Someone needs to explain to me the autistic fursona mindset, because I just don't get it.
Question 1: Why does it need to have emo bangs?
Question 2: Why is it an unusual garish neon color to everything else in its species, like black with neon green highlights?
Question 3: Why is the facial structure radically changed to further anthropomorphize it? Why can't Umbreon just have an Umbreon face?
Question 4: Why does it have to have some hideous defining spot pattern or mark?
Question 5: What the hell is the appeal of the stupid homosexualy fursuit-looking anthro cartoon dog with the crossed anime eyes?
Furries seem to instinctively gravitate towards the same shitty visual elements that tend to be instinctive red flags to everyone else. It's never just one particular thing, it's the whole package. I can understand most fetishes even if I don't have them, but not this particular chunk of furry culture.
>Question 1: Why does it need to have emo bangs?
Its a Yin Yang symbol.
>Question 2: Why is it an unusual garish neon color to everything else in its species, like black with neon green highlights?
Absol is a giant warning sign for upcoming danger. If Black and White isn't going to cut it, Red will.
>Question 3: Why is the facial structure radically changed to further anthropomorphize it? Why can't Umbreon just have an Umbreon face?
Its based on Bai Ze, whom has a human head. This is their way of making it ingame without looking too weird
>Question 4: Why does it have to have some hideous defining spot pattern or mark?
Ying Yang again
>Question 5: What the hell is the appeal of the stupid homosexualy fursuit-looking anthro cartoon dog with the crossed anime eyes?
Look at Question 3
I clearly only see 3 there.
schrodinger's absol
doesn't matter
sex in missionary position with my face in her chest fluff
mmm, chest fluff
extremely based
Aww hell y-
>her
Nevermind.
must suck having shit taste, homosexual
5
i really fricking hate Vaporeon, but have been having sexual fantasies with her lately.
I was one of the victims of the copypasta and now I have a folder of that b***h that I use on a regular basis.
i thought the copypasta was bullshit.
what converted my dick was Dagasi.
>having sexual fantasies with her
based
>4 legs goood, 2 legs baaad
4 just looks wrong otherwise
i wanted this sheep to evolve into a maid sheep
because of the pigtails so two feet would have worked. it did for flaffy
that's what indeedee is for
That's what gijinkas are for
2 makes you a weirdo. 4 puts you on a list.
The flist
four leg and one big wet poosy between back legs
Someone needs to explain to me the autistic fursona mindset, because I just don't get it.
Question 1: Why does it need to have emo bangs?
Question 2: Why is it an unusual garish neon color to everything else in its species, like black with neon green highlights?
Question 3: Why is the facial structure radically changed to further anthropomorphize it? Why can't Umbreon just have an Umbreon face?
Question 4: Why does it have to have some hideous defining spot pattern or mark?
Question 5: What the hell is the appeal of the stupid homosexualy fursuit-looking anthro cartoon dog with the crossed anime eyes?
Furries seem to instinctively gravitate towards the same shitty visual elements that tend to be instinctive red flags to everyone else. It's never just one particular thing, it's the whole package. I can understand most fetishes even if I don't have them, but not this particular chunk of furry culture.
>Question 1: Why does it need to have emo bangs?
Its a Yin Yang symbol.
>Question 2: Why is it an unusual garish neon color to everything else in its species, like black with neon green highlights?
Absol is a giant warning sign for upcoming danger. If Black and White isn't going to cut it, Red will.
>Question 3: Why is the facial structure radically changed to further anthropomorphize it? Why can't Umbreon just have an Umbreon face?
Its based on Bai Ze, whom has a human head. This is their way of making it ingame without looking too weird
>Question 4: Why does it have to have some hideous defining spot pattern or mark?
Ying Yang again
>Question 5: What the hell is the appeal of the stupid homosexualy fursuit-looking anthro cartoon dog with the crossed anime eyes?
Look at Question 3
This isn't a question about Absol specifically, but about what furries do with their autistic fursona avatars. I just don't understand the appeal.
Its the fluff.
I want to huff the fluff while my stuff is in her muff
4 legs if she looks the way zinfyu draws them, 2 legs if anything else.
>zinfyu
Top taste anon.
not a fan of his weird sexual-military-womb-replacement stuff but all the other stuff is tops
4 LEGS GOOD
2 LEGS BAD
mewtwo sex full nelson
One of the Pokemon that benefited the most from the Physical/Special split.