A gas station simulator outselling Deathloop

A gas station simulator outselling Deathloop

Why are devs and journalists so fricking afraid that it's not even selling?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Triple A in the current year is a meme. And now when people can't even get a new GPU for affordable prices I wonder how much worse it's going to get. Development costs need to be cut and more DLC sold.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that pile of shit
      >AAA
      cope

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well it was developed by Arkane and released by Bethesda for 60 euro that's all I know.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you really suggesting that AAA titles are better than other games? come off it, AAA studios are just making games to make money, they don't care about the game in question and neither do you.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        AAA and AA have nothing to do with the quality of the game anon, it's a metric relative to a studio's size/budget/marketing budget

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t even know what the frick you’re talking about anon

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Development costs need to be cut
      Frick no they don't. Advertising budget and paying women to do non-jobs need to be cut.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield will sell an astronomical amount of units. Make a Todd™ game, and they will come.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comparing 60$ game to a 10$ game
    literally braindead

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally seething from people prefering to pump gas than play Deathloop

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      a 10$ game that is infinitely more fun and also way cheaper
      all meaning of price is lost when you compare the actual content
      apples to oranges peaches to plums it doesn't matter

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing a $60 piece of shit to a $10 game
      yes, braindead

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Journos are scared because they got together in their secret reviewer club and voted to give it 10/10 review scores despite the fact that the game is just a rehash of Prey 2017/Dishonored 2 (and isn't even as polished as either of those, given how brain-dead and abusable the AI is), and it being outsold by a literal who meme game only hurts their already dwindling reputation as a source of information.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no fricking way anyone thinks a 10/10 in video game reviews means anything

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah if anyone was still dumb enough to believe in journos then they certainly learned a harsh lesson by now.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game about Sneed is selling better than time-hopping Black folks' one
    This says a lot about our society

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is literally just another fricking FPS. Practically whack a mole. The only difference game after game is what you're shooting at because apparently thats all that matters to brainlets.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy plays nintendo games I guarantee it lol.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        hes literally playing HALO in the webm

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, give it to me straight bros... Is this really just dishonored again? Is it worth it on sale at least?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      worse than dishonored

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Less powers
      Less weapons/tools
      Worse story
      Worse characters
      Worse AI
      Awful optimisation and buggy
      Awful online invasion component
      World design is still good though, so great
      It’s a bargain bin/pirate only game

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    GASSED.com

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >giving the dishonored devs $60 for their new game

    Nobody is this dumb. This shit will be on gamepass in a few months. Gas station simulator actually looks fun and isn't charging an arm and a leg for a 8 hour experience.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Sex
    Funny how every time a game is PS5 only, it flops.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it on PS5? PC can't usually compete with the sales of console games

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This ain't ten year ago, old man.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah now there's even more people that own a console compared to PC

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao outside of the Switch, console market share is dwindlibg.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get with the times literally, all the top twitch games are PC/mobile, Zoomers only use their ps5s for fortnite or the latest cod/fifa/mlb/racing games
      This has always been the case for each generation though

      Your opinons on twitch are irrelevant as it is still a sizable metric of which games are popular

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >using twitch as an example
        top kek

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one game costs $60 and requires newer hardware to run while the other game is $10 and can be played on toasters

    Hmmmm but you don’t care do you chud? You just want to cry like a b***h over the meanie game with the black man.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gas station simulator
    huh?

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    sold just as well as other arkane games, most people get filtered by immersive sims

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this game shit again?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      cause black people or something

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks cool but why the frick would I buy PS5 just to play it? If it were on ps4 i would have definitely been tempted, but here we are. I assure you most people without a gaming PC are feeling the same way.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prey: Mooncrash did it better

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many threads have you morons made about this game recently?

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if you "read between the lines", Arkhane games hardly ever sell.
    Their last 2-4 games have been flops, so It's likely that Bethesda is getting to the point where they won't tolerate their failings anmore and will disolve the studio and transfere it's manpower to other divisions.
    Press and colleges of Arkhane probably don't want that, so they are trying to get the word out to get people to buy this game.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dishonoured died when they killed the Outsider.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the pc master race is poor as frick and can't run deathloop

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe because the crappy engine shits the bed the minute you aren't running it at EXACTLY 60 or 120 fps. The same issue that already existed in Dishonored 2 and that they didn't bother to fix. Bad reviews are more than warranted here, they never learn otherwise.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of that how was death of the outsider gameplaywise?

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