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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOUR CHARACTER IS READY, RIGHT, Ganker???

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not paying forty dollars for a DLC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will pirate it and begrudgingly play while I listen to audiobooks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pirate it, moron-kun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$40 for 70+hours of GotY content

      I guarantee whatever you last spent $40 on was a far worse investment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GotY
        YES LET ME CONSOOOOOOOM THE JOURNALIST SLOP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pirate it later

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finger but hole

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soon australia bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tried to take Friday off to play it but was declined.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just said i wanted to go home early to my manager, she said yes without even asking why, and she let me flex out all my time this week so i dont even need to use PTO.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does her spine go into her ass? Thats the tiniest asscrack i ever seen

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im making a new character to experience the TRVE definitive version of the game.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time player here
    I just finished the game for the first time and got at least 1 of every item including weapons and armor. I am more than ready for the DL

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Busy playing Dark Souls 2

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post snacks, drinks or whatever you got for the DLC launch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weed, coconut juice and m&m's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia's but hole is the only snack I need

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going to make some soft pretzels and cheese dip and drink beer.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have two characters ready

    one is my original character which is at level 145 with most equipment collected and elden beast killed

    second is 130 and did not burn the erdtree yet so if there is a secret frenzy/melina thing with the dlc i can do that

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they say the DLC is coming out on the 21th
    >j/k it's on the 20th
    did I just fricking get trolled by timezones again
    fricking japan time

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lost my original save when I tossed my PS4 and I've been away from home on work for the past 2 weeks 🙁 not sure if I should just rush through or farm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This chick is annoying but sometimes the stuff she covers is kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can level super fast from the shitheads in mohgs area. Just get the items for your build and you can be strong enough in no time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can kill Radahn and Mohg in like 5 hours with almost any half-decent weapon, if you use any of the OP things you can do it far easier
      t. just set up 3 characters by killing strictly radahn and Mohg to leave all the other bosses in the game alive for the wacky dlc weapons

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pirate it and do the most autistic thing I have ever done in any videogame, track down and kill EVERY single boss in the base game, and then do the same in the DLC.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot help but wonder how a Hentai Elden Ring game would do in the current gaming market.

    do people want to fap while fighting against opponents through sexual acts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People have beaten ER on a DDR pad.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If leaks are real then it's the biggest slop of the year.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden bros, can i make it from start to finish before the DLC comes out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably if you just rush straight through mandatory content + Mohg and nothing else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, im pretty much at the end after 30 hours while still doing all of the quests

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my qbittorrent is ready. i'm going to pirate the shit out of this dlc

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's time to admit depression got the better of me.
    I remember when vanilla ER launched. I couldn't sleep the night before and started the game exactly the moment it released and played nonstop for more than 24 hours straight.
    Now I'll just gonna pirate the DLC and don't even know if I'll have enough energy to play it. Why keep living bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're just a cringe doomer. Grow the frick up moron.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have two characters 153 and 150 both have everything collected i can't fricking waits bros have a third character semi ready at like 190ish that i plan on running through ng+s with

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my wife should have been in the dlc

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you vpn from Australia to get it early?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will I be able to use my character from a pirated copy in the DLC?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing that you can just move the savefiles and everything will transfer, even the flags that let you enter the DLC.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vpn doesnt seem to change the release time for me, did steam patch it or something?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > dlc: coming out
    > me: still haven't gotten through the first version with the broken weapon yet

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pass. Steam Sale next week and I'm not interested in buying DLC's.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >set xbock to new zealand time
    >can now play earlier with everyone
    sweet

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