generational warfare bullshit. Not only are the generational lines ridiculously long, they’re not even fixed. Generation x’s existence is forgotten more than half the time. You’re a bunch of fucking retards, have a nice day for the love of god.

    • Zoomers don’t know what this is. They only found out about it later on in their lives on the internet. The oldest zoomer’s first console was the Wii. Anyone born in 1995 or after never once touched a Gamecube ever.

    • i will never know because you cant fucking find the games for it anywhere. i bought one at a flea market years ago and i havent found shit that wouldnt drain my bank account

  3. Fucking fantastic console. Great library, unique look without looking stupid. Satisfying cover opening, controller was so smart by signifying the importance of A, and most games are built around that. Loved it, many memories.

      • A similar concept was done with the Wiimotes and the importance of buttons based on where your fingers naturally lay. Man, controller design should be a much more important factor. What are consoles even doing to differentiate themselves anymore? My 4k is slightly better than your 4k. Who gives a shit.

        • >What are consoles even doing to differentiate themselves anymore
          sony and microsoft are just bad PCs
          switch is a cool idea but underpowered

          • I’m obsessed with the Switch’s game case design. It’s so clean with just the pure red spine, and white text. So uniform. Then on the front, small switch logo in the corner and a good amount of box art. Really good stuff. I usually just play with my TV, but the ability to go handheld mode, go to my PC or bed and listen to whatever while playing a sort of mindless game with no dialogue, is pretty cool.

  4. The Gamecube isn’t an ancient fucking relic you retard. Any zoomzoom born from 96′-04′ knows what the hell a Gamecube looks like let alone has played at least one game on there.

    • >Any zoomzoom born from 96′-04′ knows what the hell a Gamecube looks like
      Cope. You pretend that you know what a Gamecube is but the truth is that you don’t know what it is. I know damn well anyone born in 2000 or after have NO clue what this is or never touched one once in their lives. That will be like me saying I grew up with an NES despite being born in 1989. I was already in kindergarten when the SNES took over.

      >zoomer console

      >>zoomer console
      I didn’t know people born before 1995 were "zoomers". Retard.

      • Hm lets look at what defines each generation. Millenials have SNES and genenesis. Late Millenials and early zoomers had PS1 and N64. Pretty much all zoomers grew up with a Gamecube.
        You’re such a retarded underage newhomosexual.

        • Late millennials have no idea what a fucking N64 is, unless they were born 1990 – 1992. And they did not grow up with it either. What makes you think a fucking zoomer touched a N64? You are beyond stupid. Next you’re gonna say the Gen Alpha kiddies know what a Gameboy Color is. Go on and say it.

          • A lot of people were poor and didn’t upgrade right away. I shared consoles with my older brother and sister so I grew up playing the Saturn and ps1 until we got a ps2 in 2004.

  5. I only knew one person who had a gamecube and he was a weirdo who cut off his finger by accident and kept it in a jar in his car

  6. >inb4 "I WAS BORN IN 1999/2000, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!"
    cope, you were shitting your diapers when the Gamecube’s lifespan ended.


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