>11494 reviews
>97%
Stray won.
 It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
 Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
>11494 reviews. >97%
>11494 reviews
>97%
Stray won.
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Toxoplasmosis won.
*Toxo won
based gato
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opposing the current thing does make you better than the ones who consoom thing just because it's current and not because they actually like it, yes.
Don't care.
I'm still buying it.
This game is revealing that there is a clear division of class, slave and master morality, that depends on whether or not you’ve been infected with toxoplasmosis.
>if rating >= 90
>or
>if sales >= 1m
>then
>execute aggressive_module
>end
why did you quote me i just said based gato you fricking idiot
>pseudocode
lmao brainlet detected
hello eva I didn't think you were still visiting Ganker
YWNBAP
>if cat
>then
>buy
>moron code
Coding is easy but you midwits are going to struggle for years
97% on steam isn't a 97/100nlike on a test.
My neighbors cat kept chewing up my plants, so I snatched it one night, put it in a bag and smashed it on a tree in the woods behind my house. I just dumped it out and threw it by my neighbor's property afterwards. It took them a few days to find it, lol. The wife was extremely upset and I made a crack about not letting it out and get into trouble, and she was visibly furious with me lol
Post your brown hands homosexual.
so this gmae is good then?
No lol it's a one button game and a walking sim
Not really, it's an indie hallway game with restricted platforming. The presentation is very solid.
If you really really love cats and wanna see it engaged in a VN, sure why not.
Its more or less valhalla but 3d
>this is how the guy calling you a chud for liking dogs looks and lives
hahahahhaHAHAHAH
STRAY.
WON.
MEDS.
NOW.
kot
Where's the Blini?
I'm enjoying it.
>look it's a generic boring shitty platformer but you play a cat! A CAT!!! IT'S SO FUNNY AND GOOD LMAO LE CAT LOOOL I LOVE LE HECKIN KITTERINOS ME AND MY LANDWHALE WIFE HAVE 6 OF THEM IN OUR STINKY APPARTM-ACK
It's a great little game
7 hours to finish but i had fun all along the way
It doesn't reinvent the wheel in any regards, it's just decent
Visually-appealing game with lackluster gameplay.
>no good dog games
Dogchads... not like this.
There will hopefully be more animal games if this does well.
And they will all flop, because the devs will think Stray's success means people like animals, while it fact it only means that people like memes.
Not saying the game is bad, haven't played it. I also have nothing against cats. I just hate how they became more meme than animals.
People do like animals, unlike israelites and Black folk, but they’re not people.
Stray stands out because of stellar art direction and presentation. Most indie devs wish they could create something half as visually appealing. Other games featuring animals, like Spirit of the North or whatever the Fox one was called, didn't get as much attention. Not that Stray is revolutionary by any means, but credit should be given where it's due.
There already are million animal games on Steam alone, they are just obviously done on tiny budgets and are mostly puzzle games for casual players. What you are hoping for is more animal games done by those with more money and skill in 3D.
Like what? The most recent one I can think of is Webbed and that wasn't 3D. I don't count Pigman Quest 2 if it's just Mario with a pig sprite, the mechanics have to somewhat be based on a real animal's abilities.
I already said most are tiny budget puzzle games, because the post I replied to said "animal games" not "animal games with specific mechanic", but if you want an example of something better there is Spirit of the North that puts you into the role of a fox.
Then there is also Untitled Goose Game, surprised no one remembered that despite it being a total meme when it came out.
indie shit maybe
>Blocks your path
We will always have nintendogs.
Tokyo Jungle's mascot/'MC' is a pomeranian.
>tokyo jungle was left to die on the ps3
What a shame, that game was cool.
And it will forever remain the best real animal-based game.
Lol Dogoids seething. Aryan cats on top
>catlet
God I want to cave all these shill heads in.
>walking simulator as a cat
well at least its somewhat original
Yeah, it was a nice game, not too much replayability but it was great.
Now to wait for the next 90%+ game.
It's a cute little game that gives a satisfying experience without any woke LGBT garbage and it's been a while since we had that.
Travel bucket for cat.
I cam't wait for people to move on to the next Flavour Of The Month. I fricking hate cats.
I'm going to buy it just because cats are cool.
whoa is that real?
It's your money to waste.
>its your money to waste
Amazing how people go to great lengths to hide their anger
Wasting your money brings me anger?
It's so fricking boring. If you like exploring a linear path with no gameplay mechanics then this game is for you.
It already has more steam reviews than Untitled Goose Game.
I miss my cat
paid reviews
Why even make you play as a cat if the story is going to be about humans and robots and you still just do normal human things (conversing, learning, puzzle solving and helping people)?
Was it just a marketing gimmick that they couldn't actually figure out how to write a compelling story around?
So that you can RP as a cat doing normal cat things. Scratching, leaping, screwing up people's days.
The NPC meme is real
>trying to reason with cat tards
theyre the same thing as trannies
>4 hours long
I will now pirate your game.
He won
Just don't like it.
Bought this for my gf
She loved this shit. Def gonna get some tonight bois
Frick off normalgay.
What is important is that, like always, Ganker lost.
That is all that matters.
no one in this thread has talked about the gameplay being good
just that it's a "unique" premise and you play as a cat.
that's the quality of human that is in to this
Yeah I'm having fun
Cope
>still can't bring himself to say it has good gameplay, or any gameplay at all for that matter
I see you.
>Implying I need to explain myself to some homosexual on Ganker
I like cat. Simple as.
I need to explain myself to some homosexual on Ganker
you decided you needed to talk to me, anon. i didn't even reply to anyone. so clearly you felt the need to explain yourself to some degree.
>I like cat. Simple as.
so this guy was right
and the game is shit unless you want to pretend you're a cat. there is no other quality to be found.
>the game is shit if you don't like the premise
You are very smart
>being this moronic
mario is fun even if you have no interest in playing as a plumber
>I like cat. Simple as.
I like your way of thinking.
I keep hitting the meow button and it freaks out my real cat
he's running all over the house looking for whoever is on his turf
I hope this is the beginning of more feline vidya to come.
Does this game even have any gameplay or is it just hold forward and press x for magnetic jump
There's puzzles and exploration and a little bit of combat and stealth.
Every single review is the same and I'm going crazy just trying to figure out if the game is trash.
>Press B to meow!
Maybe that is all there is to it. Press b to meow and """people""' liked it.
>B
based kot chilling and trolling morons who pay for this scam
how did this game get such powerful marketing? on the front page of steam ffs
>NOOOOOOOO EVERY GAME HAS TO HAVE 1000000 MECHANICS AND RPG ELEMENTS AND CRAFTING SYSTEM AND SO MANY SECRETS THAT YOU CAN ONLY FIND BY FOCUSING THE CAMERA INTO YOUR butthole!!!!!!!
have a nice day. Stray is a good game and nothing you use to cope with is going to change that. Also, you must be over 18 years old to post here, zoomers.
I don't mind it but what makes it good because the feeling I get is
>I like kot
>game does kot things
>so game is good
which is something I can respect because that's basically the definition of soul if you're a catperson, but to me it seems like the main draw of this game is you are a cat and can do cat things which is cute
So is the game going to have a future dlc and expansion right?
:3 !!!!!
It's popular now so Ganker will hate it.
I want to play as a dog, not a lame cat. Where is the dog game?
dogs literally eat their own shit and sniff their own buttholes
Cats walk in their own shit and piss in a box, then lick their wieners and paws. Your point?
>Cats walk in their own shit
do they?
>piss in a box
you saying you aren't doing the same everyday?
I piss my pants like a man. Cats can't wear pants idiot.
lame cat, lame owner, (You) are lame for having this image, dogs will ALWAYS be better
>dogs will ALWAYS be better
too needy and clingy
i mean cats are pretty much the same if they love you but the way they physically interact with you is much softer
Okami
though it's more of a wolf
I'm going to make a dog game. Dog living in America
Call it Mutt
I kicked my neighbours cat in the face and I'd do it again.
I've never seen Ganker be butthurt about cats.
>People don't actually like cats, they just like memes about cats (???)
Not even going to (You) the moron who said this. Did you guys decide you hated cats literally the moment this game received positive reception?
>Did you guys decide you hated cats literally the moment this game received positive reception?
have another look at where you are browsing and all the hatred suddenly makes sense
good, but I won't play, or buy, or pirate it
>oh no how dare people like what I dont like
I don't particularly care about this cat game but I honestly don't understand why are you guys so upset about it.
To be fair, I don't get why people like it either, but still
someone's making threads praising the game
therefore
someone's gotta shit on it (in jest)
reddit: the game
chink moment
Why are cats such buttholes?
shitbulls>cats
>20 threads
>not a single gameplay webm
is it because there is no gameplay?
yes
only valuable posts itt
I like it so far and I consider cats to be pests irl. Movement is alright. Doing cat things is amusing, haven't notice any pozzed shit yet.
I was looking forward to this game but after seeing how many normies and journalists are hyping this game Im unironically not longer interested and might play it once the hype dies down.
Finished the "game" a couple hours ago, i don't get why people are losing their shit, is it just because cat memes? It's a pretty mediocre walking sim with nothing going for it outside of pretty visuals
i've played it for "free" with the ps plus, but there's people paying 30 fricking buck for a 4 hour barely interactive walk, how do these people not feel scammed?
This is the kind of shit that makes me realize how fricking superficial the vidya industry is
>it looks pretty
>Cyberpunk setting is the cool thing currently
>playing as a cat and doing mundane stuff feels super unique and meaningful for people that dont play much outside of mainstream AAA games
>People like cats
Thats literally it.
b-b-but twitter told me it was racist!
Wait really? All the more reason to buy it.
it's not there are just a few literal who's on twitter baiting for (You)s by point out how robots wearing rice hats are offensive and are just getting laughed at.
why are there no dogs or birds ? pretty problematic tbh
>buy it
>start it up
>playing for 5 minutes
>random unreal engine crash
>refund
skill issue
so like what's the premise of this game? is it actually just a walking simulator? screenshots look cool but if it's only walking I'll pass.
prepare ur anus for million of cat games
Setting is all it has going for it. Just wait for the best scenes to be on wallpaper engine and save your time.
Also it doesn't use Denuvo the same as Elden Ring.
Any game using Denuvo protection is just trying to hide their trash zero effort money grabs.
Can he really not jump? How do you play it?
He can jump onto anything that a cat could, but there isn't a button to stand in place and hop. The opening hub city has a lot of verticality to explore st your leisure.
Damn, that's terrible. I hate how, starting about 20 years ago, jumping and other freedom of movement has gradually been phased out of videogames in favor of magic surfaces that you're supposed to interact with.
it did not start in 2002, it started more like 2006
So he'll jump to things if you move the stick towards something that can be jumped on. Is there a goal or do you just explore? Collectables?
NOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE ADVENTURE GAMES ANYMORE! IT HAS TO HAVE "GAMEPLAY".
yes
But it’s not an adventure game. You don’t get to explore or find secrets or go on an adventure, you simply walk and press prompts when given.
somehow better than any game released past half life 2
I played it Black person. There are lots of optional collectibles, and items you to give to Npcs. Its exactly an adventure game like Grim Fandango. Only thing it doesn't have is bullshit item combinations.
>like Grim Fandango
I smell bullshit. There's no way a game today would be like any of those old-school adventure/point and click games in terms of actual gameplay and be as well received as it is without it being heavily watered down and/or braindead.
thread theme
game for and made by people infected with toxoplasmosis
>shitty walking sim but old
>bro its so deep bro you just dont get it its like society man u don't get it its deep because youtube said it is
>walking sim with cat
>collective "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" for 24 straight hours
based cat blowing the frick out of no-fun-allowed shit heads
Good. It's a beautiful game filled with soul, but its not Elden Ring so of course Ganker is frothing at the mouth.
Shills are so easy to spot
cope
>beautiful game filled with soul
subjective and unquantifiable. based on your appraisal it could be a movie.
one (1) person has mentioned that the game has combat (no mention of quality) everyone else is just saying "i like cats" over and over
it's an adventure game, it says right on the store page
>b-but I'm too young to know what that is
too bad, lurk more
based. "True" gamers on suicide watch because of a cat.
This game has 0 gameplay. Un-fricking-believable. Gaming is dead. It's just a cute and good looking interacitive movie.