>100% of assets are reused
>No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
>Only 10 bosses
>No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
>The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
>No improvements to the base game whatsoever
>No endings
>No improvements to the PVP
>Reuses bosses from the main game
>Even harder than base game which already was too hard
>No covenants
>Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
>Final boss is just a boss from the main game (LOOOL)
>All bosses are shit
>That'll be 40$!
Is this the worst DLC of all time?
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it's over
>didn't expand Melina's story
>didn't bother to make any boss relevant to the lore
>dlc is a boring mess at a scam price
100% deserved to flop
yet still better than any other games being released nowadays. Specially compared to western games which are nothing but homosexual propaganda.
You tell 'em, ESL anon!
>well at least my shit isn't diarrhea!
Dude you're gonna overdose!
>likes simple games
>cries about homosexual propaganda
You people are modern version of rural trash
>complaining about homosexual propaganda when talking about souls games positively
lmao
Dude, ER has type A/B bodytype stuff. It's as pozzed as it gets.
Not to mention the DLC turned Radahn into a homosexual
>LGBT
grrrr gross woke trash!!!
>LGBT, Japan
Uhhhh it’s different because… japan!
Your game has a barahomosexual coveting the bussy of a femboy, it has body type A/B and all the stupid assets were made by Poojets.
The best DLC they have ever produced was The Old Hunters
Don't worry Tendiebro, From will release a game for the Switch 2.
HOLY BASED
>I refuse to play my own slop becuase I know I know whats it made of.
Shazam was right...
Yeah...
Slop being popular doesn't make it not slop
When will you people realize this?
I'm not actually Shadow of the Erdtree is bad, in fact I haven't played it yet
What I am saying, is that your posts are stupid
>in fact I haven't played it
Yeah, we're well aware. You have strong opinions about things you haven't played and love using labels such as "slop." I think you're mentally unwell.
I have strong opinions about idiots equating popularity with quality
It may or may not be slop, but its popularity is unrelated
Popularity is indeed entirely unrelated and was brought up by absolutely no one but you in response to overwhelmingly positive reviews. You are an unintelligent individual.
>and was brought up by absolutely no one
Do you understand the concept of implication? If I'm unintelligent, you're an absolute moron.
I'm the original Shazam and I loved Elden Ring.
Cyberpunk is still a disappointment.
>make the games you want to play
>doesn't want to play it
Shit confirmed.
It's massively common for creatives not to engage with their own media.
Why would they? not only is it their job and they've probably spent 100s of work hours making it so they know what's going to happen but it sprung from them. It's human to seek new experiences.
That's not to say the DLC is good. Just a weird way to try attack it.
Yup, and most actors don't watch their own movies.
>I'm a cook
>eat what I cooked? No. You are eating it
>literally wrong on every single count
kek holy shit
Sorry bro, can't hear you over all these people playing.
>popular = good!!!!
Shit, I guess KFC is the peak of culinary achievement then.....
>food analogy
American board, American analogies
>japanese site
>american analogies
Yeah I don't think so.
>shocking truth
>BUT BUT FOOD ANALOGY
Cope.
How braindead are you? There's nothing there to imply dis/agreement. Only pointing out the typical food anology. Frickin' yanks really are dim.
itt mindbroken shazamtrannies
Is he the new Yoshi Piss?
have a nice day ninteBlack person
Is Ganker finally ready to admit that ds3 was the last soulful souls games?
>fanservice souls 3
>soulful
This DLC proves that it's pointless to speculate about anything lore related in the game. There is literally MISSING INFORMATION. It can literally be anything. GEQ, Erdtree, Empyreans, Fingers? Could be any random thing
That was apparent since Dark Souls 3 fanfiction. It's very shallow and always has been. They just do vibes really well. It's wierd seeing so many still take lore specifically seriously. The background inspirations are cool and all but there's no thought behind a lot of the actual story.
>4 years for this BTW
I have no idea what From was doing besides Armored Core at the same time, but taking at long as they did when it's just a glorified Dark Souls expansion pack is insane to me.
>BUT DUDE THE OPEN WOR
Then they fricked up. DS2-3's DLC was out within a year. You can't blame the PS4 generation for how long it took.
>>No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
That sounds like a horrible idea for a Souls-like
>>No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
Literally who has even asked for this?
Souls should have ended at 1 and probably had one spin off like BB. Miyazaki should have experimented more with point and click games like Deracine even if they were going to fail. He would have been respected like Suda51 but chose to shit out slop instead.
when the dust finally settles, ER dlc will be remembered that it has a homosexual power couple as final boss while people still talk about atoria and such from ds1 dlc
I can already tell. Everybody will just stop talking about it but when asked will say the DLC was great but never ever expand on why.
seriously, not a single memorable boss from dlc and it took 2 FRICKING YEARS
>lower case
>typos everywhere
India has the smallest penis size in the entire world
why did you bring up poojeet out of nowhere? Is criticism not a thing for ER anymore?
SAAR b***h DO NOT REDEEM THE ELDEN RING
yeah, so name 1 memorable boss that you like from the dlc bro
SAR WHY IS IT NOWHERE SAR
elden ring is a better open world game than legend of the copy pasted moblin camps no matter how much you seethe, discord nintentrannies 🙂
The last good Souls game was the original DeS. Since then, the series has evolved into
>le big boss enemy doing big swing attacks that force you to roll at the right moment which then gives you a windows of 1-2 attacks while grandiose and epic orchestra music is playing
The game became more about the combat than anything else, which is terrible, because the combat is quite terrible.
It just pisses me off that he can't write a good cast of characters in a rpg despite having good designs and voices sometimes. They always have to end up dead if they have any semblance of personality. His work is too cookie cutter to allow anything to flourish.
WE GOTTA BEAT THEM SHAZAM SISTERS
KEEP POSTING
This DLC just makes the lore even more moronic
shit doesn't make sense at all
everything pointed to Miquella trying to bring back Godwin but somehow this fricking twink brings back Radahn even though this fat redhead homie's story was pretty much done in the base game
what about Marika ? what do we learn ? nothing useful
Miquella was actually more interesting when his whole story was missing from the base game
now he's just a stupid twink with a crush on Radahn for some fricking reason
what pisses me off the most is that everyone will act like it's some genius storytelling because a lot of content creators live off Fromslop lore videos
>From
>coherent storytelling
How many Souls games have you played? Haven't you learned yet?
Miquella wants someone strong so wants Radahn who can likely bring the eclipse.
Radahn is the strongest non-outer god in the setting why would miquella not want to recruit him?
2 years and 40$
anyone that defends this shit is a fricking moron
also this
They brought back Radahn because Reddit loves him
Next Vivadyorwhateverfrickhisnameis title:
Why Trans Right Is Human Right | An Elden Ring Lore Analysis
the zanzibart guy won.
apologize to borderlands writing team.
>This DLC just makes the lore even more moronic
There wasn't any lore or story before so you can't make it worse
Where legends and forgotten histories intertwined, there existed an enigmatic figure known as Miyazaki the Cattle Driver. He presided over an impossible kingdom, a realm that defied conventional boundaries and existed on the fringes of mortal understanding. It was said that from this realm, Roller the Slopper was born—a creature whose origins were as obscure and elusive as the shifting shadows that danced across Elden Ring's forsaken landscapes.
Miyazaki, ancient and inscrutable, held dominion over a realm where the laws of reality were bent and reshaped at whim. His kingdom was a mosaic of paradoxes and contradictions, where whispers of past deeds and future destinies echoed endlessly through labyrinthine corridors and towering citadels.
Zamzibart the Zamzilord and Roller the Slopper, guided by a sense of purpose that transcended mortal comprehension, ventured into Miyazaki's domain. They sought not just answers to the mysteries that bound them together but also a deeper understanding of forgiveness—a concept that Miyazaki, in his timeless wisdom, embodied in ways that defied mortal logic.
As they traversed Miyazaki's kingdom, they encountered trials that tested their resolve and forged bonds stronger than steel. Roller, rolling through realms where time itself flowed like a river with no beginning or end, found solace in the quietude of Miyazaki's presence. The cattle driver's gaze held the weight of countless eons, his understanding of Elden Ring's mysteries a beacon in the endless night.
in the base game there were a bunch of hints that Miquella wanted Godwyn
They make the story using ChatGPT, you can't expect fromsoftware to remember whatever the AI spouted 3 years ago
>mfw a while back I shitposted about how nothing about Melina will be revealed and instead you get Melani instead - a new, never before mentioned character
>they actually did it with Rennala and Rellana
This shit is beyond parody.
Leave the Souls genre to me.
>LGBT shit
I hate japan
how many video will be made on just WHY MIQUELLA HAS 3 ARMS?
wiener, balls, prostate.
I've just finished Lies of P prior to this game, and it really shows how much From can still improve in terms of visuals, hitboxes (especially hitboxes) and performance. The fact that you're still getting hit by whatever lingering hitbox that has 0 match with the animations most of the time 5 games after the og DS came out is fricking moronic.
>fromdrones and normies will eat it up because its cool to like dark souls 4
the entire franchise is only alive because of drones
even worse, knowing they can make a good game like sekiro
It is alive because even after so many clones and shit it is still a very much unique experience that no one managed to fully replicate still. And yes, jank is part of it.
and Armored Core 6
and that too
Same bros. It sucks that we will probably get another bloated open world DeS reskin sloppa as the next game instead of actually good Fromkino like Sekiro or King's Field.
Shazam malding.
the game was extremely tiresome in its 2nd half. bosses were just spazzing around the screen shooting lasers and explosions and doing 20 attack combos which they can interrupt if they detect you making an attack, to jump back half way across the arena while throwing daggers at you
1st half where most of the polish went was still fun, the most fun boss is that menacing knight who has angel wings at low hp and the big glowing bug/alien, most of the other stuff was just annoying or forgettable
Is this the first time shazamhomosexuals actually win?
>No endings
>Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
Its time to except from games are just glorified dungeon crawlers with barely any story. All of this convoluted shit is just an excuse to throw more bosses at you.
You forgot to talk about the massive health bloating issue with every enemies in the dlc who hit like a truck needing 10000000000 slashes from your sword to go down,
you forgot to talk about the completely moronic special dlc item system used at bonfires slowly equalizing the damage output and defense stats of your character and summons in relation with every enemies ( because without farming those items you do shit for damage and you get deleted in two swipes ),
you forgot to talk about the performance issues, it's running like trash on PC and consoles. For the first time both sides are being equally mistreated,
You forgot to talk about the prevalence of +20 hits combos being used even by normal enemies, the flanderization of soulslop continues, it has never been this fricking bad they never fricking stop attacking, having AOE attacks, particles covering the screens, jumping everywhere and going out of sight away from the camera
You forgot to talk about legacy dungeons being less complex or smaller than the base game counterparts
Great job fromslurp.
>writes a better lore than the DLC
Dark Souls 2 did it right
My honest reaction to shadow of the erdtree
>>No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
Fromsoftgays asked for this? What's the point? They're happy with slashing at a giant's feet for 3 minutes, so boss size wouldn't change much.
The bone dude in the slimy pits was kinda cool and the frenzy lord looked amazing, but both sucked as fights. I didn't like how hard the base game was, but these two were too easy!