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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were never going to be able to capture the magic of the original

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but they did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Until they ruined it with the time jannies not long after this. Seriously the demo was such a fricking bait and switch, made it seem like they were gonna pull it off but as soon as the full game picks up after this Sephiroth tries to rape you in an alley

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but they captured the atmosphere perfectly, and the story elements being slightly different does very little to change that. seriously, they nailed the locations, music, voices, etc. I don't understand people being so uptight about the changes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Manifestations of fate appear to stop the events of a game new players haven't even played and were expected to understand
            >Characters who were supposed to die literally live
            >Sephiroth who at this point you never even see carves open a pocket dimension in which you defeat the literal final boss of the original while killing said manifestation of destiny, totally fricking up the stakes for the second act
            >slightly different
            I literally cannot comprehend this level of stupidity, like it's unfathomable I share the planet with something like this that also calls itself a human

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's not at all as serious as you're trying to make it out to be, you just want to be outraged
              >Manifestations of fate appear to stop the events of a game new players haven't even played and were expected to understand
              >Characters who were supposed to die literally live
              both irrelevant points, nothing is 'supposed' to happen.
              >Sephiroth who at this point you never even see carves open a pocket dimension in which you defeat the literal final boss of the original while killing said manifestation of destiny, totally fricking up the stakes for the second act
              fricking up the stakes how? sephiroth takes you into an alternate timeline where nothing you did matters. there was no fricking up the stakes, you're basically there for fun. you have absolutely no idea what the real ending is going to be, and that's why you're upset, you hate new things.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but he did try it and disliked it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know but if I acknowledged that it would make him look reasonable and that's counterproductive to my silly strawman approach

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the game isn't even finished

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm paying money for this coffee, if it isn't what I want I'm not buying it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                then don't buy it, you have the option of not buying it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then buy one, dislike it, and don't buy more of the same in future. Also any criticisms you have of it should be kept to yourself so that people who like it can enjoy it without hearing your complaints.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a.k.a. please stop talking shit about my fav game because it makes me sad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >food analogy
              Sorry you wanted to see the exact same thing over and over. Meanwhile the VAST MAJORITY of players got something new and love it. Maybe videogames just aren't for you anymore?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Sephiroth tricks you into destroying the literal manifestation of destiny
              >destiny which the planet has full control over
              >the same destiny that makes sure Sephiroth gets btfo no matter what
              >Sephiroth absorbs said destiny, giving him full control
              >fricking up the stakes for the second act
              You didn't understand shit did you ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >suddenly Destiny is something that exists in FF7
                >also Destiny has a physical form
                >and it can be killed by Cloud, Barret, Tifa and Aerith
                >before they meet Choco Billy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hello I'm Sephiroth and I've spent a ridiculous amount of time roaming the lifestream and finally gained knowledge of how to frick you all up for good, let me open a portal to the singularity where I'm trapped so I can set my plans in motion.
                Yeah, before chocobilly. Sephiroth needs to make them feel like gods in order to achieve his goal, while making them think they're doing the opposite

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think the original point was calling out

                but they captured the atmosphere perfectly, and the story elements being slightly different does very little to change that. seriously, they nailed the locations, music, voices, etc. I don't understand people being so uptight about the changes

                claiming the changes were slightly different, which by your own admission here it clearly isn't, it's a wild deviation from the original, which

                >Manifestations of fate appear to stop the events of a game new players haven't even played and were expected to understand
                >Characters who were supposed to die literally live
                >Sephiroth who at this point you never even see carves open a pocket dimension in which you defeat the literal final boss of the original while killing said manifestation of destiny, totally fricking up the stakes for the second act
                >slightly different
                I literally cannot comprehend this level of stupidity, like it's unfathomable I share the planet with something like this that also calls itself a human

                was rightly pointing out. Everything single reply to that was explaining WHY that happened and ignoring what a fricking shark jump all that shit is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >95% the same story
                >5% new intriguing plot point
                >Wild deviation
                I think people don't realise that the whole remake trilogy will be far less different than they think

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >intriguing
                lel, good one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well I'm intrigued to see how Sephiroth's plans will develop

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was. If you're not a purist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hello I'm Sephiroth and I've spent a ridiculous amount of time roaming the lifestream and finally gained knowledge of how to frick you all up for good, let me open a portal to the singularity where I'm trapped so I can set my plans in motion.
                Yeah, before chocobilly. Sephiroth needs to make them feel like gods in order to achieve his goal, while making them think they're doing the opposite

                Also destiny is nothing new. Aerith knew she had to die in the original

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is literally nothing dumb enough they could write that morons won't immediately fall over themselves to see as good.
                They even claim the time jannies were canon in the original game.

                They can make Genesis the big bad now and immediately autistic chumps will argue that that's good "and actually the only thing that makes sense"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There is literally nothing dumb enough they could write that morons won't immediately fall over themselves to see as good.
                Well, it depends if they frick with their ships since that's all that compilationhomosexuals really care about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sadly true. look at this homosexual

                [...]
                Also destiny is nothing new. Aerith knew she had to die in the original

                genuinely equating aerith accepting her fate to a giant god like monster which literally - LITERALLY IS the CONCEPT of FATE, which can be KILLED with punches.
                find me something that would make these "people" say "okay this is bad writing" and I'll eat my hat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The harbinger is nothing more than a weapon. In case you missed it, you could kill literal kaijus with punches in the original, stop pretending remake introduced this concept

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >proving

                There is literally nothing dumb enough they could write that morons won't immediately fall over themselves to see as good.


                They even claim the time jannies were canon in the original game.

                They can make Genesis the big bad now and immediately autistic chumps will argue that that's good "and actually the only thing that makes sense" right
                the weapons are just big monsters. if you can't see why that's different from FATE being something you can kill, then I'm sorry, you just have kingdom hearts brainrot and you'll accept anything they write in and never call any of it bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, the weapons are summons from the planet to protect its fate at all costs aka destroying the threat.
                The harbinger is a weapon summoned by the planet to protect its fate at all costs aka destroying the threat, with the added notion that it serves as a prison for Sephiroth.
                This is the same concept, except remake expands on it, and acknowledges the existence of the original, and introduces the idea that everything must be set in stone, except Sephiroth says frick that. I'd rather have that than the original copy pasted with pretty graphics

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yep,

                There is literally nothing dumb enough they could write that morons won't immediately fall over themselves to see as good.
                They even claim the time jannies were canon in the original game.

                They can make Genesis the big bad now and immediately autistic chumps will argue that that's good "and actually the only thing that makes sense"

                was right

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't make a single valid point
                As expected

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do people keep comparing this to Kingdom Hearts? Fate is not a central concept in KH, just referred to rarely, and the Whispers were more like ghosts or Harry Potter dementors if anything, not KH's heartless.

                In any case, I do think the Weapons in OG would be mocked today for how drastic and sudden they are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because underage didn't play the other FF games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everything thats remotely emotional or fantastic beyond imagination is immediately KH for people who hasnt played KH ever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I do think the Weapons in OG would be mocked today for how drastic and sudden they are.
                But the Weapons are badass as frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cant wait to fight this homie in reckoning
                I bet you will climb his arms to get to him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                him and emerald weapon didnt even exist in the original JP release, it was just sapphire(who never is named ingame) diamond and ultimate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ruby Weapon looks pretty cool in FF14

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ruins ruby weapon my making him groundon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I remember an old reaction image of a raging red face that looked exactly like that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There is literally nothing dumb enough they could write that morons won't immediately fall over themselves to see as good.
                Well, it depends if they frick with their ships since that's all that compilationhomosexuals really care about.

                sadly true. look at this homosexual [...]

                genuinely equating aerith accepting her fate to a giant god like monster which literally - LITERALLY IS the CONCEPT of FATE, which can be KILLED with punches.
                find me something that would make these "people" say "okay this is bad writing" and I'll eat my hat

                If you haven't been paying attention this has been a phenomenon ever since FFVIII.
                Most people accept there are holes in the story. Other special individuals refuse to accept it and would rather dream up excuses, no matter how far fetched, to say "actually if you do your research the plot has NO holes at all, and NO bad writing"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a fricking story with anime bullshit you fricking moron. Calm the frick down. Yes I am talking about FFVII. Jesus Christ. You're not "smarter" just because you prefer a different type of a poorly written anime bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's all just stupid. Why do people say Empire Strikes Back is good then say Rise of Skywalker is bad? It's all dumb shit that isn't real.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Manifestations of fate appear to stop the events of a game new players haven't even played and were expected to understand
              The time jannies did the exact opposite of this, they tried to make sure the original game happened, not to "stop those events".

              Sephiroth's most frequent catch phrase is "I will never be a memory", but his destiny was to die, so he threw such an autistic fit that it broke the fourth wall and lead to the events of the new game where Cloud and company kill Destiny (i.e.: the route to the old game) and gave sephiroth exactly what he wanted.

              You didn't just fail to understand the game, your understanding is literally 100% the opposite of correct. That's impressive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sephiroth tricks you into destroying the literal manifestation of destiny
                >destiny which the planet has full control over
                >the same destiny that makes sure Sephiroth gets btfo no matter what
                >Sephiroth absorbs said destiny, giving him full control
                >fricking up the stakes for the second act
                You didn't understand shit did you ?

                Isn't Seph already fricking up the timeline before he lures the party there?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aerith is the first person who causes the time jannies to show up when she meets Cloud and decided to interact with him differently. It also seems like Sephiroth has some control over them, leaving the two of them responsible for kicking off all the divergence that happens in the story.

                Makes some sense, since Aerith is an ancient and seems to be a special one at that, and Sephiroth is full of Jenova and spent so much time in the lifestream. Considering the original intent of the story those two are supposed to share and the fact that both of them have the most at stake, it especially makes sense that both can more directly interact with the jannies than other people in the story.

                That said, there are differences that, I think, the story intends to be within the bounds of the original story (Marle and Roche), and differences that are more major that are not. They kinda painted themselves into a corner here and I don't think the minor divergences are going to be explained, but it's not that big a deal I guess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just seems more likely the whole destroying destiny thing was about Sephiroth showing them their attempts to stop him were pointless rather than him needing them to do it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >dude we got to beat this MEGA ZORD OF FATE with metal swords and fists in fricking PART 1
            >when the party was taking out trash and looking or kitties 10 hours earlier

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the bottom plate of Midgar having any access to sunlight
            >captured the atmosphere perfectly

            I sure loved running around doing shitty errands for people in the SLUMS on the bottom plate in broad daylight.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they changed how the plate works and added sun lamps to explain that. NOT a valid criticism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the bottom plate of Midgar having any access to sunlight
                one of the plates was said to have dropped years prior in the og. you can see it being rebuilt in 7remake.

                beautiful

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you consider every criticism valid, jimbo? Why?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do you think criticizing the sunny slums is valid? when they explain it in game?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just answer the question. Why am i not allowed to tell him hes wrong if hes wrong?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why am i not allowed
                oh boy, it's my favourite
                we agree it's not a valid criticism, what's the issue?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are such a fricking kid, jimbo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the only thing I hate more than being disagreed with, is being agreed with. it's infuriating.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they addressed something from the og
                >jimbo: they changed it so its not valid!
                jimbo you never cease to amaze me with your blunt stupidity.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that anon was objectively wrong to say they disliked the sunshine in the slums. and you know what the worst part is? they won't even apologize or admit they were wrong, even when it was proven how objectively wrong their criticism was.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you be a little more aggressive in your post?
                Just a bit too passive right now jimbo. I don't think you're angry enough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've never been annoyed by my own opinion, I don't know what that's like. can you describe it for me?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's it jimbo, just a bit more. Really let the whole thread know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tell me exactly which part of

                that anon was objectively wrong to say they disliked the sunshine in the slums. and you know what the worst part is? they won't even apologize or admit they were wrong, even when it was proven how objectively wrong their criticism was.

                you feel is a misrepresentation of your position. if you don't I'll just have to assume I got it exactly right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >misrepresentation of your position.
                >"say they disliked the sunshine in the slums"
                that's an opinion.
                but what they stated
                >the bottom plate of Midgar having any access to sunlight
                is a claim but the OG stated that one of the plates fell. Meaning that the slums always had access.
                >they won't even apologize or admit they were wrong, even when it was proven how objectively wrong their criticism was.
                This is your butthurt seeping into your posts again. You're not angry enough jimbo, let it out. It will make you feel better.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, I was being too generous. they did in fact say something objectively wrong. and they think they can let that slip by like it's some kind of opinion? I'm glad we were there to stamp that shit out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and they think they can let that slip by like it's some kind of opinion? I'm glad we were there to stamp that shit out.
                There you go jimbo, just a bit more condescending and aggressive. No one can have a normal conversation while you're on watch!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder which one of us is more annoyed right now? I mean, I'm furious, I don't think there's any denying that, I can barely type right now and it shows. I can admit it. but are you annoyed at all? even a little? after all, I'm telling you that you're not allowed tell someone they're wrong. that's got to be frustrating, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean, I'm furious,
                I can tell.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was seeing

                [...]
                beautiful

                that made me want to punch a wall

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not the guy, but the plate being missing was there to justify Aerith's house (and sector 5) having sunlight not anywhere else in the slums, which was the point. It was cool that it was in the intro and the Shinra HQ puzzle.

                (It was even cooler when the plate was blown up in Before Crisis, but that wasn't actually canonically what happened and was a misconception brought on by fans. It sucks.)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, anyone who says they didn't like daylight in the slums is just admitting they'd never even played the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I finished the original 36 times and played it a dozen more times in addition and I didn't like sunlight in the slums.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the bottom plate of Midgar having any access to sunlight
              one of the plates was said to have dropped years prior in the og. you can see it being rebuilt in 7remake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but they captured the atmosphere perfectly
            Wall Market was completely different from the original. They changed it from a seedy red light district/slum into a giant ass upbeat Kamurocho ripoff with a few mildly concerning alleyways.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you played the demo but didn't see any alarming flags pop in your head? the demo is what made me stop looking forward to it. and after i pirated the game to see if i was wrong about it, it confirmed all of my fears and worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't hold a candle to the original

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe those numbers for a moment's notice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Tifa alone sold 9 million

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she killed millions
        ftfy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Millions of my sperm cells by making me coom over the years that is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tifa got censored. So did Shiva.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Tifa got censored. So did Shiva.
          they're still hot anon. They didn't need to be bimboified in order to coom to

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I apologize for the poor taste of modern zoomers

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trilogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I said it before they announced remake would be multiple parts and I'll say it again.

      Good.

      The original game is too large to remake with modern game design in modern game worlds within just one game. It would be the most expensive game ever made purely because they were trying to push 3 games worth of content into 1 game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The original game is too large to remake with modern game design in modern game worlds within just one game.
        Is this the new nation anthem of the corporate wiener sucker?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >FF7 is too big to remake!
        >so here's the first 5 hours but literally ten times longer lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a lot easier to just design a handful of areas and then make you run around in them for 10 hours finding cats or pulling levers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The original game is too large to remake with modern game design in modern game worlds within just one game
        >modern game design
        Do you mean inserting 25h of pointless fetchquests, squeeze segments, walk&talk segments or obnoxious minigames? This game design?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ごめんなさい、クラウドくん。

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to revive zack in part 2, hype!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that they can't rely on tricking people into thinking they made a faithful remake, I can't wait to see how sales tank for the next one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a life instead of doomposting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy spending my time calling out morons for having shit taste

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You must look in the mirror a lot when talking then eh lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >food analogy
        Sorry you wanted to see the exact same thing over and over. Meanwhile the VAST MAJORITY of players got something new and love it. Maybe videogames just aren't for you anymore?

        I'm gonna be completely honest when I say this to you. You're worse than Barry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          XV is a worse game but 7R definite has the worse fans

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            15 doesn't have censorship or gays for that matter.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >15 doesn't have censorship
              it censored aranea's original design

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You mean gave her bigger boobs more cleavage and bigger ass which is the opposite of censorship while tifa was literally censored on her boobs and breasts shrunken?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well thars jimbo job, if he cant find that pesky 7r fan that says exactly what he wanted, he WILL become that annoying fan.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And if he does find that 7r fan, he'll simply agree with them, and suddenly they're angry at their own posts. It's actually pretty funny.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, jimbo
              Whatever helps you sleep

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You really are very very dumb, and dishonest to boot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a reason for hating it, I just hate it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the least valid reason of all
          but at least you aren't pretending you have an argument

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You're getting the remake you wanted
        🙂
        >as a gacha mobile game
        >gacha
        🙁

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >food analogy
        Sorry you wanted to see the exact same thing over and over. Meanwhile the VAST MAJORITY of players got something new and love it. Maybe videogames just aren't for you anymore?

        It was. If you're not a purist.

        jimbo moment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still waiting on someone to prove that pic wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be happy for a gacha mobile game remake
        lol frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what will you do when it eventually sells just as high?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tricking people
      It was obvious since the beginning that "Remake" was just a subtitle. The trailers literally showed the time jannies, Sephiroth stabbing Barret, etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it fricking wasn't lol. It was endless interviews of "being faithful to the original" and nostalgia bait in all the marketing. Not a single fricking person called Remake meaning anything other than a literal remake

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not a single fricking person called Remake meaning anything other than a literal remake
          https://www.gematsu.com/2015/06/final-fantasy-vii-remake-winter-update-include-official-title-other-details-planning
          >“We can’t talk about any further details, but it won’t be a simple remake,” Nomura said. “Even if we were only making the graphics prettier for a next-generation machine, I don’t think it would exceed the original version. If that were the case, the original International version will be available on PlayStation 4, so you could just play that and be done.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up, homosexual. Nobody would ever interpret this as "we're abandoning the story completely" you moronic c**t.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >"we're abandoning the story completely
              Well its a good thing they didn't do this now isn't it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they didn't, but if they did that would be fine too. as long as I see the characters again I'm happy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was hoping that it wasn't a shot for shot remake

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have to apologize, I thought it was a decent game. I'm glad it sold enough for them to continue the other games regardless of how much nostalgia gays seethe and shit their pants .

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for people to buy Crisis Core Reunion, thinking it'll be an actual remake, only for it to then take place in the third timeline from 7R

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >
      that won't happen, as if Nomura gonna mess with his own baby

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not see Sephiroth glitching in the trailer? Do you honestly think they're not going elaborate on the third timeline shown in 7R?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the CC remake? Nope. I think that's actually just going to be a "cash grab".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope ff IX is next!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they started giving it away for free after 7 million
    >barely 10mil now

    sad really

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They actually want 70 dollars for this game on steam lol.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming it’s true, that still trouble especially if you factored in units sold

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many of those are Epic's sale guarantees?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most people have shit taste. It's why FFVII was so popular in the first part

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing in history will be able to match the feel of pre-rendered backgrounds and overhead camera angles. Not even saying that's objectively better, but Remake was never going to capture that.
    I still appreciate what it is though and I think it's fun.
    My only issue is that the things that were possible now just shit the bed. For example, looking up at the plate was also an amazing feel, something you never got in the original except the one short cutscene showing the Sector 7 pillar. But also in FF7R, it's rarely actually accurate to the sector you're supposed to be in. So the skybox, the one thing in the environment that actually is pre-rendered, is done shittier than the original which was nothing but pre-rendered.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    started with ffviii (first ff game) back in 2006. haven't played the original 7 since. playing this remake for the first time it's just like your typical rpg. are people blinded by nostalgia or the 'good' parts start on the next parts of this bullshit trilogy?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barry seething will continue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barry barely cares about 7R anymore, he couldn't find a solid case against it
      He's moved on to shitting on Yoshi P and DMC now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and to add to this, only Jimbo still bothers to shitpost constantly against 7R, go figure why

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This
          If you see anyone on Ganker criticizing 7R, you know it's Jimbo. Be sure to call him out every time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he couldn't find a solid case against it
        Nobody ever did, hence this image

        [...]
        >food analogy
        Sorry you wanted to see the exact same thing over and over. Meanwhile the VAST MAJORITY of players got something new and love it. Maybe videogames just aren't for you anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barry won

      Barry barely cares about 7R anymore, he couldn't find a solid case against it
      He's moved on to shitting on Yoshi P and DMC now.

      7R was already destroyed

      >he couldn't find a solid case against it
      Nobody ever did, hence this image [...]

      That image which literally mocks 7R troons since the exact opposite of everything there is true and its made to make fun of 7R troons that actually believe that shit?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pirated it and played with nude mods
    cope, seethe, dilate and have sex

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was selling that well. It deserves it. I'm sure it'll hit those numbers eventually, and when they do they'll make a big announcement.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow, and it took XV (the worst game in the series) six years to reach that goal

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >10 million units sold
    Apologize to XV too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow, and it took XV (the worst game in the series) six years to reach that goal

      xv actually sold 10m
      7r hasn't even hit 6m let alone 8m

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >FF7R stopped selling completely in july 2020, when they announced 5m copies sold
        For sure bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes no one like game paid shill

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >yes no one like game
            https://blog.playstation.com/2021/12/02/20211202-psawards/
            >Awarded to titles developed in the Japan / Asia region with top-ranked worldwide sales between October 2020 and September 2021, with particularly noteworthy activity results*.
            >FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE INTERGRADE(SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD.)
            ???

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              paid shills

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His gaping anus

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No it didn't moron its barely even at 6m if anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean gave her bigger boobs more cleavage and bigger ass which is the opposite of censorship while tifa was literally censored on her boobs and breasts shrunken?

      barry moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nathan moment.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Game was a 3/10 and I won't touch Rebirth for sure. Didn't even have the courage to complete the Yuffie DLC, shit's way too boring.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hit 10 million units faster than FFXV did (which was earlier this year but XV has been out since 2016)

    Barry BTFO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FFXV was also on EVERY platform imaginable, even mobile. FF7R is ONLY on PS4/PS5 until this year where it came to PC, but not Xbox or mobile. Barry ETERNALLY BTFO.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think Pocket Edition was included in FFXV's sales. It's not the same game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe harder, Barry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single source posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Facts don't matter, either make fun of Barry or GTFO.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're as mentally ill as barry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off Barry. FFXV FRICKING SUCKS.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i was exhausted by chapter 12 after 4 chapters of literally nothing when cloud falls back under the plate. by the time things start happening again (the plate is dropped) i had lost all will to continue and dropped the game.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine how jaded you have to be to not have enjoyed FF7R. The game oozes soul and passion. Is it gays who never played the original trying to fit in?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What I liked:
    >Main characters look good
    >Combat is fun
    >Materia system still in-tact
    >Extra Turk battles
    >Music gives a different feel but still good
    >Nearly every event from the original is present
    >Some additional parts were great

    What I could take or leave:
    >Seeing Sephiroth in Midgar (He was there anyway in the original)
    >Timeline frickery
    >New JENOVA fight
    >New bike sequence and visiting top of the plate
    >Wall Market redesign

    What I disliked:
    >It was actually Shinra that blew up their reactor, no time jannies so this was just a stupid retcon
    >Time jannies, even though I don't mind the timeline frickery itself
    >Boring filler sidequests
    >Shit that goes on too long like The Drum
    >Elmyra asking you not to rescue Aerith right away (so you can finish up some shitty sidequests)
    >Biggs and Wedge live (Probably a "surprise, Jesse is alive" will happen too)
    >Can't play as Red XIII
    >Bad lighting in the day time
    >Low quality outsourced NPCs
    >Shitty PC port

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, how can you not mention how great the enemy designs were? They were basically 1:1 interpretations from the OG game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It was actually Shinra that blew up their reactor, no time jannies so this was just a stupid retcon
      In the original japanese, jesse has a hard time believing her bomb would've made so much damage, so it's not really a retcon, the party still has no idea it was shinra's doing in the remake

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 or 6 million, didnt release on xbox

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Cid will probably be flying the Tiny Bronco over Midgar as the plate collapses but how are they going to make sure Vincent witnesses it too?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already said cid is with shinra away and vincent is in his coffin so no midgar story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cid just hears a news report and Vincent gets told when the cast need to justify their reasons to go against Shinra, ez

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*prior to FF7R releasing*
    >remake for popular old game gets announced
    >expectation is that there will be changes/modernizations but the original experience will be intact
    >*FF7R releases and people shit on the sequel bait and switch*
    >"umm a remake means that they can literally do anything and the only thing they need to keep is the title, bigot"

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw leaks are saying Cid is a non-playable character now
    it's not fair bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love leaks like that because even if rebirth is complete shit, we can call all doomposters and critics wrong because Cid WAS playable after all. Better luck next time, haters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bam, my dude, maybe finish the rehab and don't run away next time, take care of yourself.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't need to apologize. I won't be one of those millions copies sold until the whole game comes out and it's available to be purchased as a whole. So, I'll buy it around 2043.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW FF7R thread with no picrel posts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uhh I don't think necks are supposed to turn that far back

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actuality it sold 0.0 copies HahahahahahahahaHA
    >It sold many, my taste were gratified i am no longer on suicide watch!
    really OP, why are you so gay, autistic weebs( Itsuno and Nomura fans) , were funny 10 years ago, now you are 40 and with how shitty DMC5 and ff7 remake were, Im thinking your mental age must be regressing and it's not funny to laugh at mentally damaged people.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pollution, it was dark cause pollution not just night, smog and acid rain clouds.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't even try

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ten million? I'm sad. I'm really sad for the future.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's moved over to his safe space. Come say Hi!

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