>17% gets filtered by the tutorial boss and 36% by the second boss

>17% gets filtered by the tutorial boss and 36% by the second boss
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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those bosses really highlight the problem with dark souls 3, and that's game speed. Iudex is faster than most bosses in 1, and about on par with the flailing beast bosses in Bloodborne. It's not a great fit for a Dark Souls game, especially since blocking is no longer viable due to the insane stamina cost of blocking a flurry of attacks or being punctured by bleed, frost, or whatever else goes through shields.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      this it dakr souls 3 isbad because tooo hard

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll never lit her bonfire with those stats

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll never have the best time of your life having sex with your blond aryan maiden while engulfed in darkness
        >You'll never create a personal new world to save your life and that of your waifu, come hell or high water, so that you can finally find peace and a comfy life

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you even talking about, he dies after like 2 hits?

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I reset the achievements before replaying a game
    those stats are useless

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I reset the achievements before replaying a game
      autism

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? Why? Are you on the spectrum or something? Do you actually LIKE acheivement popups or something?

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, homosexual

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    dark souls feels wrong because you're just a little dude. you should not be able to hurt creatures like vordt who would weigh like 30000kg

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      so what you are saying is a little spider biting you and killing you isn't realistic?
      you should talk to god about that

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        dark souls characters arent spiders.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stab elephant
      >it dies
      WOOOOW BUGGED SIZE PHYSICS
      Also to mention it, fricking MAGIC exists in the darksouls universe and it's heavily implied that having a lot of souls makes you superhuman. Chill out dude.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    most likely people who didn't even play the game
    i have over 200 games on steam i never played once

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i have over 200 games on steam i never played once
      CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get free games
        >hurrr consommm
        moron

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start game
    >controls feel really sluggish
    >quit and refund game

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get DaS on steam
    >start it
    >drop it because i played it 50 times on ps3/360
    >finish it once years later
    anyone paying attention to achievements is fricking moronic

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play dark souls 2 again with memories of liking it but expecting to hate it because I know its janky
    >jankiness is charming, enjoy the game worlds history and size, all the dlc is incredible

    >afterwards play ds3 again expecting to enjoy it since I thought it was okay the first time thru
    >endless spastic enemies, rolling around like im superman having a seizure, game world has zero history and its short as frick
    huh.....

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jankiness is charming
      This is what you call cope

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