Nah, they do it instinctively. Those are Chongqing Dancers, a dog bred to groove. The Chinese would hold dog dancing competitions and eat the dog that danced the worst, so over a couple thousand years, the Chongqing Dancer was perfected. Now they live to shimmy when they once shimmied to live.
>literally can’t stop torturing animals
Everytime I gain a little sympathy for chinks, I remember this and then I go back to hating them with a passion.
I've noticed that small breeds especially small poodles just do this naturally. My yorkie will do this to try and reach for food in my hand and every poodle I've met does this when they meet you.
I think that it's just something dogs learn when they try to reach for food but in big dogs this behavior would be unacceptable so only small dogs do it because they get away with being uncouth.
Nah, they do it instinctively. Those are Chongqing Dancers, a dog bred to groove. The Chinese would hold dog dancing competitions and eat the dog that danced the worst, so over a couple thousand years, the Chongqing Dancer was perfected. Now they live to shimmy when they once shimmied to live.
The energy they have to use to maintain that kind of muscle is probably about the same amount of calories we need to have a higher form of intelligence compared to animals.
The energy they have to use to maintain that kind of muscle is probably about the same amount of calories we need to have a higher form of intelligence compared to animals.
Humans loss muscle mass partly because our brain processing power but also because ape muscle is dense as frick and not very coordinated. They are build to move through trees quickly. They do not have "finess" that our less dense muscles have which is better for tool manipulation.
Our arms became ideal for tools, no longer a knuckle baring 2nd pair of fore legs meant to climb around shit with. It was a trade off.
this is gonna backfire "mucho horrible" in some years when the average anon got bombed with tran- homosexualry that they assimilate trans people as part of board life, just like how this homophobic website has a 1 gay in 2 anons ratio at this point because how deeply rooted homosexuality as a running gag is in board culture and other adjacent internet subcultures (see: gachimuchi, steve rambo)
the ultimate difference is that there isnt an inherently trans meme that people are genuinely and earnestly fond of, and even then, thats just a matter of "when", not "if"
I unfortunately have to now or else I suffer the side effect caused from withdrawal. Frick you!!!
3 months ago
Anonymous
If you are serious you should just stop as soon as possible. The longer you take it the harsher and longer the withdrawals will be. Speak with your doctor before stopping obviously, maybe he can put you in a different medication that works better for you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>You should totally stop >Stop taking those meds and take these instead >Dance for the white coats
3 months ago
Anonymous
Do you want to get better or not? You may have to go through lots of meds before you find the right one.
>constantly abuse chimp >give chimp drugs >chimp tears off face in its delirium >WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW CHIMPS ARE ALL EVIL BEASTS THAT CANNOT RESIST THEIR DEVILISH URGES? KILL ALL CHIMPS ROUNDHOUSE KICK A CHIMP BABY FEED A CHIMP TO AN ALLIGATOR etc
No the problem is Chimps are us but without emotional control. A human thinks "I want to beat the frick out this guy for offending me" but then realizes "If I do this I will face dire consequences in my society by greater powers"
Chimps don't comprehend that, only a display of power can get them to reconsider.
Chinks novels constantly use the story of a bunch of demi-gods, sperging out at commoners and then using their BS haxes to eliminate them from reality, so he is right...In some way
no i didn't feed it it's just friendly. There are a bunch of cats that hang out around here, maybe four or five, and they don't let other cats in their territory.
There's a cute black cat that shows up in my yard 10-12 times every year and tries to get in my house when I open the door. I'm sure it's the pet of someone in my neighborhood or I'd adopt it myself. I assume it's helping out with my mouse problem.
Teach? Anon, chimps are super smart. They're basically human children. They will smoke, drink, become dependent on substances and beat you up if you don't bring them more.
>you can easily rotate a shark
never thought I would be in the e-presence of an actual real shark rotater here on Ganker
3 months ago
Anonymous
once you put a hand on their nose they can't really bite you anymore and from there you just have to push their face a bit and the whole body will tense up and start orgasming
I feel so bad for people like this. It is seriously cruel in my opinion to let a child with such a visage live. Not because they will be made fun of relentlessly, which they will, but because it will be extremely hard if not impossible for them not to 1. feel looked down on by others for any number of reasons and 2. feel bad about themselves because of the way they look which may be extremely hard to come to terms with.
I genuinely believe it is unfair to let a person like this survive in the world; or rather, to let them become born in the first place if you know the means that they will come out deformed/etc.
Doctors love them because they get to leech off the parents income running pointless tests in a futile effort to extend their life until the thing inevitably expires. The parents then also capitalize on the child thanks to social media by flaunting their Freakshow child for pity tokens.
>pity tokens
But this is what I mean. It is actual malicious evil to do things like that. To "show them off" or to even let them continue to live such a harsh life and not terminating them or letting them die or something. Good and evil aren't always one sided terms if you even really believe in them, but to do shit like that is IMO like the lowest of the low kinds of evil to do.
Black person if I look like that I'll just wear a cool mask all the time
Like V from vendetta
The problem isn't the deformed fricks
Is this culture that rewards plain aesthetics and everything has to be on the fricking open and on display
Reminds me to that guy that missed one arm and had to wear prosthetics, and used the exact medical facsimile you'll think, and people used to tell him "I'm sorry for your arm". And then some dudes donated him one that was inspired by Deus Ex, and now people tell him "Cool arm"
the person who made this genuinely believes that this is happening and is staunchly anti-space exploration because he thinks NASA is a means for white people to rape aliens btw
It's kind of funny to me how photorealistic games can make gore these days, and yet I didn't even come close to vomiting until I saw the shit Indians do.
I live in LA and homies around me are buying these dogs. Like really homie? You don't live on a farm that has bears and wolves prowling the outskirts looking to make your livestock a meal. The worst part is the dogs are obviously untrained and are going to kill someone if they get out of their home. I fricking hate people.
Large dogs don't need a farm or a large house to be happy. They need frequent walks where they can interact with other dogs (aka dog parks). You can live in a tiny apartment and it'll still be fine if you can walk your dog thrice per day (obviously most people can't do this). On the other hand, if you live in a huge house with an immense backyard, you STILL need to walk your dog thrice per day.
I really enjoyed it while it was still mysterious if there were actual super natural shenanigans or if it was just a bunch of broken people coming together to heal each other in a way.
Me and a chick I used to work with actually learned the stupid dance.
Elephants and other ruminants will eat each other's shit to pass gut flora. I don't know if they like it or not, but if they don't do it they'll fricking die.
Because you are evil and failed the good run
cencipedes and scorpions compete for the same prey, if you kill centipedes (which will do nothing to you) you are just enabling scorpiongays to thrive and frick your shit up
You are just like the gays that kills spiderbros that keeps mosquitoes away
>that close up of her eyes
frick this gay earth
why do I feel more empathy towards an elefant than some brownoids getting tortured to death in rekt threads
Elephants are more innocent and thus only follows their nature, their behavior is reflective of how they are treated. Brownoids meanwhile are always malevolent towards others and filthy
>Do horses not like to breed or something?
Not with the exact other horses you want them to breed with. Turns out, getting an animal to have sex with a very specific other animal is a lot harder than it sounds. Tracktards are very autistic when it comes to selective horse breeding.
I don't know if she's collecting his semen, but mares do get jumpy during breeding. There's that one vid of a mare killing a stallion because the moronic handlers didn't restrain her correctly.
>There's that one vid of a mare killing a stallion because the moronic handlers didn't restrain her correctly.
Just saw it, and had a good laugh because the stallion audibly shits as soon as they hit the ground.
Honestly this is going to sound fricked up, but if you're about to die, try to take a shit and fart before it happens.
3 months ago
Anonymous
People on the verge of death get super conscious about how they look, they want to die while looking good. The idea of accepting your death and dying without caring about anything else is an unattainable ideal
3 months ago
Anonymous
I mean there's not being materially concerned and you know, if you can't get a nurse to do it not making your family have to clean up your butthole violently emptying itself so your corpse doesn't explode potentially diseasing your family and relatives.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Might as well, the pleasure I take in taking a shit will hopefully make the heart attack less painful
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm having the biggest, most gut-busting meal before I die.
OH NO I POOPED? Not my problem by then.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw walking to school with my crush and get hit and killed by a car, and the last image my crush has of me is my body bent backwards with my face in my shitty ass
Probably just stunned.
I hat to boot a dog in the face because it ran up on me during a lindywalk and it was all stiffened out like that for a few seconds before it got up and stumbled away
Oh I saw this little nig on instagram doing a followup, I think that moron showed another vid of the dog and another bottle laying idle to see his reaction, which was to distance himself from it,
The dog seemed walking ok
Pretty fricked up owner
Not gonna lie, those motherfrickers are impressive and Baki is right
If they were a bit bigger they'll be the apex predator on the planet
Kinda like how chihuahas and wolverines will stand against any enemy
Some small frickers are tought motherfrickers
I read somewhere that mantises don't actually eat their husbands head in the wild, and the only reason they do it when we observe them is because they're in captivity and their instincts tell them their young can't survive unless they do it. Kinda like hamsters
>-1 HP
motherfricker has never been bitten by a puppy growing his teeth... Those little bastards hurt like needles and pups move their jaws when they bite because they itch
>thinking the cat will reason "he hit me but clearly he didn't use 100% of his strength, clearly when I hit my fellow cats I should do the same"
I can already see you are a low IQ moron because you treat animals while assuming they will rationally put critical thought into what you're doing. This is not the case. You should treat animals the way you want them to treat you (and each other), this is the only way they learn, by copying behavior.
Yes they did, I have cats and they literally don't know violence because I never brought it to the table. If you hit your animals they will become aggressive, this is basic shit, I feel like I'm trying to each children that 2+2=4 and they are denying it like smartasses, well you do you buddy, keep hitting your animals and wondering why they have behavioral problems.
You completely neglect that animals do not all have a sense of reciprocal morality and some are just psychopaths, same as humans. Meet enough animals and touch grass.
>animals do not all have a sense of reciprocal morality
Cats do, dogs do, most mammals do >some are just psychopaths, same as humans
Yeah but when you watch a video of a cat doing a no-no and instantly getting hit thrice you can safely assume it is a owner problem
They do, moron. Learning to 'pull your punches' (or bite control) is one of the first 'taught' skills for animals like cats and dogs and a big part of adult animals playing with puppies/kittens.
You don't learn that by hitting your fricking cat, you learn that by yelling in pain when it bites you and then stopping interaction with the cat. If you react to bites by hitting your cat it won't learn how to pull the punches, it'll just bite you harder.
There is absolutely no justification for hitting a domestic animal. It doesn't learn anything from this. Stop being a contrarian for the sake of the argument.
negative reinforcement only works when done by a professional in a controlled environment and not by fricking hitting it with your hands, rather with a remotely controlled device (such as a shock collar), otherwise the animal will associate human contact with violence
this Black person
A small bap is not the same as straight up punching an animal that can't compete with strength. You shouldn't use more force that what the animal itself typically uses to discipline it's own children
obviously is not prepared to discipline an animal with negative reinforcement
this Black person shouldn't ever be allowed to own any animal but unfortunately this is the world we live in
>negative reinforcement only works when done by a professional in a controlled environment and not by fricking hitting it with your hands, rather with a remotely controlled device (such as a shock collar)
Lol no
Giving a tiny flick just to deter a cat biting you or something is not the same as "hitting" an animal with your hands. Should only do it if you don't instigate and if they don't listen from just being picked up. Most animals I have owned feel guilty and you only need to bap if they are being randomly overly aggressive and thinking they get to dictate everything. It is normal for animals to discipline using a tiny bite or something, a bap or small flick is the human version of a bite
animals will also kill each other for common misunderstandings
you are supposed to be a source of infallible love, the animal isn't supposed to possibly conceive that you could hit them no matter how little force you put into it
this is why when a professional uses negative reinforcement they use a shock collar, so the animal doesn't associate violence with (you), by this I am obviously not telling you to use a shock collar because it requires training and you clearly don't have enough neurons for that
In your view how did people discipline and train animals from before 1900?
most moronic post of 2024
people """trained""" animals with great difficulty, achieved questionable results and often sacrificed their animal because they thought it was "untrainable"
>animals will also kill each other for common misunderstandings
Not in my house, my cat is not allowed to frick with my rabbit too much or it knows I will pick the cat up and move it or scare it away. >you are supposed to be a source of infallible love, the animal isn't supposed to possibly conceive that you could hit them no matter how little force you put into it
lol homosexual hippie. >this is why when a professional uses negative reinforcement they use a shock collar, so the animal doesn't associate violence with (you), by this I am obviously not telling you to use a shock collar because it requires training and you clearly don't have enough neurons for that
lol homosexual hippie.
homosexuals like you that think all force is bad all the time no matter how small are dumb fricks who would have been culled out of the gene pool a thousand years ago or learned to march in lockstep with everyone else. Technology and the easiness of life is such a terrible thing that subverts nature by allowing you homosexuals to live
3 months ago
Anonymous
hippie? it's called science, there is literally a consensus around all I am saying, you are a homosexual denier and also a criminal who would be arrested if what you did was shown to the police
3 months ago
Anonymous
>it's called science
Man if only I saved soijacks
3 months ago
Anonymous
Are you merely pretending to be a moron from reddit?
not only would you be arrested, but if you told any of your friends what you're doing they would immediately think you are worse than hitler
enjoy living your life as scum
3 months ago
Anonymous
>spoil cat and do everything for it >give it a flick if it does something bad and doesn't learn from multiple non violent warnings >OMG ANONS ARE BAD
Final (You)
3 months ago
Anonymous
Are you merely pretending to be a moron from reddit?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Science says not to say the homosexual word
3 months ago
Anonymous
Please have a nice day back to whatever youtube comment section you crawled out of.
>use alcohol as anestesia for centuries >someone invents anesthesia >"nooo how do you think we have killed pain for years now, just use alcohol bro, forget this libtard anesthesia bullshit"
A small bap is not the same as straight up punching an animal that can't compete with strength. You shouldn't use more force that what the animal itself typically uses to discipline it's own children
You have to save an image to justify that you're failing the modern shiboleth? Pro-tip: People forgive reddit spacing if the post itself has merit, moron, but in this case, you're just an underaged shit-tard from reddit
Forgiven for what? Bopping a dog on the nose to teach it what's right and wrong, rather than sitting down and having a discussion with it on why it shouldn't bite humans?
Your untrained animal is going to tear some kid's arm off because you didn't train it properly. You didn't give it proper discipline. Once it gets upset at a human, it won't act correctly -- it'll be a wild and uncontrolled moment and that's how kids get their faces eaten off.
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this homie thinks animals understand why they're being hit LMAO you're just teaching your dog to be afraid of you fricking coward piece of shit
3 months ago
Anonymous
>this homie thinks animals understand why they're being hit
The science between animals and understanding association is well-recognized. You're just a dumb Black person trying to show off your first Ganker troll.
+10 Charisma
poor doggo probably gets beat up if they dont dance right
Nah, they do it instinctively. Those are Chongqing Dancers, a dog bred to groove. The Chinese would hold dog dancing competitions and eat the dog that danced the worst, so over a couple thousand years, the Chongqing Dancer was perfected. Now they live to shimmy when they once shimmied to live.
>literally can’t stop torturing animals
Everytime I gain a little sympathy for chinks, I remember this and then I go back to hating them with a passion.
Quit making me think real life furries even have a chance in hell of looking remotely cute.
They would, the issue is basically everything would be too small, and a lion man would probably hit you too hard on the Charisma check
>haha dance or I'll eat your flesh!!!
wow china culture is so rich
People gotta eat. It's a dog eat dog world out there.
Looking sexy Joanna.
You complain, but it would fix women overnight
That doesn't fricking exist why are you just making shit up.
It convinced a couple of people and I wanted to say the line "Now they live to shimmy when they once shimmied to live." once in my life.
Respectable.
you have brain problems
>Now they live to shimmy when they once shimmied to live.
beautiful
Is this real
Yes
>chinese
Now i'm frickin sure these dogs are getting beaten
>The Chinese would hold dog dancing competitions and eat the dog that danced the worst
source
>Source
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Chongqing+Dancers
>laptop starts to slow down
Fricking chinks, and their reatarded mus
>Now they live to shimmy when they once shimmied to live.
>Now they live to shimmy when they once shimmied to live.
my sides
this dog moves like it's a disney animation.
how is this possible?
Genetics and shitposting
I've noticed that small breeds especially small poodles just do this naturally. My yorkie will do this to try and reach for food in my hand and every poodle I've met does this when they meet you.
I think that it's just something dogs learn when they try to reach for food but in big dogs this behavior would be unacceptable so only small dogs do it because they get away with being uncouth.
>tranimals
Go back
Huh?
i like gorillas
they looks so calm and thoughtful
look at how gracefully hes eating that pepper
When the post nut clarity hits
BOOKER, CATCH
Why do gorillas remind me of white people?
Frick replied to the wrong person gonna kms
did he die?
>Harambe di-?
>so this spiky dinosaur thing just crawled out of the sea
>Dinosaur
why did he do it
If i was there seeing that evolve i'd be pushing it back in.
How do gorillas turn vegetables into pounds of pure muscle
Genetics. Animals don't even really have to exercise beyond moving around to be Ganker as frick.
If God is real he really screwed us over.
God was perfectly cool with hunting and gathering. This was a self-inflicted problem.
Nah, getting fat is simply a punishment for human laziness.
The energy they have to use to maintain that kind of muscle is probably about the same amount of calories we need to have a higher form of intelligence compared to animals.
the brain is very expensive
Humans loss muscle mass partly because our brain processing power but also because ape muscle is dense as frick and not very coordinated. They are build to move through trees quickly. They do not have "finess" that our less dense muscles have which is better for tool manipulation.
Our arms became ideal for tools, no longer a knuckle baring 2nd pair of fore legs meant to climb around shit with. It was a trade off.
All the calories we get from food go to our brains instead of our muscles
So that's why mutts are so fat.
>Despite making up 25% of the dogs in the house...
kek
Their special gut bacteria do it for them
Why haven't we developed some CRISP yogurt to get that shit
Rich athletes have secret deals with zoos to export gorilla shit for consumption. You think Michael Phelps was built like that naturally?
who was that anon that bought gorilla food-pucks?
>Hey, you gonna pay for that, b***h?
Do your parents a favor and end your life immediately
t. tranimal
take your meds
Excelent bait.
Humans
((you) are there)
>the goyum like animals
>but they hate trannies
You don't want to see tranimals do you?
>the goyim like anime
>but they hate troons
It's trinime goy!
kys homosexual
Black person
ask me how I know you're brown
We really went from -gay to -tran as a spammed suffix, didnt we?
technically it is a prefix
It works as a linguistic evolution.
It's basically the same concept but applied to modern sensibilities.
this is gonna backfire "mucho horrible" in some years when the average anon got bombed with tran- homosexualry that they assimilate trans people as part of board life, just like how this homophobic website has a 1 gay in 2 anons ratio at this point because how deeply rooted homosexuality as a running gag is in board culture and other adjacent internet subcultures (see: gachimuchi, steve rambo)
the ultimate difference is that there isnt an inherently trans meme that people are genuinely and earnestly fond of, and even then, thats just a matter of "when", not "if"
gachimuchi was a jap meme first and foremost
*taps slowly the "and other adjacent internet subcultures" part*
>hating animals
from all the animal killing videos, probably russian.
I've always liked animals, but now I see them and think, "Women would rather frick this thing than me."
that’s a totally normal thought to have
please see a mental health professional I am begging you just one session ONE
>pharma cultist zombie
Go away
>Go to mental health prof
>Notice she is rather disturbed talking to me
>Wants to give me meds after first session
Take your meds
I unfortunately have to now or else I suffer the side effect caused from withdrawal. Frick you!!!
If you are serious you should just stop as soon as possible. The longer you take it the harsher and longer the withdrawals will be. Speak with your doctor before stopping obviously, maybe he can put you in a different medication that works better for you.
>You should totally stop
>Stop taking those meds and take these instead
>Dance for the white coats
Do you want to get better or not? You may have to go through lots of meds before you find the right one.
tranimal board
Fricking disgusting animal
t. non white
Nice Pooka you have there
That's a Chongqing Dancer
Dying when you have low HP is always going to be hilarious.
>take a small fall
>character has a heart attack upon landing and dies
you just reminded me of a funny pvp moment I had in DaS3 where what you said is exactly what happened.
-100 HP
The complete betrayal of trust of an innocent animal triggers me greatly, even though I know it was technically harmless.
homosexual
You're right. Doesn't matter if it's not really harmful, it's still Black personish behavior.
fricking nancy
cats are not innocent
>wet condition
>stunned
I feel so bad for laughing but it's so funny
how dare you D:
I love killing those little low level mobs. I destroy them by the dozens.
Friendship level: 100%
omg
Cute!
until it grows up and tears your face off
>constantly abuse chimp
>give chimp drugs
>chimp tears off face in its delirium
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW CHIMPS ARE ALL EVIL BEASTS THAT CANNOT RESIST THEIR DEVILISH URGES? KILL ALL CHIMPS ROUNDHOUSE KICK A CHIMP BABY FEED A CHIMP TO AN ALLIGATOR etc
No the problem is Chimps are us but without emotional control. A human thinks "I want to beat the frick out this guy for offending me" but then realizes "If I do this I will face dire consequences in my society by greater powers"
Chimps don't comprehend that, only a display of power can get them to reconsider.
I had to reread your post because I read it as "chinks" at first and I wondered why did you start talking about them all of sudden.
Chinks novels constantly use the story of a bunch of demi-gods, sperging out at commoners and then using their BS haxes to eliminate them from reality, so he is right...In some way
That's racist.
Chimps are basically really strong toddlers
Wow, I'd hate to live in a world where we have to deal with Chimps in our day to day lives.
Samoan babies that can run fast. THAT’S who’s going to survive.
You just know this guy has a dirty ponytail in a bun or something
cute squirrel
>1HP
>no healing items
mfw full health pack
there's some cat in my complex that I hang out with
Did you feed it? Looks cute
no i didn't feed it it's just friendly. There are a bunch of cats that hang out around here, maybe four or five, and they don't let other cats in their territory.
Cute leg
Can I cum on it?
I see. Best of luck making friends with it, I hope it goes well.
There's a cute black cat that shows up in my yard 10-12 times every year and tries to get in my house when I open the door. I'm sure it's the pet of someone in my neighborhood or I'd adopt it myself. I assume it's helping out with my mouse problem.
-50% movement speed
More like -100%
He's just jiving to that groovy spread
I just want tk say that snakes feel really good when they slither around your naked body
That is all
Huh?
I believe it
bros Lamias want us
hey, wanna meet up for sex later? I'll slide my tongue all over-- wait, nevermind. you're probably not a femboy.
I don't know about slithering all over my naked body, but my old ball python loved being worn as a living scarf and was surprisingly comfy.
>When you turn on the sine in the synthesizer
+20 stamina recovery
holy shit that snake ate an entire cake
What a thrill...
?si=lEX8Uh9faQzEewjZ
STILLLLLLLLLLL IN A DREEEAM CAAAAAAAAAKE EATERRRRRRR
>Enemy lurks outside your field of view
>AMATERASU!
why come they eyes be red?
chlorine in the water
potheads
blood rage
life or death situations do that
When your weed dealer finally pulls up
Stealth: 30
man i fricking love real life and nature
they are so awkward
I wish animals were real.
>No cap on the amount of familiars you can have
>not pictured: the 50 foxes about to have a bad day
as a furry that would be great material for a gay furry porn comic, if you catch my drift
How severe do you think the beatings were before they were trained to behave like this?
Me on the back at the stairs
Did this on a minecraft server
>had so many dogs i would lag the place
>my combat strategy was to just stand still and lag the enemy with my dogs
>he didn't spec into sheep aura
Dexterity: 100
wtf man, he was pulling a comeback too
That's a real gamer.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
+50% Daze
>Videogames had drugs
>getting a chimp high
That could have ended very differently.
Marijuana is a hell of a lot safer to give a chimp than LSD.
show me a clip of monkey on lsd
Implying anyone made it out alive to show the recording
Average Winnipeg fan
>Jest fans
>jest fans
how tf did they teach a chimp how to smoke
Monkeys love to smoke
Teach? Anon, chimps are super smart. They're basically human children. They will smoke, drink, become dependent on substances and beat you up if you don't bring them more.
>game has random encounters
How do you respond without sounding mad?
how the frick do you manage to perry a shark
things have next to no weight underwater, you can easily rotate a shark but people who do it usually wear protective "mail" armor
>you can easily rotate a shark
never thought I would be in the e-presence of an actual real shark rotater here on Ganker
once you put a hand on their nose they can't really bite you anymore and from there you just have to push their face a bit and the whole body will tense up and start orgasming
Is that a great white? I can’t tell
Seduction level: 10
my b***h does that exact thing to me, she loves getting the hiny slaps
some dogs just like it,I suspect it's females
It stimulates in the same way a male trying to mount and activates some whatever the frick in their brains telling them to breed.
uhhh dogbros, our response??
She looks like she fricks human men
>turns around
>Alright, get in.
-keystone
>game has 100% critical hit chance on weakspots
No seriously, without a hint of irony, what would you even do in this situation? Would you just wear an atheltic cup 24/7 after this
Just rip it's arm off, then the claw will release.
Latency: 500ms
out fricking skilled
Human @ Bright Powder
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Timid Nature
- Peck
- Attract
- Pound
- Self Destruct
Is he okay?
Yeah bro, the Yeti just missed his High Jump Kick and took crash damage. The human filming that was fine.
DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS
why did he do it?
Could you resist the urge to give your bro a titty twister?
?t=105
>a buck preparing to be broken
zesty monke presenting ass to his human master
My sides. I'm glad messatsu exists.
>game gives you a quest to follow a character
>Cloud nibel protomateria quest.webm
>Game forces you to run away from an invincible enemy
kino
Finally, a good jurassic park sequel.
>serious sam 3 DRM
i like it when animals observe
Are Giraffes cool? Can I pet them?
They're gay.
This.
>Chocolate lever: Very tasty
>resident evil 6
they will glady eat lettuce from your hand
It's being so careful, meanwhile a horse would've stomped the turtle and broken its own neck like evil morons they are
horses are known for being really very bad people
Literally exists and it takes ages
the simpsons did it first
Invasions: enabled
poppy playtime 4 lookin gooooooooood
Disguise: 50
>+50 insanity
>You learned a new manmade horror beyond your comprehension
I feel so bad for people like this. It is seriously cruel in my opinion to let a child with such a visage live. Not because they will be made fun of relentlessly, which they will, but because it will be extremely hard if not impossible for them not to 1. feel looked down on by others for any number of reasons and 2. feel bad about themselves because of the way they look which may be extremely hard to come to terms with.
I genuinely believe it is unfair to let a person like this survive in the world; or rather, to let them become born in the first place if you know the means that they will come out deformed/etc.
Doctors love them because they get to leech off the parents income running pointless tests in a futile effort to extend their life until the thing inevitably expires. The parents then also capitalize on the child thanks to social media by flaunting their Freakshow child for pity tokens.
>pity tokens
But this is what I mean. It is actual malicious evil to do things like that. To "show them off" or to even let them continue to live such a harsh life and not terminating them or letting them die or something. Good and evil aren't always one sided terms if you even really believe in them, but to do shit like that is IMO like the lowest of the low kinds of evil to do.
They have progeria they'll be dead before they're adults
Black person if I look like that I'll just wear a cool mask all the time
Like V from vendetta
The problem isn't the deformed fricks
Is this culture that rewards plain aesthetics and everything has to be on the fricking open and on display
Reminds me to that guy that missed one arm and had to wear prosthetics, and used the exact medical facsimile you'll think, and people used to tell him "I'm sorry for your arm". And then some dudes donated him one that was inspired by Deus Ex, and now people tell him "Cool arm"
The gaylliums are breeding our women now? it's joever for the human race
>breeding our women
They're the ones getting bred anon.
the person who made this genuinely believes that this is happening and is staunchly anti-space exploration because he thinks NASA is a means for white people to rape aliens btw
That's funny not gonna lie. I love it when schizos make memeable comics.
>Konnichiwa dude!
i want a cute happy little marsian gf to show the earths culture to
and then im gonna teach to her to be racist against browns
NASA could just tell us they need the funding to rape aliens and we'd understand.
Makes me think of the kids from Akira
do the bigger brains make them smarter?
+10 insight
Do you smell what he's cooking?
Me when I'm reading a visual novel and my dog farts
+100 luck
It's kind of funny to me how photorealistic games can make gore these days, and yet I didn't even come close to vomiting until I saw the shit Indians do.
>its funny that im a racist moron that thinks hes smart but really im a dumb little homosexual xD
whiter than you so dont even bother lmao
how is an indian whiter than anybody
To be fair they prolly smell better than average compared to theor peers
No panjeet noooo
The Rock - milky variant
>Enemies can open doors
SOME
>the gentle paw when stopping the door
Not the first rodeo
>boss is defeated by being nice to him
Level: 99
What breed of dog is this? That's a big ass guy.
Just manly tears feeding his chihuahua.
some kinda mastiff probably
Looks like a Kangal
you just know
I live in LA and homies around me are buying these dogs. Like really homie? You don't live on a farm that has bears and wolves prowling the outskirts looking to make your livestock a meal. The worst part is the dogs are obviously untrained and are going to kill someone if they get out of their home. I fricking hate people.
Large dogs don't need a farm or a large house to be happy. They need frequent walks where they can interact with other dogs (aka dog parks). You can live in a tiny apartment and it'll still be fine if you can walk your dog thrice per day (obviously most people can't do this). On the other hand, if you live in a huge house with an immense backyard, you STILL need to walk your dog thrice per day.
furgays won't need a bad dragon witj a dog like that
pretty sure that's an alabai, central asian shepherd, also known as wolfkiller
massive fricking dogs, enormous in person
>Manly tears plays with his chihuahua
How much human pussy do you think this chad dog gets
>Wireless controller runs out of battery mid game
No you can't stick your dick in there.
>when you out the floodgate
imagine
god I wish that were me
>villain needs to eat to reach his perfect form
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
Charisma: 100
That's a 20 dice roll if I've ever seen one.
>speech+agility check failed.
This show was so dumb but I loved it.
Can you give the name so I know never to watch it?
The OA
I really enjoyed it while it was still mysterious if there were actual super natural shenanigans or if it was just a bunch of broken people coming together to heal each other in a way.
Me and a chick I used to work with actually learned the stupid dance.
>gay level 1000
True, where's the black people and shit?
>Boss gets chased away by an even bigger boss
>you cannot carry any more of this item
You cut the part where he stood on top of it and the cat was banging to get out
>Enemy spawns in unlikely place
maybe there is something to this toilet witch thing
Yeah, that's the only place in India with clean water.
>indian elephant
MOOOOOOODS THEY’RE HAVING FUN WITHOUT LIMITS AGAIN
>zandatsu
...do you think the receiver enjoys this?
Elephants and other ruminants will eat each other's shit to pass gut flora. I don't know if they like it or not, but if they don't do it they'll fricking die.
>game releases new customization items
>literally everybody and everything the next day
>DOGGERS could be here
now that's a cool cat
>-1 HP
could 100 of these kill a peak human?
+2 Renegade
>mfw realize thread is off-topic
>boss is just a wild animal trying to protect its young
I would kill that thing and its children without a second thought.
Because you are evil and failed the good run
cencipedes and scorpions compete for the same prey, if you kill centipedes (which will do nothing to you) you are just enabling scorpiongays to thrive and frick your shit up
You are just like the gays that kills spiderbros that keeps mosquitoes away
its so weird how centipedes have maternal instincts. that always feels like a non-chitinhaver thing.
>tfw no centipede gf
mmmmm sushi
>secret cutscene that plays only under certain unlock conditions
>enemies have bad pathfinding
Samjo no!
He'll be back in a minute, anon
>Can't post Alfonso as an accompanying image
Bakugan
>Dragon's Dogma pawns
>Boss has a tragic backstory that is revealed after you already landed the killing blow on them
I hate when they do that
>that close up of her eyes
frick this gay earth
why do I feel more empathy towards an elefant than some brownoids getting tortured to death in rekt threads
because the elephant is more intelligent
Elephants are more innocent and thus only follows their nature, their behavior is reflective of how they are treated. Brownoids meanwhile are always malevolent towards others and filthy
You fell for propaganda and your empathy has only developed half way.
>game has mounts
one can comprehend
nice mount
the horse is pretty rad too
The knowledge is held within the user
she looks like she fricks black horses.
she rides that dick
inquiring minds just got to know
one is but aware
>environmental storytelling
I'm tired of knowing.
ignorance is bliss
>pattern recognition is useful in this situation
one simply comprehends
Is that kokuoh
What the frick is wrong with browns?
Insight +1
damn she's riding him bareback
>difficulty curve
>NO BARKING
IK
I look like this and do this
LONDON
O
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D
O
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+2 con -1 int -1cha
>game has wise hermit
Oh wise frog of the log, tell me your secrets
>You are more capable than you think. You need only but try.
unbothered, moisturized, happy
>when u get stunlocked
Go away you massive homosexual. You're scaring the flies!
>it's the israelites
wtf
>CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
>SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
>AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THIER WOMEN
Feels like it would sell me spells in Dark Souls.
+20 SP
>+5 flight
Who is that?
dog will remember that
>game has breeding mechanic
Horse chicks are something else.
fr
Rich women have it so good
Yeah those fricker treat them, well... like chicken nuggets
That seems really fricking dangerous. Don't they have mounts specifically for this sort of thing?
it's not, he's pretty restrained, besides the mount is already in the video
What the frick? What is the reason behind doing this? Do horses not like to breed or something?
some horse semen is expensive as frick, or it's an episode of Jackass
No joke, people actually drop tens of thousands for a batch of horse semen.
>people actually drop tens of thousands for a batch of horse semen
can you not hire a escort?
>Do horses not like to breed or something?
Not with the exact other horses you want them to breed with. Turns out, getting an animal to have sex with a very specific other animal is a lot harder than it sounds. Tracktards are very autistic when it comes to selective horse breeding.
mares will kill stallions if they feel like it
I don't know if she's collecting his semen, but mares do get jumpy during breeding. There's that one vid of a mare killing a stallion because the moronic handlers didn't restrain her correctly.
>There's that one vid of a mare killing a stallion because the moronic handlers didn't restrain her correctly.
Just saw it, and had a good laugh because the stallion audibly shits as soon as they hit the ground.
>that one vid of a mare killing a stallion because the moronic handlers didn't restrain her correctly
>"the worst she can do is say is no!"
>He just shits everywhere
Is he okay?
you tend to loosen your bowels when you die
He got the shit kicked out of him, what do you think?
He's in a better world now.
Animals have evolved to do that.
>get kicked in the face
>start violently shitting and farting
I mean how else are you supposed to react to this?
Honestly this is going to sound fricked up, but if you're about to die, try to take a shit and fart before it happens.
People on the verge of death get super conscious about how they look, they want to die while looking good. The idea of accepting your death and dying without caring about anything else is an unattainable ideal
I mean there's not being materially concerned and you know, if you can't get a nurse to do it not making your family have to clean up your butthole violently emptying itself so your corpse doesn't explode potentially diseasing your family and relatives.
Might as well, the pleasure I take in taking a shit will hopefully make the heart attack less painful
I'm having the biggest, most gut-busting meal before I die.
OH NO I POOPED? Not my problem by then.
>tfw walking to school with my crush and get hit and killed by a car, and the last image my crush has of me is my body bent backwards with my face in my shitty ass
>when the pussy hit just right
Red dead II ending.
there's a multi-billion dollar industry around breeding horses, if you owned a high grade horse you'd be jacking it off too.
There's another video where a female kicks a prize stallion and it goes out like a light.
it has good nutrition value
horse racing, moron
are you like 8 years old
Deep down she enjoys her job. You know it, I know it.
>mfw will never be that horse
WHAT IS SHE DOING TO THE HORSIE???
Giving it the best orgasm of its life
Who enjoyed it more?
>NPCs give you rewards for completing quests
>Game has an animal NPC that gives you a quest
>The animal gives you a reward
Order up
>you have alerted the horde
Diagusting brownies
>Game mode: King of the Hill
>pool right next to the ocean
How often does that shit get flooded?
if that were me id cuddle the sea lion
GET OUTTA THE WAY HUMAN LITTLE SHIT
>game has data mining
>Stunned!
>game has built in mod support
what is going on here?
Thats how they ferment kefir
hp/mp fully restored
Flirt (100%)
breasts not big enough
>random status effect on hit
>STUN
Is he okay?
His either got shrapnel through the skull, his heart ripped from shock, or felt eepy
Yeah
Probably just stunned.
I hat to boot a dog in the face because it ran up on me during a lindywalk and it was all stiffened out like that for a few seconds before it got up and stumbled away
Oh I saw this little nig on instagram doing a followup, I think that moron showed another vid of the dog and another bottle laying idle to see his reaction, which was to distance himself from it,
The dog seemed walking ok
Pretty fricked up owner
Fully extended stiff legs suggests a concussion or some other brain injury
WHAT the heck is that? a giant overinflated bottle of beer? why does it kill the dog?
c**t made a dry ice bomb.
>-10 mobility
>-10 charisma
>npcs can get comfy
Does every animal in the world yawn? Why has this not been patched yet?
It's either a non-critical bug or a feature. Why bother then?
>yawning underwater while being an air breathing creature
Puppies > kittens > dogs >>>>> festering and steaming pile of shit > cats
Michael I know you lurk here. This is literally you.
My name's Jeremy
impostor
>THAT KITTEN IS A SPY
>Disguise Kit
Post the adult cat one
>game lets you ride animals
epic mount
>press to toggle lock on
+45 adaptation
Rats, corvids, octopi.
There are a good number of candidates to take over the earth after we are gone.
I was gonna say wienerroaches but they will probably go extinct without wieners to roach
>enemy can use the wienerroach dash
>game requires using the wiki to progress
instant death
Skillz
>fresh character can immediately attempt the final boss
fukken mantids man
Not gonna lie, those motherfrickers are impressive and Baki is right
If they were a bit bigger they'll be the apex predator on the planet
Kinda like how chihuahas and wolverines will stand against any enemy
Some small frickers are tought motherfrickers
Nah, they're just dumb, like Honey Badgers.
Honey Badgers don't give a frick.
>you have size, *and that is all*
>LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS
out fricking skilled
This reminds me of that old Dark Souls clip where a hollow teleports into the backstab animation the second he presses the attack button
I read somewhere that mantises don't actually eat their husbands head in the wild, and the only reason they do it when we observe them is because they're in captivity and their instincts tell them their young can't survive unless they do it. Kinda like hamsters
>Game has cosmetic textures for your characters
That's one fricked up looking dog
That's a salami
Salami :DDD
I think that minced beef is a little uncooked bro.
>genre: soulslike
>NPC's make political statements
Slam that little mutts head into the sidewalk if it bit me like that
>enemies can be used as tools
>point and click solutions
>Ehhhhh, it's a living
God, Indians are the most subhuman race in the planet
Frog is better
Why is this rock eating flies? Is this the evolution I keep hearing about? Explain yourselves evolucucks.
>flies
theyre walking, not flying, moron
are babies allowed in animal threads
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT KID DRINKING
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(drink)
green lean
>flyers are op
>-1 HP
motherfricker has never been bitten by a puppy growing his teeth... Those little bastards hurt like needles and pups move their jaws when they bite because they itch
>use bait to summon animals
>enemies ignore the bait
>team griefing
>Game lets you romance enemies
>game has poor flying mechanics
He didn't fly so good.
wtf why would anyone do that
Do what? Play with their dog?
why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
To dispose of the body while ensuring death. Many people have survived airplane falls, Bane.
>boss calls for help half way through the fight
>moron hits his cat and the wonders why the cat hits the other cat
humans owning animals was the greatest mistake ever
>slightly touching the cat is....Hitting it
Stop acting so queerish
>thinking the cat will reason "he hit me but clearly he didn't use 100% of his strength, clearly when I hit my fellow cats I should do the same"
I can already see you are a low IQ moron because you treat animals while assuming they will rationally put critical thought into what you're doing. This is not the case. You should treat animals the way you want them to treat you (and each other), this is the only way they learn, by copying behavior.
Cats are malicious shits and didn't learn to beat each other up from the owner, lmao
Yes they did, I have cats and they literally don't know violence because I never brought it to the table. If you hit your animals they will become aggressive, this is basic shit, I feel like I'm trying to each children that 2+2=4 and they are denying it like smartasses, well you do you buddy, keep hitting your animals and wondering why they have behavioral problems.
You completely neglect that animals do not all have a sense of reciprocal morality and some are just psychopaths, same as humans. Meet enough animals and touch grass.
>animals do not all have a sense of reciprocal morality
Cats do, dogs do, most mammals do
>some are just psychopaths, same as humans
Yeah but when you watch a video of a cat doing a no-no and instantly getting hit thrice you can safely assume it is a owner problem
They do, moron. Learning to 'pull your punches' (or bite control) is one of the first 'taught' skills for animals like cats and dogs and a big part of adult animals playing with puppies/kittens.
You don't learn that by hitting your fricking cat, you learn that by yelling in pain when it bites you and then stopping interaction with the cat. If you react to bites by hitting your cat it won't learn how to pull the punches, it'll just bite you harder.
There is absolutely no justification for hitting a domestic animal. It doesn't learn anything from this. Stop being a contrarian for the sake of the argument.
Never heard of the multi million dollar gambling industry called Horse Racing?
>items can temporarily increase your intelligence
nature just doesnt quit
It's just an air bubble
>animal companion has inventory slots
>you can put your enemies in jail
item dupe glitch
>enemy acquires new ability during second phase
>enemies play with their prey
YJK
Fricking leafs, I swear.
Objective: ESCAPE
The horizontal spin dash.
These low to the ground cars are fun as shit to ride around in.
>20 Wisdom
>open world game has ubisoft towers
>game has cats
>Bump limit
It's been fun Anons.
Remember the Chongqing Dancers
>Game has moronic babies
also mods were very nice in leaving this thread alive
>game spawns an unkillable enemy in an inconvenient area
why that cat look like marilyn manson
>collision in mmo
are Black folk really defending hitting animals for discipline in this thread
I mean technically it works, positive reinforcement works better.
Which is why every communist society will fail.
negative reinforcement only works when done by a professional in a controlled environment and not by fricking hitting it with your hands, rather with a remotely controlled device (such as a shock collar), otherwise the animal will associate human contact with violence
this Black person
obviously is not prepared to discipline an animal with negative reinforcement
this Black person shouldn't ever be allowed to own any animal but unfortunately this is the world we live in
>negative reinforcement only works when done by a professional in a controlled environment and not by fricking hitting it with your hands, rather with a remotely controlled device (such as a shock collar)
Lol no
Giving a tiny flick just to deter a cat biting you or something is not the same as "hitting" an animal with your hands. Should only do it if you don't instigate and if they don't listen from just being picked up. Most animals I have owned feel guilty and you only need to bap if they are being randomly overly aggressive and thinking they get to dictate everything. It is normal for animals to discipline using a tiny bite or something, a bap or small flick is the human version of a bite
animals will also kill each other for common misunderstandings
you are supposed to be a source of infallible love, the animal isn't supposed to possibly conceive that you could hit them no matter how little force you put into it
this is why when a professional uses negative reinforcement they use a shock collar, so the animal doesn't associate violence with (you), by this I am obviously not telling you to use a shock collar because it requires training and you clearly don't have enough neurons for that
most moronic post of 2024
people """trained""" animals with great difficulty, achieved questionable results and often sacrificed their animal because they thought it was "untrainable"
>animals will also kill each other for common misunderstandings
Not in my house, my cat is not allowed to frick with my rabbit too much or it knows I will pick the cat up and move it or scare it away.
>you are supposed to be a source of infallible love, the animal isn't supposed to possibly conceive that you could hit them no matter how little force you put into it
lol homosexual hippie.
>this is why when a professional uses negative reinforcement they use a shock collar, so the animal doesn't associate violence with (you), by this I am obviously not telling you to use a shock collar because it requires training and you clearly don't have enough neurons for that
lol homosexual hippie.
homosexuals like you that think all force is bad all the time no matter how small are dumb fricks who would have been culled out of the gene pool a thousand years ago or learned to march in lockstep with everyone else. Technology and the easiness of life is such a terrible thing that subverts nature by allowing you homosexuals to live
hippie? it's called science, there is literally a consensus around all I am saying, you are a homosexual denier and also a criminal who would be arrested if what you did was shown to the police
>it's called science
Man if only I saved soijacks
not only would you be arrested, but if you told any of your friends what you're doing they would immediately think you are worse than hitler
enjoy living your life as scum
>spoil cat and do everything for it
>give it a flick if it does something bad and doesn't learn from multiple non violent warnings
>OMG ANONS ARE BAD
Final (You)
Are you merely pretending to be a moron from reddit?
Science says not to say the homosexual word
Please have a nice day back to whatever youtube comment section you crawled out of.
You are aware that domestication and animal training started before written history, yes?
In your view how did people discipline and train animals from before 1900?
>use alcohol as anestesia for centuries
>someone invents anesthesia
>"nooo how do you think we have killed pain for years now, just use alcohol bro, forget this libtard anesthesia bullshit"
A small bap is not the same as straight up punching an animal that can't compete with strength. You shouldn't use more force that what the animal itself typically uses to discipline it's own children
Okay. I am not going to argue with you anymore. Have fun hitting your pets. Hopefully someone will film you and you will be arrested one day.
>game has romancable allies
cheetah > lioness
Those are some very girly eyes not gonna lie familiar
What's weird is if you look at them without makeup, men have prettier eyes.
i miss my dog so much
you can tell modern Ganker is mainly brown "people" from how every animal thread derails into animal abuse
it's a lot of hispanics and SEABlack folk
ah reddit spacer is a bot
you mean you?
You have to save an image to justify that you're failing the modern shiboleth? Pro-tip: People forgive reddit spacing if the post itself has merit, moron, but in this case, you're just an underaged shit-tard from reddit
you won't be forgiven, remember this when your judgment comes
Forgiven for what? Bopping a dog on the nose to teach it what's right and wrong, rather than sitting down and having a discussion with it on why it shouldn't bite humans?
Your untrained animal is going to tear some kid's arm off because you didn't train it properly. You didn't give it proper discipline. Once it gets upset at a human, it won't act correctly -- it'll be a wild and uncontrolled moment and that's how kids get their faces eaten off.
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this homie thinks animals understand why they're being hit LMAO you're just teaching your dog to be afraid of you fricking coward piece of shit
>this homie thinks animals understand why they're being hit
The science between animals and understanding association is well-recognized. You're just a dumb Black person trying to show off your first Ganker troll.
You will literally go to hell because you hit animals, good luck explaining "b-but it was just a light punch"
clearly some of these anons didn't receive enough spankings from their parents
Excuse me, it's 2015+9, don't make be break out the shock collar.
i hate humans
t. tranimal