>need to go get groceries >choose not to attack my front door, nothing happens >attack my front door to break through it and progress >fast-forward to checkout encounter, the cashier says 'that will be 20 dollars' >choose not to attack the cashier, nothing happens >'sir?' >attack the cashier and throw 20 dollars at his face >escape the cashier while he is stunned by the shocked status effect >don't attack the sliding door until it opens, then attack it to exit the store with momentum while it's open, missing all attacks so I can skip the manager boss fight
Life is too hard
>cast feather fall >cast jump >leap from the frozen food aisle down a flight of stairs >break my ankle landing on the samples cart >try to have a short rest but there are too many enemies nearby
F8 F8 F8 It doesn't work
>gamble on my fast talk stat >take a sample, eat it and say "Mmm, delicious, that food item was to die for, have a splendid day cheese seller" >get teleported out of store for harassment
rat hands are wider with a more spread out palm, something something circular bone placement, they aren't built straight like their feet
sometimes they get little nubs like other animals do for random digits
im thinking of starting over, tried playing a selfish dwarf c**t but there's not enough options for that.
is the dark urge fun to play i kinda wanna be a gnome dark urge mage for memes
idk i had like 5 potions available to me for animal speaking at all times as well as the recipe for it
any time you drink that potion just go around talking to the animals before you long rest
>yes >yes? >yes (sarcasm) >yes (joke) >yes (unlocked by charisma stat) >yes (if sausage hat equiped) >no (refuse quest politely) >no (kill everything, lose all reputation and briks your save you fricking nazi chud)
>being mad there wasn't a third option to frick the rat until exploded
I just wanted to romance her.
>you will never share your mancheese (smegma) to a ratto gf
Yes, why isn't this a choice? It's a ROLEPLAYING game, isn't it? I choose to roleplay as a rat fricker!
all choices in the world boil down to "attackdon't"
>need to go get groceries
>choose not to attack my front door, nothing happens
>attack my front door to break through it and progress
>fast-forward to checkout encounter, the cashier says 'that will be 20 dollars'
>choose not to attack the cashier, nothing happens
>'sir?'
>attack the cashier and throw 20 dollars at his face
>escape the cashier while he is stunned by the shocked status effect
>don't attack the sliding door until it opens, then attack it to exit the store with momentum while it's open, missing all attacks so I can skip the manager boss fight
Life is too hard
>cast feather fall
>cast jump
>leap from the frozen food aisle down a flight of stairs
>break my ankle landing on the samples cart
>try to have a short rest but there are too many enemies nearby
F8 F8 F8 It doesn't work
>gamble on my fast talk stat
>take a sample, eat it and say "Mmm, delicious, that food item was to die for, have a splendid day cheese seller"
>get teleported out of store for harassment
ugh.... what do you mean there's no option to pet the ratto boi???
>TOTK has no voice acting
>BG3 every animal, even random rats in a dungeon have voiced dialogue if you use a talk to animals spell
Amazing
Total voice actor death
Not a real skill
Not a real career
in the temple of shar there are like 7-8 rats and only 3 personalities/voices that is split among them
>he didn't find the ritual circle
They're all the same character, moron.
>didn't cast speak to animals spell
To be fair it can be a double edged sword, made me very wary of Yenna but the cat was just very timid
I did but failed the roll, and now I will never know what they had to say.
So you do know that there are more than these two options, yet decided to make a thread?
Yes
WHAT? YOU CAN'T FRICK THE RAT? THIS IS NOT WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS AT ALL!
>random ass animal should have 50 years of backstory, its own ending etc
>3. [Pet the ratto]
>front paws have 4 fingers
>back ones have 5
Is this accurate to the lore?
true fact, rats have 4 fingers and ten toes
damn, they did their research
rat hands are wider with a more spread out palm, something something circular bone placement, they aren't built straight like their feet
sometimes they get little nubs like other animals do for random digits
I want to hold them
rats have no right being so damn cute and pink
love rats
simple as
>he can't speak with animals
skill issue.
im thinking of starting over, tried playing a selfish dwarf c**t but there's not enough options for that.
is the dark urge fun to play i kinda wanna be a gnome dark urge mage for memes
That’s Marshall, the town rat.
have you tried the "speak with animals" spell?
Yes
How about you cast speak with animals you homosexual?
It does no damage or healing so a zoomer sees it as a pointless button.
idk i had like 5 potions available to me for animal speaking at all times as well as the recipe for it
any time you drink that potion just go around talking to the animals before you long rest
>see giant eagle
>drink animal speak potion
>"Talking is stupid. Mom, kill them!"
Based eagles.
that one just talks shit like the rest of its hivemind Sharran hivemind
>3. (INT<3) [Pet the hostile vermin]
>bites your 22 str barbarian finger
>you fling it off yourself at mach 2
>it turns into paste
>yes
>yes?
>yes (sarcasm)
>yes (joke)
>yes (unlocked by charisma stat)
>yes (if sausage hat equiped)
>no (refuse quest politely)
>no (kill everything, lose all reputation and briks your save you fricking nazi chud)
Try casting talk with animals. Fricking A D & D noobs are the worst insufferable homosexuals.
The further you get into the game, the more you realise that your decisions have zero weight.
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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