2005-2023. R.I.P

2005-2023
R.I.P

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >якyты™

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll take the bait; what killed yakuza this time?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well the name change seems the obvious one

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gaijingay

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Like a Dragon" is a shit name, let's not beat around the bush.

          Words don't always sound as good when you translate them, it's not going to change whether or you're a weeaboo or not.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Words don't always sound as good when you translate them
            Can't say that around here. Sub gays will pretend their glorious subtitles always make sense, while condemning people that are able to hear anime/videogames in their own language.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not my fault the Japanese language is the verbal equivalent of Dyslexia

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was always called Like a Dragon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically twitter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Estrogen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yfw the EN voice actor will have to attempt a sobbing Kiryu

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is YongYea good at crying?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure the casting directors will tell him to think about microtransactions and loot boxes to get the best performance possible out of him, anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought i was the only one who had that thought

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is YongYea good at crying?

          I think YongYea’s performance has potential to reach Yakuza 1 dub levels

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought i was the only one who had that thought

          Kaiji Tang mogs the shit out of Yong

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He will sound like trying to hold his butthole when shitting

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm honestly excited, I remember hearing a clip where he goes "STEHP UP" in this weird high pitched gravel tone and it made me laugh all day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just play in JP like every game except 7 forced you to

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't help but think anyone who is actually upset about the crying thing has never actually played all the games. Maybe just 0/7 players who have a more simplistic idea of Kiryu's character?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any game where Kiryu cries is a bad game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Date-san, I don't want you to see me cry".
        >"Oh, come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when some youngster full of life is killed for your fault, you cry when you see romantic movies in the stores, you cry when you're doing a Dame-dame karaoke division and you have a dame left over."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they bring back Kiryu again after finally being done with him in 6, despite the fact his combat is nothing like in 1-0
      >series creator and producer among other people leave
      >Sega forced western e-celeb cancer in the games as soon as they left, you'll get nyanners card in Ishin Kiwami even if you don't have the DLC enabled
      >some questionable changes in Ishin Kiwami, including a change to UE4
      >Yakuza 8 to be set in America (Hawaii)
      >they re-release all Yakuza games on gog, with THE ONLY change being that they specifically removed all the mentions of all the former employees, including developers from studios that actually ported the games to PC

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Sega forced western e-celeb cancer in the games as soon as they left, you'll get nyanners card in Ishin Kiwami even if you don't have the DLC enabled
        I haven't got around to playing Ishin Kiwami, is this real?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          real.
          I didn't even activate the DLC on Steam page, so it's not even in my library

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have no words

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              its literally optional jpgs. yakuza already has shit tons of product placement and real life restaurant chains in it. a dlc with jpgs of some ecelebs that you don't even have to install is nothing to get your panties twisted over.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a dlc with jpgs of some ecelebs that you don't even have to install is nothing to get your panties twisted over.
                >that you don't even have to install
                Genuine moron that didn't even play the game. You'll get them even if you don't activate the DLC.

                real.
                I didn't even activate the DLC on Steam page, so it's not even in my library

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You'll get them even if you don't activate the DLC
                you sure? Why is the dlc even a thing then?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ~~*SEGA*~~ nickel and diming

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure what you mean, the dlc is free

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am very sure.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see
                How utterly bizarre then, guess I'll have to see whenever I get the game myself

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what he's talking about, I never added that DLC to my library so it's not forcing it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aha, yessu, youuutubu peeporu, eet wirru meiku asu popuraru in da westu - RGG, probably

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            And this bothers you because…?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              because I don't want to visit Japan to eat hamburgers

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you also go to mcdonal to eat salads fricking moron?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would it bother you if I said yes?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh hey Kenny Omega is in?
            Neat

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't Hoe-girlve based? Hoe-girlve is sponsored by bushiroad and therefore anti-woke. Even EN.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know nyanners

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but qrd? I don't follow this vtuber shit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                she used to attention prostitute on Ganker like over 10 years ago

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                P O M F

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >target audience replaced by eceleb cancer and twitter trannies
            I was done with the series after yakuza 6 anyways. Been a good run

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        creator and producer among other people leave
        oooh, I see what happened. Whole culture changed at the studio and not in a positive way. That's fricking sad dude.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got fired for calling Puyo Puyo pros the japanese slang for beta males on stream iirc
          It was completely his fault

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            wait is that why the ps5/steam version of judgment doesn't have puyo in it?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe
              He didn't like "childish" games

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            seems accurate to me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            More like manchild than beta

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >series creator was a homosexual that didn't wanted to release Yakuza anywhere besides Sony consoles.
        him leaving was the best thing that happened to the series.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The west.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably a good thing I don't understand how what the first person said translates to what the second person said

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone with pronouns in their bio got molested as a kid and turned gay as a result. Every single one.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically saying the new audience for Yakuza is they/thems who on more than average have a traumatic sexual experience in their youth.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone in this picture is a massive homosexual, especially ryoko

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. rape victim

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Nuh-uh he has to be a sigma based chad pilled red amogus giga omegalul emotionless brick wall that hates the w o k e"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ywnbaw

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't 7 released last year?
    wrong date moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2023
      When zoomeroids accepted the butchery of Yakuza in 7, that's when I knew it was over. And it's NOT about the JRPG gameplay, it's about everything else.

      Like a Dragon came out 3 years ago tho

      >Ganker loved 7 when it came out
      >Then Ganker flipped on it the nanosecond people outside of Ganker liked it
      And the cycle continues

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker loved 7 when it came out
        i didn't
        if you change the genre of a franchise , your franchise just turned to shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does it though?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated it when I came out and I told you this is the death of Yakuza. Now enjoy a game set in America with youtuber cameos. Yeah, "just a cycle"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you didn’t

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I did go frick yourself. The way they destroyed Tojo and Omi in that game was the Disney Star Wars moment for me, irredeemable franchise murder.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The way they destroyed Tojo and Omi
              loooooool

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hated it when I came out
          It’s okay, Anon. No one’s judging you here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      three years ago

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like 2005-2005.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    When zoomeroids accepted the butchery of Yakuza in 7, that's when I knew it was over. And it's NOT about the JRPG gameplay, it's about everything else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a Dragon came out 3 years ago tho

      [...]
      [...]
      >Ganker loved 7 when it came out
      >Then Ganker flipped on it the nanosecond people outside of Ganker liked it
      And the cycle continues

      picrel is the *only* good thing about yakuza 7, other than the minigames

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being wrong

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a Dragon came out 3 years ago tho

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been a good run yakuzabros

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who shit on modern Yakuza are probably newer than 0gays tbdesu

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people on Ganker pretend to care about a series they don't play

      Considering how 0 on steam came out 5 years ago and those people have had a lot of time to play other games in the series this isn't untrue
      It's like how fire emblem awakeningbabbies have had time to play the other games and become veteran snobs

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize right fricking now. Chigyu and furries ruined Sega and got the most talented person to ever work there fired. Happy, you fricking cheese scarfing pigs?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, this Bog was probably the only member of RGG that actually knew his shit about crime dramas. The rest of the team just watched anime.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He approved 7, this is on him as well. Without him they're truly fricked, but it started with his betrayal

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine my worm neck

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza fans hated Yakuza 0, because they finally seen what a good game looks like...even that took ten chapters into the game before the boredom went away.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that tatsuya is still worse than any of those cards since you need to meet him multiple times for super useful upgrades and characters jerk him off
    Only when there's a substory where a character meets an eceleb will there be something worse than him

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why you autists are afraid of emotion. Also who the frick plays these games dubbed anyway? Like why should I give a shit who plays Kiryu in English?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This series has been dead since 6. Yakuza ended with Yakuza 6.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ended at 5. Every Dragon Engine game is not a yakuza game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Dragon Engine games are the only good games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it ended at 4 since 5 was haruka deciding to ruin her own life with an idol career then end it in the dumbest way possible

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing outside of 0 is canon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        0 is not that great, it introduces so many things that ruined the series and it was made to appeal to the west which is why it's popular and ruined the company.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it introduces so many things that ruined the series
          like what
          >it was made to appeal to the west
          source?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      It ended at 5. Every Dragon Engine game is not a yakuza game.

      this too
      i adored the visual look and vibe of the series up till 6
      they needlessly tried to make it look more realistic

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO, 100 GAMES THAT ALREADY CAME OUT TOTALLY NOT ENOUGH
    homie be happy you got like a dozen of good games to play before the series went under

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This little homie is one of my favorite protags in the history of vidya.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Character made to be liked by rape victims.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meds.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you get raped again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s literally the standard Shounen protagonist. I don’t think Goku or Naruto were ever raped

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Makoto.
        Or Majima after being stuck in the rape dungeon for a year.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chance to have a (slightly) younger MC now that Kiryu is getting old
      >make new MC 40+ years old
      What the frick were they thinking?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone under the age of 35 is not a human being.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know but I'm 42 so I liked playing a JRPG with old farts. Representation and visibility, amirite boomer sisters?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They already made a new sub series with a younger protagonist and nobody cared

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It never had a chance since they refused to translate it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Middle age protags are kino. I'm sick of high schoolers being elite assasins, gangsters, pilots, etc.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not THAT young
          I mean like
          Early to mid 20s protag

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kinda sick of that too famalam.
            old men running the world. a new age.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just beat this game last night and goddamn, that ending. I love this homie like you wouldn't believe.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Friends Play and its consequences have been a disaster for Japan

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega is moronic

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least Dame dame didn't turn the sequel into gacha.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the series was done after 6 as far as im concerned
    everything afterwards has been sloppy seconds

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